||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 01, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:16 AM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary. Firebroiled: Hot Dog! Yes, Dear Friends, a mighty Hot Dog is our Lord! I’m not talking about Hate! No, I’m talking about Ate! Dinner at Eight! Let’s eat! ||||||||| "8:16 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Firebroiled, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes. ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "5:20 PM and late as usual, it's JustAnotherGov'tTweeny, just back from Elmertown." JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Has this chat been authorized? ||||||||| JustAnotherGov'tTweeny hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's JustAnotherGov'tTweeny?! It's 5:20 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 7:41 PM, dragging cpfirezine by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" ||||||||| It's 7:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cpfirezine - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem disembarks at 8:53 PM. ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Spaceman,' ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ah,clem: bite that Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside ah,clem and mumbles "oh, fuck off ah,clem!" ah,clem: sure ah,clem: take my cap and jacket off, Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood takes ah,clem's cap and jacket off. ah,clem: tee hee ah,clem: very nice ah,clem: ok, back to business ah,clem: har har har ||||||||| JustAnotherGov'tTweeny enters at 9:07 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. ||||||||| 9:07 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Byte that? ||||||||| "9:07 PM? 9:07 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Hemlock Stones should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Hemlock Stones enters and sits at the bar. Dexter Fong: Hey Tween, and Howdy Ah, Clem Dexter Fong: And Hi also to Hemlock Stones Hemlock Stones: Felicitations Chatsters Dexter Fong: And Hi also to Hemlock Stones JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hail and well met, UK! Dexter Fong: Stet ah,clem: hi all JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: This way to the asylum... ah,clem: think we be there Hemlock Stones: am afraid it might be full Tween JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Have a cigar, Stones... Hemlock Stones: ty v much Tween, most kind Dexter Fong: Sanctuary!!!!] Hemlock Stones: can we smoke in here ? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: No Joan Stafford here... Dexter Fong: Catherwood give Hemlock a light ||||||||| Catherwood gets hemlock a light. Hemlock Stones: i know you are all bright sparks but one must be careful Hemlock Stones: thanks Catherwood ! ||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..." JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: 6 mos in prison and $2000 fine here in TX. 1st time. Yuk. Not since 80. Dexter Fong: Yee Haw JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Now there's a nuke, Dex... ||||||||| "9:13 PM? 9:13 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits at the bar. Hemlock Stones: anyone catch the Radio Play about the Bush Regime on BBC perchance ? Dexter Fong: Hey Cat' cease: dex Dexter Fong: Stones, we over here are in it and it's had too long a run all ready Hemlock Stones: hi cease cease: stones JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Cat recommended a really good book. Confessions of a Economic Hitman. Don't have lunch first is you're an American/ Hemlock Stones: this one was funny Dex, set in the future and written by the guy who wrote MASH JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Decist.. Dexter Fong: Larry Gelbart? Hemlock Stones: yes that sounds like the guy Hemlock Stones: i can never remember his name for some reason Hemlock Stones: was very funny, its called "Abrogate" JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: JL's got the Mid-Atlantic Blues... ||||||||| "9:16 PM? 9:16 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits on the divan. llanwydd: whaz real? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Don't welsh on that bet. Dexter Fong: Hey llan Hemlock Stones: hi llanwydd ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:16 PM and late as usual, it's Mudhead, just back from Funfun Town." ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn in through the front door at 9:16 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Dexter Fong: Hey Mud Dexter Fong: Evening Merlyn Mudhead: Ta Da!!!! Mudhead: hello all JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Wakeman in quadrophonic? Great tune. llanwydd: hey mud, hey merl, hey everyb ody ah,clem: lol Mud cease: merl llanwydd: which wakeman tune? Dexter Fong: Hey Tweeny, Clem's gonna play your nick source Merlyn: hello cease: llan Mudhead: ah, clem dont you mean Bambi? cease: i can never hear this album often enough JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Oh, Ken Lay "nicked" a few folks. Dexter Fong: Hopefully Ken will lay in the nick for many years llanwydd: what's playing? I'll see if I have it and listen to it with you ah,clem: Bambi is busy tonight... but could show up, never know about that dear Dexter Fong: llan, How time flys JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Been watching Python's "The Meaning Og Life". Thinking of asking Carol Cleveland if she'd like to be married. llanwydd: I have it on cassette. I'll go put it on JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Of Ogg.mp3 ah,clem: HTF LL Mudhead: or just practice would be fun Dexter Fong: Tween: She already is...to Grover Merlyn: I'm going to be fighting undead for a while, so I may not respond to people... Mudhead: Brains! Brains!... JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: R&R, Merl... Dexter Fong: D&D, Merl llanwydd: dream...monitor...OUT JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: R&R? Dexter Fong: Robots and Rogues Dexter Fong: Any one see XMen 3 yet JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I've been working on the Union Pacific... llanwydd: workin on the railroad... Mudhead: I have Dex JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: LeShow! Dexter Fong: Like it? llanwydd: schwoozie programming! JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mongo like LeShow. Mudhead: Im not sure Dexter Fong: Mud : lol Mudhead: If like is the right term Merlyn: My high skool biology says it should be XY Men Mudhead: it was adequate entertainment Dexter Fong: Love <>Hate Mudhead: but not up to the previous two ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies doctec into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:23 PM, then departs. Dexter Fong: Doctor Technical is IN! JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Howdy, Doc... cease: hey doc JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Got anything for this cough? doctec: hi all llanwydd: howdy doc! Mudhead: Welcome doc llanwydd: give him a quarter cease: how's lili? Dexter Fong: Mud: You may be right, somewhat different due to new director..but interesting hints of things to come JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: He's only got 1/2... doctec: she's hanging in there Mudhead: You should have her hang them here doctec: ...or there... doctec: or somewhere downwind ||||||||| 9:26 PM: klokwkdog jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: May Ely Lilly (no pun intended) and the NIH kill those little buggers. Dexter Fong: Hey Klok klokwkdog: Ken DeBusk (Dr. Headphones) says "hi" JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Ruff... llanwydd: hey klok Hemlock Stones: hi klok doctec: hi sfk cease: klok Dexter Fong: Hi Ken DeBusk (Dr. Headphones) klokwkdog: hi Tween, llan, Hemlock. Where's Bambi? Mudhead: is he on that road again? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Not that GWB is going to let the NIH have any funds :( Mudhead: Hasent he built that bridge yet? klokwkdog: hey DT Merlyn: he's better at burning bridges doctec: nice ... cni is playing how time flys JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The river Kwai Chang Cain? klokwkdog: isn't that bridge burned yet? Dexter Fong: ..while he's on them llanwydd: bridge over troubled water cease: isnt that bridge burnt yet? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Just some chinese beggar ;) cease: too slow llanwydd: I taped bridge on the river kwai on tcm the other night klokwkdog: kwai chang cain and djo bi-Den? llanwydd: its got to be the best war film ever made llanwydd: I got to see it on a big screen years ago JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I love it. A drain cover is removed... cease: the firesign had a riff about the greatest war film during eh seattle show ah,clem: stream running OK? cease: kkk, kurosawa? kubrick? Dexter Fong: llan: Better than Apocolypse Now? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Purity of Essence. Best movie ever made, cease: that would get my vote Hemlock Stones: fine here Clem cease: thankfuly i've never seen an actual war llanwydd: I fell asleep during Apocalypse Now Dexter Fong: Cat YEs, funny bit llanwydd: first time I ever fell asleep in a movie theatre. possibly the only time Dexter Fong: llan: Many people when confronted by the true horror of war fall asleep in self defense klokwkdog: yeah, Cat, Kagemusha or Seven Samurai were the best war movies ever made cease: i could barely stay awake during the gaudi flick i saw last wee cease: reviewed on blog ah,clem: tks, Mr. Stones JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I love the smell of New Orleans in the morning... cease: i found 7 samurai profoundly boring as well JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Seven Samurai. VERY different attitude. cease: gaudi by the guy who did Woman in the Dunes. now that was a great flick llanwydd: I actually like 7 samurai Dexter Fong: Cat: Did she ever get out of those dunes? cease: yep klokwkdog:Battle Beyond the Stars is shorter, if you don't want to wait 3 hours llanwydd: river kwai and the longest day are the two greatest war films Mudhead: or was that dudes? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: She didn't take off her body suit, Dex. Dexter Fong: Tween: Don't blame her..all that sand klokwkdog:Lighthorsemen, Breaker Morant, or Gallipoli were all better than The Longest Day llanwydd: I'll take your word for it, klok. I haven't seen any of them doctec: i loved breaker morant llanwydd: I'd love to see a stage version of the Longest Day. Maybe I'll do it myself klokwkdog: the cavalry charge by the Australian Light Horse against Beersheba is probably one of the most amazing things I've ever seen klokwkdog: that's kind of hard to do on stage, although Meridith Monk might try staging it as a dance... Hemlock Stones: that would be a bit difficult on stage Klok Dexter Fong: almost as good as the Assyrian charge against Bathsheba llanwydd: it would make a great ballet, klok Mudhead: I always drink Beer at bath klokwkdog: Bathsheba didn't have cannon, machine guns and aircraft Mudhead: charge it all Dexter Fong: Bathe in Beer, foa m away the dirt llanwydd: ever take a beer bath? cease: do they take showers in Bath? Mudhead: in Beer Hemlock Stones: they dont even take a bath till it re opens Mudhead: thats on Terrorist's Day isnt it? Hemlock Stones: probably yes klokwkdog: is that a bank holiday? cease: harry shearer is on nbc news, quoting reagan now klokwkdog: sheesh, that's a trio justaposition that I'd rather avoid, Cat Hemlock Stones: if they hit the bank then yes, definately JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: So long Johnny, don't bid us, we'll bid you... llanwydd: every day is a holiday at the bank JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The Left Bank? Mudhead: Free samples? Hemlock Stones: yes i agree llan and at our expense too llanwydd: and he means it too, Mark JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Don't Walk Away Reneé Mudhead: Lets do lunch JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: More about the giant parakeets... klokwkdog: don't vid me; I'll vid you... JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Skwak! klokwkdog: and the revolt on Garbage Island Dexter Fong: More about the giant crabs JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Love the one you're width... klokwkdog: giant Stalinist crabs llanwydd: what about the klok lady? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Gosh, I wush I could stand in line to vote for toil;et paper... llanwydd: they can tell if you turn it off Dexter Fong: Klok: About those crabs...why are fishermen risking there lives in the Bering sea when apparently, they could be fished for in the North Atlantic klokwkdog: they can tell if you turn it off klokwkdog: (shades of a Stalin Radio) JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Keep you're Bering, Mr. Strait... klokwkdog: dex -- I think you can eat the Alaskan ones. The Atlantic ones eat you JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Say Yes or No... llanwydd: herring from the berring JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Yum LOL doctec: sorry for my lack of energy here but i am exhausted... late night last night, then was awakened by a pounding headache at 6am and couldn't go back to sleep Dexter Fong: Klok: Alaskan giant crabs dont have like really big claws..I'm assuming the same is true of the Stalinist variety ||||||||| Outside, the 9:43 PM uptown bus from New Mexico pulls away, leaving Honey Sanchez coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Honey Sanchez: ack ack ack klokwkdog: Dex -- you read the same article I did Honey Sanchez: hi peeps klokwkdog: Sorry to hear that, DT Dexter Fong: Olla Honey, you got some 'spalining to do cease: hi honey ah,clem: try to get some rest Doc, be well llanwydd: hello honey sanchez klokwkdog: hi Honey JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: New Mexicans? We don't need no new Mexican... LOL doctec: was committed to a pool practice session in preparation for the annual regional 8-ball tourney this weekend - it may be a marathon weekend if we do well llanwydd: honey mustard said hi doctec: i will hang in here for a while though klokwkdog: take care of yourself first, DT Mudhead: but win Dexter Fong: Then take care of the 8-ballers
