||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 04, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Firebroiled close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 7:47 AM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room. Firebroiled: Iâ€m down! Thank you, Dear Friends, Iâ€m down, Iâ€m grounded, safe and sound, trailing clouds of glory, Iâ€m down. And Iâ€m marching! Yes, Dear Friends, Iâ€m marching to dinner! ‘Cause Godamighty, Iâ€m hungray! Yes! Iâ€m hungray! Safe and sound and hungray! Firebroiled: Say that three times fast...... ||||||||| Firebroiled leaves to catch the 7:47 AM train to Billville. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:55 PM and ah,clem steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd disembarks at 8:56 PM. llanwydd: we're early ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, what,boom,bride' ah,clem: hi ll llanwydd: hi clem ah,clem: just posting topic ah,clem: on in about 6 min llanwydd: what's on cni tonight? ah,clem: what this country needs, boom . bust, bride of firesign llanwydd: how can I be in... llanwydd: when I'm not... ah,clem: by request ah,clem: ok, off to get stream set up, BBL ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" llanwydd: ok llanwydd: u iz afk llanwydd: dat's "away from de kosmos" ||||||||| Merlyn steps in at 9:02 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. llanwydd: catherwood, bring me a toasted brazil nut. ||||||||| Catherwood gives llanwydd a toasted brazil nut. llanwydd: hey, merl! Merlyn: hello dere llanwydd: what's up for cni? llanwydd: the germans don't know anything about cni Merlyn: what if José Jiménéz sang the national anthem? llanwydd: neither do we llanwydd: my name jose jimenez llanwydd: Jose can you see? ||||||||| "9:06 PM? 9:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bambi should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bambi enters and sits on the divan. llanwydd: hey bambi! llanwydd: how are ye Bambi: hey llanwydd :-) Bambi: hi Merlyn and of course Clem! llanwydd: I wish I got cni but I can't get it llanwydd: don't know why not llanwydd: let's take bets on who doesn't show up tonight llanwydd: I'm joking of course Merlyn: hi there, AFK for a bit ||||||||| cease tiptoes in around 9:09 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." llanwydd: but if anybody is hit or miss it is kend cease: of course as soon as i return, austin vanishes llanwydd: hey, cat! cease: llll cease: is few inutes on? Bambi: hey Cat llanwydd: we're betting on who doesn't show up tonight cease: hey merl cease: did anyone but me post about proctor on marc maron last thurs? llanwydd: I never thought to nominate you ||||||||| "9:10 PM? 9:10 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter Fong enters and sits at the bar. cease: im listenign to majoriyt report now. proc or better yet bergman should be on this show as guest llanwydd: what's this about proctor, cat? cease: dont you think, dex? llanwydd: YO, DEX! Dexter Fong: Heydy cease: did proc break thru the air america barfier? cease: proc was on marc maron lawst thrus night cease: its in the archigves cease: spelling will be a porbl3m llanwydd: anybody besides me tape movies of TCM?
Dexter Fong wonders if Cat is typing using chop sticks ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mudhead disembarks at 9:12 PM. cease: not chpeed. still sprouting llanwydd: of... i mean off Dexter Fong: Hey Mud llanwydd: yo, muddy Mudhead: hiya all Merlyn: cat, you have a link to the archive with proc? I'll send out an email on him llanwydd: any FST being released soon on VHS or DVD? ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Purity-Of-Tween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:13 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule... Purity-Of-Tween: Have you ever seen a commie drink solid coffee, Mandrake? cease: ok but it might be cuz i. air america premium llanwydd: yo, tween! Dexter Fong: Hi Nanc...er Tweeny Purity-Of-Tween: Evenin' all... cease: i think they make archives inaccesible cease: thatw qwhere they get their money cease: worth it to me llanwydd: well no I don't suppose I have, gen. ripper Merlyn: I think some stuff fairly soon, llan, not sure on details, bubba's brain would know Purity-Of-Tween: Nanc was my HS sweetheart. There she was, spread eagle on the floor... cease: i can tape show and send as mp3 to someone cease: but realy, proc should have it from the show itself llanwydd: thanks merl Purity-Of-Tween: Please include me, Cat. cease: is this the album that edgar bulington was toalkng about? llanwydd: you've been watching tcm, purity cease: at was a great piece by him just posted. cease: burton cuminngs a fan. llanwydd: toalking about? interesting Mudhead: tokin about Purity-Of-Tween: Actually, got it from the library. Are they really going to do a remake of Strangelove? Merlyn: toadying about Purity-Of-Tween: A perfectly NORML thing to say, LL... llanwydd: I wrote a musical piece once called "Toquinana Roach" llanwydd: for guitar Dexter Fong: ...and Bong-a-roon Bambi: hey Dex, Mudhead, Tweeny :-) Purity-Of-Tween: That could be a MX brand, if they go through with decriminalization LL. Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi Bambi: was searching for an email from years ago LOL Purity-Of-Tween: 'Lo deer... Bambi: how are you all tonight? ||||||||| 9:19 PM: principalpoop jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" llanwydd: we're all fine, how are we? llanwydd: yo, pp! principalpoop: evening Purity-Of-Tween: Purely Peaceful, Bambi Dexter Fong: El Poop! Purity-Of-Tween: Hey P... principalpoop: my ears were burning, oops, I put my cigarette in a wrong hole again Purity-Of-Tween: Who IS we? principalpoop: we are us, I think, maybe cease: we is twee? llanwydd: have you had your rain water and grain alcohol, tween? Purity-Of-Tween: Possibly... Mudhead: lol cease: poop Purity-Of-Tween: Lone Star, with the finest TX Colorado mud. principalpoop: watch out for the hallabulutions Bambi: glad to hear it Tweeny Mudhead: yes? llanwydd: what you guys and gals gonna have for suppa tonite? principalpoop: wb cat how was la la land? Mudhead: thats my cousin Mudhead: Tex Colorado Mudhead Purity-Of-Tween: What's cheese for the mouse is a snack for the rat. principalpoop: going to havana principalpoop: do the huh? Merlyn: cat, was proctor's appearance on marc maron a surprise to you? I never heard about it ahead of time... llanwydd: you gotta be kiddin llanwydd: I've never even heard of marc maron Mudhead: Is my ear wax coming from the candle Im burning at both ends? principalpoop: didn't whats his name take whoists to havana in guys and dolls? llanwydd: is he an entertainer, stand-up comic? radio personality? Purity-Of-Tween: Procman really gets around. Much more than the others, apparently. All the theater he's doing makes me wish I lived in Cal. Purity-Of-Tween: Maron's background is stand-up, but he's great on the radio as well. principalpoop: sky masterson Dexter Fong: Luke Sky Masterson llanwydd: sky masterson? not familiar principalpoop: feel the east side force Dexter Fong: llan: Guys and Dolls llanwydd: I've heard of Bat Masterson Dexter Fong: Played by Marlon Brando in the movie version llanwydd: That's interesting! Guys and Dolls was on Jeopardy tonight ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johnny Piano disembarks at 9:26 PM. principalpoop: hey JP Johnny Piano: Thanks, Happy! Purity-Of-Tween: Sky Masterson is when he takes to the air in search of insects. cease: hey, piano, man llanwydd: a question/answer about the author. and I don't even remember the author's name Dexter Fong: Johnny Pianisimo Purity-Of-Tween: Lo dere, JP... Johnny Piano: Whaz real? llanwydd: howdy, mr. piano! principalpoop: no no, that is burt lancaster, or elza Merlyn: talk forte, piano Dexter Fong: llan: Author was Ring Lardner...based upon a number of short sotries of his Mudhead: ow come Im always after Merlyn? Johnny Piano: Goin' deaf, Merlyn? cease: mewrl, didnt proc tell you about the marno show? principalpoop: you have my permissimo llanwydd: what did lancaster play, pp? cease: i owuld have liked to phave seen that posted somethwerhe Purity-Of-Tween: forte, fifty, however far the amp can crank cease: found out a week later and i wasa in la then Johnny Piano: Careful, Mud - Merl could have you arrested llanwydd: not very familiar with Lardner Merlyn: I thought the max was 11, tween principalpoop: he was from the circus, an acro bat cease: i could have invaded the show, stole maron's drugs llanwydd: I only know he was blacklisted Dexter Fong: Wow! Just talking about drugs cleans up Cat's typing principalpoop: I did not know that ah,clem: he he Johnny Piano: Typing in the dark? Purity-Of-Tween: Saw Allen's movie about the blacklist called "The Front" recently. Good movie. cease: it's a xmeiracle! principalpoop: the rain maker was a fun movie, not the same as the sal bellow novel Mudhead: Headlines from the year 2029! Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California cease: did yall see goodn ight and good luck? Purity-Of-Tween: He can sweat! principalpoop: he he ahhh, clem hehe Johnny Piano: It's a Golda Meiracle! Purity-Of-Tween: Lol, Mud... llanwydd: LOL, jp! Johnny Piano: Oy vey, llan cease: their's golda in there golan hills llanwydd: Gold in my ear Purity-Of-Tween: Ironic Times had a great headline about MX having to put up fence to keep out Americans after decriminalization. Mudhead: Headlines from the year 2029! White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Johnny Piano: Golan- Globus? cease: i should read ironic times more offten\ Johnny Piano: Spanglish Mudhead: Headlines from the year 2029! Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. llanwydd: let's all speak esperanto Johnny Piano: Jose, can you see? cease: heairng an alubm of firesing live is not so good llanwydd: actually that's only a written language Purity-Of-Tween: Krasssner really does come up with some good stuff, Cat. ||||||||| Outside, the 9:32 PM crosstown bus from Rhode Island pulls away, leaving klokwkdog coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. cease: thier stage show works visuallyk not as their made for ear work llanwydd: how do you figure, cat? cease: ive been knowinbg that for a long time, tweeny principalpoop: clik klok Dexter Fong: Cat: It's *not* really FST, it's Sprockman and Bungler Purity-Of-Tween: I speak double-esperanto w/almond. llanwydd: I love the album "Lawyer's Hospital". Purity-Of-Tween: Ruff... cease: last week ausint toalked aobut this neick danger box set? Mudhead: Headlines from the year 2029! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. cease: i hate it, but thats jsut me principalpoop: the original sprockman or the replacement? Dexter Fong: Hey Klok klokwkdog: first off, Ken DeBusk (Dr. Headphones) is hell-bent for Cincinnati truck stop and says hi Johnny Piano: Yeah, the Danger box - read the chat...any details? principalpoop: yes he did Bambi: hi Klok klokwkdog: hey, folks, poop, dex, cat Bambi: princep cease: gotta keep cincinatis's reidezvous with destinhy llanwydd: didn't care for "Fighting Clowns" Bambi: hey Johnny Mudhead: hiya klok klokwkdog: hi bambi principalpoop: put the metal to your pedal good buddy and 10-5 cease: klocko ramama Purity-Of-Tween: Wish PK would do the Realist again, even if it was only quarterly. klokwkdog: hey mud Johnny Piano: Hey Klok, tell Ken the Piano has been drinking Johnny Piano: Yo Bambi principalpoop: howdy bambi cease: not me Bambi: that was actually supposed to be "hi princep :-) Purity-Of-Tween: Fight Clowns is weak compared to other stuff. principalpoop: no I am not, got anything for me? Purity-Of-Tween: Oh, Afghanistan sure does ring true these days, though. klokwkdog: Johnny -- i was on the fone earlier with him on the road, had to rush out and get din-din, so it was some time ago. He said an hour to truckstop, but doubt he has laptop with him llanwydd: still smoking your grandparents, these days? cease: i can thikn of half a dozen alubms i wished they never made, even though all of them had fine moments llanwydd: etcetera etcetera Johnny Piano: Klok: no worries, thought you were still logged with him cease: i thinik when i was away for a wek, grandparents morphed into sometihng more pleasent klokwkdog: johnny -- nice Waits riff, tho' llanwydd: something like that cease: now i have the company of my actual parents to provide olofactory pungentry
