||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 20, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Firebroiled', just granted probation at 7:40 AM", then leaves hurriedly. Firebroiled: . . . et’s talk about your car. It’s screaming “Wash me, please!” Now if you’re a Mister Common Sense, you won’t believe me when I tell you that I’ve got an envelope that ‘ll clean your car while you’re driving it home to work. Well, Brian, believe me this time, because this one isn’t like the Austin self-sharpening razors. No, friends, no overheating like the tropical fishes. No zizzing and dripping like the dike . . . ||||||||| At 7:41 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Firebroiled!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Doggedly disembarks at 8:52 PM. Doggedly: send to all Doggedly: Hello all Doggedly: (looks around uncertainly) Doggedly: HMMmmmmmmm ||||||||| "8:55 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Doggedly, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the brambles. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 20, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:04 PM and ah,clem steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern time' Merlyn: Hullo ||||||||| "9:09 PM? 9:09 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits at the bar. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:10 PM and late as usual, it's principalpoop, just back from Funfun Town." principalpoop: howdy cease: hey ||||||||| "9:10 PM? 9:10 PM!!" says Catherwood, "TweenyMenOnTheMoon should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as TweenyMenOnTheMoon enters and sits on the couch. TweenyMenOnTheMoon: on this day in 1954, US Plus Tweeny Men put up the first flagpole on the Moon, and hung the mayor. principalpoop: 1 gig xd memory huh? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey all... Merlyn: 'asta right TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Nice Mellotron... principalpoop: I heard the mayor was hung, but did not see the photos principalpoop: I got the dvd thanks, what do I use to play it? lol cease: hey tweeny, i got tiger yesterday Merlyn: there's an extra charge for the photos TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Miss my E-mu Vintage Keys module. principalpoop: it arrived monday TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Cool, Cat! How ya like 'er? principalpoop: ahh shucks TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I assumed you had a DVD player, P, sorry... cease: i really like the dashboard principalpoop: not a problem, I had forgotten I had given away my snail mail cease: havent explore much yet but that really stands out as useful principalpoop: I will make it work cease: no cni yet? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Widgets are pretty cool. Little bits of code that anyone can write. principalpoop: almost sni principalpoop: c cease: i'll have to check that out TweenyMenOnTheMoon: CNI's up here... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Music... principalpoop: rock star TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Lock your wigs... cease: it almost didnt load. i have to reformat hard drive or else get more gigs principalpoop: ah hell, lock your wigs cease: i dont know what could have eaten up 19gigs on the main drive TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Get a big second drive cat (like 128M) for all your tunes and multimedia. ||||||||| Catherwood enters with llanwydd close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:15 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom. llanwydd: is this alt.music.disco? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: These days, 100G + drive is manditory. TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey LL... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: 128G, Cat principalpoop: evening ah, clem, I had to replace the batteries in my headphones cease: i have my 80 gig drive segmented into 20 main drive and 60 for "media" mostly vid cease: you mean an external drive, tween? cease: yes i defiintely need that ah,clem: can ya hear me now? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Pink Hotel has been ripped! principalpoop: eveninging IIan cease: partic as i start editing HD footage principalpoop: I hear you principalpoop: I did not hear the start cease: does ah clem have pink hotel? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: If the internal won't accomodate. I've got 2 internals in the G3, I assume you can do the same in the G4. ah,clem: it's getting ther, Tweeny... principalpoop: somebody ripped off the pink hotel? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I just sent it to him this past week, Cat. cease: oh i love this album. was just referring to it today in an email, review of chinese flick The World cease: a kind of soap opera set in Panorma Land 2000, the beijihng version llanwydd: I actually stayed in a pink hotel in florida once TweenyMenOnTheMoon: It's fine work, Cat. Also a bit of 2001 Space Odyssey. principalpoop: they are all pink in florida cease: i just reserved a beautiful B&B on saltspring isloand for the bc day weekend TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You could probably find one in Austin as well. Pretty funky place. principalpoop: bacon and bagel? cease: we'll see. they promise good food principalpoop: yum cease: the website looks amazing TweenyMenOnTheMoon: back in a bit... principalpoop: i guess b%b could be mushrooms too principalpoop: ok tween llanwydd: bacon on a bagel sounds interesting cease: on salt spring island, i think that would be a requirement llanwydd: actually I prefer raw salmon and cream cheese cease: a hippy stronghold from long before there were hippies principalpoop: bagels are super for anything llanwydd: with a slice of onion principalpoop: cream cheese and grape jelly llanwydd: not with raw salmon principalpoop: stop this, or I will become hungry cease: a center of the eco-house movement. the reason for my trip cease: i want to build one eventually so i have to see what others have done, and can do with current technology llanwydd: np: 20 Years of Jethro Tull principalpoop: it changes monthly principalpoop: new materials, new machines principalpoop: pc control of stuff to make it efficient :D cease: i wonder how many solar panels it owuld take to run al lthe electiricy i use cease: hopefully fewer and fewer each year principalpoop: seattle area is good for that, overcast but solar radiation goes through those kind of clouds principalpoop: I assume your neck of the woods is similar ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:24 PM, dragging Bambi by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" llanwydd: hi bambi! principalpoop: I met the girl who opened for jethro tull on one of his world tours Bambi: LOL, give me back my foot Catherwood! ;-) ||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi back my foot -). principalpoop: hello better half of ah, clem ah,clem: had to restart the rip, ran out of disc space principalpoop: ahh foot tetish C, oops wrong chat Bambi: how's it going tonight? llanwydd: I know Yes opened for tull on their 1970 world tour ah,clem: be perpared for a stall principalpoop: How is root? and you? Bambi: lol principalpoop: fine thanks, a little cooler today llanwydd: which is funny because Yes is much better than tull ah,clem: I'll thing of something in the mean time principalpoop: she was not yes, she told me no principalpoop: don't be mean ah, clem cease: hi bambi ah,clem: Bambi, is your monitor working? cease: just heating up in van Bambi: not much cooler here I can tell ya cease: supposed to be about as hot as it gets by the weekend Bambi: yes, thanks Clem it sure is llanwydd: supposed to get rain here llanwydd: sure was hot today though principalpoop: cool enough I cut the grass today llanwydd: not here cease: my lawn is turning into straw cease: unless you were reffering to a different brand of grass principalpoop: hehehe principalpoop: lawn llanwydd: my landlord cuts my lawn llanwydd: he's 87 years old llanwydd: uses a tractor cease: some are healthy at that age, some are not principalpoop: my landlord cuts the hay in the front field cease: you didnt have to split it with the sound effects man? llanwydd: he's incredibly healthy for that age. and he prefers to do the lawn himself principalpoop: that was rococoo TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Speaking of How Time Flys... congratulate me for having made it 52 years on this rock as of today :) llanwydd: happy birthday tween! principalpoop: you are 52 today? cease: congrats, tween llanwydd: so you are a watersign principalpoop: geezer, happy birthday TweenyMenOnTheMoon: DeLand, FL 7/20/54 llanwydd: never known you to be crabby ||||||||| Outside, the 9:30 PM downtown bus from Milford pulls away, leaving doctec coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. cease: and speaking of geezers, principalpoop: hi doc TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A crab actually... Please don't eat me... llanwydd: hey doc! TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey Doc... doctec: evenin' all... principalpoop: I wondered why you walked the way you do doctec: geezers is as geezers does TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol P TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Cough, cough... Creak, creak... principalpoop: geezer today geezer tomorrow doctec: geezy come geezy go Bambi: hey doc TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You wanna geeze her? doctec: geeze her right there, she'll pass another one principalpoop: and swim the english channel? llanwydd: from a deadbeat to an old geezer TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Spreak engrish, channel! Bambi: howdy cat, llanwydd, princep, tweeny (MenOnTheMoon), merlyn and of course clem TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Too old to rock and roll, too young to die ;) principalpoop: I hope I die before I get old, I think who said that TweenyMenOnTheMoon: (Good Jethro Tull album, if you don't have it) principalpoop: too late for us tween TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I still ove Zeppelin & The Who, so I guess it ain't over just yet... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: love principalpoop: sure, I do a mean air guitar with my cane llanwydd: I don't like the who enough to buy any of their albums llanwydd: although I had Live at Leeds long ago TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol P llanwydd: it was just ok ||||||||| Outside, the 9:36 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Honey Sanchez coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. principalpoop: ahh honey hehe Honey Sanchez: cough couch TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Quadrophenia is their best, in my opinion. Rock opera... ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Hemlock Stones', just granted probation at 9:36 PM", then leaves hurriedly. principalpoop: doing anything for your birthday? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Crosstown Traffic... so hard to get through to you Honey... Honey Sanchez: hi hemmie principalpoop: ahh cheerio old chap Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey Bambi: hi Honey doctec: locker TweenyMenOnTheMoon: UK! I'll bet you didn't drive here ;) Bambi: hi Stones Honey Sanchez: hi bambi n poop n tweeny n llan doctec: honee cease: whats up, doctec? Honey Sanchez: cease doc howdy Hemlock Stones: Yo ! PP Tween, llan, doc, etc principalpoop: a whole lotta love cease: honey cease: hem Hemlock Stones: hi Bambi TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hear the raods are melting, and Tim Leary had nothing to do with it... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: roads principalpoop: roadies Hemlock Stones: it sounds like the Dali gang are on the loose again Tween, Hemlock Stones: he sure messed up my watch TweenyMenOnTheMoon: No doubt, Stones. principalpoop: if the clocks start melting, run cease: hows lili, doc? doctec: i see by the clock on the wall that time has melted cease: my watch, she is melting! Honey Sanchez: my clock is already running doctec: lili is getting anxious, money's getting tight and no work in sight principalpoop: no flies on me, yet cease: bummer TweenyMenOnTheMoon: And he's not even here yet... principalpoop: courage doctec: that consulting thing she thought she'd be doing never materialized TweenyMenOnTheMoon: No time flys on Frank... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: In his own Wright... doctec: and she's finding that potential employers are balking when they find out she had breast cancer last year and hasn't worked for at least two ... Hemlock Stones: if you look close you can sometimes see where they have been Tween TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Back to the future! cease: double bummer Hemlock Stones: Hi Clem Merlyn: yikes doc TweenyMenOnTheMoon: In this thing on? principalpoop: reload it and pass it around Honey Sanchez: hola, ah clem ah,clem: ...