Honey Sanchez waves at everyone as she adjusts herself from the mexican bus ride JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Doctec flaps his wings upside down... doctec: may not last much past 10pm edt (7pm pdt) though Honey Sanchez: oy mang, i need a drink for chure Dexter Fong: What time is it Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:45 PM" Mudhead: why thats only minutes away doctec: tomorrow, back to work on movie soundtrack - it's going well, i should be done either tomorrow or monday Dexter Fong: Liar klokwkdog: what was the occasion, Honey? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You have a 21 ft fence, Honey? doctec: (won't get to work on it much this weekend) llanwydd: Mexican Bus Ride had Lupe Velez in it, right? Honey Sanchez: catherwood may i have a bottle of tequila hold the worm and a shotglass? ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Something I can help with?" Mudhead: Heres some salt Honey JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: NM has a Dem Gov. Thrank Grid. doctec: i rememer danny elfman in an interview saying that movie makers tend to get attached to their 'temp music' - composers are often asked to just duplicate whatever temp music they've dropped into their edited film-in-progress Honey Sanchez: ah a shot of tequila would be nice, catherwood please may i have a drink? ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Honey Sanchez JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: One of the reasons I moved to TX was Richards. ooops... doctec: and i can say from personal experience that it's true - they rejected some of the original work i've done and are just having me recreate some public domain classical pieces Mudhead: Catherwood get it right ||||||||| Catherwood brings it right. doctec: which is actually going really well at the moment llanwydd: now get it left ah,clem: catherwood, please bring Honey a worm soaked in tequila ||||||||| Catherwood hands honey a worm soaked in tequila. Mudhead: a right to the head, a left <<>>> klokwkdog: some of Bach's relatives are trying to get copyright law changed Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey Honey Sanchez: thanks for helping, ah clem :| llanwydd: sounds like a good occupation doc Honey Sanchez: hello hemmy hon Honey Sanchez: ;hugs him llanwydd: ever do The Rite of Spring? I've been looking for a public domain version of that ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Rotonoto close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary. klokwkdog: Hail Roto!! cease: hi roto Honey Sanchez: hola roto Dexter Fong: Oh Roto, like ...wow JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Have you been occupied yet? Come on down to Ralph Spoilsport's Occupational Headquarters... llanwydd: I don't know if I made myself clear. I don't want to pay a publisher Honey Sanchez: Hai! llanwydd: hi roto Rotonoto: Hi, all... JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We be taking speedy boat? ah,clem: the early bird gets the worm, but the last mouse gets the cheese Rotonoto: Hai, dozo! Dexter Fong: We traveling in slow Motel Cruiser Honey Sanchez: cheese gives me gas doctec: sorry lland, have not tackled that one llanwydd: by the way, what the hell is an "atomic gumshoe"? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Motel 800, Zappa san? Dexter Fong: Gas prices cheese me off doctec: check out my Holst segment though - http://www.doctechnical.com/HOLST1.mp3 Rotonoto: you takea sloooow motel cruiser? llanwydd: I'll check it out, doc Honey Sanchez: thanks doc Dexter Fong: ROTO: Not to be leaving the light on for me Honey Sanchez: me too dex klokwkdog: thanks, DT; will check later, listening to How Time Flys now ;-) llanwydd: I'm planning a remake of "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" and I want to use "The Rite of Spring" Rotonoto: oh, havea to do with Atomic Occupation Forces... JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Ohhh, Glutamoto not want Zilla! Rotonoto: Roto say "Mo-zilla A-OK!" JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Zilla lay eggs in air somewhere else :(
Honey Sanchez hangs on and listens llanwydd: I wonder if I was the first to figure out the answer to the porridge bird question JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Sloopy-san hang on... Rotonoto: Secret password: "Hai, dozo!" Countersign: "Don't call me Dozo!" llanwydd: it eluded me for years but I figured it out somewhere around 2000 or 2001 doctec: it depends on which section of rite of spring you are talking about lland - and how much of it you need. some of it is pretty straightforward, other parts are incredibly dense - a lot of work there JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Frowwob rubba rine... Honey Sanchez: Hai! were all dozos wanna squeeze the dweeze? Honey Sanchez: was it "42" llan? llanwydd: about the first half, actually, doc doctec: thankfully, the holst and prokofiev segments the movie guys want from me are short and not too complex - also easy for me to pick out all the parts so i don't have to work from the score Mudhead: fair for all thats no fair to anyone llanwydd: 42? Not in my estimation
doctec is not particularly adept with dots on paper, having been blessed/cursed with "good ears" Rotonoto: exit left to Funway... cease: is this the same flick you were working on when you were here last jan, doc? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: This is the 1st half? Not sure I want to see the 2nd... klokwkdog: my fave Rite of Spring is by Birdsongs of the Mesozoic llanwydd: prokoffiev is one of my favorites. especially the 1st Symphony doctec: cat: yes - they didn't get me a cut of the film to work with until last summer, and they've changed it quite a bit three times since then so a lot of the early work has been scrapped JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Klok's been listening to Boom Dot Bust. Rotonoto: Oh, favorite rite Fertility Rite... llanwydd: not familiar with birdsongs Dexter Fong: llan: You gotta get out more then JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Keyboards for Yes: www.khoroshev.com doctec: lland: the first half of rite of spring - that's about 20 mins of music (!)
Hemlock Stones JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Austin Aikido Dexter Fong: afk for refill doctec: lland: as much as i would enjoy tackling something like that, it would be a lot of work and i couldn't do it for nothing llanwydd: I know. Caligari would take about an hour and a half of film klokwkdog: llan -- many of the people from BS went on to Mission of Burma doctec: unless of course you're willing to wait a couple of years for me to get it done in piecemeal fashion JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: It's a stampede! Honey Sanchez: i refuse to do most anything for nothing now doctec: for my soundtrack work i'm using a combination of "reason" (http://www.propellerheads.com") and the synful orchestra plug-in ("http://www.synful.com") JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Get a few Moogs and call it a day, Doc... ;) llanwydd: most of my artistic output has been "labor of love" as they say. I dream of getting paid doctec: lland, you might want to check out the synful.com site, there's a demo of the first couple of minutes of the rite of spring what was created using the synful orchestra plug-in exclusively doctec: THAT was created - not what was created (Sheesh) llanwydd: although I got paid well last year on tour in Diary of Anne Frank ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Hemlock Stones: Hello I'm back and wishing i had a drink... JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I have character? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: A Guiness for Stones, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside JustAnotherGov'tTweeny and mumbles "oh, fuck off JustAnotherGov'tTweeny!" llanwydd: new character entah Honey Sanchez: catherwood would you please bring hemlock a double blue moss, please? ||||||||| Catherwood gets hemlock a double blue moss. llanwydd: alec guiness on the rocks klokwkdog: catherwood, fetch Stones a nice pint ||||||||| Catherwood hands stones a nice pint. Hemlock Stones: thank you Tween and Fuck you too Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Hemlock Stones and queries "Would you like something?" cease: good choice, ah clem JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Iced stout? Hardly... JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: May Catherwood get laid (Carlin) ||||||||| Catherwood hands laid (carlin). Honey Sanchez: unhand him, catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?" llanwydd: I wonder if his nickname is cathy JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: This is not a middle finger... This is two fingers down LOL llanwydd: I actually have five sisters named cathy Hemlock Stones: brb ah,clem: catherwood, take my cap and jackit off ||||||||| Catherwood takes ah,clem's cap and jackit off. llanwydd: cathleen, catherine, catholic, cathode and catheter Honey Sanchez: hurry back, stones JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Wasn't that what Columbus was looking for? Dexter Fong: Warning: fclose(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/firesign/html/chat/chatbar.php on line 681 Honey Sanchez: its always like that way up the hill to santa fe Mudhead: What? llanwydd: no! Columbus was the firesign theatre's record label JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: (brit middle finger) Mudhead: We're number One! We're Number 1! JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You are #6. Dexter Fong: Look out for that big beach ball Honey Sanchez: i get across our designer borders just fine llanwydd: the main page says there's nobody chatting Hemlock Stones: i am not a number i am a free man Mudhead: Doesnt this line ever move? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Who is #1? Honey Sanchez: nobody was there for a few llan doctec: six of one... Dexter Fong: Please step on the unmoving line Mudhead: We are! Hemlock Stones: he is not the one who thinks he is number one thats for sure JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: And now, for a TX Tweeny commercial: www.erictravis.wordpress.com Mudhead: now , thats just confusing JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We is us! Dexter Fong: Issue W Mudhead: And U.S. is weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! llanwydd: who am us anyway? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Impeach W. Hope they're listening :) Mudhead: Just pickup the phone, theyre listening cease: lets go to the tape one more time Honey Sanchez:http://www.congressweb.com/cweb4/index.cfm?orgcode=dmwtn&hotissue=3 send this to your legislators etc cease: doesnt he say that on eykiw? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Just speak into the nameplate on your dinner table LOL Rotonoto: tap tap tap- is this thing on? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Can you say that on radio? Dexter Fong: On what? Hemlock Stones: damnit, my sleeve is broken again Dexter Fong: Get a sleeve job HS Honey Sanchez: takes the wind screen off her mic hello? hello? testing testing? cease: probably just needs a sleeve job Hemlock Stones: i thought we abolished sleevery !