Dexter Fong though he has his favorites is grateful for any and all FST Purity-Of-Tween: LOL, Cat... llanwydd: LOL
Johnny Piano blushes principalpoop: pagentry? Purity-Of-Tween: Hope it's working out reasonably well with the folks, Cat. Johnny Piano: Catherwood, please bring me a glass of red wine ||||||||| Catherwood brings Johnny Piano a glass of red wine. Purity-Of-Tween: Parents on Parade? llanwydd: have another toke of grandpa Johnny Piano: Thanks, Catherwood - here's a fin to go with your scales ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Johnny Piano cease: im fkling up on sangria as susual Mudhead: oh no, a station broke principalpoop: bonjour ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'TOR', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:37 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... Purity-Of-Tween: What, no gria Cat? TOR: Howdy do, All. Purity-Of-Tween: Hi TOR... principalpoop: hi tor Dexter Fong: High TOR llanwydd: good to see you again, tor cease: my fingers don t sem to rech the designasted letters too often Johnny Piano: Aren't you missing a consonant, TOR? cease: tor cease: tort cease: torte Dexter Fong: torn principalpoop: or a vowel TOR: Well, Dex, moi had a cup of kava a while ago. Dexter Fong: tora Johnny Piano: Or perhaps I'm thinking of a vowel movement... TOR: Constantly, Johnny cease: oh you tee hee Purity-Of-Tween: Yeah, but he's a reformed tort. Dexter Fong: JP: YOu must mean a dipthong cease: tora tora, buring bright principalpoop: thee gret vowil sheft Johnny Piano: Dex, I'm commando. TOR: No, a reformed tart *blush* principalpoop: reconstituted Dexter Fong: JP: I'm ranger llanwydd: was ist commando? TOR: Lone? Johnny Piano: MIghty Morphin'? principalpoop: can I be something to? can I? can I? Dexter Fong: Sure, how much Purity-Of-Tween: He tells everyone what to do. TOR: Cool cease: sounds like a nelwy leglaized mexican drug cease: the firesign could do a commercail for it Johnny Piano: What would you like to be, Poop? cease: Mighty Morphiine cease: Power, Ranger? Mudhead: Not legalized! DeCriminalized Purity-Of-Tween: Unfortunately, Fox bowed to US pressure from what I heard. principalpoop: I don't know, this is all so exciting and new to me Johnny Piano: LOL, Cat Dexter Fong: Poop, you can be all you want to be in the New Mexican Airforce principalpoop: I am a little shy, maybe a private? Mudhead: Imagine, a whole country high on rye Johnny Piano: Wile E. Coyote Purity-Of-Tween: It'd be pretty funny. A flood of illegal US immigrants coming over the border. cease: mex will probly do what van did. lower the level of persecution of usery principalpoop: pumpernickle cease: i thkn london did that too, in one part cease: its still illegal in lhollasnd, jsjt not enforced Mudhead: gesundheit Johnny Piano: Baked on bread principalpoop: he wrote white fang too TOR: Stole a chicken, too. TOR: Cool Purity-Of-Tween: The Scarlet Pumpernickle? cease: jack london? ive read a numbre of his books. very ecelctoc Dexter Fong: i STOLE A CHICKEN STOLE ONCE Purity-Of-Tween: Better than mink, Dex? TOR: Fur sure ? llanwydd: I'm interested to know. Does anybody know if FST is popular in non-english-speaking areas? principalpoop: hehe scar let him pump her nickle hehe Johnny Piano: Steal chicken stool pigeon Dexter Fong: Tween: Not really but much cheaper Dexter Fong: start raven principalpoop: which side of a chicken has the most the feathers? the outside Purity-Of-Tween: Cat said they had a fan base in Japan, but I haven't heard of other countries. klokwkdog: london's stuff when he was just drinking was pretty good; his stuff when he was /really/ drinking was awful Dexter Fong: llan: Jah, Oui, Si, and Chu betcha principalpoop: Greece and Turkey Mudhead: Ders a small following in Iceland llanwydd: ? dex Johnny Piano: You gotta greece the turkey principalpoop: yah the danes like monty python and FST too Purity-Of-Tween: That's because the can use the FS to warm themselves, har, har, har... Dexter Fong: How many turkeys have swum the english chanel cease: i played firesing on japanese radio in 74-75, and they were on us military station quite a bit TOR: Hey, that ain't feces. Look who's #2 one the All Genres Chart at this German site http://www.soundlift.com cease: in the 70s and i heard eat or be eaten on fen in the 80s llanwydd: denmark? that's incredible! Purity-Of-Tween: Was that Okinawa, Cat? principalpoop: they all can understand english Mudhead: If curiosity kills cats, why hasn't evolution come up with less curious cats? principalpoop: I think only 3 million in the country cease: no fen is everywhere. the us miliatry statino . plays good music, now i hear it plays limbaugh but thnakufly not my my era cease: lots of old time radio shows and psorts Dexter Fong: Nice going TOR Johnny Piano: C'mere Joe, me love you long time TOR: Less things to be curious about. llanwydd: what did you guys have for supper tonight? cease: ive never been to okinawa llanwydd: I'm trying to decide what to have Johnny Piano: I've never been to me llanwydd: had curry last night TOR: Thanks, Dex. Moi was #1 for a little over 2 weeks awhile ago. Johnny Piano: Hot honey garlic wings, llan TOR: Yes, I do have it on the calender cease: i ttried a new brand of frozen lasagan Purity-Of-Tween: Looks like they're moving some troops out after all these years because of the really nasty incidents that have been occuring. cease: both fumiyo and i enjoyed it llanwydd: sounds delicious, jp cease: indeed tween cease: the gis are not welcome there TOR: Troops? From Where? Johnny Piano: They were quite tasty, llan llanwydd: I'm probably going to try a new rice concoction Purity-Of-Tween: More or less a colonial possession since WWII. Dexter Fong: Rizo con De Liza TOR: Ah Ha Dexter Fong: or Rice Minelli cease: be sure and cook her lnog enough, dex principalpoop: about time for something made with thyme llan Purity-Of-Tween: From Okinawa. Big bone of contention with the Japanese. Johnny Piano: Sounds like it could be tough meat, Dex Dexter Fong: Take a cup of rice, add a handful of downers and a half quart of vodka TOR: Rice? Mill any? Purity-Of-Tween: Going to relocate some of them to Guam. Johnny Piano: Contented bones in Japan? TOR: Ok Dexter Fong: Tween: Japanese always envious of US big bone Purity-Of-Tween: Red beans, and you have tonight's special at Mernoches Bomba Shelter. llanwydd: LOL dex! Johnny Piano: Gimme a Sleepy Joe Purity-Of-Tween: _That's_ why Cheney visits so often... principalpoop: I don't think that is poriticarry collect. Johnny Piano: Maybe Cheney's goin' huntin' Dexter Fong: JP: Try a Ghetto Blaster, amphetamine and asphalt Johnny Piano: New or old asphalt, Dex? Dexter Fong: What this listener needs is a refill principalpoop: ahhh, the voice of ahhh, clem klokwkdog: Yeah, right. "You troops are being relocated to 'Guam' ". Sure. "Guam", Iraq, probably... TOR: Ass Fault.....San Ann Donkey klokwkdog: Play Canadian Sunset! Purity-Of-Tween: Clem - the DJ that cares... Mudhead: I'd like some violins Johnny Piano: sax and violins? Purity-Of-Tween: You mean Iran, don't you Klok? ah,clem ) llanwydd: anybody seen the video "Weirdly Cool"? How is it? TOR: MOST COOL principalpoop: let it be sung by waylon jennings TOR: Well, the televison was. Purity-Of-Tween: Caught a bit of it when it first aired. TOR: I haven't viewed the video. cease: this album does have its moments Johnny Piano: Two sides of coin, llan - to have FST on vid at all is worth admission...but not as good as could have been Purity-Of-Tween: Tween like WJ. Mudhead: yes, that was one cease: and i like its oz/noir qualities klokwkdog: Tweeny -- no, they're saving Iran for October, just B4 the election cease: weidrdly cool is thier one shot at tv fame. cease: they gave it their best klokwkdog: Oh goodie! B.B TOR: I thought, havin' listened to the LP soooooooo often, that I'd be disappointed BUT it was a GREAT SHOW cease: hough there are no production values, per se Mudhead: mayor Pizziznose! Purity-Of-Tween: Is there a video of the London gig? I'd really like to see it. cease: its filmed stage acting Johnny Piano: There's that consonantal problem..."N" or "Q"? klokwkdog: Ilan -- it's a very good redo of the basic riffs from earlier albums, in character, with costumes and very well done principalpoop: pieta consontas pieta consontas, lalalalalala Purity-Of-Tween: Not much of set. Cool to see them do the characters, though. Johnny Piano: I wish "Weirdly Cool" could have been perhaps more like EYKIW cease: i disagfree johnny Purity-Of-Tween: Still gotta get a copy of the EYKIW video. cease: eky is from an era when you didnt expect muich from home movies klokwkdog: Ilan -- Doc Technical has a video of the WLIW presentation (PBS) /with/ the pledge breaks, complete with an announcer who's reduced to a Deer-in-the-Headlights mode by Proctor and Bergman with her cease: now anyone can do a pro job for cheap Johnny Piano: Elaborate, Cat cease: you owuld not expect such amatuerusim from firesign klokwkdog: not to mention their ROFL comments on the (I think literally) Catholic High School girls answering the phones cease: their message has always been so avante garde, they could hardly look like hicks cease: elemlentary school kids could make better loking flicks than eyk Johnny Piano: But I feel that by filming the show in front of a studio audience, they kinda slowed down the usual chemistry Purity-Of-Tween: No DVD, no ESP! TOR: Bill Hicks? cease: werildy cool could not compete tech wise cease: for whatever reason klokwkdog: cat -- I thought so until I saw South Park Johnny Piano: I certainly don't mean to compare the technical quality, but rather the setting klokwkdog: i suppose SP is "art" and they work hard to make it look clunky TOR: Respect my authoritaaaay cease: it was like most comedy shows. close ups of actors saying funny things Purity-Of-Tween: Hicks was great. He's sorely missed. cease: not the visual grandchild of ernie kovacs it might have been cease: im sure the lads woult protet budge liemittinos TOR: Ernie Kovacs *bows*
Dexter Fong FST has always done a certain amount of staging of their shows..while the emphasis is certainly on the audio aspect, they do give a nod to the visual aspects....bare boned though it may be cease: yes south park is as good as the firesign in its own domain cease: even if ausitn doewsnt like it Johnny Piano: Parker & Stone are damn clever guys TOR: Dough Mane, a sticky lion Bambi: well found the email from years ago that I needed :-) cease: i do havce to access the adult swim stuff someday Bambi: hi TOR Johnny Piano: Petomaine cease: hi bambi ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. cease: hows it bambing? TOR: Cool for you, Bambi Bambi: yeah, it was from 2001 Purity-Of-Tween: Somebody wind up Catherwood. He's starting to lose time again. ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:01 PM" Bambi: doing well Cat and you? cease: bada? TOR: & Hi Mudhead: Where did he lose it? Johnny Piano: Bing ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rotonoto inside, makes a note of the time (10:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. principalpoop: hi rotonoto klokwkdog: HI ROTO! Johnny Piano: Roto! llanwydd: catherwood, mix me a toasted h bomb ||||||||| Catherwood mixes llanwydd a toasted h bomb.