Honey Sanchez tap tap Hemlock Stones: been hot here too clem cease: ah principalpoop: hahaha you bet cease: you here, merl? principalpoop: is that keg open yet honey? Honey Sanchez: im workin on it Honey Sanchez: do i put that thingy in the hole or what? principalpoop: either that or dancing TweenyMenOnTheMoon: 108 heat index w/near 70 degree dewpoint here yesterday in Austin. The winters are great though. principalpoop: hehe she said put the thingy in the hole hehe Honey Sanchez: winters in austin are excellent! doctec: merl is here - we're chatting privately about fst site issues Hemlock Stones: smut alert ! principalpoop: ahh nice, you will not go to hell, you have already lived there Merlyn: yeah, the new server should be up soon; you shouldn't see any differences except more bugs principalpoop: smut? where where? I love pron.... Honey Sanchez: lol TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Let me know the next time you're in town, Honey. Buy ya a smoothie :) Merlyn: insert Twain joke about owning texas & hell TweenyMenOnTheMoon: prons prons... doctec: bees and spiders, to be specific Hemlock Stones: throws bucket of iced water on Poop Honey Sanchez: kk tweeny principalpoop: lion and tigers, and bears oh my principalpoop: brr, what was that for hemlock? brrrr Hemlock Stones: just checking up on Subservient Chicken, must be sweltering under all those feathers Honey Sanchez: it is a pron smoothie, poop Hemlock Stones: just cooling you down PP principalpoop: hehe she said pron smoothie hehe Merlyn: get me a pron smoothie, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gets Merlyn a pron smoothie. Merlyn: mmmMMMmmm, badger principalpoop: ahh ok, I thought I won the super bowl again in another flashback doctec: lili was taking a nap, i think she's awake now cease: hey perl, i plugged fred's book on alt.firesign today. did it get posted? cease: hi lilii ah,clem: sounds fisshy, Merl cease: merl principalpoop: badger? looked like a wood chuck to me principalpoop: wood chucks are also know as ground hogs doctec: in tertiary news: pump audio fast tracked a couple of my tunes, i'll be submitting a cd to them in the next few days (http://pumpaudio.com) TweenyMenOnTheMoon: back in a bit... Merlyn: didn't see it, cat, and neither does groups.google.com cease: good news, doc principalpoop: did I write that before? what day is this? cease: really? principalpoop: ahhh super cease: i get a digest from i think google and then responded to it today to plug the book doctec: tweeny may want to check out the pump audio deal llanwydd: got lost. is this firesign chat? principalpoop: no llan, I mean yes, oops maybe doctec: lland: no, this is chiresign fat doctec: ...or is that shiresign... ? llanwydd: sorry to bother you principalpoop: no bother, that will be 10 dollars in this pay for info chat doctec: has anyone seen 'a scanner darkly' yet? Merlyn: firesign fat chew Honey Sanchez: lol principalpoop: firesat chin cease: this portion of Shiresign Fat is brought to you by Sauron burgers. He's gone now so we can gloat doctec: fat chew? gesundheit! llanwydd: I started to read scanner but found it too distasteful after 30 or 40 pages if I remember right llanwydd: and I'm used to reading stephen king ||||||||| "9:53 PM? 9:53 PM!!" says Catherwood, "El Diablo Yamamoto should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as El Diablo Yamamoto enters and sits on the divan. principalpoop: gimme a golum milkshake and fredo fries too please cease: yes it's his worst book, in my opinion but i relay want to see the flick cease: its's Yammy! principalpoop: ahh so yamamoto TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Yamoto-san... Honey Sanchez: hi yama Bambi: hi Yammy Honey Sanchez: moshi moshi llanwydd: a friend of mine had been bugging me to read pkd and that was the one I picked up doctec: gollum milkshake - made with real trout! El Diablo Yamamoto: Oi! So cease: Orc In a Box, we'll fry what the fingerless hand can't touch! El Diablo Yamamoto: There I am TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Would that be brook trout, or kilgore Doc? doctec: our miss brook trout cease: read Ubik, Electric Sheep, Man in the HIgh Castle, many many more great books llanwydd: LOL doc Honey Sanchez: trout fishing in america TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol Doc principalpoop: trouser trout cease: Flow My Tears another great one cease: his vision of a fascist america was oddly prescient TweenyMenOnTheMoon: in the reflecting pool lol llanwydd: smoked trout gets in your eyes Honey Sanchez: trout fishlipped it principalpoop: ahh, I saw the idea that many love authoritianism because they fear ambiguity, that would explain a lot, I love ambiguity and hold authority in contempt TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Gotta find a DVD of Groucho's "You Bet Your Life" game show. TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Bush at the G8 session in Russia. Are you embarassed yet? doctec: tweeny: i'm pretty sure 'you bet your life' episodes are now available on dvd llanwydd: I taped you bet your life on audiocassette when I was a kid El Diablo Yamamoto: Nixon will look like a nobel laureate very soon Merlyn: I've got that groucho DVD set, tween principalpoop: fish credit card, don't leave home with trout it llanwydd: I was a marxist at an early age Honey Sanchez: you mean on reel to reel? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: (Trout Fishing in the Reflecting Pool is a Doonesbury collection) Merlyn: haven't watched much yet tho doctec:http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000ALFZ0/002-8471260-4864841?v=glance&n=130 TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Let me know if it's any good, Merl... Merlyn: old episodes of the Fishin' Magician on reel to reel? Merlyn: I've read good reviews of it cease: i heard that amazon gives lavish support to republicans. switched to banres and noble llanwydd: I listened to the tapes so often I still remember them El Diablo Yamamoto: I heard he did it for scale Hemlock Stones: .. TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey, JL. If Pink Hotel is a problem don't sweat it, guy :) doctec: (smacks forehead) i coulda had a G8! El Diablo Yamamoto: I don't buy anything on line cos I'm Paranoid Honey Sanchez: doh principalpoop: a working copy cease: i did review fred's book on amazon today. suprised no one else has TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol Doc principalpoop: ray me fa Honey Sanchez: catherwood please bring me a G* ||||||||| Catherwood gets Honey Sanchez a g*. Hemlock Stones: some are incontinent clem llanwydd: I can't afford fred's book doctec: i need to order fred's book - haven't yet TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Need to get that one, Cat. I'd love to read even an unauthorized bio of the guyz... cease: yes it isnt cheap llanwydd: I hope to buy it used some day TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Do ray me... cease: it was authorized at the time, tween Honey Sanchez: fa so la ti doh ah,clem :) stomes llanwydd: I bought the big book of plays and mystery joke book used back in the late 70s cease: the unhappiness came after, with the bride review TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Ok, Cat... good to know... principalpoop: a drink with jam and bread, bagels too ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. cease: proc even plugged it on the maron show Honey Sanchez: emminent front its a put on doctec: i have said it before and i'll say it again: i'll be selling my (incomplete) collection of dear friends radio show albums on ebay soon - i have show #1 and shows #5 through #12 on disc TweenyMenOnTheMoon: That's not the first track, JL. The first track is "Exorcism in Your Daily Life". Bambi: laser ray? no way man ... no blu-ray or hd dvd here ... gonna boycott that crap and vista too ... crapware hardware/software DRM enabler that it is ... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: It's OK if it's scattered a bit. Be sure to play "Over The Edge"... ah,clem: thanks Tweeny, seems to be running ok, :) doctec: i'm giving show #6 to elayne - she let me make clean dat copies of her set back in '97, first time i'd heard all of them - she's missing the disc for #6, she had a bad cassette copy of that one - giving her the #6 disc will complete her set principalpoop: I am with you bambi, next pc is linux
Honey Sanchez joins Bambi and burns cupholder too TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Yeah, it's gettin' ugly Bambi. Like the statement that player company made on their site. Well described. cease: ok im learning something from air america as i type TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Since it's a collection, the play order doen't make all that much difference. El Diablo Yamamoto: I've been using Linux since 2k4 I'm happy Bambi: yep...sad too cease: the weekedn air america shows are all sponsored Bambi: they didn't have to do that ... everything they know is wrong ... cease: that must have been what that was about with firesign on that network TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Lot's of cool bells & whistles in OS X Tiger though, Yam. And all the control of a UNIX OS. Honey Sanchez: and they know it cease: i look forward to learning to use it, tween principalpoop: just like the scientists in forbidden planet, they need to control their id Bambi: yes, they do know it honey ... that's what makes it the worst possible thing they could be doing doctec: pp: forbidden planet one of my fave flicks Honey Sanchez: yeap TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The cool thing is that it's got the Macintosh front end for the average user, but you can open up a terminal & go nuts... Honey Sanchez: they are evil doctec: love all those bloops and bleeps in the soundtrack - louis & bebe baron if dr. memory servers principalpoop: yes, super super film doctec: tween: hey, i'm nuts already.. ||||||||| "10:06 PM? 10:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mark Time should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mark Time enters and sits on the divan. llanwydd: I have forbidden planet. I'd love to see it on a big screen Mark Time: evening crew! TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Long time since I've seen forbidden, doc. Was something for its time as I recall. cease: hayakawa, great semanticist turned senator sleepy Honey Sanchez: hola mark Hemlock Stones: good movie that llan TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey Madison... cease: hi mark principalpoop: ahhh amrk itme Hemlock Stones: hi Mark Bambi: hi MT llanwydd: good evening...MARK doctec: lland: just sit 6 inches from a big plasma screen El Diablo Yamamoto: I grew up on that picture ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'klokwkdog', just granted probation at 10:07 PM", then leaves hurriedly. TweenyMenOnTheMoon: We're too live, here, Mark TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Dogman... Hemlock Stones: Hi klok principalpoop: klik klok llanwydd: lol doc Honey Sanchez: hi klok klokwkdog: hey, HS; thanx for the ID email! doctec: hey mark TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Wish me a happy birthday Klok. 52 today. Mark Time: hey folks, it's Tweeny's Birthday....LOL Austin.... cease: is this let's eat? Bambi: hey Klok TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Les Miserables... llanwydd: there were a lot of good sci fi flicks that year Hemlock Stones: my pleasure klok, just one of many issues we are fighting over here cease: klok llanwydd: including Earth vs the Flying Saucers. one of my favorites principalpoop: 52 is over the hill, pull down your pants and slide Bambi: Happy Birthday to Tweeny !!! !!! !!!! :-) klokwkdog: hey folks, Tweeny, Poop, Honey, Bambi, Cat El Diablo Yamamoto: I forgot a present TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Just getting started, P ;=) El Diablo Yamamoto: Hope there's cake principalpoop: les miserables does not sound like a fun movie cease: oh is this pink hotel?
