Now with all the modern rap,and rock,and schlocky comedy,you boys and your good ol' fashion down home monkeyshines,tickle my heart.

Once,at the Warfield theatre,in San Fran,you Discovered I was sitting next to an alien, and I helped remove his egg,with your help!

Then ,phil lost his crown,and we presented it back to you,intact(I could have stole it,but...)

He has since departed this planet,however...My white haired alien friend.

Now I work at the old Data Mine,and sift for facts all day,hoping to find the letter t in there.

My Boss says "Firesign Theatre? Aint that the boys who wouldnt go to war?"

I said yes,and called you ALL a bunch of Bozos!

So,in closing ;"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!"

And just who IS Chevy Chase. .?