Dexter Fong takes the wind screen off his Morgan Plus 4 and gets a mouthful of bugs JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Good idea. Have one of the guys from the Daily Show roast Bush. Honey Sanchez: we are all sleeves dont let em fool ya cease: which one, tween? llanwydd: with a marinade, tween? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: That was somewhat uncomfortable... Hemlock Stones: they think they are stars but we know they are looking at the gutter ! Dexter Fong: Short sleeves, long sleeves, cardigans..it's all the same JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I marinade chicken. ||||||||| Phil Austin strides in at 10:15 PM with Danny Vanilla badgering him for an interview; since he has no badgers, Catherwood forcibly accompanies Danny Vanilla out the door. Dexter Fong: I 8 the sand box JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Are you scared yet? Dexter Fong: Hey Phil llanwydd: greensleeves, etc Phil Austin: I'm down, trailing clouds of glory Honey Sanchez: hello Phil :) Mudhead: Hi Phil cease: he hear him on the cni, and here he is JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: 3 more weeks of Cal... doctec: down but not out Hemlock Stones: Greetings Phil llanwydd: Hey Phil! Merlyn: We've got a developing Austin situation Hemlock Stones: he can be in two places at once, its official ||||||||| Catherwood escorts principalpoop in through the front door at 10:16 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: How may we serve thee, oh Phil? Mudhead: ut oh Dexter Fong: Hey triple p Rotonoto: and gawd a'mighty, he's hungry! Mudhead: Im gonna get it now Honey Sanchez: hola PP JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey P... principalpoop: gosh look look, one of the red ones is here wow Phil Austin: tween: serve? me? lemme think ...... llanwydd: Catherwood, get Phil a Whiz ||||||||| Catherwood brings phil a whiz. principalpoop: hi all, hope everybody is fine Dexter Fong: You can be fines for saying that JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Long may the Porches run on US 1. Phil Austin: I talked to the boyz at Bearwhiz Beer shirts yesterday. They've decided to go back to selling them cease: added any more tales to your blog, phil? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Catherwood, get Phil a grape... ||||||||| Catherwood hands phil a grape. Honey Sanchez: yay! doctec: that's great to hear, i'd love to own a bear whiz shirt Mudhead: same here Hemlock Stones: will they only be available in Yellow, Phil ? ah,clem: Hi Phil! Phil Austin: catski: No blogging yet, but check out the discussion where there is some great poetry from Len and Margolis and Mrs. Margolis has some disney stories doctec: i missed out on them the last time Honey Sanchez: ditto Rotonoto: boyfoot bear with whiz of Chan? Merlyn: sounds good Phil, I'll plug the shirts a bit in a mailing list announcement Phil Austin: doc: have you ever seen the crude Bearwhiz shirts? cease: is "pull my string" a reference to the kerouac flick "pull my daisy?" Dexter Fong: Oh Roto: Incredible poetic mixup reference Mudhead: theres a mailing list? How antideluvian JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: PK is misunderestimated. doctec: len's a good writer, that's for sure. yes, i vaguely remember seeing one a while back. are they going to be resedigned? Phil Austin: pull my string is not a ref to anything, just a description of how those voice toys used to work Rotonoto: yes- spoiled by Moose and Squirrel, enlightened by Gary Firesign... Honey Sanchez: chatty cathywood cease: one gets eaisly carried away, finding firesign refs to things that arent refs at all doctec: yes, those chatty cathy dolls... Dexter Fong: Right, they're all digital and very disturbing now principalpoop: how is auntie de luvian doing? llanwydd: "a morbid exploitation of the freshly dead". I love that line! Phil Austin: no the shirts are the same insane drawings, but on retro cloth of some sort JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We need electicity. We don't need people stealing grandmothers' oensions. Honey Sanchez: using hemp now, Phil? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: pensions Mudhead: old cloth, old paintings...hmmmm..... doctec: they've evolved from cheap tiny mechanical record players to even cheaper battery operated 8-bit d/a converters Hemlock Stones: Good idea Honey, they last much longer Phil Austin: ah, hemp. When we went to the grammies one year, in the gift bag was hemp shampoo cease: pull my string, pullin the plug, no relationship there Dexter Fong: Doc: Perfect inanity, forever JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Let there be rope! Honey Sanchez: yeah as long as the gutenburg bible or the constitution of the united states both on hemp Mudhead: which one of you tried to smoke it? doctec: no soap - radio! Merlyn: nice and clean marijuana plants JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You'll need it to tie your kangaroo down. Phil Austin: I suppoose "pullin' my chain" would be a good fit Honey Sanchez: marijuana pants cease: chain o fuels JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Phil snarls... doctec: 'pull my daisy' is a bit too obscure principalpoop: yanking, yanking my chain, right fong? Dexter Fong: Honey: Hard to tell the males from the females though cease: we retned that when you were in van, doc. did you get a copy/ Mudhead: Female strings are a wholediffrent subject Rotonoto: ahhh, jes pollinate an' see wha comes up... cease: trh shelob poorly story is on firezine or someplace doctec: cat: yes, i stil have that vhs copy. thanks again for that! JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Surfing Idaho. cease: remember ossman talking to the singer on the plane Honey Sanchez: eh, dex they are all sensimilla hemp pants androgny is IN doctec: i ought to get it transfered to dvd - now that i have the means and the knowledge to do it for myself JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Have you noticed that none of the people in this chat are from Cal? Dexter Fong: Androgeny, ecology it's all good Hemlock Stones: Well smoke my pants if this dont sound like the future, Honey Honey Sanchez: I am from Cal Honey Sanchez: i just live in new mexico Merlyn: anybody doing anything special for 06/06/06? llanwydd: I had never noticed that. but I think we are mostly from the east llanwydd: I don't mean china Mudhead: cowering Honey Sanchez: lol hemlock JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Good to see ya Phil. Long may you and yours run :) doctec: while i've pretty much rebuilt my laptop system at this point, i still need to get the dvd authoring software installed and running principalpoop: that is the end of the world M, as we know it Dexter Fong: Merlyn: I plan to get a set of Wicca furniture for my patio Hemlock Stones: i am handling one of the many ends of the world Merlyn Mudhead: nunkerin in me bunker llanwydd: I'm almost ashamed to say I have never been in California Phil Austin: thanks, tween Rotonoto: Bozoette is from CA, but probably watching Animal Planet or emailing right now... llanwydd: I'd like to see it before it falls in the ocean Phil Austin: animail, animail, hot diggety dog it's animail JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Taos? Mixed monitors for MM Murphy a couple of times :) Honey Sanchez: better book a flight soon llan Rotonoto: I'd like to see it before it runs out of electricity and politicians...
klokwkdog returns with mini-sub #1 and big flask of iced tea... principalpoop: stubborn animules klokwkdog: hi Phil! Rotonoto: go for it, Phil- heh! Phil Austin: hi, klok principalpoop: give me a bite of that hoagie JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You ahve to have huge muscles to impress Reaganites... JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: have doctec: car, michael?? klokwkdog: Tweeny -- esp. big muscles between your ears... Hemlock Stones: and you have to hit them on the head too, Tween JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Bring out your dead.... Dexter Fong: Roll out your dead cease: who remembers anything? Mudhead: Jerrys al;ready gone Dexter Fong: what??? cease: i love the denseness of this klokwkdog: this is an inspired selection, Clem, "Immortality". I like it better every time Honey Sanchez: he was always dead mudhead ah,clem: anything? let me think... Dexter Fong: He was always mud, too, deadhead doctec: (i appreciated richard fish showing me the bar where hoagy carmichael wrote "stardust" during my indiana visit last year - only now it's a sports bar. :-/ ) llanwydd: that is a great album, klok Hemlock Stones: thats why Thatcher loved him llanwydd: cd, whatever klokwkdog: Jerry knew Princess Goddess, then? JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Dinner's on the stove, so hope some of the others show up next week. Get good insurance Cal LOL... ||||||||| JustAnotherGov'tTweeny rushes off, saying "10:29 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" principalpoop: oops, is hoagie spelled hoagy or hoagie? llanwydd: they went to the doll drop together klokwkdog: nite Tweeny... Honey Sanchez: hoagy as in carmichael principalpoop: night tween Honey Sanchez: nite tween doctec: you talkin' about the sandwich or the songsmith? cease: what is all this animal imagery? does it have any meaning/ Honey Sanchez: enjoy yer dinnah klokwkdog: yes doctec: the sandwich is hoagie cease: and your washington too Mudhead: Its a GRINDER Dexter Fong: don't forget the Shore Mudhead: or a SUB doctec: submarine! llanwydd: a hoagie is not an animal principalpoop: ahhh ok, so stardust was not written in a subway shop, ok llanwydd: you're thinking of a hoggie Honey Sanchez: it could have been PP doctec: gettin' hoagie with it Rotonoto: spell it "gyro", pronounce it "year-rrrow"- true of all foreign sandwiches... Dexter Fong: Year Old? Phil Austin: for some strange reason, i can't get cni tonight. what part of immortality is he playing? Honey Sanchez: mmmmmmmmmm tadziki sauce Mudhead: Dr Winkey Dink Dexter Fong: Right now, Rinque Dinque principalpoop: that is not Ji-ro? klokwkdog: chump in a booth cease: winkydink klokwkdog: "well, we're all locked in!" Dexter Fong: "this sucks" doctec: right now, onan winguedinque Hemlock Stones: Sucking is good, ask our government Honey Sanchez: its more like a gear rowwwwww PP klokwkdog:www.cniradio.com has the link Dexter Fong: "ignorant piss ant" Rotonoto: well, some guy I knew of Greek ancestry pronounced it for me, approximately "yee-rrrow" doctec: "didn't know ants could piss..." principalpoop: I didn't know ants could piss cease: where does pie hole come from? principalpoop: fast typer Honey Sanchez: didnt know ants could piss cease: is that vaudeville? klokwkdog: Phil -- this URL works in Winamp or other MP3 players: http://216.234.115.10:8000/ llanwydd: pie hole is a very old expression Rotonoto: the news drought is over!!! Honey Sanchez: i dont know but it needs to be shut, cease doctec: probably QuickTime on the mac Rotonoto: cat- I first heard on SNL, Chris Farley sketch cease: it sounds like vaudeville Dexter Fong: "Jane, you ignorant slut" principalpoop: fetch stretch carley? cease: pie used to be a much bigger deal in those days Rotonoto: "that's good bass, honey..." principalpoop: talking pie in the sky there, with lucy klokwkdog: I think it was a way to sound dirty without having anything offensive the censors could jump on llanwydd: It's from Shakespeare. "Eat thy pie whole" or something like tht Rotonoto: .. ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'porgie', just granted probation at 10:36 PM", then leaves hurriedly. llanwydd: I'm joking Honey Sanchez: .. Dexter Fong: Hey Porge principalpoop: hi porgie porgie: greetings all llanwydd: evenin porge klokwkdog: Ken DeBusk is pulling a big load tonight, a 2-day trip. He called me this afternoon on cell and opined that Canada is out to get him Hemlock Stones: Hi Porgie Dexter Fong: llan: Your wrong, it was from Roger Bacon's play, The Butcher's WIFE" porgie: don't hear CNI llanwydd: only you would have known that dex klokwkdog: twice they just about stripped his truck to parts inspecting it and last time, some Canadian rammed him with his car principalpoop: plug in your speakers Rotonoto: what's Oh Canada got against Dr. Headphones? llanwydd: sounds more like something from Sweeney Todd klokwkdog: ruined three tires on the truck; totalled the car Hemlock Stones: I have CNI on winamp and Windows media player Dexter Fong: llan: And a few pre=Raphaelite scholars klokwkdog: Roto -- I don't know klokwkdog: they ran him through the "censors" twice, looking for nukes Honey Sanchez: coming in loud and clear, here Rotonoto: yikes- he doesn't even look dangerous to me Phil Austin: where is he in Canada? principalpoop: I thought they wer post-raphaelite, almost ne0 cease: that is a great line cease: he certainly inhales deeply principalpoop: radio bee-bop Dexter Fong: PP: Raphael Lite, culture without an ede klokwkdog: Phil -- Ken is now driving a rig hauling aluminum outbound and a la carte on the back leg; he goes all over, incl. Canada Dexter Fong: edge klokwkdog: right now, I think he's heading for Ohio somewhere, though principalpoop: I was going for baroque klokwkdog: lost cell connection while he was describing the last Canadian incident, getting rammed by a car llanwydd: ken is probably the one of you I've known the longest. He used to post at bobsbrazerkolounge at Yahoo principalpoop: there is a song there klok Mudhead: we all know wqhere Somewhere, Ohio is klokwkdog: Poop -- Ken says he's thinking of asking not to be sent to Canada anymore; he thinks he's jinxed... principalpoop: those aluminium rods will bring the fuzz down on you everytime Rotonoto: The Occupants live in Ohio... cease: we have that effect on you yanks principalpoop: it is bad luck to you think you are jinxed llanwydd: I live very near canada. a little more than 100 miles from Quebec klokwkdog: Ken said the Ontario police were very nice, very polite (unlike the border police...) Rotonoto: Ken and Tiny Dr. Tim were there 'before the beginning' when Roto re-emerged after long FST hibernation... klokwkdog: I miss Lou... cease: you mean on chat, roto? Honey Sanchez: catherwood would you bring me a fresh spring water in a pretty glass, please? ||||||||| Catherwood hands Honey Sanchez a fresh spring water in a pretty glass. Rotonoto: originally found newsgroup, then IRC chat Honey Sanchez: thank you, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome." principalpoop: Catherwood is nice tonight, on his best behavior ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear principalpoop Rotonoto: that would be sometime post '96 for moi... Phil Austin: Guy came out to fix an engine here who lives in the Tiny Doctor's hometown klokwkdog: wow, I think I showed up in '98 or so Phil Austin: RIP, little doc cease: tiny in name only llanwydd: I knew dr. tim at bobsbrazerkolounge as well. he posted there occasionally Rotonoto: Phil, I was lucky enough to see youse guize in early 90's on your 25th anniversary tour- in Wash DC, Warner Theatre porgie: There is CNI porgie: Hi Phil klokwkdog: he sure held it together well when I came along. good website, always on the chat, etc. he worked hard on it principalpoop: ahh super porgie doctec: i was glad i had the chance to meet the guy in person with cat and others in seattle back in '99, his enthusiasm was infectious. Rotonoto: I must have shown up after you, klok, you were one of the regulars when I showed up, mebbe 1998-99? Phil Austin: roto: that was the night we were attacked by the clown Phil Austin: hi, porge klokwkdog: CNI is an amazing thing when you realize it's all done via dialup Rotonoto: oh good gawd Phil- heh! doctec: they really know how to squeeze those zeros and ones down to a manageable stream! llanwydd: my goodness a killer clown? sounds like stephen king ||||||||| Gov'tTweenyRedux tiptoes in around 10:48 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." Hemlock Stones: thats true, lots of stuff i would like to send to Clem but big files are difficult on a dial up Honey Sanchez: buenos, porgie i didnt see you come in porgie: Attacked by clowns? principalpoop: wb tween cease: porge Gov'tTweenyRedux: Hard to stay away from a Firesign Chat ;) Mudhead: he needs some backing Rotonoto: hey, we *still* got killer clowns in DC- heh! ah,clem: tks, Klok, we try to do our worst... Rotonoto: (they're in government) Honey Sanchez: wb Tween Mudhead: could you imagine what iut sound like on broadband? Hemlock Stones: and ours too Roto klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I mail them DVDs (just tech podcasts like those they broadcast the rest of the time), works fine Rotonoto: mud- you'd sound better and be in full, living color doctec: ah yes, IRC - i think my first few IRC experiences were back in early 1997, hanging out with elayne and her ex at their bronx apartment. i was doing the grueling ct/ny commute at the time, she put me up overnight at her place on thursdays which let me sleep in a bit before heading to the orifice. Mudhead: not this old dead black n white Hemlock Stones: its a bit more unreliable from the UK klok Rotonoto: (yes, honey- they're in everybodys' eggs...) Mudhead: im an irc afficianado myself, I hangout at irc.bararcade.net cease: all the original chatters have moved on to other things to do on thursday nights principalpoop: ralph ralph, I'ill take it cease: except me and elayne Mudhead: an me Mudhead: I monitor the net but try to stay here on thursdays klokwkdog: I've gotten them into Serbia fairly reliably, although they need to be brought in by donkey from Vienna or something ;-) Rotonoto: an me, monsterful... Dexter Fong: Well, I gotta put my pants on and find a legal spot for my car..night to those who leave, later to those who don't, and a special farewell to Phil A who knows who he is llanwydd: msntv2 is not treating me well tonight principalpoop: tell us all how good it was in the old days uncle cat klokwkdog: don't get toad away, Dex! good lux! cease: it must be hard when one of his characters is talking to another principalpoop: hail Rita fong Hemlock Stones: ok see you later Dexter llanwydd: nite dex! Hemlock Stones: hope that file arrives safe too Phil Austin: bye dex. If I knew who I was, I wouldn't have to walk this way Honey Sanchez: later, dex Rotonoto: later, Mr. Dex... doctec: cat: i remember how, back in '97, if chat lasted as much as 30 mins it was considered a long session. things sure have chsnged. doctec: changed! cease: yes they were brief chats doctec: (some things however, like chat TYPOs, never change...) llanwydd: thank goodness for that, doc. I look forward to this every week cease: alexander graham chats Gov'tTweenyRedux: Be well and happy, and know that you're already on someone's dinner plate... Rotonoto: Roto filled out his FST collection *considerably* since finding the motley crew... porgie: or boxers? ||||||||| At 10:54 PM, Gov'tTweenyRedux vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! principalpoop: what what? klokwkdog: maybe someday we can all vid on conference Skype Mudhead: man, hes quick klokwkdog: nite Tweeny Mudhead: yes, im Skype'd Honey Sanchez: now that would be sweet, klok Rotonoto: a bit of everything, PP... Hemlock Stones: theres still some bugs to fix on Skype though klok Rotonoto: luding my first hearing of "C'mon Jesus" which pretty much had me rolling on floor in delighted pain... llanwydd: wonder if I'll ever have video capability on msntv2 klokwkdog: I see that you can get 24 mbits broadband in Britain for £30/month ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Mark Time', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:55 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... principalpoop: I was quoting the tv in the car but ok roto cease: mark, mark, mark llanwydd: I still prefer it to a PC Mark Time: i'm not nancy! Mudhead: we actually have the game crazy8's on irc, all 5 players use Skype to trash talk during the games principalpoop: mark time is on time this time klokwkdog: llan -- um, not to be unkind, but msntv is not ever going to be at the leading edge of internet service Hemlock Stones: it depends where you live Klok, if you real close to the exchange then yes but most places you are lucky to get 2 or 4 meg Rotonoto: on time, here in the future... Honey Sanchez: hiya mark time principalpoop: wow, what a groove llanwydd: it really gives me everything I need cease: i never liked the term "groovy" but "what a groove" was a great phrase cease: particularly on a record Mark Time: hey gang...so soorry I'm late...but better than never Rotonoto: what a blast! klokwkdog: Hemlock -- in Washington DC, the phone company runs full-page newspaper ads bragging about DSL offering _768K_ connections for $30/mo. principalpoop: groovy was far out too llanwydd: I could get a printer if I wanted or broadband and a number of other things Phil Austin: I just got a private msg from tweeny, but I can't go back to him, he's not on the list. So if he reads the log, my answer is good idea, I'll pass it on llanwydd: don't know about a webcam Rotonoto: klok- yes that is considered a good rate around here, the land of highway robbery... principalpoop: what a gas! take a whiff on me Hemlock Stones: i thought it would be better than that in NY klok klokwkdog: Phil -- tweeny's email in transit cease: i was on a video chat for awhile, but mostly just showing the dog Icy or the occasional cat who walked by camera Hemlock Stones: mind you £30 is nearly twice as much as $30 Rotonoto: normally the braodband guis want more like 50 bucks a month in these here parts... porgie: Land of the pharoahs? Mark Time: hey Phil you guys are unbelieveably funny and intelligent... klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, and 2 mbps broadband is _more_ than twice as much as 768K. My point cease: much better than the unfair o's principalpoop: when are you blokes switching over to to euro stones?
