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Submitted by El Cabongggg on March 08, 2005 at 12:37 AM

Subject: Happy Cows

Way back when I was a ten year old youngin' roundabouts 1993, I recall hearing a track on Dr. Demento's show that's been haunting me for the last twelve years. I must get ahold of this track. My friend's father swears it was Firesign Theatre. Maybe one of you blokes could help me... the track was in the format of a fastfood commercial, and it went a little somthing like this:

Happy cows make happy meat
the kinda cows we love to eat
and we use every bit but the feet
we pour on the spice
and it starts to taste nice
but make sure you ask for well-done

Take a big bite
chew and swallow
have another, you can take it
what a bargain for a dollar
it costs twenty cents to make it

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>Way back when I was a ten year old youngin' roundabouts 1993, I recall hearing a track on Dr. Demento's show that's been haunting me for the last twelve years. I must get ahold of this track. My friend's father swears it was Firesign Theatre. Maybe one of you blokes could help me... the track was in the format of a fastfood commercial, and it went a little somthing like this: > >Happy cows make happy meat >the kinda cows we love to eat >and we use every bit but the feet >we pour on the spice >and it starts to taste nice >but make sure you ask for well-done > >Take a big bite >chew and swallow >have another, you can take it >what a bargain for a dollar >it costs twenty cents to make it >

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