El Diablo Yamamoto loves cake Honey Sanchez: catherwood make tweeny a yellowcake cake ||||||||| Catherwood gets tweeny a yellowcake cake. TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Well, a little happy family on the stove... cease: this sounds like a commercial Hemlock Stones: i once met Les in person doctec: (what was cni playing just before "breakfast with the brunts"? i didn't recognize it) TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A Nigerian favorite... Hemlock Stones: he was fairly upbeat at the time
principalpoop loves cake too! cease: is he still miserable? klokwkdog: HB "52", Tweeny El Diablo Yamamoto: Ooo Radioactive. Save the Alpha Particles for me! principalpoop: gimme gamma TweenyMenOnTheMoon: This is Pink Hotel Burns Down. Available at Lodestone. cease: they did several of these, as i recall Honey Sanchez: okie dokie you got it yamamoto cease: carnation breakfast, right? klokwkdog: You're well into the second third of your life now, Tweeny -- time to straighten out and fly rite TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Grats, Klok :) Hemlock Stones: i suppose the New World Order is bringing him down again though cease: i have it but havent heard for along time El Diablo Yamamoto: Was that Groucho in those? llanwydd: I wonder why les is so miserable doctec: hang on, it's my 10 o'clock cat cease: ah, the mushroom daze TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Go fly a kite :=) ah,clem: intersting approach, Tweeny cease: i was lucky enough to be glued to the radio when this was first broadcast TweenyMenOnTheMoon: (Klok wants me to stay away from Masons) principalpoop: ottoman? hehehe llanwydd: we're supposed to hear from catherwood at 10 o'clock, aren't we? ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to llanwydd and says "Did you want me?" cease: did you see last spaulding gray writings in latest harpers, klok? principalpoop: yes, and stay away from the Dixons too Hemlock Stones: talking of 10 o'clock, if you like Reggae and Dub music, check out the show i do with Steve Barker this Saturday at 10 BST
klokwkdog has stayed away from the Masons for many years himself now ah,clem: catherwood tell me the time ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:12 PM" TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Musta been cool, Cat (no pun intended). Have to spend some time in LA just for the heck of it. Hemlock Stones:http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/local_radio/ doctec: hemlock: that's 3am est right? klokwkdog: it's good advice, Tweeny -- a lot of that stuff in Mason jars was made with old car radiators El Diablo Yamamoto: Yes El Diablo Yamamoto: Does it rerun? cease: if you havet o spend all yhour timein a car, you might as well be listening to this llanwydd: I think that's the first time I've seen the abbreviation BST Hemlock Stones: i make it 5 pm actually but maybe i am confused klokwkdog: Cat -- no, only thing I looked at was an old Middle East thing (not at Harper's much; I'll revisit)
El Diablo Yamamoto Likes Reggae and dub TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Krassner - Manson wants to get paroled. He wants to spend more time with his family. llanwydd: Bastard Siderial Time? Hemlock Stones: British Summer Time is GMT plus one ah,clem hickups principalpoop: BST? oops wrong chat doctec: i thought there was only a 5 hour diff between new york time and london time Honey Sanchez: lol TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Better than hick down ;) cease: about his childhood in rhode islaand. i thought there were places there you'd recognize Honey Sanchez: ya cuz its 7 hrs here in new mexico TweenyMenOnTheMoon: They're so mean in Greenwich... El Diablo Yamamoto: It's 21/2 years here klokwkdog: EDT is GMT minus four...carry the nine and you can see when HS has to boil an egg cease: hows in yamming, yammy? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Parts of NM are freakin' beautiful. principalpoop: bingo! what do I win? Honey Sanchez: lol El Diablo Yamamoto: Hey Hemlock: Ever Run ito Craig Charles? Hemlock Stones: it will be on listen again at that address and then the following Wednesday you can hear part one on the Echo Chamber at www.kfai.org in Minneapolis ||||||||| El Diablo Yamamoto dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's El Diablo Yamamoto?! It's 10:15 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" TweenyMenOnTheMoon: North NM & AZ are nice. ||||||||| El Diablo Yamamoto enters at 10:15 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. Hemlock Stones: yes i met Craig a couple of times at radio or TV stations, bit of a Scally principalpoop: wb yama El Diablo Yamamoto: Stupd wrong button doctec: scialli? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: he's back! principalpoop: SWB? El Diablo Yamamoto: Hemlock Why does that not surprise me Hemlock Stones: Scally is a Liverpudlian slang expression meaning a bit of a rogue or crook cease: there used to be an "indian" on this radio free oz show named craig Bambi: wb Yammy
principalpoop gives scalia finger gesture cease: a recurring character, or maybe not so character Honey Sanchez: swb single white bimbo? Bambi: so what have you been doing for your birthday Tweeny? Anything special?
El Diablo Yamamoto is a great Red Dwarf fan principalpoop: sure, we have scallywags doctec: john scialli is a real doctor and a firesign fan who used to post to alt.firesign in the late '90s Hemlock Stones: short for Scallywag Mark Time: not fade away... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Don't tell them what the Cockney translation of to rob a safe is ;) Hemlock Stones: only a step up from a Chav principalpoop: on weekends he is more wag than scully klokwkdog: what became of Carl Stone? Honey Sanchez: a scallywag isnt as naughty as a hooligan cease: i'd rather listen to than read Dwarf llanwydd: I thought Red Dwarf was the dumbest show ever aired TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Just enjoying lasting this long, Bambi :) Hemlock Stones: Rapscallions are a problem though llanwydd: ...at the time I saw it. but recently I've seen Pee Wee's Playhouse cease: yes, he went off to hopefully greener pastures, klok cease: hasnt been here in many years El Diablo Yamamoto: Anything is a step up from a Chav, except or beloved toy President cease: lots of folks who were here before then left principalpoop: h double o L i g an spells hooligan, never a man a stood against me klokwkdog: he was in Indiana, as I recall (Has No Name) ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 10:18 PM, dragging Mudhead by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey Mud... El Diablo Yamamoto: I like Rapscallions in a salad Hemlock Stones: Craigh Charles has just lost his job cos of either crack or crystal meth cease: ohio principalpoop: ah mudhead llanwydd: hey muddy! cease: his father was in the national guard at kent state Honey Sanchez: hi ho mud Mudhead: hello all cease: muddy doctec: muddy mudskipper El Diablo Yamamoto: Again, not a surprise Mark Time: hey mudhead.... Bambi: LOL Tweeny ... well, you are only about 6 or so months older than me ... so you can't be that old ;-) TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Ouch, Cat. That would weigh heavily indeed. TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Creak, creak... llanwydd: I'll bet I'm the youngest one of us principalpoop: ahh he is an old old bambi, you are a young old Honey Sanchez: still alive and well :) llanwydd: I mean among those who are here tonight Hemlock Stones: i know what its like to feel millions of years old TweenyMenOnTheMoon: We're just getting our send wind, Bambi :=) principalpoop: does that include me or not llan? Bambi: alive and kicking up a storm lol klokwkdog: that 2nd third of your life can be creaky at times, Tween. Bear with it (use plenty of bear grease) and you'll begin to get the hangg of IT ||||||||| Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky enters at 10:21 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex. Mudhead: Jeez louise, this ie7 or whatevewr is resizin rthe page by itself Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Which way's Goshen? llanwydd: I'll bet it does, princep klokwkdog: (spoken as someone who's big on IT...) TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Let's go windsurfing at Cancun, Bam. Show the young folks what up LOL Bambi: yes, very true Tweeny :-) TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hey JP... Honey Sanchez: and drink plenty of bear wizz beer too tween Mudhead: send wind, everythings a put or a get away llanwydd: johann. I think I remember you as johnny principalpoop: I am not all here, or so I am told often Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Yo Tween Mudhead: get away Bambi: Hi Johnny! klokwkdog: get away, Dixieland... principalpoop: goshen? you missed it, go back to the pass and go past go Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: How-de-do, Mz Bambi llanwydd: just when I say I'm the youngest, johnny shows up klokwkdog: this is still Pink Hotel Burns Down? Mark Time: hey ah clem! TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Depends on which part of Dixie, Klok. Some cool places down here... Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: How old are ya, llan? Mudhead: way down there in the valley of silicone TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Yep, Klok... Honey Sanchez: doo dah doo dah TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You really should have it in your collection. llanwydd: 44 principalpoop: swing low, sweet charlotte, harlot TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Are you ready to join the other side? doctec: last friday, had my first physical exam in 9 yrs (i was waaaaaay overdue) - clean bill of health tho waiting on results of blood work - amazingly my blood pressure is very low: 105 over 62 Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nope, you got me beat - just turned 46 on the 1st Honey Sanchez: the B side sure llanwydd: aha principalpoop: ahhh super doc, good news TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Health to you and Lil, Doc... klokwkdog: DT -- not having to work for someone certainly calms you down, eh? Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Good thing Dave isn't here though, llan TweenyMenOnTheMoon: 46? You're still a kid LOL principalpoop: yes, dave, our prodigal son llanwydd: I know. I meant among those here tonight Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Don't I know it, Twen Mark Time: they landed the moon men on the 20th of July....
klokwkdog thinks Dave is really 75 and pretending! doctec: klok: yes indeedy (lol) cease: wow. vernon welles just won the game, beat yanks in 10th TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Dave's learning how to be trained by a dog in NYC. klokwkdog: Mark T -- so they claim cease: Very Pretty TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The day the US landed on the Moon! doctec: brb, have to take care of a domestic task as per lili's demand - er, instruction :-) ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:25 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom. TweenyMenOnTheMoon: My birthday! principalpoop: HI E TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hi E! Honey Sanchez: hi elayne Elayne: Evenin' all! Wow, lookit all the peoples! llanwydd: Hi Elayne! cease: hey El klokwkdog: that "one small step" was really a complaint that they got the shoe size on the spacesuit worng again Mark Time: baggage claims at that.... principalpoop: ouch, watch your elbow please Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oops...that's TWEEN - Double U, Double O, Double P, Double L, Double E, Double R - NOT pronounced "Wop-leer" Elayne: Happy birthday, Tweeny! TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Thanks, E. Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oh, it's Tween's bidet? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: 52 and counting... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Crowes. principalpoop: cough cough TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Bidet's the Fountain... klokwkdog: hey E! see? some chatters have been ,b>warned in advance about Tweeny! Elayne: Woo-hoo, you'll always be older than me! :) principalpoop: caw caw Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Get that Duritz outta here! Bambi: hi Elayne!