klokwkdog muses, "when the €uro stops looking like Monopoly Money" cease: wc fields almost forever Hemlock Stones: me and Honey have done video chats on MSN, Yahoo and Skype, AOL however has to be heard to be believed principalpoop: yes, thanks for bringing so much enjoyment and fun into the world! we needed then and now Honey Sanchez: here in new mexico i get 6 mbps through comcast ca ble for about 55 bux Hemlock Stones: the way things are going Euros will switch back to native currencies Honey Sanchez: aol is like speaking underwater ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. klokwkdog: Honey -- 5 for $50, with $10 off for buying the phone, too Hemlock Stones: more like drowning Honey principalpoop: ahh ok, denmark was smart to keep their kroners lol klokwkdog: with AOL, everything has to go through Roswell or Tyson's Corner or something; it's like a FedEx hub Honey Sanchez: i have stocked up on wampum, beads and jerky, stones for when the currency changes llanwydd: what does anyone need with video chat anyway? Hemlock Stones: good idea llanwydd: the great thing about chat is you don't have to look presentable Hemlock Stones: llan, it means you dont need to ask if its raining, you can see for yourself Mudhead: but is fun to "dress up" klokwkdog: it's highly overrated, llan, but nice for show and tell, whiteboarding, stuff like that Honey Sanchez: yeah mudhead llanwydd: hadn't thought of that, stones Hemlock Stones: tell us more Mudhead principalpoop: hit it jimmy Mudhead: Well, I generally start..... Hemlock Stones: i am wearing my off the shoulder latex number tonight Hemlock Stones: lol Honey Sanchez: watching birds and cats watching birds and wandering chickens are interesting to watch in video chat principalpoop: hehe stones hehe llanwydd: LOL cease: wow, the lads really sound young on this Hemlock Stones: this gimp mask is not good for audio though cease: i agree honey klokwkdog: I'm sure that widespread video conf will eventually offer a talking avatar of one's choice, sort of like in the curent storyline of Argon Zark cease: my big white dog is also kinda cinematic klokwkdog: kind of like Ananova doctec: well gang i'm fading fast - gotta take off cease: ihavent read that in years, klok. is it sitll going? llanwydd: nite doc! principalpoop: have a super week doc klokwkdog: Cat -- sporadically; he does one panel every 2-3 months Honey Sanchez: awww doc ok take care till next week Hemlock Stones: i got in Ananova one week klok klokwkdog: nite DT doctec: you all have a nice evenin' - see y'all next thursday. cease: sounds like Maus doctec: keep 'em flyin' .... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Honey Sanchez: bye bye ||||||||| doctec says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, doctec exits at 11:05 PM. cease: you too doc Hemlock Stones: see you DT cease: good luck in poolville klokwkdog: Hemlock -- you were featured or you watched? principalpoop: boom boom klokwkdog: Indonesia for the Indonesians! Hemlock Stones: i was featured cos of my crazy neighbours cat cease: indiano for the joneses? Honey Sanchez: Huzzah klok principalpoop: one shining steal rail Rotonoto: Indiana for the leprechauns Hemlock Stones: it attacked a guy from the council and my house was put on the dangerous animals list, sounds like a tall story but there are witnesses llanwydd: and veterenarians' day klokwkdog: the cat was crazy, the neighbor or both? principalpoop: how many stories does your house have anyway? Mudhead: omg, the lil hand is movin alomg Hemlock Stones: i suppose both is appropriate to be honest klokwkdog: Hemlock -- nobody in the US knows what a "council" is ;-) Hemlock Stones: ah llanwydd: that's relative, mud principalpoop: maybe klokwkdog: this is some cat the neighbor got off the Moors? ;-) Mudhead: none of my relatives hands Hemlock Stones: translation, Local Government, drains, street lighting, trash collections etc etc and of course local taxes Hemlock Stones: llanwydd: get the cat off that moor! Mudhead: comin up on 11pmEST klokwkdog: nobody in the US knows what "drains" are... ;-) (I suppose sewers) Honey Sanchez: lol clok Honey Sanchez: k Hemlock Stones: sewers are big drains Mudhead: and now Mudhead: ok all klokwkdog: I guess "sewer" sounds so very common and "drains" much more delicate... Mudhead: gnight aGAIN MES AMI'S Hemlock Stones: hey i thought you guys spoke Engrish klokwkdog: nite Mud Mudhead: au revoir principalpoop: night mud, ciaooo ||||||||| Mudhead leaves to catch the 11:09 PM train to Connecticut. Honey Sanchez: bon nuit mudhead Hemlock Stones: gnite Mudhead Honey Sanchez: till nextweek Mark Time: not fade away... cease: mud klokwkdog: Hemlock: according to The History of the English Language, Webster deliberately created a different American english to separate us from you folk klokwkdog: absent a few outpost like Tangier Is. in the Chesapeake and some holdouts on the Outer Banks of North Carolina Hemlock Stones: and now we both pay high taxes, better luck next time Klok llanwydd: been afk a moment did somebody leave? principalpoop: we say elevator you say lift, that is in our declaration of independence klokwkdog: Mudhead Honey Sanchez: mud left cease: depends on who you call somebody klokwkdog: Poop -- Webster redid things like colour, centre, harbour, etc Hemlock Stones: over here we can still sit on the pavement ||||||||| 11:12 PM: LiliLament jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" principalpoop: ahhh lili klokwkdog: Wow, one goes away, another appears. Hi, Lili! Honey Sanchez: over here if we sit on the pavement we get run over ||||||||| LiliLament says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, LiliLament exits at 11:12 PM. Honey Sanchez: hi lili llanwydd: well if I don't take my ambien I'll never sleep so I better do it now cease: hey lili klokwkdog: Notice how DT and Lili are never on at the same time? ;-) Hemlock Stones: so i hear Honey ||||||||| LiliLament enters at 11:12 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn. Hemlock Stones: hi Lili klokwkdog: have a nice walk, llan! llanwydd: Hey lil! How are you? Phil's here. principalpoop: we park in a driveway and and drive on parkways llanwydd: LOL klok ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:13 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... klokwkdog: Phil is doing a fade job Bunnyboy: lo dere principalpoop: perfect timing, lily is singing Hemlock Stones: good point PP Rotonoto: .. principalpoop: hiphop bunnyboy Honey Sanchez: hi bunny Bunnyboy: Just a few minnits afore I gotta go bake some cluck cluck. cease: bun ||||||||| LiliLament leaves at 11:13 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." llanwydd: hey bunny klokwkdog: Hemlock -- the one that caught me was "slip road" ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'LiliLament', just granted probation at 11:13 PM", then leaves hurriedly. klokwkdog: we call them entrance ramps, exit ramps Hemlock Stones: yes, they ice up in winter if we dont salt em principalpoop: wb lili Bunnyboy: Hey! Lili! Was it sumpin' I said? Bunnyboy: Oh, there she is! principalpoop: what do you call a clutch stones? llanwydd: did you notice nobody died when they logged out tonight. I think that's a good omen Phil Austin: I'm back, blah, blah, blah Hemlock Stones: PP, if i knew what a clutch was maybe i could tell you Honey Sanchez: so far so good yeah llan cept you just jinxed it gee principalpoop: I told you catherwood is on his best behavior ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside principalpoop and mumbles "Someone mention my name?" LiliLament: The fucking browser is kicking me off every time I hit return. I had to switch to Firefox. Hemlock Stones: is it like a grasp cease: dying's out of style, llan porgie: , klokwkdog: Lili -- best to _stay_ with Firefox ;-) principalpoop: to change gears in a car, it disconnects the power to the transmission Bunnyboy: I saw a documentary the other day that I rather enjoyed. MAYBE LOGIC, a doc on Robert Anton Wilson. LiliLament: Hi, Phil, how are things with you? porgie: . Bunnyboy: Made in 2003, just out on disc this week. klokwkdog: Hemlock -- was listening to a Van Morrison song and finally had to look up "a silver half a crown" LiliLament: Klok: I will. Opera was giving me grief, and I refuse to touch Internet Exploder. Bunnyboy: Well, BLAH back, mon. Phil Austin: Hi, Lil. Things are good cease: id like to see that, bun Honey Sanchez: Irie, mon Hemlock Stones: yes, Klok, used to be 2 shillings and six pence till decimilisation in 71 when it disappeard cease: i saw him give a talk in vancouver some years back cease: very entertaning porgie: it vanished mysteriously Bunnyboy: Yesyes principalpoop: it's your thing, do what you wanta do, I can't tell yah, who to sock it to Hemlock Stones: about 12 and one half percent of a £ Bunnyboy: Molly Spoilsport. Bunnyboy: Ewige Blumenkraft! LiliLament: Phil, I'm actually doing the VA thing to save money on my drugs and co-pays. If you tell the VA that you are on antidepressants, they whisk you into the psych emergency ward and give you a breathalizer. principalpoop: how many pfpfinnings is that? klokwkdog: ah, so it's like pieces of eight, English style principalpoop: yes, yes
Honey Sanchez remembers when a peso was about 12.5 % of a yankee dollar Hemlock Stones: yes Klok LiliLament: So you save money, but your dignity goes down the toilet. Hemlock Stones: had plenty of silver in it too so if you have any stashed away, probably worth quite a bit more now ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'doctec', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:19 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... Bunnyboy: Along with all dem pills. porgie: and now....... klokwkdog: Lili -- did you have a T-storm? We're getting the front edge of what looks like has just gone thru your area of CT (trying to decide whether to shut down) Bunnyboy: lo doc! llanwydd: welcome back doc klokwkdog: wb, DT doctec: yeah, i know, i signed off already... cease: hey doc Hemlock Stones: this country, the currency and even Magna Carta are all going down the toilet LiliLament: Klok, we had rain, but I was on a train. Doc knows better than I do. Rotonoto: .. Honey Sanchez: hi bambi doctec: ...but lili just got back from an (unbeknownst to me) trip to nyc and i greeted her upon her arrival Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi doctec: when i told her phil was on chat, she signed on Mark Time: love's a real....not fade away... doctec: and so, here we are... cease: hi bambi llanwydd: magna carta is the capital of monaco, isnt it? principalpoop: hi Bambi, it is hot in Virginia, roanoke matched the record the other day Bunnyboy: doc, I just saw MAYBE LOGIC, a Robert Anton Wilson doc. I recommend it. LiliLament: I have to keep him on his toes. llanwydd: something like that klokwkdog: BTW folks, if you listen to the Jimmy Lee & Bambi show on Sat., you can hear the cockateel just about sundown Hemlock Stones: lol llan Phil Austin: The Big Blonde is looking over my shoulder and says hi to everyone, especially Lil Bunnyboy: hiya Oona! klokwkdog: hi right back Phil! principalpoop: hehe hello big blond hehe LiliLament: How nice! My very best to the Bog Blonde. cease: hi oona ah,clem: Bambi said Hi everyone llanwydd: hi to her too Honey Sanchez: hola oona Bunnyboy: hiya Bambi! Merlyn: hi oona doctec: hi big blonde - thanks for the well you know. klok: yeah, as i was returning home from 8-ball practice tonight, the lightning was very close - quite blinding at times Merlyn: all women named oona are married to comedians klokwkdog: Bambi must be happy that you've started playing Nick Danger, Clem! ;-) LiliLament: Phil, are you and Oona familiar with Dorothy Parker's short story, "Big Blonde"? Bunnyboy: Hey! What are all dese wimmen doin' hyar? I thought this was Man Nite. doctec: there were flash flood warnings in hartford earlier this evening principalpoop: bambi and the big blond say hello at the same time, ahh quinky-dinky cease: sounds like a nick danger adventure: the curse of the bog blonde llanwydd: never noticed that before, merl Phil Austin: Hi to cat as well, she sez. and she wishes to be known as the Bog Blonde from now on ah,clem: yes, yes, she is principalpoop: with an e? is she europeane? llanwydd: we actually had flash floods in ticonderoga today LiliLament: Getting bogged down, is she? klokwkdog: somehow, that sounds like another Englishism, Hemlock ;-) cease: could be a new one of your teals for the olde detective doctec: lili needs a drink - i'm heading to the kitchen to take care of that now. brb... cease: to go with the ice man klokwkdog: one of those bogging expressions... LiliLament: Oh, thank grid... I'm dyin' heah. Phil Austin: cat: yeah, I remember that PBS stateside did a version of it a few years ago klokwkdog: they all bog on the same thing Bunnyboy: There are so many B's on chat these day. Bubba, Bambi, Big Blonde, Boob...erhm...Bunnyboy! porgie: I bog your pardon? Rotonoto: .. principalpoop: brincibalboob next week for me? klokwkdog: llan -- is Ticonderoga still there? I was always worried that it was a little insubstantial... LiliLament: I wish I had mine back... llanwydd: it's not going anywhere klok porgie: borgie Biretighter Bunnyboy: Lili: He went to get you a drink. principalpoop: ahhh, blem Bunnyboy: Just kiddin', doc! klokwkdog: ah, they finally got the old fort tied down, eh? that's good to hear llanwydd: they rebuilt the fort porgie: catherwood get me a wedgie ||||||||| Catherwood gets porgie a wedgie. klokwkdog: llan -- they keep doing that LiliLament: Yes, I know. I can hear him in the kitchen. What a nice welcome home, especially since he had no clue where I was. llanwydd: true klok Hemlock Stones: we have some boring old forts too klok Bunnyboy: That's "fart", Hemmie.