Bambi waves hi back to TOR Purity-Of-Tween: And time to play - eat the reeeapper.... cease: rototrotoro principalpoop: I was lost listening to the mayor Rotonoto: Tap tap tap- Is this thing on? Thank you, Senator... Bambi: hey Roto! Dexter Fong: Oh Roto, like premium fool, my high test feeling as you roar into station Mudhead: ahh, rotonoto Purity-Of-Tween: ah, Roto... so good to be seeing you again... Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double toasted almond ||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi a double toasted almond. TOR: Moi no know, Roto, But Hi Rotonoto: like little corn flower tortilla, my ethanol-flavored intense feeling for it...
Bambi says one for me and one for my allergies lol principalpoop: started drinking already bambi? tsk-tsk cough cough Rotonoto: (Hi, all- howza?) klokwkdog: roto ancient participant from before the beginning. DALnet daze! Purity-Of-Tween: Speaking of premium, Willie's Biodiesel is a penny cheaper than regular here. Anybody have biodiesel available in their area? Rotonoto: Bambi- you don't want to count the elevator boy?!? principalpoop: bowza thanks, and youse? Johnny Piano: It is after 10pm in Bambiland...I think she's allowed Bambi: yeah, I can afford it these virtual drinks aren't very strong ;-) Mudhead: yes, only on alternate Tuesdays Rotonoto: well, I'm still not insane... klokwkdog: can't use biodiesel, and since they've adulterated the grease with hydrocarbons, I can't even eat it Rotonoto: (or at least I have three friends who have been paid to say so) Dexter Fong: Don't blame me, I'm not responsible TOR: No public office for you, Roto Mudhead: but those hydrocarbons add flavor Johnny Piano: Park and lock it principalpoop: oh that is right, you owe me money crazy guy Bambi: wow, haven't been to or even thought of DALnet in a long time .. Johnny Piano: How 'bout that Rep. Kennedy? Rotonoto: yeah, man, park it and lock it- and remember the alamo or whatever klokwkdog: Mud -- they cause cancer and US invasions Purity-Of-Tween: On the contrary, TOR. He has to hear voices telling to invade foriegn countries. Bambi: shame we didn't find FST chat back then Purity-Of-Tween: What about him, JP? Rotonoto: yes, before the beginning... TOR: Drivin' them wild, but not dead, like his uncle Johnny Piano: Had a little car accident late this morning in DC... TOR: Uncle? Johnny Piano: Dad, more like Mudhead: Who does the music for FST? TOR: For sure, Purity Rotonoto: DC- ugh! Purity-Of-Tween: Ran over and intern in his office? Dexter Fong: Mud: A variety of people have dome music for them Johnny Piano: That's a question for Phil, Mud Dexter Fong: done principalpoop: the big willy TOR: Wrong turn intern Purity-Of-Tween: Yeah, Mud. God question. Often wondered that myself, Mudhead: where is Phil? Purity-Of-Tween: God questions FST music. klokwkdog: hey, Tweeny -- San Antonio got ink in /Salon/ this week as shining example of happy illegals and ordinary laborers working harmoniously side by side in 110º heat for virtually nothing to build a mall. Dexter Fong: Gentlemen, check your album notes Purity-Of-Tween: AS soon as most of us leave, he'll show up ;) Mudhead: true Mudhead: it was nice to finally have one of the boys here Johnny Piano: Set yer clock for Pacific Dexter Fong: If we all leave now and come back in ..say 5 minutes, maybe he'll be here...the true white brother klokwkdog: love this commercial Purity-Of-Tween: It'd be pretty hard to do construction in TX without Mexicans. cease: this album principalpoop: we have mexicans building roads in virginia too cease: blends the worstr of pb albums with the bewst of their albums Rotonoto: hey Bambi- what is the correct syntax for the CNI radio address to put into WMP? Johnny Piano: Beaners...they'll kick you in the face Purity-Of-Tween: As Paul Rodriguez says, "If you don't like Mexicans in your country, pick up a leaf blower". :) TOR: An erection in Texas....Willie Nelson sang that, didn't he? cease: they stumble into vaudivllean bergamn and proc yale days too mcuh cease: but there are great ideas and lines throughout klokwkdog: Roto -- IP is at cniradio.com Purity-Of-Tween: Hi, I'm Huge Howdy. Bambi: CNI Radio :-) Bambi: lol cease: this is austin's nascar affection tlakin TOR: Speakin' of IP Bambi:http://216.234.115.10:8000/ klokwkdog:http://216.234.115.10:8000/ TOR: You think that's a problem....have you seen Ms. Petterson's (Elvira) new tv gig? klokwkdog: oops Dexter Fong: Hey Tweeny, how's Kinky's campaign doing TOR:http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_5719.html principalpoop: no more toasted almonds for bambi, ahh she relented Bambi: or you can use: http://www.cniradio.com/cniradio.m3u Purity-Of-Tween: He made the signature quota, so he's going for it. Should be great fun. TX politics is a contact sport. Johnny Piano: I'll bite, TOR - what's up with Cassandra? principalpoop: or you can call me bill Rotonoto: Nope, I'm at home and this machine doesn't like this address WMP sez 'no can do' Dexter Fong: or you can bill me at home klokwkdog: lemme try, roto TOR: Great idàr for a tv show. I thought so when I had on August 15, Bambi: or the listen.pls that Clem put at the top of the page on the topic here Rotonoto: it barfed on that address, too principalpoop: put the lipstick on my bill clerk TOR:http://torhershman.blogspot.com/ check the August 15 date cease: hows it going in dc, roto? cease: merl you here? TOR: Same ole, Same ole, for moi. cease: maybre ill ask elayne Rotonoto: cat-, I'm gonna find out next week- two different social events in DC with friends... klokwkdog: roto -- go to blank area on WMP, right-click, use File->Open URL and away you go cease: vacation,m johnny? cease: did you go to library of congress event? cease: you could have seen the lads live few weeks ago Rotonoto: klok- that's what I'm trying to feed the urls to, it sez no way jose klokwkdog: Cat -- only 3 of them were there cease: as it were, kloik Purity-Of-Tween: You ever been to the Childe Harold at Connecticut & P, Roto? Mixed there back in the mid 70's. klokwkdog: roto -- I've been doing this since WMP 9 (at 10 now) and it works fine for me klokwkdog: besides, it's a lot more easy to use WINAMP principalpoop: the kangaroo is loose? omg TOR: Tie it down Dexter Fong: Tie me Congaroo down Purity-Of-Tween: Sew those terminator seeds.... TOR: Sport Rotonoto: all I have on this box is wmp6
Dexter Fong Gives TOR a subtle but enthusiastic high five klokwkdog: roto -- cat refers to FST inducted into historic recordings list at LOC this year (2006). Ceremony recently. For Dwarfs principalpoop: they have bars in DC? Purity-Of-Tween: Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred... Rotonoto: ahhh, yes- heard about that- bravo for the lads! klokwkdog: roto -- you can't use the .pls; you have to use the numeric URL above TOR: I bet you give all the TORs one of them there high fives Purity-Of-Tween: And padded cells to go with them, P. Dexter Fong: Congress tosses Dwarf...Library is quiet principalpoop: padded something, Rotonoto: I tried http://216.234.115.10:8000/ with ans without the end slash, no go ah,clem: and that's it hangin' on the shed Dexter Fong: TOR: There is *only* one TOR...and you're it (no touchbacks) ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Hemlock Stones', just granted probation at 10:16 PM", then leaves hurriedly. TOR: Moi bes it Hemlock Stones: Greetings mes amis Mudhead: welcome stones Dexter Fong: Hemlock..welcome principalpoop: cheerio old chap Hemlock Stones: i trust i find you all well ? TOR: Howdy do Johnny Piano: Stones! Just a shot away Purity-Of-Tween: I'm using http://216.234.115.10:8000/ in iTunes. Works fine all the time. Dexter Fong: Hem: You're right near me according to Nino Rotonoto: ahhh, wiit guys, it's coming back to me- a botched audio installation on this machine, got no sound on this box anyway- sheesh! crappy MD s/w principalpoop: well, that is a deep subject stones Purity-Of-Tween: Hail and well met, Stones... klokwkdog: ROTO -- this works in Real Audio and my WMP: http://www.cniradio.com/cniradio.m3u Dexter Fong: Alas Roto...SILENCE IS DEAFENING Rotonoto: I'll go get my other net-ready box from upstairs and switch over to it- computers (8 of 'em) very unorganized here currently... principalpoop: give him your codec klok Hemlock Stones: Its election night here for towns all over the UK so its nice to leave it behind Rotonoto: brb... principalpoop: vote for me stones vote vote vote Dexter Fong: Erections are rising all over the United Kingdom...united by a blind sense of lust and envy klokwkdog: poop -- sorry, it's a new zealand secure mp3 decoder that i paid too much for cease: got nat geo in email, brtits healtheir than yanks. Hemlock Stones: lol anything or anyone would be better than the bunch of retards we have over here cease: get fewer diseases cease: i thougt hn no one drank more than the breits principalpoop: what happened to old zealand? cease: and i havent even been there, except ariport Purity-Of-Tween: Is immigration causing as much of a fuss across the big pond as it is here? Dexter Fong: KLok: New Zealand...the one that only communicates with sheep? ||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: it got old cease: the prisoner tv series coming back? cease: thatrsa a monkey's paw klokwkdog: tweeny -- mostly the immigrants that Clarke let go ;-) Johnny Piano: Poop, you're thinking of Lew Zealand, the Muppet TOR: Dug that show the summer of '67 cease: klok sent me that principalpoop: wrong stones, I will put our retards against anybodys retards, well, maybe not iraq cease: yes greart show cease: a pinacle of tv TOR: Got the theme music on the CD that's playin' now. principalpoop: which one was he, one of the old guys in the balcony? klokwkdog: dex - nah, it's something made up for their lav iiis, but wrong voltage, so it got surplused Dexter Fong: dem bones, dem bones.... cease: i was takiong tv produciont course at usc when that show was on and we studied eaqch episdoe intently Hemlock Stones: i call your retards PP and raise you one Blair and a Jack Straw TOR: All You Need Is Love Purity-Of-Tween: That's one TV series I'd really like to have on DVD. TOR: All Our Greed Is Mud cease: geat days klokwkdog: what show? Prisoner or Muppets? cease: musicaly at least principalpoop: you compare blair to bush? blair is articulate
Dexter Fong goes all in with the entire White House staff and all cease: the counterculture Purity-Of-Tween: LOL Stones... cease: thru radio and newsapers, what else? TOR: *Wifey brings TOR some decaf tea and homemade oatmeal white chip cookies* Rotonoto: .. TOR: U TOR: M Hemlock Stones: i think i one that hand, you deal TOR: YUM Purity-Of-Tween: It's a puppet regime here, Stones. We're all Prisoners. cease: dex ytou were already an old man in the 60s, you must remember them klokwkdog: who you callin' a dummy? cease: george w. bush sweatr cease: martha glueyit Hemlock Stones: its a Muppet Regime here Tween principalpoop: we dealt ronnie and you responded wit hmaggie Purity-Of-Tween: Dim out the sun, Manny... Johnny Piano: Poop, you're thinking of Lew Zealand, the Muppet cease: i thkn ther more culturally particulayr the firesing get, the worse they weather Purity-Of-Tween: lol stones...