klokwkdog hasn't even had his beer yet; can't type HTML :-) Elayne: Hey Bambi, haven't seen you blogging a lot lately! Cat did a really nice post about eating in Van's gaslamp district (liked it a lot, Cat)... cease: thanks el Elayne: Hell of a lot more cohesive than some of Krassner's ravings. cease: just saw new chinese flick called The World which is a lot like Panormaland 2000 TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I'd love to have Cat in Austin. His opinion of TX/MX cuisine would be a hoot :=) cease: actual place in Beijing llanwydd: just don't eat in your car Mudhead: im having a nasty volume problem ah clem cease: i expect to do a fair bit of traveling in the future. always wanted to visit austin
Honey Sanchez hands mudhead some ointment for that cease: san antonio too TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Is there a Chinese equivalent of Hollywood? Mudhead: Im not sure if its yours or...mine? Elayne: Texas or Phil, Cat? Hemlock Stones: .. cease: has fantastic group in dallas airport last sumer Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Globner's Disease, no doubt, Mud klokwkdog: is there a Chinese equivalent of FST? cease: bout all i know of texas food TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The feed's fine here: http://216.234.115.10:8000/ Bambi: Happy Birthday to Tweeny :-) cease: both, actulaly, now you mentionn it, el doctec: hey e - i still have the df#6 album set aside to give to you - next time i plan to head into the city, i'll call to coordinate our schedules llanwydd: most of what we call mexican food is really texas cease: but he'll never invite me over tohis island Bambi: Hey Mudhead Mudhead: everyone else, any volume difficultiues, I cant hear TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A group of? llanwydd: a texas version of mexican Mudhead: hiya Bambi Elayne: Just plan to visit Westchester, Tom, I don't get into the city that often. :) Bambi: had to say that again about Tweeny's birthday :-) Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: What? cease: hows the exercise regime doing, el? principalpoop: any new mex/mex food honey? llanwydd: I've had authentic mexican and it's rather bland by comparison TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Oh, LL? Mudhead: say what? Elayne: Or let me know when you're free and we'll drive up. We're ridiculously close to y'all now. klokwkdog: E, DT -- don't forget to synchronise your watches, too Mudhead: I cant hear damnit Elayne: Cat, my husband said it was a mistake to post about it. Honey Sanchez: yeah they call it chile here doctec: e: lili and i will swing into westchester on our way to or from the city Elayne: He was right, too many people are asking me about it now. Mudhead: someone close you say? cease: is ned lamont your next senator or will it be the republcan, doc? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: They call it equador here Elayne: Sounds great, Tom! principalpoop: hehe hot hehe Elayne: How are the cats? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: back in a bit principalpoop: chili today hot tamale Elayne: Cat, I find exercise routines go a lot better when you don't tell people about them. Honey Sanchez: hot here too Mudhead: They were delicous doctec: cat: too early to say but i'd say democrats have the edge Hemlock Stones: sings along with Clem principalpoop: happy birthday to you doctec: happy birthday tweenster! llanwydd: I don't know what anybody likes about tomales TweenyMenOnTheMoon: That's scarrrrrry...... Elayne: I got a couple catnip toys this afternoon, as I was in the pet store anyway. Datsa gets a whiff of it and he starts acting like a total slut. principalpoop: you smell like a zoo and look like one too llanwydd: you have to unwrap them and there's not much left Elayne: I have some great Friday Cat Blogging pictures to put up tomorrow. klokwkdog: Clem panders shamelessly to Tweeny (needs some MIDI work donw, no doubt, or some Gwen Stefani work done...) Honey Sanchez: that was virtually volumeless Bambi: chili today, hot tamale and hamburger all over the highway in mystic, ct doctec: e: the two cats are great - they're a little over a year old now, they are a continual source of happiness and entertainment Mudhead: nah, the volume knobs are goin up and down like a crazy monkey Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Now listening, Mud - don't hear anything unusual. Honey Sanchez: lol klok cease: yes i have to post image i found about kittens i had in 65. amazing pic principalpoop: sounds fine to me klokwkdog: got your cat fishing pole all set up, E? They go crazy for those after catnip Mudhead: ewww kitty pix Elayne: Hey now, cat pictures are what make the blogosphere run. Like hamster wheels only much cuter. Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Now listening, Mud - don't hear anything unusual. Mudhead: <---- kitty lover btw Bambi: couldn't hear Clem very well when he sang it .... sorry about that doctec: how about the hamster midi organ? Honey Sanchez: catnip gives me the munchies llanwydd: I ate in a mexican restaurant once that was actually owned by mexicans and the only familiar flavor was cumin Mudhead: <--- felt you needed a foil Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Sorry, feedback loop... principalpoop: cats or ponies are crowd pleasers, other than pron of course doctec:http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu/courses/eceprojectsland/STUDENTPROJ/2002to2003/lil2/ Mudhead: i got some from a gum pack Honey Sanchez: lol poop Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Reynolds Wrap for me, please principalpoop: she'll be cumin around the mountain when she eats Elayne: Cute Overload is my lord and master: http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/ principalpoop: burt reynolds? he is old now, almost as old as tween klokwkdog: most of the "Mexican" restaurants in Upstate NY are run by Italians; most of the "Italian" restaurants in Albuquerqe are run by Mexicans principalpoop: ahhh so cute Honey Sanchez: true llanwydd: that's funny klok klokwkdog: Clem -- you must re-play this "Pink Hotel" again on Sat! Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Thus explaining Chili-Mac llanwydd: Iwe've got a pizzeria in my hometown that's run by greeks ah,clem: will do Klok, if I am still here klokwkdog: the larger cats sometimes eat crowds; not sure if those are pleased doctec: is all this stuff off of the pink hotel burns down cd available from lodestone? Mudhead: Gracias, Fofurafelinas... Gracias... is priceless E cease: anyone can make pizza principalpoop: do the right thing, they closed that pizzeria Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Thai pizza doctec: i don't remember hearing much of this stuff on it...
klokwkdog cannot make pizza, now begins to doubt his humanity... :-( cease: this wasnt that lnog after proc's job in the msuical that brougt him to la cease: he still burtsts into song at the drop of a hat Mudhead: funny, i cant hear a thing principalpoop: canadian pizza Honey Sanchez: hungry now going to eat cease: get new ears, mud principalpoop: plug in your headphones llanwydd: that's right cat. my grandmother used to put tomato paste and swiss cheese on an english muffin and call it pizza llanwydd: I didn't like those Elayne: Mangia, HS, mangia! Mudhead: they got them now cease? klokwkdog: llan -- what did she call a feather in her hat? doctec: lland: wow, that's tres scary! cease: excelletn pizza in this town. much better than any i had in italy doctec: mascarponi! TweenyMenOnTheMoon: This is the first cut on the album. ||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Mark Time - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... doctec: ok, i remember the exorcism bit cease: another magic mushroom play principalpoop: ouch, put a bandaid on it doctec: i haven't listened to pink hotel in eons, i must get it into my ipod Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Let's go play ringball! cease: oddly therese are the only 2 that got made into a commercial product principalpoop: the fiddlers ohhhh cease: hey're all good, some as good as their best ablums TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Yeah JP! klokwkdog: Clem is playing Pink Hotel out of order?? I thought you needed a superscalar CPU to execute out of order.... ah,clem: yes, a great peice Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Robot's Rules Of Order? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Been watching the movie Amadeus. What a genius. What a tragedy... klokwkdog: DT -- you'll need a crowbar... principalpoop: no fair, no magnets Mudhead: nah, a 22 cent bullet works fine ah,clem: is running as it was encoded Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: A crew, Mark cease: yes this is a wonderful send up of those 50s educational films llanwydd: I wonder how factual "Amadeus" is cease: thanks again, doc TweenyMenOnTheMoon: It was an audio CD. cease: i remember having to sit thru shit like this in elementary school Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Wasn't the film "Amadeus" based on a play? llanwydd: yes it was llanwydd: I never saw or read the play TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A straight copy, I do believe... bought the original from Bubba. FST let's J&B have stuff for free, so I copied it. llanwydd: but I saw the film Hemlock Stones: exorcism, hmm maybe i could try it on Blair or Bush Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Then it's probably not so close to the truth... Mudhead: ive just decided to reboot to analyze my difficultys TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Don't know JP. Great movie, though (if a bit long). cease: good idea, hem principalpoop: yes, next election stones TweenyMenOnTheMoon: LOL Stones... if only... klokwkdog: llanwydd -- they read some letters of Mozart on the BBC the other day, in one of the Proms intervals. He certainly feared Salieri ||||||||| At 10:43 PM, Mudhead vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Hemlock Stones: Blair is possessed by Bush i think llanwydd: It makes Salieri out to be a mediocre composer which he was not Hemlock Stones: but who's Bush possessed by ? klokwkdog: Hemlock -- both of them have gone around the bend! TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Blair is embarrased by his association with Bush, and rightly so... cease: those behind him, nick exxon, et al klokwkdog: it's like some science fiction movie -- did you see the pictures of Bush trying to infect Merkel? Hemlock Stones: yes probably Ceas cease: scarfy, klok doctec: ok lili is paging me - dinner is about to be served, have to take off now TweenyMenOnTheMoon: True, LL. Mozart just smoked him, that's all... cease: like putin kising that kid doctec: thanks for another great chat session gang llanwydd: interesting to hear that mozart feared salieri. I should think he would have looked up to him principalpoop: best of luck doc, bon ap cease: there's an epidemic of flesh seeking from the g8ers Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Leavin', doc? doctec: y'all have a good one - see ya next week ||||||||| El Diablo Yamamoto leaves to catch the 10:45 PM train to New York. TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Bush is infecting our Mackerl now??? cease: coc doctec: ttfn ttyl l8r etc ... & nytol Elayne: Bye Tom! doctec: -click- klokwkdog: nite DT! ||||||||| "10:45 PM? I'm late!" exclaims doctec, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the brambles. TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Best to you both, Doc... llanwydd: nite doc Merlyn: I'm taking off too, might be back later tonight... Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: -beep- ||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 10:45 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." principalpoop: I wondered what happened to merkle... ||||||||| At 10:46 PM, Hemlock Stones vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! llanwydd: ever notice merlyn never dies when he signs off? ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Hemlock Stones', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:46 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... cease: by merl klokwkdog: Tweeny -- http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/009086.php principalpoop: wb stones Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Merl has a lifewish Hemlock Stones: ty PP, a mini moofie klokwkdog: nite Merlyn llanwydd: actually everybody's doing pretty well tonight : everyone all at once! principalpoop: my moofie is small but I prefer you would not call it a mini principalpoop: at once! ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Mark Time into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:47 PM, then departs. klokwkdog: BBC Tea Service, LOL cease: this is straight goon stuff, eh? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: LOL Klok - we elected this guy twice... Hemlock Stones: Make Tea Not War ! cease: ive heard little goons that it sounds like from that principalpoop: time is mark back time TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Mark is back... llanwydd: must we talk about moofies? Mark Time: back and butiful principalpoop: is your moofie small too llan? no shame.... Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Where's Chucko? Honey Sanchez: ,,, Mark Time: what happin...I jus kindof blacked out... klokwkdog: Tweeny -- I think he has been influenced by his democratic friend, President For Life Musharrif of Pakistan... ah,clem: ... principalpoop: you were singing and put a lampshade on your head and then catherwood dragged you out mark time ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:49 PM, on the dot!" cease: dont point your finger at me, chucko Mark Time: figures.... Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Kinda looked like a Llama I know, Mark Elayne: I'd better head out as well. Next week, all! klokwkdog: nite E! Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Bye, E Honey Sanchez: bye elayne cease: their early stuff was very much riffs on tv ||||||||| Elayne departs at 10:50 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" principalpoop: nighr E, have a wuper eeks llanwydd: nite elayne klokwkdog: where's Dex tonight? cease: thier hour hour shows actualy had tv shows on they'd riff on cease: nite el Hemlock Stones: Good Night Elayn have a good week principalpoop: I have not seen him klokwkdog: Poop -- I've only seen him once TweenyMenOnTheMoon: a) you can't impeach a "war president" b) ammend the constitution so that he can do what roosevelt did klokwkdog: ...but that could have been a clever NY actor that E hired Honey Sanchez: oooh that's what i'm afraid of principalpoop: the supreme court already said phooey to that war president crap about the tribunals cease: can the supreme court enforce it though klokwkdog: heck, it could have been any cheap, idiotic NYC (sorry llan) actor E hired, although some of that may be redundant principalpoop: I have never seen dex and bush at the same time, do you think? llanwydd: I'm not in NYC principalpoop: he is at the g8?