klokwkdog wonders if there is also a game called Clueless... Honey Sanchez: yes indeed hemlock one lives across the lane from you Hemlock Stones: i must make my dirty clean llanwydd: I wouldn't call them boring stones klokwkdog: some of the best around, as I recall, Hemlock principalpoop: what is reality? llanwydd: I saw some old roman ruins when i was there. fascinating! klokwkdog: but they're generally not as modern as ours ;-) Hemlock Stones: old sure, but not always good klokwkdog: "we shall all go to our deaths down Wattling Street" Bunnyboy: Sorry to say, it's bird burning time. I hope to be a more full service guy next week. Good reception, everybody! Hemlock Stones: theres quite a few roman remains where i live here in the Pennine hills, but the Celtic and Britons forts are more interresting to me principalpoop: waffle? mmm waffle waffle klokwkdog: good-night Bunny! Honey Sanchez: nite bunny principalpoop: hophip bunny Bunnyboy: Robblerobblerobble. llanwydd: I spent some time in the west country klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, and they're really hard to find, as I understand cease: by bun Phil Austin: night bun, it's still daylight, of course, so you can get in some outdoor activities Hemlock Stones: good night bunny Bunnyboy: They had to pay Howard Morris for every RobbleRobble session. Hemlock Stones: its getting light here now too klokwkdog: speaking of forts, I see that a Titan II missile base, mostly underground, just sold for $780K on eBay Bunnyboy: Phil: Yeah, I'll soak my head! LiliLament: I don't know if doc told you, but I've been active lately with a networking forum that has various topics for discussion. I'm indoctrinating them on the joys of Firesign Theatre. Some of the older crew are already hip. Much better than some of the puerile shit that passes for humor, and amazingly topical with some of the current administration. Of course, anything with this administration is ripe for satire. klokwkdog: 14-foot thick reinforced concrete walls Honey Sanchez: gee already, hemmie?? Phil Austin: hemlock: what big town are you near? I can't dredge up in my turgid brain where the pennines are principalpoop: darn, I had bid 779K llanwydd: ambien's starting to kick in. I better let it do it's thing. See you folks next thoisdy! doctec: pennines from heaven? klokwkdog: Poop -- the seller wants all you near-miss bidders to contact in case the winner was playing games ||||||||| At 11:30 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bunnyboy!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... principalpoop: fare thee well brave llan Hemlock Stones: Pennines are line of hills running north to south, i am in North of england, 45 miles north east of Manchester, 35 north west of Leeds klokwkdog: Hemlock -- probably give a Google Maps coordinate to put us in our place LiliLament: Ambien? Avoid the fridge. Phil Austin: nite, llan. Dream of Wales Rotonoto: .. porgie: and the car doctec: (insert gratuitous wales pun here) Phil Austin: stones: thanks for that, nice to know where everyone is, comforting somehow Honey Sanchez: goodnight llan next week see ya then adios Hemlock Stones: If you look up the village of Winewall on Google you should find it principalpoop: whereis lancaster from you? I might send you to the library stones doctec: nite llan cease: my parents dont know where they are, phil. thats comforting for them doctec: and if there's no rush on that rite of spring track... :-) porgie: how did you make your voice do that? Hemlock Stones: Nino never finds me, he either says New York or AOL klokwkdog: nite, llan. pleasant walk... Phil Austin: cat: dreamtime for the old folks Rotonoto: Bozoette on phonme, sez "hi" to all Mark Time: time to move along...g'nite and best wishes... Dexter Fong: Im back and hardly anyone has left and Hi Lilli cease: yes places keep changing names over the long term Honey Sanchez: nite mark cease: migth as well speed up ||||||||| Catherwood says "11:32 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Mark Time by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Dexter Fong: Blast off MARK Hemlock Stones: Lancaster is about 75 miles north west of us klokwkdog: google maps keeps wanting to find winewall lane in Pendle, Lancastershire LiliLament: Hi, Dex. Long time. I haven't been on line here for a while myself. Phil Austin: good night Mark and hello dex. I feel like Bebop at the end of Immortality. Wait, I am Bebop, right? Honey Sanchez: thats right klok Dexter Fong: Lili: Oh, I was here just (away) doctec: dex: i left and came back Hemlock Stones: yes Pendle is the Local authority (the council area) and Lancashire is the county principalpoop: same shire, cool, I have family from there, 1850s LiliLament: Phil: Hmmm, let me check. Yep, you're Bebop. Dexter Fong: PHil: YOu are Bebop, but is it Lobo or Loco Hemlock Stones: do you know where in Lancashire PP ? principalpoop: wb fong ciao mark Phil Austin: dex… I'd say it's night here, although still light. I'm the night messenger, the blinking wolf, wondering which way the sun is going, up or down principalpoop: lancaster, city I guess LiliLament: Dex: Don't do that! I thought I had fucked up with my capitalizations, and Doc can tell you how fussy I am with that. Makes him nuts. We can't even play Scrabble anymore. doctec: if the sun is going down there, it is coming up somewhere else Dexter Fong: Phil: Don't worry, tomorrow is another day Honey Sanchez: lancaster is in the antelope valley PP klokwkdog: don't bet on it, DT ;-) Hemlock Stones: Nice place PP, on the banks of the River Lune a couple of miles from the West Coast Dexter Fong: Lili: It's a sticky shift key hmm, how did it get sticky? principalpoop: they moved to new jersey and then blue rapids kansas Hemlock Stones: i have done many gigs at the University in Lancaster Phil Austin: awright, the valley of Antelopes, a freeway stretching to Lancashire from Palmdale LiliLament: I'm sure the sun is rising somewhere I used to work. Hemlock Stones: its rising here Lili principalpoop: hehe he said palmdale hehe ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'TOR Hershman', just granted probation at 11:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly. klokwkdog: DT -- there is nothing like listening to KEXP in the afternoon, then switching to Radio 3 for Late Junction at 5:15 and riding that until the day flips in UK, then listening to a radio station in Auckland doing tomorrow's noon programme... TOR Hershman: Not Anywhere At All, Howdy do principalpoop: hello tor Phil Austin: poop: revealed as a Family Guy watcher, yeah? LiliLament: Where did you say you were? Merrie olde England? Well, I used to work there. doctec: blame the sticky keyboard on the cats - they're always up to no good, torturing us because they don't have opposable thumbs TOR Hershman: TOR bows before Phil Dexter Fong: High TOR Hemlock Stones: glad to hear you listen to Late Junction Klok its a good show principalpoop: yes, another phil told me about adult swim, my life was enriched TOR Hershman: Say, Phil, did you ever hear moi's "Bean A Poop"???? doctec: klok: lili and i pretty much keep the streaming feed on KCRW Dexter Fong: Dot T: But some of them have like 2 or 3 or even 4 thumbs cease: i amo gonna have to find out how to get that in canada klokwkdog: Hemlock -- sometimes I forget, have to use (groan) IE to listen to the archive doctec: not much they play that we don't like doctec: plus it makes us feel like we're in santa monica Hemlock Stones: not sure about Merrie Lilli, we still have Bliar in the top job TOR Hershman: Howdy do, Dex doctec: dex: 2 or 3 or 4 non-opposable thumbs that is Phil Austin: tor: what in the name of Robinson Jeffers are you talking about? g about TOR Hershman: Google Tor Hershman beam a poop LiliLament: Dex: One of our cat's has a thumb. That weird little aberration is called a Hemingway cat. TOR Hershman: Let moi see if that works ||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... klokwkdog: doctec -- they changed their Music feed and after Morning Becomes Eclectic, I switch to KEXP for an hour or so. I like to hear Cheryl Waters say, "Hit it, Herb" prior to the 4PM events listing (Herb Alpert song) LiliLament: That's cats. Dexter Fong: Lili: I think I met him/her at sloppy Joe's in Key west doctec: tor - that google search brings up http://www.soundlift.com/band/music.php?id=49248 TOR Hershman: Yeah, it works principalpoop: oops, I checked my notes, manchester, lancashire stones, too many ancestors, I have ivy instead of a tree TOR Hershman: Well, you said "Poop," just before I logged-on. doctec: "The Lion Farts Tonight" ... "The Little Bummer Boy" ... great titles there tor Rotonoto: .. principalpoop: he was talking to me LiliLament: Dex: Wouldn't surprise me. The vet says that he looks like he never misses a meal. Hemlock Stones: i guess we have a lot of genes in common PP doctec: good thing you didn't say catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to doctec and inquires "Did you want me?" principalpoop: poor llan died, bad open doctec: no catherwood i didn't ||||||||| Catherwood ignores doctec doctec: thanks cath TOR Hershman: TOR bows before Phil for his coolest PBS pledge spot EVER!!!!!!! doctec: i'll be ignoring you too klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I thought he was on holiday and letting Prescott play croquet, er run the Country... TOR Hershman: orrrrrrrrrrr was that the other Phil? principalpoop: hello cousin, maybe I have a castle there, where my ancestors used to clean up after the horses klokwkdog: after Bush did one final humiliation on him, I suppose he _did_ want to get away Hemlock Stones: Prescott couldnt run a piss up in a brewery Klok principalpoop: lol stones Dexter Fong: HS: Prescott has a bad prostrate? Dexter Fong: or prostate Hemlock Stones: hes in the doo doo now as well over his womanising and playing croquet during work hours while the boss is away doctec: we'll be starring lili's cat kahlo in a new lo-budget horror flick: "the cat that ate milford" TOR Hershman: You ancestors too, Prin. No, wait, mine had money before the white men stole it. Being white (well, light maple cream color) that's a real freakin' drag. klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yeah, but I hear he keeps Brown down to a dull roar or something when he's not playing musical bed with his secretary Honey Sanchez: bad prostate when he prostrates, dex TOR Hershman: Doc, moi's likes the kitty movie idea principalpoop: isn't prostate a conservative blog website? Hemlock Stones: yes, hes the only one fat enough to keep Blair and Brown apart, if they get close they are like plutonium
klokwkdog wonders if he's reading The Guardian just a wee bit too much... ;-) LiliLament: Of course, the action will be pretty slow. He eats, he lies down for the rest of the day.