Dexter Fong reaches over and swats Cat Johnny Piano: Duck the birds cease: no i mewan that in a good sense, dex cease: i love being old cease: beats shit outta being dead TOR: Did you ever notice, there are two types of people.....those that call the Prisoner, the Prisoner, and those that call him #6. Hemlock Stones: i have no choice in the matter cease klokwkdog: heard good interview on some counterculture show about some reporter investigating Cheney's little operation in DC. He has a whole shadow army, duplicates of the real executive, who actually pull the levers Purity-Of-Tween: Hopefully not quail, JP ;) cease: tor, no. Dexter Fong: Tweeny: Dim out the sun now has a rather ironic ring to it as we (us.everyone) *are* dimming the sun Purity-Of-Tween: Who is #won? ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Dave', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:25 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Hemlock Stones: I am not a number TOR, who is number One ? Dave: hi everybody principalpoop: hi dave TOR: Oh, moi has, Cease. Purity-Of-Tween: How true Dex, how true... klokwkdog: mcgoohan was in an early production of Welle's Moby Dick Rehearsed cease: how old is krassner? 74? Hemlock Stones: hi Dave Purity-Of-Tween: I can't let you do that, Dave... Bambi: hi Dave cease: and spekaing of old poele, here comes Dave! Dexter Fong: Hey Dave TOR: You get to hang with just "The Prisoner" bunch, GOOD FOR YOU! klokwkdog: Dave is honorary old people ;-) Bambi: hi Stones Johnny Piano: How's Frank, Dave? Hemlock Stones: Hi Bambi, didnt see you till now sorry Bambi: The Prisoner! Haven't seen that in years! TOR: ummmmmm, Wifey cookies principalpoop: I like the one where he almost gets away and wakes up in the village again and the bars slam shut, oops, that was every episode Johnny Piano: What are the chances Dave knows what we're referencing? TOR: Tea Hemlock Stones: I watched the Prison with a kind of religous fervour Dexter Fong: Hea klokwkdog: Johnny -- with broadband and Wikipedia, it's not hard Hemlock Stones: and reliased the metaphor early on Purity-Of-Tween: For is excellent taste in old-time radio theatre and classic music, we hereby make Dave an honorary geezer. TOR: Heck, I always wanted to run-off with a little person butler. principalpoop: those white balls were far out Rotonoto: my othger computer refuses to laod http://216.234.115.10:8000/ also, with/without trailing slash Johnny Piano: But Dave is missing the visual component... Purity-Of-Tween: That and The Defenders, Stones. Dexter Fong: Here Dave...TRY THESE FALSE TEETH klokwkdog: Roto -- TRY http://www.cniradio.com/cniradio.m3u Bambi: was trying to multi-task here ... doesn't work as well in real life as it does in theory lol klokwkdog: Roto -- TRY http://www.cniradio.com/cniradio.m3u TOR: That's why I wanted to run off with the butler, :-) cease: johnny yes, but you are missing the Dave component Dave: thanks Tween, least I don't have to worry about gling blind eh? smile Bambi: what audio player are you using Roto? Johnny Piano: That is also true, Cat Purity-Of-Tween: You hear that, Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Purity-Of-Tween and mumbles "oh, fuck off Purity-Of-Tween!" Hemlock Stones: Did anyone here have the misfortune to either see or even (heaven forbid) remember, Jason King ?? klokwkdog: Roto -- it also works in Real Player Dexter Fong: Bambi: Roto is using latest technology 8-track TOR: False Teeth, anyone heard moi's "All I want for Xmas is my two fronth teeth" TOR: ? klokwkdog: Bambi -- He's trying to use WMP, unknown vintage cease: hows it daving? Rotonoto: hates that one too, klok... principalpoop: the sandbangers were bangers Purity-Of-Tween: That's sod off, mateey... cease: this time last week i was in la Dave: I'm listening to Boz Scaggs Silk Degrees reord, which we used to play a lot at the sation a few years back, not all of it worked, but a lot of it Hemlock Stones: Writer Bill Bryson said he wanted to set about him with a baseball bat from the word go Rotonoto: vintage wmp6.0 etc. klokwkdog: Roto -- don't you have Real Player or Winamp? Bambi: Dex ... well that's his problem ... that's advanced technology ;-) Dexter Fong: TOR: Thure!! cease: brysons vboks about england is hilarious Rotonoto: don't remember, on this machine, will check... Johnny Piano: Lido, woah-woah-woah-oh cease: well i gues there are lots of them Purity-Of-Tween: Silk Degress is good. Love the Lido Shuffle. cease: this is a japanewse sayihngk, conteverted to firefding enlgish klokwkdog: Windows Media Player is an abomination. I can never make it do anything except show ads from Microsoft Hemlock Stones: yes and Kerry Shale reads them well on radio too cease Dave: hey Cat, it's daving well, can't complain, rainy day but we need the moisture here in CO TOR: Thure? Moi no gets, Dex Bambi: works in later WiMP not sure about that one ... If you can try Winamp, if not RealPlayer, or another mp3 player TOR: Typo? cease: its spring here. mhy parent sjust moved here from la cease: from hot to cool, and they're very tempsensitive, very old Purity-Of-Tween: Have you seen Master and Commander, Stones? Great performance by Clooney. Hemlock Stones: over here the windows media player is called the Pants Player, Klok because its Pants Purity-Of-Tween: The Brit navy around 1805. cease: may is transitoinal month Dave: fave song is "what do you want the girl to do," used to crank that one, and now have the pipes for it Dexter Fong: Tor: You athked if I REMEMBER "All i want for chrithmus ith my two fronth tetth cease: aft was warm enough for me to wear a short sleeve whsirt, firstr time this yeqr Bambi: that is a great movie Tweeny Hemlock Stones: I quite like Clooney but i didnt really rate that particular movie Tween Purity-Of-Tween: Klok has been pantsed. Johnny Piano: Silk Degrees...Toto before they were Toto Bambi: and you are so right about Clooney in that TOR: No, Dex, moi's parody version. Hemlock Stones: i think i was frightened by Errol Flynn at an early age maybe TOR: It goes something like thissssssssssssssssss Purity-Of-Tween: I'm a sucker for naval movies, star trek, whatever. Must be growing up near Annapolis. cease: babmbi, whar wewre you playing when ausitin was in chat? Rotonoto: what you gonna dooooooooo?!? Rotonoto: I finally got Jet Audio to open it- whew! TOR: All I want for Xmas is my two front teeth - no I changed my mind it ain't that much grief - I'd rather have a Bill Of Rights with some teeth - not one in the fiction section Purity-Of-Tween: Really? That's Porcaro on Lido Shuffle? I could believe it... klokwkdog: Roto -- older (small; CNI suggests 2.9x) Winamps here: http://www.oldversion.com/program.php?n=winamp Johnny Piano: Oh yeah, Porcaro, Paich, Dave Hungate... Bambi: not sure Cat ... maybe Clem would remember for sure Rotonoto: my god- he's improvising!!! Purity-Of-Tween: Ours is certainly taking a visit to the Twilight Zone, TOR. TOR: The soldiers who got all blown up - conquering land for gold, slaves, and oil, wells - gosh oh gee are we really free - if rights are just fairy tales Hemlock Stones: we have a new game over here called find the grot spot, if anyone likes the idea of coming on a tour of London, maybe they should go here first. http://www.derelictlondon.com/ Purity-Of-Tween: Wow JP. Will have to revisit it :) Dave: pitch is good cease: hemlock, you in enlgand? Johnny Piano: Tween, have you heard the latest Toto? Smokin' Hemlock Stones: yes Rotonoto: thanks, klok- i knew about ovd version, will indeed download your suggested version TOR: what was moi's other line TOR: Oh yeah Hemlock Stones: only my alias is in Mount Vernon klokwkdog: Tweeny -- Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World was based on (several) the Patrick O'Brien novels. and it starred Russell Crowe, not Clooney Dave: I'm lost on the tech thread of the conversation here Dexter Fong: Top of the world Moi? Rotonoto: no prace rike home... Purity-Of-Tween: Nope JP. What's the title? Johnny Piano: "Falling In Between" - came out domestically a couple weeks ago Purity-Of-Tween: I get them confusedm Klok. Wasn't sure. Clooney was Gladiator. cease: is scanner darkly out yet? TOR: It would be nice if it were ture - not just status quo serving epistles - a Bill Of Rights instead of deciet - backed-up with tons of missiles Dexter Fong: Clooney was Good Night and Good Luck and Syriana klokwkdog: Tween -- Gladiator was also Crowe Johnny Piano: Greg Phillinganes is now in the band, Tween Rotonoto: scanners live in vain! klokwkdog: Clooney was also in Three Kings Purity-Of-Tween: What the F do I know LOL!!!!!!!!!! principalpoop: scanner was a good movie, heads blowing up, perfect for my smoking pot youth cease: sasw mionmrtiy report on new tv cease: amazing Bambi: Russell Crowe! That's right! sorry ... I should have remembered that! Rotonoto: (title of old SF short story I read ~25 years ago...) cease: iit hasnt hop[ened in vancouver yet Dexter Fong: Tween: That's metaphysically absurd...how can I know what you know klokwkdog: cat -- the psychic in the mall is my fave, very phildickian Purity-Of-Tween: Greg P. Name sounds familiar... Johnny Piano: Hey - thread continuity - McGoohan was in Scanners principalpoop: I read scanners live in vain
Bambi how embarrassin' TOR: Mom Clooney sure could sing principalpoop: he sure was cease: thanks to the black box theory, you cant, dex cease: oh really? woowwsow Johnny Piano: Greg P - keyboardist, played with Stevie Wonder, Clapton, etc. Dexter Fong: TOR: Aunt Clooney Johnny Piano: TOR, that's Aunt Clooney TOR: Rosemary klokwkdog: Clooney is the nice affable good-looking guy. Crowe is the vicious hotel-clerk bashing bad boy drinker/musician TOR: OH cease: this is a funny idea Purity-Of-Tween: That's it. Clapton's Journeyman album. One of my all-time favs. cease: part of all our eco futurue TOR: Aunt, Sorry, moi learn now. principalpoop: when the avengers got in the color, the world was never the same klokwkdog: that was aunt clooney Johnny Piano: Klok, calling Crowe a musician is quite insulting to musicians cease: i loved god night and good luck cease: only ohter cloney flick ive seen is 3 kings cease: so very good Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes, a fine movie Purity-Of-Tween: The Avengers, not The Defenders. Boy, am I batting 1000 tonight or what , LOL. TOR: Fighting 'round the world with Russel Crowe Dexter Fong: Syriana also very good cease: wil rent dex klokwkdog: Dave -- rotonoto has been unable to hear CNIradio in Windows Media Player (it's not unusual, you can't hear anything in WMP) and we're trying to help him cease: s new trv so good cease: shit loks liike diamonds Hemlock Stones: i remember seeing Honor Blackman in the flesh so to speak for the first time PP and life was not the same afterwards
Bambi says you go Johnny and the rest of the Oohs! Dexter Fong: Cat: I'm for sale, not for rent Bambi: Bride of Firesign actually ;-) Dexter Fong: away for refill TOR: At least a lease Johnny Piano: You must be hearing something before me, Bambi...:D principalpoop: hi-definition cat? any urges to vote republican? ||||||||| Outside, the 10:40 PM uptown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Boney coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Purity-Of-Tween: You should try iTunes, Roto, although Bambi and Klok would steer you away because some of the sneaky things it does on the Windoze platform.