Honey Sanchez ponders TweenyMenOnTheMoon: the supremes don't control the army ;) klokwkdog: llan -- hence my subtle correction in the 2nd post ;-) Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oh, hell - let's just rise up and have that revolution that should have happened years ago. klokwkdog: Tweeny -- no, Motown does TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol Klok llanwydd: that reminds me, where's our old friend dexter fong tonight? Mark Time: hillary's a real work too... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: no thranks, JP principalpoop: sure, have the hosts of american idol incite a marxist revolution cease: they did some great commercials klokwkdog: there's an echo in these posts Honey Sanchez: sings..... baby baby where did our war go TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol P llanwydd: maybe it took him too long to park the car klokwkdog: Honey -- am recalling the theme for China Beach Hemlock Stones: Stop in the Name of War (think it over ) TweenyMenOnTheMoon: no minute is entirely free... principalpoop: ahh I can't help myself, I am invading you and nobody else cease: good tv series, bad music Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: That's an idea - have effin' Simon Cowell rip Bush up one side and down the other. Not that I'd watch that either... Honey Sanchez: yeap principalpoop: september morning principalpoop: tuesday afternoon klokwkdog: Gosh, JP -- maybe he could run against Blair. Certainly Brown isn't doing his job... llanwydd: I think fong's absence is conspicuous Hemlock Stones: Tony Blair Aint too proud to beg ! klokwkdog: BTW, Carl Clock is not a relation cease: did he say last week he'd be absent? principalpoop: I forget principalpoop: maybe he did Hemlock Stones: but we Cant Turn Him Loose Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: I know you wanta leave me... principalpoop: going to florida? when was that? klokwkdog: cat -- Blair? Bush? Dex Fong? llanwydd: I don't think he said cease: dex llanwydd: I could be wrong klokwkdog: he went to Florida without informing us? cease: blair and bush weren't here, i hope principalpoop: it could be a lunatic you'll looking for cease: it is vacation season
klokwkdog relaxes now that llan has admitted falibility
klokwkdog waits for the Pope to wise up llanwydd: yeah but florida in july? klokwkdog: llan -- second prize... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: People who live in Bedford-Sty should throw glass houses... Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: It's not just for breakfast anymore, llan TweenyMenOnTheMoon: shouldn't klokwkdog: llan -- that's when all the Brits fall for the Disney imagery and pay $100 a head for a US Visa to suffer in the broiler in Orlando cease: beautiful house being built nearby, first floor is all windows klokwkdog: llan -- except that most of them are wilting in temps now so hot that British roads are melting principalpoop: and the natural thunder storm special effects Hemlock Stones: not this one Klok, Lenny Bruce warned me about that place in the sixties cease: frank lloyd parrot llanwydd: I've visited Epcot in February. don't know what it's like in the summer klokwkdog: cat -- are you going to be the local rep. of the Stone Throwers Union? cease: you knew lenny? klokwkdog: llan -- they change all the displays ah,clem: sorry, I was on the wrong page, lol cease: fumiyo and i are thinking house ideas. but that isnt one of them llanwydd: I spent the summer of 1984 in England and the weather was quite pleasant principalpoop: they throw hemlocks in england like we throw midgets here? klokwkdog: llan -- that's good; it was predicted to rain Orwells... cease: will be mostly solar panels i imagine, maybe some sort of mud yurt TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Paolo Solieri ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Honey Sanchez: thats a great venue in santa fe tween TweenyMenOnTheMoon: It's my fav from the CD, clem... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I was in Peggy with Munich... klokwkdog: cat -- friend in CA has solar panels all over roof, laughs at power company. My brother has ground source heat pump, ditto llanwydd: nice try, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to llanwydd and yells "My ears are burning..." principalpoop: what is saint Fe famous for? cease: yes i'm thinkng both those technologeis and more, klolk Hemlock Stones: waving his Fees maybe ? Honey Sanchez: um an unsupported staircase?? cease: going to an eco home event on salt spring island in a couple of weeks TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Auto-de Fe? Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Singing for The Tubes? cease: the eco house capitol ah,clem: a fine selection, Tweeny llanwydd: I think santa fe is famous for a railroad cease: good one, piano Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Grazi llanwydd: maybe I'm thinking of Atlas Shrugged Honey Sanchez: and a trail too llan klokwkdog: only thing to fear is vandals ripping the panels off your roof when you're not home Mark Time: who was John Galt? cease: Nancy REagan and Shruggo klokwkdog: the dialectic is getting thick in here Hemlock Stones: or the hooligans, Klok principalpoop: atlas shrugged and said I don't know Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: LOL, cat llanwydd: I like the book but I don't take it seriously principalpoop: I have heard of that trail llanwydd: not like some people klokwkdog: no, HS -- no hooligans in the US anymore; they've pretty much assimilated. And we still won't admit Vandals, excpet to Detroit... Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: If they weren't cartoon characters, they could be a ventriliquist act! llanwydd: yeah santa fe is famous for erroll flynn and ronald reagan TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You mean... you're ready to join the other side??? Honey Sanchez: all the hooligans were exterminated in compton i believe by bloods n cryps Honey Sanchez: i have that movie llan principalpoop: the poco, the rico and santa fe Hemlock Stones: Blair is gonna build more prisons for hooligans and keep em inside for longer. Honey Sanchez: hmmmmmm but who does blair consider "hooligans" Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Hooligan Hostels principalpoop: I say Fe, you stand there and smirk and I say Fe, fe fe fe llanwydd: is that for real, stones? are the british building more prisons? klokwkdog: Honey -- go to Google News. Search for "ASBO" Hemlock Stones: well, Honey, he tends to measure everyone by his standards principalpoop: that works so well for us stones, good idea Honey Sanchez: indeed so he is locking himself up, then?? klokwkdog: Clem -- did you buy it from Craig's List? llanwydd: last I heard, one out of every 40 americans were either in jail, on parole or on probation klokwkdog: Better than Tandberg? principalpoop: I remember real to real, before the internet and tv and radio Hemlock Stones: yes llan its the latest ploy, we already lock up more than any other European country but thats not enough for Blair, even though crime in the UK peaked in 95 and is declining Honey Sanchez: that is astounding but its true llan
klokwkdog resolves to not talk about Nagras Honey Sanchez: howdy clemmie TweenyMenOnTheMoon: We have the largest prison population per capita of any country in the world LL. Good business ;) klokwkdog: Hemlock -- didn't they let go a brutal murderer after 2 years or something? principalpoop: and it is growing Hemlock Stones: Follows Honey home and hopes she wont phone the cops klokwkdog: for pleading guilty and good behaviour? Honey Sanchez: i follow hemlock? llanwydd: the land of the free principalpoop: that is good for business klok, makes us want more prisons Hemlock Stones: yes klok there have been some screw ups, but the biggest was electing this meschuggener Honey Sanchez: i wont call the cops just 911 if i can figger out how to dial the eleven principalpoop: fe fe fe klokwkdog: Hemlock -- he seemed OK until Bush touched him llanwydd: LOL hon Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Land of the Fee principalpoop: I think I am spelling that wrong, should be feh feh feh klokwkdog: I am now very concerned that Merkel is #3 Hemlock Stones: King Midas in Reverse Klok Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Hollies!! principalpoop: land of the Fe, santa feh Honey Sanchez: meh meh meh poop TweenyMenOnTheMoon: In case you guys haven't seen the Jack Poet Volkswagen commercial videos from '69, do be sure to check out the FST web site. Funny stuff. klokwkdog: JP -- good group, never went very high on the charts cease: great stuff principalpoop: what did the hollies sing? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Land of the Fee, cradle to grave... Billville, Billville... Hemlock Stones: Merkel is gonna be Herr Thatcher i fear llanwydd: thanks for the heads up, tween. I've never seen those Honey Sanchez: busstop poop Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Charts? We don't need no stinking charts! cease: this is when they were way too into these games Hemlock Stones: Bus Stop, Jennifer Eccles, etc PP klokwkdog: JP -- yeah just tie yourself to the wheel and head for Land's End Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Stop, Stop, Stop...Pay You Back With Interest...On A Carousel TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Pre-Eat or Be Eaten.. Honey Sanchez: stop stop stop all the dancing llanwydd: under my umbrella... principalpoop: bus comes bus goes, love grows, share my umbrella? Hemlock Stones: thats the one llan llanwydd: wind and rain and shine... Honey Sanchez: parasol?? klokwkdog: Mariah Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: bumbershoot klokwkdog: boil and bubble principalpoop: they call the wind mariah cease: a halfling in a holocaust TweenyMenOnTheMoon: If it rains on your wedding, that's not ironic. Not unless your Dad is an umbrella salesman... - Krassner llanwydd: I used to be a DJ
klokwkdog doesn't carey any more Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: hobbit in hell principalpoop: hey mariah, blow me TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A Blue Light Special? Honey Sanchez: me too llan klokwkdog: please, enough Morrissette tonight TweenyMenOnTheMoon: LOL P Hemlock Stones: and dont forget me Honey Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: No Morrissey either, please klokwkdog: and no Parade jokes, either; it's it's own joke Honey Sanchez: how could i ever forget you, stones TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol JP principalpoop: van morrisette would be ok TweenyMenOnTheMoon: van moronisson? Hemlock Stones: van morrisette lol is that the band with Kate Bush in it ? Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Poop...I'm chokin' here TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol Stones