Dexter Fong has been wondering the same TOR Hershman: Weasaltonium principalpoop: he is a cat? doctec: tor: we'll be using cardboard cutouts of the city to scale and coating the fake buildings with stuff the kitty likes - all set to a bombastic cliche horror movie score LiliLament: Kahlo, my 19 pound cat.. The one who never misses a meal. Hemlock Stones: Klok, if you read the Guardian and Private Eye Magazine you probably have a pretty good idea of what its like over here principalpoop: that is not a cat, sounds more like a puma doctec: guardian.co.uk? Dexter Fong: Lili: I frieda a Kahlo once LiliLament: No one does bombastic horror like Doc. doctec: dex: lol doctec: gee thanx lil Honey Sanchez: or a cougar or a catamount PP Dexter Fong: Then I had to split it with the soundman doctec: doc tec - bombastic horror is our specialty! LiliLament: principalpoop: He looks like a puma. principalpoop: cougar or jaguar, maybe a ferrarri klokwkdog: Hemlock -- strangely, I get more out of The Register; I'll have to czech out Private Eye TOR Hershman: In France I am know as La Chat. In Spainish speakin' lands, they call moi Le Gato. In the English they whisper of The Cat. Why? Because I am silent as the fog? No! Because I come and go as a phantom? NO! It is because I enjoy lickin' my crotch most often. Dexter Fong: Lili: Do the right thing, set him loose on the moors of Dartmoor LiliLament: Doc, I thought you'd appreciate that! TOR Hershman: Well, if'in that didn't impress Phil, phuck it. klokwkdog: Hemlock -- also, when I feel like sticking pins in myself, I'll also flip thru The Economist online LiliLament: Le Gato? Don't you mean El Gato? Hemlock Stones: Klok, If Firesign Theater did the News they would be Private Eye principalpoop: sorry, crotch licking is another chat, i made the same mistake before Dexter Fong: News Danger = Private Eye Hemlock Stones: with a touch of Mad Mag too TOR Hershman: The hounds of the basket cases, ehhh, Dex? klokwkdog: Hemlock - 'nuff said; I'll go look! ;-) klokwkdog: shatner made a horror movie? oh, I forgot, all... Dexter Fong: OOOOOOOOwooooooooo! Werecats of Dartmoor LiliLament: princ: Not sure if we want to know about your other chat, if it involves licking your own crotch. principalpoop: gateau is cake Hemlock Stones: its not as good as it was when the sadly missed Peter Cook and Spike Milligan were the major contributors but its still a good read and with the best cartoons too klokwkdog: uh, oh, toad away thyme TOR Hershman: WereEver Cats Of Teflon Rotonoto: there's a reason most humans are not double jointed... ||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Phil Austin - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dexter Fong: Roto" But what's the reason some are? Hmm?? klokwkdog: reminds me, I have to send another fastid to CNI soon... porgie: . principalpoop: crotch, oops I thought he said crutch cease: we must hzve done something to scare phil away LiliLament: Awwww, we drove Phil away. TOR Hershman: Someone smoked the other joint? Rotonoto: determination? klokwkdog: the Reaper got Phil, I think principalpoop: phil died the same disease as llan, try to remember to tell him Hemlock Stones: passes TOR another one TOR Hershman: Dang Slow PC Honey Sanchez: thanks ah clem :) porgie: great to hear the Album ah clem LiliLament: It must have had something to do with the crotch licking. Honey Sanchez: nite bambi klokwkdog: LOL principalpoop: thanks so much, keep cool bambi and ah, clem and root Dexter Fong: Goodnight Clem, and as always, thanks for the sound track of our lives ||||||||| A stretch dumpster pulls up to the front door at 11:51 PM; Phil Austin gets out and signs a few autographs before entering the Waiting room. TOR Hershman: TOR ain't been high since '81. klokwkdog: nite Clem, Bambi -- great show, JL! doctec: picture of lili's cat kahlo - http://www.doctechnical.com/kahlo.jpg cease: that came out 37 yeqars ago Hemlock Stones: wb Phil TOR Hershman: Dang I MISSSSSSSSS those Northern Calie Buzz Bombs principalpoop: he got hungry and ran away? possible Honey Sanchez: wb phil Dexter Fong: WB Phil Phil Austin: back again, had to dump everything because i got stuck in tor land cease: glad you tore yourself away TOR Hershman: Don't hassle the talent principalpoop: ahhh a panther klokwkdog: "Taffy, the Topaz-colored cat / Thinks now of this and now of that..." principalpoop: wb phil LiliLament: Aha! He arises from the depths! We thought you had suddenly become disgusted with the dialogue about the crotch lick, Phil. doctec: phil: oh dear - sounds painful TOR Hershman: YIKES!!!!!!!!! Sorry about that. Rotonoto: man falls off of train, reboards at next station- alien science implicated? LiliLament: That's crotch licking. doctec: has tor run his web pages through an html validity checker? Dexter Fong: Run Tor, run LiliLament: Doc, I didn't get to grab the pic of Kahlo. Could you repost? doctec: it takes a lickin' and keeps on ... uh ... keepin' on ... klokwkdog: DT -- has TOR himself been validated? principalpoop:http://www.doctechnical.com/kahlo.jpg doctec: picture of lili's cat kahlo - http://www.doctechnical.com/kahlo.jpg cease: lol doc TOR Hershman: Heck, my DNA won't make it through a validity checker. Not even past a Vile Lid and Tea Checker doctec: klok: lol!
klokwkdog is being kahlo'ed cease: hey phil, you gonna go on maron's show like the Other phil? TOR Hershman: I tried a Kroger's doctec: or a checker cab ah,clem: good night everyone, and thaks klokwkdog: nite Clem cease: thank You, ah doctec: and thanks go to YOU, ah clem - very entertaining show tonight. TOR Hershman: Stay on Groovin' Safari, Clem LiliLament: Goodnite, Clem. Honey Sanchez: nite clem & bambi Thank Youse!!! Hemlock Stones: many thanks Clem, you and Bambi have a good week Dexter Fong: Nite once moor, clem doctec: keep up the good work! ||||||||| Around 11:54 PM, ah,clem walks off into the sunset... Merlyn: gnite clem, thanks again klokwkdog: I can't validate myself until I get TruCrypt installed :-( principalpoop: thank you so much ah, clem Rotonoto: nite clem and bam... Dexter Fong: Klok: Is that some kinda religious reference.the one tru crypt? Phil Austin: tor: I'll listen later and I'm SURE I'll hugely enjoy it. Got sidetracked into a website you weren't responsible for Honey Sanchez: focusing on open sores ?????????:S doctec: "CNI Radio: Gettin' Ziggy With It" Hemlock Stones: Who's responsible ? Honey Sanchez: oh my Dexter Fong: "Wazz Dial up? klokwkdog: Dex - Privacy is good, Truecrypt is better... http://twit.tv/sn41 TOR Hershman: It has been a true honor, Master (Ooooo he'll like that) Austin, BUT I mean it. "How Can You Be In Two Places......" was an amaZING experience for me. Nite Nite All, Most glad I stopped by. Stay on Groovin' Safari, TOR Honey Sanchez: lol dex LiliLament: Doc, next pic of Kahlo, we should put something next to him to give a sense of scale. Say, a bowling ball. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 11:56 PM, dragging Bightrethighrehighre by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" principalpoop: night tor, watch out for hair balls Dexter Fong: Night TOR Honey Sanchez: lol lilli cease: tor doctec: thanks for that link, klok - i take it TruCrypt beats out PGP? principalpoop: hello big cease: big Dexter Fong: Watch out for balls in general Hemlock Stones: good night TOR Dexter Fong: He Big Phil Austin: goodnite mr. tor Honey Sanchez: hi big principalpoop: the empire state building doctec: lili: sure thing - i ha[ppen to have a bowling ball we can use just for that picture Bightrethighrehighre: yo' peeps.... klokwkdog: doctec -- listen to the episode. It's more for local encryption. Really deep solid encryption for your laptop files, etc. Rotonoto: the entire state building doctec: and a bowling pin too Dexter Fong: Never mind my peeps Bightrethighrehighre: greetin'z from th' stinkin' desert....!!!! Phil Austin: doc and lil have moved into the subtle world of sexual innuendo klokwkdog: doctec -- I suspect a Ford Expedition might be in order... Honey Sanchez: i still have some newborn peeps from easter cease: plly and i went to the circus, polly got hit with a rolling pin doctec: klok: ah, i see. thanks. phil: maybe not so subtle after all? Dexter Fong: Phil: Not so subt;le LiliLament: Phil: We have? Holy shit! I thought we were talking about the cat! klokwkdog: Phil -- "moved"? doctec: klok: is that anything like a hoffa expedition? Rotonoto: or a Chevy Subdivision... principalpoop: sexual innuendo talking about bowling balls? I need to get out more... cease: we got even with circus, we bought tickets but we didnt go in doctec: i.e. needle in a haystack? klokwkdog: doctec -- it's easier to find doctec: oh klokwkdog: LOL, Roto doctec: thanks for clarifying that klok. Phil Austin: it's when the balls and the pins came in, nudge, nudge, wink wink Dexter Fong: Lili: We are all wise to French double entendre Honey Sanchez: heh Hemlock Stones: say no more Phil LiliLament: Say no MOAH! principalpoop: say no more, say no more doctec: yeah, you never can tell what's gonna happen when you bring balls and pins onto the scene... :-) Hemlock Stones: lol Rotonoto: look at them spin now! klokwkdog: Lili -- doesn't the French double entendre carry _two_ Exocets? Bightrethighrehighre: ....say no MORE....!! LiliLament: There's an echo in here. Phil Austin: a wink is as good as a nudge, eh? klokwkdog: ah, FallingStars radio is playing City's "Am Fenster" ||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| porgie - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Honey Sanchez: to a blind horse yeh Hemlock Stones: no thats a super entendre klok Dexter Fong: ..but not as good as a good right to the body Bightrethighrehighre: ....depends on the nudge.... doctec: or in algebraic terms: wink = nudge principalpoop: the fiddlers got porgie principalpoop: photo-graphs? LiliLament: Ah, that's my geek.... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. Rotonoto: he didn't have an adge...