Bambi :D cease: i live in canada, poop. thinakyfly so do my republican parents Purity-Of-Tween: Ah, my Boney boy... principalpoop: helloooo boney Merlyn: back in a few min principalpoop: ahh, any urges to speak french? Merlyn: I may die in the meantime principalpoop: get the orcs M, get them Mudhead: im back now Johnny Piano: Gee, I'm featured...we're playing at Wise Fools Pub! Purity-Of-Tween: Have the folks adjusted to the Van climate, Cat? principalpoop: wb mudhead Rotonoto: actually it was not wmp problem, it is the computer with a bad install of the audio drivers Boney: Merlyn was parenthetical... How? Why? principalpoop: I did not recognize that name hemlock, maybe mother on the avengers? TOR: Knock 'em dead, Johnny Hemlock Stones: the first Emma Peel i think PP Bambi: wb Mudhead Johnny Piano: Not to sound immodest, but we always do - thanks, TOR TOR: Too Cool. Purity-Of-Tween: Emma Peel hosting PBS's Mystery Theatre. How time flys... principalpoop: before dianna rigg? Johnny Piano: Emma Peel with robots? Purity-Of-Tween: You can connect, but can't hear anything, Roto? Hemlock Stones: yes
Johnny Piano is kidding Johnny Piano: Or am I? principalpoop: wow, that is going way back Rotonoto: no, I did get it working- changed computers and launched Jet audio Hemlock Stones: check this please PP http://deadduck.theavengers.tv/images/honorb.jpg cease: that was sad, tween cease: she got so old so fast Bambi: there ya go .. that Jet audio is cool cease: there was no woman on tv i found more erotic thasn emma peel principalpoop: ahhh the 60s cease: 40 years ago Hemlock Stones: she sure did TOR: Feces! Just dumped the last cookie crumbs from the jar into moi's mouth AND RIGHT EYE!!!!! Bambi: can't hear anything? Johnny Piano: Ah, sprayed on catsuits Dexter Fong: whaz reeeaal ah,clem: ... Rotonoto: only problem with it in 98SE, it steals file associations on graphics, of all things principalpoop: her replacement was hot too Bambi: ouch TOR cease: r. crubms? principalpoop: sound is fine cease: crumbs Rotonoto: doctor doctor- I can hear!!! TOR: yUNNY OUCH cease: crumblebumbs Dexter Fong: TOR: Who, may I ask is this person Moi, you continually refer to cease: my typihng relfect my parents thinking Boney: neoclowns Bambi: that's weird Roto lol principalpoop: chairman moi, that guy in china Bambi: thanks princep ... was worried there for a minute Boney: parenthetical, cease Bambi: hey boney Purity-Of-Tween: Your parents need a spell-check prosthetic? TOR: Moi is Moi....Miss Piggy influence ....it pisses (Make angry for the Brits) folks off. cease: you havent met mh parents, boney Boney: Am I being stalked by a neoclown? klokwkdog: Johnny -- calling Crowe an actor is insulting to actors, too. (sorry, off on side conversation) Boney: hey bambi cease: hanging out wiht my parents is like parenthesis with nothing between them TOR: TOR is moi, moi is TOR --- I'm so confuseddddsedd STELLLLLLAAAAAAAA
Bambi says hiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaa! principalpoop: celery Dexter Fong: Stalking the wild celery with gun and of course camera Rotonoto: ( ) ? ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Honey Sanchez close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:48 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room. Purity-Of-Tween: Sorry to differ Klok, but I thought he did well in M&C. Just a matter of taste, I guess... Boney: everywhere I go, whoopi cushions, handshake buzzers Bambi: hi Honey cease: hi honey principalpoop: cold comfort farm is a super movie Dexter Fong: Honey! You're home? ||||||||| At 10:48 PM, Boney vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Rotonoto: hey, that chorus girl is radioactive Honey Sanchez: hello everyone hola amigos! principalpoop: hola honey Johnny Piano: Klok - saw that - I'm on phone... Hemlock Stones: Hi Honey Purity-Of-Tween: Speaking of stellllla, TOR - just order a copy of Amazon Women on the Moon. Thelllllmaaaa... cease: home is the sailor TOR: Howdy do cease: i see , you are Purity-Of-Tween: Evenin' mam.. Dexter Fong: Klok: Crowe was very good in "A Beautiful Mind"..he's a good actor but a bad human TOR: I got Barnes And Noble Women On The Moon Bambi: I enjoyed that movie ... not as much as Errol Flynn in Robin Hood but there it is lol principalpoop: I've got a wart on my moon ||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Merlyn - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... TOR: Bad Human....ha....good one Dexter Fong: Bambi: YOu shameless romantic =) Purity-Of-Tween: What'd he do, Dex? Stump for the Bush campaign? principalpoop: the plague how about that Bambi: only a half moon (approx) tonight ... errr, today cease: i dindt see b. mknd but did see the pbs show almostr the smaw thing ah,clem: sounds painful PP Dexter Fong: Tween: No, he's just an arrogant aggresive asshole Bambi: that's me Dex :-) klokwkdog: Dex, Tween -- yeah, Crowe was OK in LA Confidential, too. But he's not Olivier or anything. Clooney is better, I think; Crowe is a little stiff. He always seems just a little uncomfy in any part he does Purity-Of-Tween: Well, swash my buckle. Dexter Fong: Call triple A cease: who, me? Johnny Piano: Half moon, Bambi? Sounds like vivisection principalpoop: lucky just joking, it is a mole, or ground hog Rotonoto: who'd he punch out last year? cease: wil this be paert of the nick danger box set? Purity-Of-Tween: Not a complete Moonie yet, Bambi? Give it time ;) Bambi: lol Dexter Fong: Cat: What's a smaw thing..obvious referents excluded cease: i really see limited market for that, project b ut i'm wanrt ot argbue with austin Bambi: well, it looked like a half moon in the beautiful sky today Johnny Piano: How about a DVD of Missing Yolks in the Nick Box? TOR: Vivian VANce in the Long Long VAN with Van Johnson & cease: cant fuckni gtypee TOR: Yolk Oh Ho Ho cease: no liklek physcial debility Dexter Fong: TOR: were you wanting to add Van Lingo Mungo? cease: i have become my parents cease: digits do not compute all the time cease: i thk their madness is contagious Johnny Piano: I expect they'll include 3 Faces of Al TOR: I? Eye? Aye!!!!! cease: have to tone down brain to be with them and not explode principalpoop: ewww, like the twilight zone or outer limits cat, any funny music associated with the change? cease: like a circuit circuss Bambi: must be contagious Cat lol Hemlock Stones: parents are like that cease TOR: Can dig it, Cease cease: you know, i actgualy like spending whole minutes with themn klokwkdog: hey, is there a blind newsboy page at Firesigntheater.com? TOR: I lost my parents last year Dave: are they gonna do a danger box? or is this just speculation? cease: they need help and for a short pieroid of time i can provid eit cease: ther times they are off Johnny Piano: Saw earlier today that a Credibility Gap disc is scheduled for release this summer cease: like switch TOR: I lost them two years ago BUT they found their way back cease: sf flick principalpoop: phil said yes last week dave cease: i loved cred gap[ Johnny Piano: Dave, Phil announced the Danger box last week during chat ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bunnyboy disembarks at 10:54 PM. Bunnyboy: Aha! Hemlock Stones: i lost two sets of parents TOR i suppose you could say i have been careless Dexter Fong: JP: Re-release or something new? principalpoop: aha bunny Bunnyboy: I sat on my pipe! Johnny Piano: Supposed to come out via Shout! Factory cease: heyy hddave you should listen to , hey al oif you should hear proctor Honey Sanchez: hola bunny TOR: Must be all the Hemlock Purity-Of-Tween: Hey, Bun... cease: on marc maron show last thrjs night Johnny Piano: Re-release, Dex Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny Bunnyboy: Dangerous to speculate, lovely to touch... Bambi: hi Bunny cease: lets see if he can stream that cease: if not, i'll record it Bunnyboy: Don't hear, I can Shout! you. cease: a beautuful piece\proc has a play to plug Dexter Fong: JP: As far as I know, they only had 2 maybe 3 albums Johnny Piano: Yo Bun! Dave: I like shout factory, they put out the Lenny box set last year or so which I have and love, I wasn't in chat last week so missed it cease: hi buynny TOR: Howdy do Johnny Piano: And one of them is dead now, I do believe, Dex Bunnyboy: Shout! has superlative video products, including all the NBC era SCTV sets. cease: i was in fireing's la last week but could not get on line principalpoop: too dis are lexic you? cease: bummer,. i missed austrin Dexter Fong: JP: Squiggy? cease: fuck Johnny Piano: Shout! is doing the Cavett DVDs too, aren't they? Honey Sanchez: me too, cease Dexter Fong: I know he had parkinsons or Lou Gherig's disease TOR: SCTV *bows* Johnny Piano: No, Lander is still with us! Dave: it's ok Cat so did I, don't remember what I was doing last thurs but wasn't here Bunnyboy: Lander has MS. Johnny Piano: Richard (last name eludes me) is the one Dexter Fong: JP: Well Michael McKeon and Harry Shearer are still with us Honey Sanchez: richard basehart? Mudhead: hey I do also Bunnyboy: And a lovely memoir about his career and health struggles. Dexter Fong: JP: Richard Beebe? Johnny Piano: Honey, are you sure your name isn't really Gypsy? Bambi: from the Sea View? Johnny Piano: Dex, that's it! Honey Sanchez: richard nixon? Mudhead: he was a dick Dexter Fong: Gypsy Sanchez and here Dancing Goldrings Bunnyboy: Richard Beebe is the late member of the Credibility Gap. Dexter Fong: her TOR: Richard Bashart should've kick that captain's ass and took that sub over, 100% Honey Sanchez: ummm ahhhh errrrrrrr ahemmmmmmm ahhhhh not this lifetime JP Dexter Fong: Bunny: IIRC he was only a peripheral member, yes? Honey Sanchez: but she is a bot to look up to Johnny Piano: Of course, I'm referring to the bot Honey Sanchez: of couse Bunnyboy: Anybody catch Shearer's nod to the FST in the CNN article about his CD and DVD? Johnny Piano: YES, saw that, Bunny Dexter Fong: Bunny: No missed it..was it good? Hemlock Stones: brb Honey Sanchez: kk hb stones Purity-Of-Tween: Was Shearer on any albums other than How Time Flys? Rotonoto: .. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dexter Fong: Tween: I don't believe so Bunnyboy: In discussing the format for DROPPING ANCHORS, his new CD, he sited Bob and Ray, Firesign Theatre and Stan Freberg as influences. klokwkdog: . Johnny Piano: Well, there are the two Spinal Tap albums... Bambi: Catherwood ... time is close enough ... better than it used to be ;-) ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:01 PM" Bunnyboy: Tween: Yes, he's on all of the Simpsons albums. Bunnyboy: And Spinal Tap, yes. Honey Sanchez: and dont forget their big hit christmas with the devil Johnny Piano: Or do you mean was he on any other FST albums? TOR: If Richard Bashart had taken over the Sea View and ran a crooked floating poker game the show could've been called VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GYP SEA Dexter Fong: Yeh! Clear up this issue Bunnyboy: (sings) And will our voices be heard? Or will they BREAK! LIKE! THE WIND? Purity-Of-Tween: This is true, Bun.