klokwkdog hides head in hand at awful image Poop has conjured up, along with peeing in a cup... principalpoop: one of bushes daughters can sing? Honey Sanchez: hahaha klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, and Gilmour on "backing" vocals llanwydd: didn't much care for van morrison TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Only if she keeps reusing a fake ID on 6th Street LOL llanwydd: except moondance principalpoop: lol Hemlock Stones: dont forget Bjork shes looking for work TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The David Gilmour Girls Mark Time: on my way....happy B-day Tweeny...gd-nite all.... ||||||||| At 11:15 PM, Mark Time dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Bambi: lol Honey Sanchez: no guru no method no teacher TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Bye MT... Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, Mark Honey Sanchez: niters mark principalpoop: niiiiiiiight maaaaaark tiiiiiiime klokwkdog: Hemlock -- haven't you deported her yet. And Madonna?... llanwydd: no tickee no shirtee Bambi: thanks Clem!! :-) Hemlock Stones: well we have had Super Groups for many years maybe we can come up with a Pooper Group Bambi: and Tweeny for the contribution! TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The SNL Jeopardy skit with faux-Bjork is a hoot. principalpoop: g u r u klokwkdog: doesn't London have one of those laws? klokwkdog: many large US cities do now Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Scoop up a poop group...er, pop group Bambi: Happy Birthday Tweeny!! TweenyMenOnTheMoon: My pleasure. Figured most hadn't heard this one... principalpoop: ahh bambi see the future Hemlock Stones: yes we can use grouper scoopers klokwkdog: I thought the Thames was sterile of fish now principalpoop: thanks so much ah, clem and bambi :D keep cool Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Madge can be lead slit Hemlock Stones: you can only crap on the sidewallk after dark when the cameras arent looking TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Not sure I'd swim in the Potomac ot the Thames... Honey Sanchez: the thames has dried up llanwydd: It can't be. where do you think they get fish and chips? klokwkdog: Tweeny -- you can pretty much walk across either Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: The troll bridge? principalpoop: lol Bambi: thanks and see you all next week and hopefully it will be cooler then Hemlock Stones: if you fall in the Thames Tween it will throw you out llanwydd: they catch the chips in a net klokwkdog: Clem -- Play them some 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie Bambi: not holding my breath for that though lol Hemlock Stones: yes thanks from me to for a good show again principalpoop: have a super week :D Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, Clem! klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, but has it caught fire? principalpoop: toaaad away klokwkdog: great show, Clem!! TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Thranks mucho to Jim & Bambi for all they do... Great fun :=) Honey Sanchez: only in ohio principalpoop: night root :D Honey Sanchez: thankee clem n bambi TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Lol Klok... the Ohio River Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: 4 dead? Hemlock Stones: in the past it actually has klok and so has the Manchester Ship Canal, we got good at it klokwkdog: Tweeny -- you forgot the quotes around "river"
Honey Sanchez sings harmony TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Many, many fishies bein' dead... cease: as always, clem principalpoop: you need to tame the thames hehe klokwkdog: Providence Harbor caught fire Tuesday night in an electrical storm llanwydd: I don't think I'd want to live in a state that had a burning body of water TweenyMenOnTheMoon: They've improved it so it doesn't catch fire anymore. Bambi: if you get a chance to listen in for the Independent Artists Warm Up at 6:30PM (EDT), the JimmyLee and Bambi show (7-10 PM (EDT) and a few more minutes with FST at 10PM (EDT), we'd love to have you there ... http://www.cniradio.com ... hope to see you then. Hemlock Stones: its all the thame to me PP klokwkdog: 100 foot flames TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Grid Lord, Klok... llanwydd: I'd expect that of the Styx. Not the Thames principalpoop: ouch stones, that hurt TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Jeah, JP, you really should join us on Saturday evenings... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Yikes Klok Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: If I wasn't playin' gigs on Saturday nights, I probably would! cease: will trty to listen, bambi Hemlock Stones: sorry PP i missed my medication klokwkdog: Carcieri Questions Why Tanker Was Unloading During Storm http://www.turnto10.com/news/9539926/detail.html Honey Sanchez: oh that reminds me meds brb
klokwkdog needs to get a beer hisself Hemlock Stones: passes roach clip TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Well JP, record it. Great tech info and some FST at the end. principalpoop: I don't miss mine wheeeeeeeeeeeee ah,clem: good night everyone, be well klokwkdog: nite Clem! Honey Sanchez: nite clem :) adieu principalpoop: thanks again ahhh, clem Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Thanks, Clem - keep 'em flyin' TweenyMenOnTheMoon: G'nite, JL. Hemlock Stones: come down from their Pp you'll break the chandelier klokwkdog: Why can't we just have cement carriers unloading here? Hemlock Stones: good night clem TweenyMenOnTheMoon: How do ya adieu what? hahahahahah klokwkdog: groan principalpoop: the chandelier says he likes me up here, If I understand his french correctly ||||||||| Around 11:23 PM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset... Hemlock Stones: i think you had a very mischievous tutor PP llanwydd: nobody's dying tonight
Honey Sanchez pokes poop with a stick to pry him down klokwkdog: Poop -- this is an American chat. Please use English principalpoop: ahhhh Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Flock of Tooters llanwydd: just watch me. I'll die of leprosy TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Do Rhode Islanders also wear their tinfoil beanies out in the middle of thunderstorms?
principalpoop falls with a plop Hemlock Stones: was it the Python phrase book you used PP ? Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Aw, llan - don't go to pieces principalpoop: good shot with that stick honey, you have had practice klokwkdog: Tweeny -- ain't a patch on Texas or OK in summer, but I was certainly in the cellar in a very strong corner Tue. night llanwydd: LOL Honey Sanchez: yeah keep ittogether, man TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Iiiii fallll to piecesssss.... Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: And she did, too principalpoop: english english or american english or python english Honey Sanchez: engrish Honey Sanchez: english Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Or Pigeon english? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You have a root cellar? klokwkdog: Tweeny -- all the curtains were horizontal and I'd shut the porch slider. And it had been hot here (for here), so that's not done lightly. Acutally, I had to put my back into it the last few inches, to get it shut llanwydd: it's firesign chat karma. just watch. my hand will fall off when I log out Hemlock Stones: Japlish ? principalpoop: squreech engrish troop TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Jeeze Klok Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Or your dogma will be run over by your karma klokwkdog: llan -- I know you actors. The hand never leaves the arm, can't fool me twice cease: my main job in japan was changing japlish into english cease: in the mouths of japanese people Honey Sanchez: lost in tranration Hemlock Stones: good luck with that cease TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Spend a Spring in the Mid-West sometime. Indiana can get quite entertaining... Honey Sanchez: or was that rost principalpoop: I had a carmen guiha, nice car klokwkdog: Tweeny -- went all around me. Thunder was shaking the ground, but never came thru here Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Heh - Cat, that reminds of an old Yamaha electric piano manual... cease: thats why it has all those terortist targets Hemlock Stones: thats a VW isnt it PP ? klokwkdog: Tweeny -- but not a patch on what I've seen in OK (and I haven't seen much there) principalpoop: yes Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Apparently the translated instruction for screwing the legs into the bottom got a tad risque principalpoop: no more calls, we have a winner TweenyMenOnTheMoon: That's amazing. Indiana has the greatest # of targets. Yeah, right. I think Richard Luger was after some of that Homeland Security money. principalpoop: lol JP klokwkdog: JP -- the sofa with 9 legs? klokwkdog: (that's an Edward Gorey pun, folks) llanwydd: I saw a hilarious headline on Yahoo today. "Antibiotics not advised to treat runny noses". llanwydd: Yahoo is so informative Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Imaginative... TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Don't know the chicken from the EG, Klok... principalpoop: yes gory llanwydd: no joke Hemlock Stones: (watches pun sail effortlessly over his head ) klokwkdog: Well I should hope so Llan! Only doctors should treat them TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Still waiting for someone to put up a search engine called WooHoo principalpoop: that is how I became bald stones, I should have ducked as the puns went over Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Runny nose treats - they squish when you squeeze 'em!
klokwkdog was in EG getting the bad news about his car today... Honey Sanchez: lol llanwydd: or Wazoo principalpoop: HooHoo principalpoop: HooHoo klokwkdog: domains taken, Tweeny Hemlock Stones: how about a bad one called Oh Shit ! Honey Sanchez: hoohaw TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals... - Grid I miss Radner principalpoop: hoohoo anybody home? klokwkdog: Tweeny -- http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0151003076/102-5007321-5853757?v=glance&n=283155 TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Hoosier Daddy? Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Never tell an alligator... principalpoop: feeble brain, why did that strike my funny bone? hoohoo loooool TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol JP Honey Sanchez: i like hostess hoohoos principalpoop: is he rich, is he rich like me? llanwydd: like me? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The ogdred thing looks pretty cool. Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: All you zombies klokwkdog: THE CURIOUS SOFA: A Pornographic Work by Ogdred Weary is one of Edward Gorey's works in which the story is told through delightful pen-and-ink drawings with witty captions. A 1961 send-up of Victorian pornography, the book's thirty pages tell the adventures of Alice, a young woman swept into a long series of sexual adventures. THE CURIOUS SOFA's cleverness lies in that on one hand it reveals nothing obscene--one would hardly have to fear if a young child came upon the book. TweenyMenOnTheMoon: A bozo like me? principalpoop: sure I do llan cease: time of the season, for newsweek Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Never heard Colin sing THAT, Cat klokwkdog: Tweeny -- you're better off to get The Gastlycrumb Tinies from your local library principalpoop: lock your wigs Hemlock Stones: Our currency is based on Sofas now klok, the ads are everywhere cease: its all for sale klokwkdog: and while ur at it Amphigorey is fun, too Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Bambi is f-f-f-f-ading away TweenyMenOnTheMoon: i'll check it out Klok... klokwkdog: Gorey's The Willowdale Handcar is a classic Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: I think I've got another one for Townshend..."talkin' 'bout my Ken-L-Ration" llanwydd: sdfghjk;l klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I don't know whether that's good or bad, but ours is falling behind £ and € rapidly principalpoop: I don't watch tv, I am guessing newsweek uses that song for a commerical, that is super wonderful if so klokwkdog: JP not so late at night, please! principalpoop: ahh pete was governor of california TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Don't know if you've heard of a guyy named Gordon Pask (Systems Scientist) Stones, but he had an idea about the UK becoming an "information island". Data processing paradise. Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Am I keeping you up past your bedtime? klokwkdog: he's the mayor of california principalpoop: oops wrong wilson, my plame klokwkdog: he's the herr mayor of california Hemlock Stones: its bad klok, we are trying to consume our way out of an oncoming recession i think so its war economy time yet again TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Wilson and Plame have 6-guns drawn on Cheney. It'll be interesting. Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: More sugar! klokwkdog: tweeny -- Cable and Wireless disconnected everything at Land's End; it would be hard, Tweeny. And they deflated most of Goonhilly principalpoop: our richest are doing just fine thank you llanwydd: plame? klokwkdog: Valerie llanwydd: the rain in spain stays mainly in the plame Hemlock Stones: well we sure as hell aint making anything Tween so maybe we could just be an offshor database Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: "Jane Bond" Honey Sanchez: boy george hes got it TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The CIA agent that got exposed by Novak. principalpoop: valerie harper pta bizarre Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: He can keep it TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Her husband was the one who blew the cover off the Nigerian yellowcake (uranium) scandal.