klokwkdog recalls that Lili used to keep F-111s running Bightrethighrehighre: didja get a look at the mouth on that blind gift horse....? Hemlock Stones: a nod is as good as a wink Doc Dexter Fong: Wake up Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood wakes up. Rotonoto: Catherwood punches out early, as usual ||||||||| Catherwood punchess out early as usual. LiliLament: Yes, Klok. What made you think of that? doctec: wink2 * nudge2 = winknudge2 klokwkdog: the French double entendre thread... Dexter Fong: What the hell is a Punchess? Phil Austin: does the invocation of Catherwood automatically bring him to life? ||||||||| Catherwood hands him to life. klokwkdog: 2 + 2 = 5 (for moderately large values of 2) Dexter Fong: YOu got it Phil Austin: spooooooky doctec: dex: punchess and judy - famous lesbian puppet show Rotonoto: thas a chassis punches' dudess Dexter Fong: lol doc Hemlock Stones: Life ? that pushing it a bit Phil klokwkdog: Merlyn has done some spooky things to this chat, Phil principalpoop: he alive I say, alive ahahahahaha Dexter Fong: S&M Lesbians too doctec: catherwood lives on in bot form ||||||||| Catherwood livess on in bot form. LiliLament: How about moribund? Will that work? Phil Austin: wink squared equals the root of nudge Rotonoto: the duke and dudess of punch klokwkdog: Phil - he's got it so it watches you through the Apple eye on the MacBook cover even when it's turned off... Hemlock Stones: Catherwood has joined the SS ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Hemlock Stones and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Phil Austin: catherwood is an idiot ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Phil Austin and asks "Did you want something?" Honey Sanchez: hehe apple forks it doctec: well, there's still a few bugs to work out with catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood ignores doctec Dexter Fong: Catherwood likes to stress the sibilants ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!" cease: you hear proctor on marc maron's show, phil? Phil Austin: I guess idiot is the wrong concept Dexter Fong: Catherwood, gibberish ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Fong and says "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!" doctec: how much cather would a catherwood wood if a cather could wood wood? ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside doctec and mumbles "Did you want me?" Honey Sanchez: catherwood , would you please put on the latex now? ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Honey Sanchez and mumbles "Would you like something?" principalpoop: now, no, don't be pedantic Rotonoto: stiff idiot the worst kind? Hemlock Stones: maybe an idibot Phil Austin: catski: no I didn't, although I've been talking to him a lot lately about non-political matters klokwkdog: Phil - Merlyn has implemented a variant of the old "Eliza" conversation algorithm for Catherwood. I think that's what he said. ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past klokwkdog doctec: hey, no ethni slurs here - let's show some respect for the pedantics doctec: ethinc cease: i hear phip p is coming to vancouver for his daugthher's wedding Phil Austin: would catherwood like something? ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Phil Austin and says "Do you have something for me to do?" cease: i hope we can meet when he's here
klokwkdog liked "ethni" better principalpoop: give phil a toasted almond catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood hands phil a toasted almond. Rotonoto: pedantics not disabled, simply verbally challenged Phil Austin: vancouver cat: not until next year, from what I hear doctec: give phil a few accolates catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gives phil a few accolates.
Dexter Fong is disappointed to find out Kelsey Grammar is a Bush supporter, and him a mutant too Rotonoto: catherwood catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Rotonoto and queries "Yes?" cease: i hope his son in law's dads is out of work by then doctec: oops - acolytes? cease: he's preimier of our province Phil Austin: give poop a kiss, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gives poop a kiss. principalpoop: lades hehe accolades doctec: acco-lades!!!! cease: hes kinda like our ronald reagan, with smaller teeth doctec: catherwood swings both was? ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past doctec Phil Austin: bot control, what a thrill doctec: ways? klokwkdog: has to keep filing them down, eh Cat? principalpoop: oh my goodness, you have browser breath C doctec: catherwood: close b close mo ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to doctec and mumbles "Would you like something?" Phil Austin: catherwood, give klok some growing rat teeth ||||||||| Catherwood brings klok some growing rat teeth. doctec: hmm, doesn't work like in the future fair... :-/
klokwkdog fears for his brain Dexter Fong: Doc T: Try mode not mo Phil Austin: catherwood, give catherwood some catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood brings some. doctec: or is that the wrong command? catherwood, clothes b clothes mode... ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to doctec and mumbles "Something I can help with?" klokwkdog: catherwood, complete this sentence ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past klokwkdog Phil Austin: hah, he's getting confused doctec: no, that's not right either doctec: guess i'll have to go off and read the manuel klokwkdog: Phil -- "getting"? Phil Austin: catherwood, confuse doctec ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Phil Austin and mumbles "Someone mention my name?" Rotonoto: catherwood is so deliciously... vague... ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Rotonoto and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give Doc Tech your pants ||||||||| Catherwood gives doc tech your pants. klokwkdog: what time is it Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 12:08 AM, on the dot!" Dexter Fong: What dot is dat klokwkdog: well, at least he's within 10 minutes... doctec: catherwood can't confuse me any more than i already am ||||||||| Catherwood confuses doctec any more than i already am. LiliLament: Catherwood, you can't tell time! ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 12:08 AM" principalpoop: lol Hemlock Stones: he got one of those watches from Taiwan too klokwkdog: LOL, DT! doctec: and hey, thanks for those pants - i was looking for those! Rotonoto: catherwood, how many are we? ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Rotonoto and queries "Did you want something?" Honey Sanchez: Catherwood you have been such a gentleman to me this evening, thank you, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood toes Honey Sanchez this evening thank you. Phil Austin: catherwood, gather wood ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Phil Austin Dexter Fong: Check for your wallet Hemlock Stones: lol LiliLament: No, Catherwood, it's midnight on the east coast. ||||||||| Catherwood ignores LiliLament Phil Austin: and rightly so Honey Sanchez: hey i never said you could toe me, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood toes Honey Sanchez. Hemlock Stones: youve upset him now Phil doctec: that's least coast to californians LiliLament: Catherwood, you're a prick. ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to LiliLament and queries "Do you have something for me to do?" klokwkdog: yes, this coast is on the right doctec: leastern daynight time principalpoop: robots rules of order, no fair ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TOR Hershman - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Phil Austin: Lili is much too high class for catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Phil Austin and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Rotonoto: toed away, toed away... LiliLament: Yes, Catherwood, bite me. ||||||||| Catherwood bites LiliLament. Phil Austin: fight brewing with Cath doctec: catherwood, give lili a big hug from doctec ||||||||| Catherwood hands lili a big hug from doctec. principalpoop: an epidemic of jaundice LiliLament: Owwww.... Honey Sanchez: lol roto first time i have ever been toe'd by a bot doctec: well, that's not exactly what i meant principalpoop: hehe lili hehe oops wrong chat again Hemlock Stones: catherwood, give Lili a tetanus shot ||||||||| Catherwood brings lili a tetanus shot. Phil Austin: Where is Merlyn? Is that him behind the curtain? LiliLament: Thanks, Phil. You can bet that I won't be asking Catherwood to bite me again. ||||||||| Catherwood bites LiliLament again. principalpoop: ouch Rotonoto: jaundice it is! give him the antidote... Honey Sanchez: owie doctec: merlyn is most likely off doing his coding alchemy thing Hemlock Stones: catherwood, another shot please ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Hemlock Stones and yells "oh, fuck off Hemlock Stones!" Phil Austin: Catherwood, bite yourself ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Phil Austin and mumbles "Something I can help with?" Dexter Fong: Careful Lili, he's always listening Phil Austin: The curtain is shaking strangely doctec: which he does quite well, i must say klokwkdog: well, folx, it really is midnite on the right coast, and I can just see the oncoming storm breaking in half on either side of my poor abode as it drifts out to sea Dexter Fong: Victorian sex Rotonoto: pay no attention... LiliLament: Catherwood should get a job as a phlebotomist at the VA. I'm already down a quart this month. ||||||||| Catherwood gives a job as a phlebotomist at the va i'm already down a quart this month.
Honey Sanchez giggles do not watch the shaking from behind the curtain principalpoop: pay no attention to that man behind the curtain klokwkdog: so I'm going to break away, too. Have a great evening all! Phil Austin: Catherwood, get Dexter Fong some tacos ||||||||| Catherwood brings dexter fong some tacos. doctec: catherwood you're making phil unhappy happy ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to doctec and inquires "Would you like something?" doctec: (hah cath couldn't parse that one) klokwkdog: goodnight, Catherwood; keep 'em flying! ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to klokwkdog and yells "oh, fuck off klokwkdog!" doctec: catherwood would like something ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past doctec Dexter Fong: Muchas Gracias El Senor Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!" Phil Austin: unhappy macnam klokwkdog: sigh klokwkdog: bye everyone |||||||||