Honey Sanchez groan Purity-Of-Tween: Yeah, FST. Dexter Fong: Tween: Don't think so Johnny Piano: Big bottom...talk about bum cakes... Dave: the material in large quantities of Bob and Ray is far too small, there is some site that is selling audio CDs of stuff but all the vols put together is about 700 bucks or more if I recall, and I have bought all the mp3 discs I could on ebay, which is to say 2 of them because everyone has the same stuff really in that format Bambi: or they might have to rename it Polar Star Honey Sanchez: brb need food now that yer talkin about bum cakes principalpoop: the old guy on man from uncle was on the topper show Purity-Of-Tween: The golden age of CN radio... TOR: BiPolar Star Rotonoto: Polar Pro? Dexter Fong: Dave: YOu're right..somebody really needs to put B&R together in a professional way cease: wahts a job to a dog Johnny Piano: Polar 'roids cease: i love that cease: dave, you will learn thatn with yor dog Dexter Fong: Dave: Don't mind Cat, he's experimenting with a new language Bunnyboy: I find it impossible to keep Shearer's devastatingly-politically-incorrect (and quite funny) Credibility Gap ad spots out of my head. cease: i was an enlgish teacher rfor 31 years ||||||||| doctec bounds in at 11:05 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. cease: i mgihit as wel starrt a new one doctec: hey sorry i'm late Dexter Fong: The Doctor enters Johnny Piano: Yo doc principalpoop: ahh doc, phil was looking for you Bunnyboy: hiya doc! TOR: Howdy do, Doc doctec: did i miss anything? doctec: oh dang Dexter Fong: Doctor X counts backwards from 2 Purity-Of-Tween: There's a crediblity gap? Well, Tony Snow will clear things up... Rotonoto: what are the parts of speech? and what box do you keep them in when you're not using them? Bunnyboy: We're Shearering sheep. Bambi: who better to do it Cat lol principalpoop: that was last week Bunnyboy: And gandering Lander. Purity-Of-Tween: Hey Doc... Johnny Piano: If you did, you get to clean it Bambi: hey doc doctec: the day went a little off kilter today schedule wise, lili and i just finished dinner a half hour ago Dave: I know Dex, but they did so much, and it's engough off-beat that people either love it or don't get it cease: hi doc Dexter Fong: I;m keen on McKeon Dave: hey doc Johnny Piano: McKean cease: you owe me six and and sixty six petro dollars Bunnyboy: So's Annette. TOR: A great #2 Bunnyboy: O'Toole, that is. cease: the devil is in the details TOR: Buy Sexual, like Jimmy Swaggart Johnny Piano: That reminds me, must acquire CD reissue of Lenny & The Squigtones ||||||||| "11:07 PM? 11:07 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Merlyn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Merlyn enters and sits in the comfy chair. doctec: saw her in 48 hours movie last night - she is missed in modern flicks principalpoop: nobody has mentioned colbert, I will, hip hip hooray Dexter Fong: Merlyn should be here by now cease: doc, proc was on ai r america lastr hturs night principalpoop: wb M TOR: TOO COOL, that's how moi was inspired to have The TorTones cease: i only found out this week serdengipitously Purity-Of-Tween: And in a puff of smoke... doctec: cat: dang, sorry i missed that cease: hta is the kind of hitng us few fifesring fans should knw about, eh? Purity-Of-Tween: Colbert rocks. Hope he has good bodyguards ;) doctec: was he doing a character or was he being interviewed? cease: its on tyhe fuckni arhcive] cease: ut it may be pay Bunnyboy: Michael McKean just keeps pluggin' away. He has a lovely little bit in THE PRODUCERS-THE MUSICAL MOVIE, and he was the first replacement for Harvey Fierstein in the Broadway production of HAIRSPRAY. cease: i singed up for premium Dexter Fong: TOR: I have news for you, the usage of "moi" doesn't just piss off Britts =) Bunnyboy: lo Merl! klokwkdog: annette was hot in cat people cease: coulw d export it to you but itou coudlnbgr be on ifesnggint itf ithey own it cease: fuck smpelkeling\ cease: i liike the word annette TOR: How the crap could they bet rid of Lorenzo Saint Dubois. doctec: cease needs a spielczecher Purity-Of-Tween: There's a kitten on the keyboard :=) Bunnyboy: (sings) Rule Brittania, your Granny takes a dram... Mudhead: kitties! cease: then i t owuldn be cease cease: itwwoudlt have ceased Bunnyboy: (sings) British Sau-ha-ha-sages and Mild Beef Ham! Hemlock Stones: back cease: i found a lota footage of my grandparents, from the 50s principalpoop: a wild ride cease: i want to make dvds of it for my parente to view again Honey Sanchez: wb im back too Hemlock Stones: Bunnyboy, Brittania waves the rules ! Purity-Of-Tween: WB, your excellency... Dexter Fong: "We may be streaming but we can do BIG PRODUCTION station breaks" klokwkdog: . principalpoop: ahh sanchez, I have got your number cease: just having goood harxwarae and software allws me to do tnhbings to make thier last days much more enjoyable Bunnyboy: TOR: They set the scene about 10-15 years earlier than the original movie. Bunnyboy: A few bohos then, no full-boat hippies. Honey Sanchez: well give it back, poop after today i need to smoke it Dexter Fong: Cat: I you chatting from your blackberry by any chance? cease: bunny, how close are chincihillas to bunnys? Purity-Of-Tween: Only marquis of Doonesbury rules here... doctec: and are they blue? cease: i eat thenm but dont comunicate from them Bunnyboy: cease: It depends on how fast the bunny is. Bunnyboy: Snork! cease: i have little comujhincatve posbilities principalpoop: ok, here you go, sorry about the lipstick cease: no cell, et al Johnny Piano: Mutants? TOR: Ah ha, Bunny, no proto beatniks then? I have not seen the new one but have the original, a work of genius. cease: brtoken answwering maschine Bunnyboy: let's find out....brb Purity-Of-Tween: You can celll meee Allll...... Rotonoto: .. cease: tor, what? cease: orignal of what? TOR: The Producers principalpoop: mute ants? how do they tell each other where the sugar is? Dexter Fong: Poop: Pheromes TOR: Much the same as the producers of "American Idol" principalpoop: ahh springtime for hitler Honey Sanchez: sign language, poop principalpoop: un fair roams cease: splomg time for hitler principalpoop: with their little tiny hands? Dexter Fong: Splomg time for everyone doctec: did he say splunge? TOR: Ain't it the truth Dexter Fong: truff...truff Johnny Piano: At least he's not a yes man principalpoop: ahh the cowardly lion quote Bunnyboy: TOR: Also, funny as Lorenzo is, the L.S.D. schtick is easily the most dated element of the classic flick. Purity-Of-Tween: Talk about your classic movies, Cat. Dexter Fong: Rick Wakefield, Yes Man Purity-Of-Tween: More Marillion, right JP? Johnny Piano: Tween, I hope that's not an order - we'll be trying to translate Cat-a-chism principalpoop: Wake Rickman, or is it todd? cease: thats not a man, thats a mudsplat Johnny Piano: Nah, I've moved on to Spock's Beard, Tween Dexter Fong: Todd Rinkman, Zamboni Operator Bunnyboy: Now here's here it gets funny: There are Chinchilla breeds of rabbit, but actual Chinchillas are rodents, not rabbits (lagomorphs). TOR: I mean...."THAT'S OUR HITLER!" Purity-Of-Tween: LOL jp. Bambi: silly marillion cease: bunny i m gona make a chanichlela ;plflic in the monthn\found fotage my paretns toook of me Dexter Fong: Bunny: Surely you lag cease: with a bunch of chinchillas in jan 56 principalpoop: quite a zamboni you have there fong, put a towel over it Purity-Of-Tween: Spock's clean-shaven these days, of course. cease: i mjst cut that footage ith the mutaht boue routine ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Boney', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:17 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... Bunnyboy: TOR: You can catch up with the musical movie in about 2 weeks. That's the video date. Johnny Piano: Which reminds me - Spock's is playing the HoB in Chicago on Sunday...and I can't go! TOR: I put moi's face in the freezer and got a chin chiller principalpoop: wb boney Bambi: wb boney Bunnyboy: Dex: I'm no laggard...and don't call...aw, what's the use? Boney: Bugs Bunny is on the WB channel
Dexter Fong morphs into an old Lag Bunnyboy: Dex: Oh! I got it. Duh. TOR: No can do, Bunny, but thanks. Bunnyboy: Morph annuder brain fer me! Boney: Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd Purity-Of-Tween: What little of their stuff I've heard, I like JP.