klokwkdog has visions of thousands of oppressed Pakistani immigrants standing in tidal pools weaving databases in the dark Hemlock Stones: its not the only thing George has got Honey Honey Sanchez: kim novak exposed a cia agent? ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bambi - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Honey Sanchez: lol stones klokwkdog: George got Honey? Oh dear, what can we do?? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I still like Jaguar and the Mini :) principalpoop: oops she died, llan was right, llan is a witch Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: A death! Bring out your dead! llanwydd: only one of us died and it had to be bambi cease: good image, klok klokwkdog: gosh, this is righ tout of a noir novel Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: That's okay, the aliens will bring her back to life klokwkdog: BTW, RIP Mickey Spillane; RIP Carrie Nye Hemlock Stones: its so bad here now, and i kid you not, they are actually moving call centres from Bombay back to England cease: wasnt he the dan brown of his era? Hemlock Stones: sorry Mombai Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: "Get back to where you once belonged" cease: i remember when a large portion of all books sold were by spillane principalpoop: ahhh the reverse charge of the light brigade Honey Sanchez: mumbai klokwkdog: I can believe it, Hemlock. Trackieman was muttering about conditions over there last Sat. in CNI chat TweenyMenOnTheMoon: So the English have to learn Chinese for the help desk? cease: stephen king Hemlock Stones: whatever Honey Sanchez: sad thing is the indians are comin back with the jobs cease: harry potter Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Spillane sold them in person? principalpoop: what is all that din gunga? klokwkdog: help desks to the right of them...help desks to the left of them! Honey Sanchez: lol klokwkdog: LOL, Tweeny Honey Sanchez: ganga din cease: i remember kerouac's publisher sending him some spillane to learn from ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:42 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... principalpoop: forward into the stupid questions they advanced Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Stuck in the middle with ute Hemlock Stones: sssshhhh! Honey Sanchez: hi dex klokwkdog: cat -- that is a very strange image principalpoop: ahhhh fong ahhh llanwydd: LOL ganja din cease: as they were the bulk of all paperback books sold at the time' TweenyMenOnTheMoon: The prodigal son... Dexter Fong: Evening Dear Friends llanwydd: hey good to see you dex cease: and spekang of along time ego, here's Dex principalpoop: you are late, we were worried, you couldn't call? Hemlock Stones: Hi Dexter klokwkdog: my fave spillane quote from the obits -- "I don't have readers. I have customers. And customers are good." Dexter Fong: Hi Cat Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: The Fong cease: escaped the Toad Away? klokwkdog: Finally -- we feared you trapped in Florida, Dex Dexter Fong: Went to a concert Poop klokwkdog: you missed Pink Hotel Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: A Poop concert? cease: ive heard of those klokwkdog: but you apparently don't have to move (at least one) car TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Steeler's Wheel sings their shepherd's classic, Stuck In The Middle With Ewe principalpoop: ahh yes, now I remember, like the kiss at the end of a hot fist Hemlock Stones: what was the gig Dex ? Dexter Fong: Hey JP, no, Concert of Thelonius Monk's Music Honey Sanchez: nice Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Baa principalpoop: cool TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Humbug klokwkdog: Dex -- as done by the Salvation Army? llanwydd: I wonder what a concert poop sounds like Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Sounds kewl, Dex llanwydd: I don't want to know cease: no you dont, llan Honey Sanchez: its loud one needs earplugs principalpoop: like armpits, but more bass Honey Sanchez: and noseplugs klokwkdog: and you probably won't find out, llan Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: A diminished dump TweenyMenOnTheMoon: LOL Klok Hemlock Stones: stick a mike in it and i will give you a level Dexter Fong: Klok: No, Bill Charlap-Piano, Kenny Washington-Bass, Lewis Nash-Drums, Wynton marsalis-Trumpet and others
klokwkdog needs earplugs anyway cease: the great silence that envolpes s after the frisign stops principalpoop: wow wow cease: i should put something on TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Marsalis brothers rock Honey Sanchez: woo woo klokwkdog: Wynton? That's kind of far afield for him. And trumpet? Dexter Fong: oow oow principalpoop: HooHoo klokwkdog: Monk or mash-up??? Honey Sanchez: veja du poop Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Branford rocks...Wynton jazzes Dexter Fong: Klok: No, he plays a wide variety of music, and *all* off it on trumpet principalpoop: you do and you must clean it up honey cease: ok i put on Bride Honey Sanchez: branford marsalis plays mitch miller
klokwkdog does not recall a whole lot of trumpet in Monk originals... cease: i hope i can get her off Hemlock Stones: lol TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Don't know about that, JP. Wynton is on Mellencamp's Love And Happiness... Dexter Fong: Vega de Gasco de CaCa Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: That's what she said, Cat klokwkdog: Mellencamp is covering Monk? Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Really, Tween? He always used to be so genre-specific klokwkdog: life is getting too complicated... Honey Sanchez: lol TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Only with a taurpolen LOL principalpoop: how does he keep his trumpet clean? cease: i wonder why fred found this so offensive? llanwydd: it's a clean machine Dexter Fong: Anybody see where Melloncamp spoke disparagingly about Bush anbd Dan Quayle walked out of his concert? klokwkdog: Poop -- Marsallis? He can afford to hire a cleaner TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Nope, got a URL? Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Good for Melonhead. Hemlock Stones: wow, he needs a Hitman ? Dexter Fong: Cat: What did Fred find affensive klokwkdog: Dex -- Quayle ought to know where Mellencamp comes from. His parents were big Party members from 'way back cease: why people care about quale remains a mystery cease: im listegn to Bride Honey Sanchez: at least one good one, hem cease: the opening dick joke thing Dexter Fong: Klok: He may ought to know, but you ought to know he doesn't know anything Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Fred was disappointed with the Dick Jokes opening Bride cease: they havwe always loved to play on words like that, and their risque material goes back to before their beginnings TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Communist? llanwydd: I didn't like it either to tell you the truth llanwydd: I found it quite unfiresign klokwkdog: cat -- I think it's kind of an affectionate concern for the Village Idiot, like Jerry Ford. They don't want any Till Eulenspiegel-like things happening to them, etc. principalpoop: ok ok, I only saw it once, I think there was a detective named monk who had clean fetish, I may have gotten the name wrong and so long response for a useless reference here please ignore sorry cannot stop help helpe cannot stop bite hand cease: probsbly not their best riff, but i woulnt consider it offensive Dexter Fong: Ah..well thay were kind of unneccessary klokwkdog: Poop -- IMDB->"Monk" cease: i dont know the reffs, klok principalpoop: I am afraid to start typing again cease: the dick jokes are perfectr for please pee in to the hole in the wall klokwkdog: it was a good gag the first 3 shows. After that, it's like National Lampoon's Lemmings where the crowd won't let Dylan play any new stuff... Hemlock Stones: is that a new show cease, i must have missed it principalpoop: put the thingy in the hole? ask honey, she knows about that Honey Sanchez: judas!! klokwkdog: cat -- Wikipedia -> Till Eulenspiegel Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Megadeth! llanwydd: I don't believe you. you're a liar Dexter Fong: X-Men 3 cease: brdie is the latest firsign album klokwkdog: Hemlock -- actually several years old. Cable TV series that sometimes leaks out onto broadcast TV (they need to shield those cables better) Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: The Bride Of Firesign Dexter Fong: The Curse of Bridie Firesign principalpoop: the witch does not believe llanwydd: if you don't count All Things Firesign klokwkdog: The Return of... Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Actually, the latest FST album was All Things Firesign, but why split hairs Honey Sanchez: tin foil hats help klok Hemlock Stones: i guess so klok, our channels ar e all leaking badly nowadays klokwkdog: llan -- it's a recurring series, you can't count those TweenyMenOnTheMoon: And not so latest, Cat. Really wish they'd do something more contemporary. LOTS of great material to work with... Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: There's an echo in here... principalpoop: HooHoo klokwkdog: Honey -- once and for all, get it right people! Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
Honey Sanchez writes it down llanwydd: firesign rarely does a "bits and pieces' album like ATF Dexter Fong: Tween: I think they have trouble getting really contemporary..they need time to ramp up and since they don't hangout much,,,there yah go Honey Sanchez: hey that was dave clark 5 Hemlock Stones: what about my pyramid hat, it sharpens my intellect ? klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, a lot of ITV crap is washing up here on the beaches and we are getting sick and tired of it principalpoop: it has to be aluminium? I have tin, OMG Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: How's about an Aluminum Foil Eyeball Hat> llanwydd: Not Insane was their ultimate bits and pieces album klokwkdog: Poop -- read the tutorial. You must do as they say TweenyMenOnTheMoon: That's too bad Dex TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol JP klokwkdog: JP -- you really have to make them to spec and then modify. Doesn't anyone follow The Rules anymore???! Dexter Fong: I had to get a new extra large Pyramid Hat so I'd have room under it for my servants and reainerws Honey Sanchez: rtfm principalpoop: lordy lordy I am lost, the aliens already have control of me, take me to your leader Hemlock Stones: i thought your servants were in those barrels Dexter Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Hey, I stopped wearing shoes years ago Dexter Fong: retainers klokwkdog:http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0312172/