Dexter Fong morphs into a refill cease: thats not a duck, that's my ecosystem Purity-Of-Tween: Who you callin' a laggard? doctec: laggard or mallard? Bunnyboy: TOR: You've folded your arms against the remake? Johnny Piano: Tween, I highly recommend "V" and "Snow" - and also the offshoot project Transatlantic (which included Pete from Marillion) TOR: The Dukes of (OH NO he's gonna do it) Laggard Bunnyboy: Malingering Mallard. principalpoop: sloths rock Boney: why am I hallucinating Gabe Kaplan all of a sudden? TOR: No, Bunny, got a VHS but no VD player Purity-Of-Tween: Think a friend sent me V & Snow. Will have to check 'em out further. klokwkdog: . cease: bdetter not ply withr vd principalpoop: ahh wb kotter Johnny Piano: They have a cool Gentle Giant vibe at times, Tween Boney: That song... welcome back welcome back welcome baack cease: kot or kon? Bunnyboy: Boney: Because there's a film version of WELCOME BACK, KOTTER in pre-production...with Kaplan's blessing. principalpoop: kin kon Purity-Of-Tween: Big T-storm coming up. Gotta close some windows. cease: what is this song? cease: the cuosins song? Johnny Piano: Now I remember why I avoid movies like the plague these days... doctec: they should make "Kotter: All In" showing the former teacher as a pro poker player TOR: Oh where you at, Purity? ||||||||| "11:21 PM? I'm late!" exclaims doctec, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. ||||||||| Catherwood ushers doctec inside, makes a note of the time (11:21 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. principalpoop: wb doc principalpoop: maybe Johnny Piano: Revolving door, Doc? cease: hey doc TOR:http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TORearthweather/ moi's weather site, good links Bambi: To doctec: that's a hard one doc ... I haven't had a situation where that has happened. how would you know ... couldn't they have bought it? I hate ratting on anyone. It would have to be a laptop with obvious social security numbers or something ... I generally give client the benefit of a doubt ... like I say I haven't had that come up. cease: doc hows it going Bunnyboy: TOR: Upstairs, helping Porcelain make the bed...and helping George make the movie! Boney: we've got you on the spot cuz we need you a lot, doc Johnny Piano: Whole lotta fadin' goin' on Boney: so... what's up? TOR: You too? Purity-Of-Tween: Power going on and off. Thrank Grid for whoever invented the UPS. doctec: sorry, i clicked "exit" when i went for the name list drop down cease: i sem to to ahve misedd crucial infor principalpoop: careful there tween, lightening got my modem in miami cease: ok i need to nake letters bigger cease: cant fuckni cufkjcin see! Boney: they have a different way of saying what's up on the wb Johnny Piano: Bifocals? TOR: Whoa, Texas gettin' a bunch of stroms and TORnados. cease: oh principalpoop: i'm hip boney, turn me on Purity-Of-Tween: It's a APC BackUPS. Line conditioning as well as UPS. Should be OK P. Thanks... cease: yes we canadian can realy write Dexter Fong: ; Johnny Piano: Texas is getting a bunch of Thurmonds? Boney: bite my crooked crank is not the correct answer Bunnyboy: Write on! principalpoop: ahh ok tween Purity-Of-Tween: Yeah, the doppler looks purely ugly. Wouldn't be surprised if there's some tornadic activity. Dave: I have no ups system for my computer, I really should but not sure what to get cause I know nothing about it honestly TOR: A bunch of therimins (sp?) would make for some spooky soungs Bunnyboy: Didja all hear that the Canadian dollar has recently been running upwards of 90 cents American? Purity-Of-Tween: I'd say you guys can really left, Cat ;) Johnny Piano: Theremin... Bunnyboy: Who's laffin' now? TOR: Thanks, Johnny TOR: Laffy Taffy? Dexter Fong: Clem, Stones, Honey, Merlyn, Mud, Roto....WAKE UP
Johnny Piano tips hat to TOR Honey Sanchez: yes american money is fashionable now to wallpaper the loo with its less expensive than real wallpaper Purity-Of-Tween: Figure out how much power your rig uses, Dave, and double it. American Power Conversion makes good ones. Boney: Tourists will run out of gas before reaching the Canadian border anyway Bunnyboy: I love the Graverobber's Roadshow! Johnny Piano: Dex, it's the damn poppies Purity-Of-Tween: Who's the looney now, eh? Rotonoto: the embezzlement has been going on for well nigh a century... ah,clem: ... Rotonoto: no wonder the dollar is falling and it can't get up... Purity-Of-Tween: Graverobber's is one of their best :) Purity-Of-Tween: Wonderful PBS parody. Dexter Fong: 3 outta three aint bad Dexter Fong: three outta six less so Boney: If you can afford to travel as far as the Bay Area, Oaksterdam is a possible tourist destination TOR: 6 of 1 (prisoner flashback) Boney: until the feds shut it down, that is Purity-Of-Tween: Oaksterdam? LOL Dexter Fong: Hamsterland? Dexter Fong: Gerbilville? Johnny Piano: Gerbilville? TOR: ramsterham.va Dexter Fong: Rodentia?? Honey Sanchez: gosh such lovely destinations Johnny Piano: There's an echo in here Boney:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Oaksterdam Dexter Fong: here....here principalpoop: is that near hellmouth? Rotonoto: where? where? TOR: Ah Ha! Dexter Fong: Play Canadian Sunset, Johnny Purity-Of-Tween: Cannibas cafés in Oakland? Had no idea... Johnny Piano: I was trying to remember the lyrics...not having any success Rotonoto: election thrown to supreme court for fixing... Boney: Oaksterdam may not have Holland's tulips or Canada's Great Horned Goat and Hoary Marmot, but in Oaksterdam a dollar is still worth a dollar, dammit Dexter Fong: JP: IIRC begins.."Once, I was alone... TOR: Can a bass and canned coon, Granny Clampet's a cookin' dinner. Bunnyboy: Hey, I just entered keyword Young Guy at fst.com, just like the recording said. It cycles over a few sites, including the Young Guy bit that Merlyn and I worked up. Purity-Of-Tween: Yes indeed. Th UPS is a fine invention indeed. Singing quite a little song of alerts as the power flucuates. Johnny Piano: Oh yeah...The Nylons used to do a nice version in concert principalpoop: I took a ride, I did not know what I would find there? Merlyn: yep BB, all the "key words" do that kind of thing klokwkdog: . Hemlock Stones: thanks again ah clem klokwkdog: roto, did you get CNI? Merlyn: can anyone really "get" CNI? Boney: tulips and windmills, I meant to say Rotonoto: yep, fired up Jet Audio on my other computer (out of 8) principalpoop: no spam eh? dammit, there goes my commisson Dexter Fong: Clem, thank you very much for everything Purity-Of-Tween: Yessir, it's a rainin' armadillos & chinchillas in Austin. Rotonoto: fun fun town- t'anks, ahclem! klokwkdog: roto -- stop bragging; some of us are financially limited Johnny Piano: Bravo, AhClem
Honey Sanchez gets box of implanted medicinal spam ready to send off to ah clem via UPS Hemlock Stones: anyone who likes Mark Time might just enjoy Nebulous on BBC radio Four Honey Sanchez: ty clem klokwkdog: thanks Hemlock, I czech it out Purity-Of-Tween: Thanks JL. Once again, a fine show :=) Rotonoto: aw, they're all minimalist things glommed together by a wannabe computer geek in the dead of night Bambi: thanks Clem!! Boney: Hans Bricker sticking his thumb in a dike... Oh, you've heard that one. TOR: Hooray (I have no idea "What" but what the phunk) for Clem principalpoop: thanks ahh, clem, what about porn? can I send porn? do you like animals? Boney: Brinker Purity-Of-Tween: LOL PrinP... Rotonoto: in brown shoes in a plain brown rapper, next to the statue of the square round poet... Bunnyboy: Well there was this grizzly bear, you see... Honey Sanchez: cane toads are attracted to disco balls Johnny Piano: Do you like seahorses? Boney: a joke about legal prostitution in there somewhere. Oh, pardon me Purity-Of-Tween: LOL Bun... principalpoop: delivered in the dead of night, only what the market will allow principalpoop: toad away ah,clem: thaks to all of you, have a great night! Bunnyboy: Honey, who isn't? Rotonoto: round about these parts the farmesr sez the porn should oughta be 'knee high by the fourth of July'... klokwkdog: cane toads will try to have sex with mummified cane toads dead 6 months Mudhead: gnight al ||||||||| Mudhead runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 11:36 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Boney: whatever happened to blue thumb? ||||||||| ah,clem is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 11:36 PM. klokwkdog: nite mud Bunnyboy: nite Muddy! Honey Sanchez: nite mudhead klokwkdog: nite clem, great show Dexter Fong: Night Mud Johnny Piano: The record label Blue Thumb? ||||||||| ah,clem steps in at 11:36 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Bunnyboy: Ah, yes, Blue Thumb. Bambi: LOL defenestrated .... now that's a new one Johnny Piano: Bit the big one. Rotonoto: wowza, cool audio on my computer machine... TOR: Oh, moi was gone Honey Sanchez: i thought that was blue tooth TOR: Nite Hemlock Stones: are cane toads republicans klok ?