Honey Sanchez escorts pp through the poop hatch TweenyMenOnTheMoon: You want us to take to to Crawford, TX, P? klokwkdog: dang, IMDB is getting so commercial. Images on the info page. Sheesh! Dexter Fong: Stones: THey were but I took em out, they were getting water logged llanwydd: so are you really in florida, dex? principalpoop: ahhh I was right principalpoop: I liked him on another show, where he was an author, but they cancelled it :( Dexter Fong: llan: No, what makes you think so Hemlock Stones: yes i heard the CIA do a lot of that nowadays Dex principalpoop: thanks klok TweenyMenOnTheMoon: THat's the only way I can explain it ;) Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Poop hatch? You wearin' Doctor Dentons? klokwkdog: Again (and I don't know how long I can keep doing this) go here for AFDB instructions: http://zapatopi.net/afdb/ Honey Sanchez: doc martins llanwydd: somebody was talking about it. I forget who principalpoop: not me, tween is 72 today klokwkdog: it is very important to follow their instructions, esp. as regards covering children and pets cease: im here, im not Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Don Martins klokwkdog: yes, Dex, wish Tweeny happy 52 Dexter Fong: llan: If you check Nino (if you can) you'll see I'm still at the Olde SAME PLACE TweenyMenOnTheMoon: I was 98.6 yeasterday. principalpoop: ok ok, I added to my favorites, I will study and obey cease: that works for firesign equally well cease: most of their work works no matter when you get into or out of it Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Yeasterday infection? klokwkdog: Poop -- and add a Plimsol line to it principalpoop: make up my mind cat llanwydd: don't think I can check nino Dexter Fong: Tween: Many Happy Returns of the Day, and Happy BBthudsay Honey Sanchez: and a plumb bob, poop TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Grats, Dex :=) Hemlock Stones: whatever floats your boat klok Honey Sanchez: nino always thinks im in albuquerque Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: I don't know what a "plumb bob" is, but it doesn't sound healthy cease: i cant even make up my bed principalpoop: my bob is plumb, you wanta see? Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nino was looking for the LaBrea Tar Pits, Honey Dexter Fong: Honey: Nino *wants* you in Albuquerque klokwkdog: wow, Fallingstars.co.kr is playing dusty springfield doing 24 hours from tulsa, which is kind of bizarre TweenyMenOnTheMoon: When you're really in Nuevo Loredo? Honey Sanchez: aha ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. llanwydd: yeah, tweens a real genuine watersign, but I've never known him to be crabby Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Hey Catherwood, bite me! ||||||||| Catherwood bites Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky. Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Wow, real wooden teeth principalpoop: I thought he had a rash, is why he walked like that TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Domine Domine Domine, you're all crusteceans now.. Honey Sanchez: just like walt disney's Dexter Fong: If he can walk like that, he doesn't have a rash klokwkdog: HS -- ended up lost in Wikipedia the other day, reading about Plimsols. They don't teach us that stuff here (NIH and all that) in schul principalpoop: give him some of your special ointment honey Dexter Fong: Klok: It's an advanced course teach you in Yeshiva klokwkdog: cat -- i read the Wiki just now on Eulenspiegel, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Till_Eulenspiegel Honey Sanchez: rock my plimsoul Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Or some of your special honey ointment Dexter Fong: Honey Ointment, it's not just for bee knees Hemlock Stones: BBC did a program about Plimsol only last week Klok Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: "A Million Miles....Away" llanwydd: I saw something on television the other day that said Disney didn't live to see Disneyworld cease: ive rarely been to wikipedia Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Saw that show too - Travel Channel klokwkdog: cat -- and they don't reveal the ending, which is what I was getting at -- the townspeople murder him because his goofy antics get on their nerves
Honey Sanchez hands it to poop to apply topically Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: But I've never been to me llanwydd: he tried to buy up the land for $200 an acre and when they found out he was Disney they charged him $1000 an acre principalpoop: league of gentlemen was super Honey Sanchez: super duper even TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Sounds like something from Mahavishnu, JP... principalpoop: i put plenty on the subject heading honey hehe Dexter Fong: ;sings "I'm my Everything, wrapped up in a dream" klokwkdog: it's a famous Strauss tone poem based on the whole story, kind of like a dim Wagnerian thing cease: very interesting, klok cease: es i am famliiar with this. i was way into folk tales in the 70s cease: dragooned them into esl classes Dexter Fong: Wagnerian din Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oh, no - that was some hideous song from 70s AM radio principalpoop: wrapped up in a dream, talking about tamales again Honey Sanchez: hot today hot tamale TweenyMenOnTheMoon: My apologies to the MahavOrch Dexter Fong: I was talking to this little tomatillain Gila Bend cease: some of mclaghlin's best work Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: As they should be, Tween... principalpoop: gila bend ova? TweenyMenOnTheMoon: lol JP principalpoop: chile peru or me? Honey Sanchez: ufo motel in gila bend klokwkdog: Jellyfish? Never heard any Jellyfish before. Too bad they broke up Dexter Fong: poop: Right...just across the border from Spreadit, N.M. Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oh, Jellyfish was frickin' great! principalpoop: I liked to cross that border hehe principalpoop: ahh they stung out loud TweenyMenOnTheMoon: Well, both of mickey's hand are pointing to the bedroom, so I'll be off. Don't forget the Jim and Bambi show at 6pm EST on CNI. Until last time, again... Dexter Fong: poop: Once you cross it, no turning back Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Check out keyboardist Roger Joseph Manning Jr.'s solo disc "Solid State Warrior" ||||||||| TweenyMenOnTheMoon departs at 12:08 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, Tween! klokwkdog: Missionary: My son, do you know that there is a horrible place you go after death if you are not saved? Dexter Fong: Night TWEENY klokwkdog: nite Tween principalpoop: happy birthday again tween Honey Sanchez: aww resovoir Honey Sanchez: nite tween cease: whats a job to a dog? Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Klok, I saw Jellyfish in 1993 - they were an incredible live band Honey Sanchez: feliz cumpleanos cease: keep on having birthdays, tween klokwkdog: Navajo, catching ride into town: No, father principalpoop: I will leave so I get a seat on the bus this time, have a super week! hoohoo Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Oops, indeed - happy birthday, T-man klokwkdog: Missionary: Yes! And people there do terrible things to you Dexter Fong: Night PPP
Honey Sanchez waves bye to poop Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Later, Poop cease: this is a lot more fun than peeing into mother trucker's hole klokwkdog: Missionary: And do you know what this place is called my son? llanwydd: nite princep klokwkdog: Navajo: Albuquerque? klokwkdog: nite Poop klokwkdog: (from Custer Died For Your Sins ) llanwydd: no I didn't no this place was called your son Dexter Fong: Klok: I thought it was Washington DC
Honey Sanchez thought it was rancho malario Dexter Fong: I thought it was Crawford Texas llanwydd: reagan did not play an adequate custer
klokwkdog hides from chatters beating on him about punctuation klokwkdog: sheesh llanwydd: his hair was too short for one thing Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: But he did play an adequate coaster Honey Sanchez: custer did not play an adequate custer Dexter Fong: Reagan did not play an adequate President either Honey Sanchez: ya cease: hey dex, you read fred's book?
klokwkdog didn't think he was acting llanwydd: LOL dex Dexter Fong: Cat: I've read portions, have not had time for a solid read-through or run the cd yet klokwkdog: well, an hour late tonight, but an excellent chat everyone klokwkdog: see that you keep up the Good Work Dexter Fong: Ta very much, Klok Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, klok klokwkdog: But I must mosey on into the shadows now Dexter Fong: Cat: Was there something you wanted to alert me to? Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Back into the cornfield klokwkdog: I leave it to the rest of you to keep the Plame burning llanwydd: nite klok klokwkdog: good-night everyone! Dexter Fong: Night klok ||||||||| klokwkdog leaves to catch the 12:14 AM train to Rhode Island. Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: She's hot enough as it is, Klok cease: yes, iposted reveiw of it on amazon today. hope you'd do the same cease: klok Honey Sanchez: night klok :) Dexter Fong: Cat: I will follow your lead cease: god Hemlock Stones: Ok friends, time to say goodbye till same time next channel llanwydd: we should all feel guilty about surviving after bambi died cease: maybve it'll sell another copy or 2 Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Not too close there, Dex Dexter Fong: Just call me Jehovah Hemlock Stones: have a good week everyone Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, Stones cease: the way i figger, the more people know about the firesign theatre, the better off is the world Dexter Fong: Ta over there Hemlock cease: hemlokck llanwydd: nite stones Honey Sanchez: night hemlock Dexter Fong: Cheers Stones Honey Sanchez: see you on the other side Dexter Fong: Turn me over, Renquist Honey Sanchez: i better creep back into the shadows again too til next time auvoir Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Nite, Honey Honey Sanchez: nitol cease: lol dex Dexter Fong: Night Honey, see you in Albuquerque llanwydd: nite hs Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Or should I say...hors-d'ouvre? cease: auv away, oney Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: Guess it's that time...until we meet again, gentlemen... Dexter Fong: ...and the awful chat drought starts ||||||||| At 12:19 AM, Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Dexter Fong: Jeeze, doesn't even wait for a good-bye llanwydd: I've started reading a book called "On the Trail of the Assassins" by Jim Garrison ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 12:19 AM, then departs. Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: What was that? cease: jp Dexter Fong: llan: Welcome to the wonderful world of Conspiracy Theories and Martians ||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| principalpoop - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... llanwydd: Garrison was a New Orleans disctrict attorney who actually prosecuted someone for conspiracy in the assassination of JFK Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky: hee hee hee...see ya Dexter Fong: Night Monseur Pianoforte ||||||||| Johann Amadeus Piano Matetsky leaves to catch the 12:20 AM train to Springfield. cease: indeed cease: there is a garrison ref in firesign somewhere Dexter Fong: Jim Garrison Keeler cease: oh yes, in LIfe in the Day, the source work for Dwarf cease: hes found guilty of killing jfk llanwydd: I'm sure Garrison was wrong to do what he did but I still believe there was more than one gunman cease: i ssuepct your' right, llan cease: the truth may not be known in our lifetime Dexter Fong: Llan: After JFK's murder, Garrison was Conspiracy Central for those who thought that LBJ did it, the Mafia did it, the Cubans did it, the Russians did it, the Mormons did it, the Scientologists did it...and they were all right llanwydd: the zapruder film absolutely proves that oswald didn't fire the fatal shot cease: krassner fell into that vortex, as i recall Dexter Fong: He just winged him cease: or wasa it mort sahl? Dexter Fong: I think...it happened in Texas sio it was the Bush's Dexter Fong: Young GW was drunk and high on cocaine and hunting with Dick Cheney Dexter Fong: A game of paintball gone bad llanwydd: It seems the whole prosecution hung on the fact that Garrison believed that Clay Shaw had tried to get a lawyer for Oswald llanwydd: that's flimsy circumstantial evidence at best Dexter Fong: After Oswald was dead? Dexter Fong: He shoulda got a lawyer for Jack Ruby Dexter Fong: He shoulda got Jonny Cochran llanwydd: no, when Oswald asked on national television for someone to come forward to represent him ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 12:28 AM and porgie waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Dexter Fong: porgie: You're a whiteman? llanwydd: he's a student like you Dexter Fong: I'm not a student..I'm a Hall Safety Monitor cease: just startted Pillar of Fire. Dexter Fong: Let me see you Bathroom pass cease: great book, about america in the king era cease: a hell safety monitor? Dexter Fong: MLK? ||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: what would safety be, in hell? Dexter Fong: or King Gearge? Dexter Fong: King George the Sheared Dexter Fong: porgie is lurking llanwydd: well, I'm exhausted. I'll be getting to bed. See you all in about 150 hours or thereabouts Dexter Fong: Night llan cease: lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk of url Dexter Fong: I'm out of here also cease: nigfte llan cease: off we drift ||||||||| cease rushes off, saying "12:31 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Dexter Fong: Back on regular schedule next week ||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from The Plague ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| porgie - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exi