klokwkdog flees to fallingstars pop channel... principalpoop: does not sound good bambi, help ahh, clem Bunnyboy: I think they were a subsidiary of ABC records, which means...they'd be Disney now! Bunnyboy: Wow! Dexter Fong: Night TOR and please leave your friend moi at home next time =)) TOR: Anywho, moi's Yahoo "ART" Group (adult) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/thequestfortheholeytail/ Purity-Of-Tween: Margaritaville here... doctec: sorry i don't have much to add here tonight - & sorry i missed phil too :-( ... i have another long day ahead of me tomorrow and need to get some shuteye, y'all carry on now... Bunnyboy: NatLamp's RADIO DINNER and LEMMINGS were both originally on Blue Thumb. Johnny Piano: Universal actually, Bun TOR: Yahoo Group's LARGEST collection of female nudes Honey Sanchez: nite doc ||||||||| At 11:38 PM, ah,clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Bambi: LOL principalpoop: gn gl all going Dexter Fong: Night Doc..Please try to get a life soon =)) doctec: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................. klokwkdog: nite doc Bunnyboy: nite doc! TOR: Nite Johnny Piano: Last stuff I remember on Blue Thumb label was Richard Page (ex-Mr. Mister) solo, and Candy Butchers Johnny Piano: Bye Doc Johnny Piano: Bye Poop klokwkdog: bambi, tell clem great show Hemlock Stones: and from me too plase Bambi klokwkdog: ouch, time to fade into the non-canadian sunset here myself Purity-Of-Tween: Mr. Mister was a good band. Their Sat Nite performance was great. klokwkdog: good-nite everyone ||||||||| doctec departs at 11:39 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" klokwkdog: no car park dex? whoopee! Bunnyboy: Blue Thumb lives! Check it out: Bunnyboy:http://www.vervemusicgroup.com/label.aspx?lid=4 Dexter Fong: Bambi: I already told him but I'll also tell you, thanks for the audio Bunnyboy: They're a subsidiary of Verve. Johnny Piano: Watched Mr. Mister from '85 Spring Break concert on video the other day Bambi: have a great night everyone! if you get a chance to stop by saturday evening for our show 7-10 PM ET (6:30PM for some pre show Independent music) we'd love to see you there. http://www.cniradio.com Dexter Fong: Klok: Leaving now for the parking exercise Johnny Piano: Verve is part of Universal, isn't it? klokwkdog: good luck dex Bambi: thanks Dex! our pleasure! Johnny Piano: Bambi, I'll be in Chicago, but I'll be thinking of you! klokwkdog: Bambi -- don't forget to remind them that MORE Firesign 10PM "until" on Sat! Johnny Piano: LAter Dex klokwkdog: bye everyone ||||||||| "11:40 PM? I'm late!" exclaims klokwkdog, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. Purity-Of-Tween: Thanks Bambi... Dexter Fong: Night all to those who leave..see yah later to those who are still here when I return...prolly only be Phil A =\ Bambi: yes, and more FST at 10 PM after our show on Saturday! :-) Johnny Piano: Universal has a cool reissue division called Hip-O Select. TOR: Nite Dex
Bambi says nytol! Bunnyboy: Love the Wikipedia: Here 'tis: Bunnyboy:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Thumb_Records Merlyn: cya dex ||||||||| Bambi rushes off, saying "11:42 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" TOR: Nite Bambi Hemlock Stones: gnight Bambi Bunnyboy: Blue Thumb passed through many hands (get it?) including ABC and MCA. Bunnyboy: nite Bambi! Johnny Piano: So I'm right - part of Universal... Merlyn: all thumbs Johnny Piano: Groan...I mean, GRIN. Honey Sanchez: nite bambi TOR: As the great Tor Johnson once said "Time for go to sleep." t t f n Bunnyboy: Oh, poo. Blue Thumb was deactivated in 2005. Superceded by Verve Forecast. Merlyn: "don't worry about Lobo, he's as harmless as a kitchen" Honey Sanchez: lol tor i thought of that earlier night Johnny Piano: Actually, I think that was Crow or Servo saying that for TOR... Hemlock Stones: ok its so late here its early so i better say bye for now folks, have a good week Bunnyboy: JP: And (puffs up chest) I was right, as well. So nyah! Honey Sanchez: nite stones Bunnyboy: "Home....I have no home..." Johnny Piano: Cheerio, Stones Merlyn: Lugosi says that about Tor's character in some Ed Wood movie Johnny Piano: Never said you were wrong, Bun Bunnyboy: "The JUNGLE is my home!" Honey Sanchez: i should go too i need to catch up on my beauty sleep it eludes me adios Johnny Piano: Bride Of The Monster, Merl...they did that one on MST3K Bunnyboy: nite TOR! Merlyn: nite those leaving Bunnyboy: nite Hemmie! Johnny Piano: Oh geez, American Psycho is on Sci-Fi channel... Bunnyboy: JP: There ain't nothin' right about all the crap I keep in my head. ; ) Merlyn: rite piano Bunnyboy: nite Honey! Johnny Piano: I know the feelin', Bun Johnny Piano: Nite, Honey/Gypsy Dave: I'm fading I'm sure, too bad there's no way to make this thing tell me I'm grey no Johnny Piano: Dave, did you get all the poop from me on the Squigtones album? Bunnyboy: The ladies who adapted AMERICAN PSYCHO to film are also the director and writers of THE NOTORIOUS BETTIE PAGE, which was fun. Bunnyboy: nite Dave! ||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| TOR - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| principalpoop - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Bunnyboy: nite pp! Merlyn: I could put something in, dave, to show the grayness, if you like Johnny Piano: It appears the party's poopin' out. And perhaps I shall too... Johnny Piano: Nite, all... ||||||||| 11:51 PM -- Johnny Piano left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Bunnyboy: Merlyn: Yeah, you could call it JUST FOR GEEKS. Puts the gray IN. Bunnyboy: nite JP! ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Johnny Piano', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 11:51 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... Merlyn: yep, I think some people will be reaped - as they sowed, I guess Johnny Piano: Who are you callin' an idiot, Danger? ||||||||| "Hey Johnny Piano!" ... Johnny Piano turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:52 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Merlyn: although you can usually tell who's going gray, dave, since the non-gray names are listed alphabetically, then the gray ones Bunnyboy: Man, I'm tired, too. G'nite, all you fuzzy logicians. Boney: gray alienation Rotonoto: Gray? Grecian Formula Boney: Nite ||||||||| At 11:55 PM, Bunnyboy dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Dave: but that's in the drop-down box, I meant on the text frames area Boney: is this the chatroom for ancient geeks? Merlyn: oh right, it doesn't display them for manual refresh... Rotonoto: check your grape at the door... Merlyn: Dave, how about a notation by the name on the drop-down menu? That would probably help everyone ||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Honey Sanchez - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. Merlyn: they're flopping like lies Merlyn: wait, that's Rumsfeld
Rotonoto ) Boney: taking about neoclowns, Merlyn? Merlyn: you poked your eyes out, roto, you need a space if you want to start with a : Merlyn: :) like this
Merlyn points out that a colon is the cheap "emote" effect Rotonoto: didn't print what I typed :)
Boney wonders what Merlyn is on about Rotonoto: ahhh, the dreadel leading space Rotonoto: dreaded Merlyn: if it starts with a :, it removes it and doesn't boldface your name
Rotonoto .. Rotonoto: ahhh, yes... Boney: brb
Merlyn dances Rotonoto: I use Grecian Formula, no more grey
Merlyn falls over Rotonoto: he's no fun...
Merlyn inflates his shoes and his ego ||||||||| Catherwood leads shoes for the dead in through the front door at 12:08 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Merlyn: hey shoes, just walk in shoes for the dead: hola, compadres Merlyn: put your feet up Merlyn: that's metaphysically absurd Rotonoto: shoes for industry, compadre... ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dave - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... shoes for the dead: oops, the celofane is scorching, brb Boney: viva zapata Boney: viva zapata Boney: it's pluralistic when you say it twice ||||||||| 12:14 AM -- Boney left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). ||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Rotonoto: .. Rotonoto: come back, doctor dex- we want to talk to you... Merlyn: shoes for the dead is DEAD Rotonoto: hey merl- did y9ou get an idea to get dave squared away with his gray fadingness? ||||||||| Charles Throat enters at 12:22 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex. Rotonoto: ahhh, the aluminum bat man Merlyn: not sure - the manual refresh doesn't show the names across the top, so I suggested adding something in the pulldown menu Charles Throat: hi fellow spuds Rotonoto: power to tha peoples, compadre... Merlyn: hi spudnik Purity-Of-Tween: Hey CT... Charles Throat: Hi Tween Charles Throat: brb Purity-Of-Tween: El Paso, eh CT? Ever get up Austin way? Purity-Of-Tween: It's only 9:20 on the Left Coast, so I guess there's still a chance PA or one of the boyz might show? Purity-Of-Tween: Not that you guys aren't good company :) Purity-Of-Tween: Cat is fading fast. Purity-Of-Tween: Having a rough time of it, I suspect. Dexter Fong: Parked and locked and still not insane Merlyn: we're all fading Dexter Fong: Hey CT Rotonoto: .. Dexter Fong: Roto: I'm back, what did you want to tell me Purity-Of-Tween: NYC must be a really fun place to park. Remembering some Seinfeld episodes... Rotonoto: nothin' particular, just rapt wonderment about the entire parking darma, I guess (I'm not a city boy) ||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Charles Throat - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dexter Fong: Tween: YOu gotta know what you're doing, it's not for amateurs Purity-Of-Tween: CT, we hardly knew ye... Rotonoto: drama Purity-Of-Tween: I'll bet, Dex. Rather a sport is it? lol Dexter Fong: Darma drama, a Bhuddist serial Rotonoto: musical chairs? go for better. come up empty handed? Purity-Of-Tween: Bet it makes you wish you had a Mini or an Insight or something. Purity-Of-Tween: Drama for One Dexter Fong: It's all about the day of the week, the weather, and what bars/restaurants are hot Rotonoto: I'll take Darma for eight hundred, Bob... Rotonoto: Pat Purity-Of-Tween: They should have parking forecasts you can pull up on your mobile. Dexter Fong: Vanna Purity-Of-Tween: I believe Greg will have something to day about that. Dexter Fong: I'll Tivo it and watch it tomorrow Merlyn: well, cya next wick Merlyn: for those of you burning the candle at both ends Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn and thanks for the hosting Purity-Of-Tween: Have fun and stay well, Merlyn... ||||||||| Merlyn departs at 12:34 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Rotonoto: nite... Purity-Of-Tween: Speaking of the Honda Insight, it's 75mpg is starting to look pretty good, even if it's only a 2-seater. Rotonoto: 75? yikes! Purity-Of-Tween: Yep. Dexter Fong: Well, I don't believe Phil A is gonna show up...call me a cynic...call me a pessimist...call me on my cell...call me in my cell...I don't care Rotonoto: my main wheels, work vehicle, gets spectacular 9mpg Purity-Of-Tween: Ohhh myyy gotttt Rotonoto: take one night's sleep and call me in the morning... Rotonoto: well, I don't have any commute- heh Dexter Fong: We gotta a Toyota Priapus...gets 40 girls to the galleon Rotonoto: I get by... Purity-Of-Tween: Just don't call me Shirley. Dexter Fong: Tschirley Rotonoto: woo hoo- you go, guy Rotonoto: das nice mileage Purity-Of-Tween: Austin City uses Priuses (prii/) in their fleet. Insight also. Rotonoto: prii- heh Dexter Fong: Gotta get outta here..good to see you Roto, and Tween...always a pleasure Purity-Of-Tween: I'd love a Prius. Supposedly comfortable and safe for long trips. Rotonoto: nite dex Purity-Of-Tween: Au resovoir, Dex. Be good. Rotonoto: well, I like my odds in big, manly van in a major crash... Rotonoto: lol! Dexter Fong: Prius is might good and practical car..lotta room in back seat, incredibly small turning radius, can park on a dame with a nickel change Purity-Of-Tween: A gaggle of Prii? Rotonoto: they sound nice Purity-Of-Tween: I can park on a dame as well ;) Dexter Fong: Night guys Rotonoto: yeah. man Purity-Of-Tween: But she never refunds :( Rotonoto: nite... Rotonoto: won't even validate your parking? Purity-Of-Tween: Not even when I show her my radius. Rotonoto: ah well, I guess I'm off, too... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bightrethighrehighre into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 12:41 AM, then departs. Bightrethighrehighre: I'm late....!!!! Purity-Of-Tween: Hey Big. Welcome to the insanitarium. Rotonoto: true... Bightrethighrehighre: yeah, Tweeen....the rubber room....!!!! Rotonoto: they have a whole room full of them? Purity-Of-Tween: So what's new in the land of imported palm trees? Bightrethighrehighre: same 'ol stinkin' desert.... Purity-Of-Tween: And desert gold courses. Purity-Of-Tween: Golf Bightrethighrehighre: gentelmen only, ladies fer-biddin.... Purity-Of-Tween: Lived in Scottsdale briefly. Man, you talk about HOT. Rotonoto: .. Bightrethighrehighre: coyote ran off with my ball o the 5th hole, back nine, thought he was cute.... Bightrethighrehighre: HOT....LADIES.... Rotonoto: he thought he caught a mouse? Purity-Of-Tween: LOL Big Bightrethighrehighre: just kiddin....I don't golf.... Purity-Of-Tween: Do you Jetta? Rotonoto: you be wide trackin'? Bightrethighrehighre: the bass fishing is too good out here in Arizona, for any rational human being to waste his time with....golf.............. Purity-Of-Tween: On the Verde River? Purity-Of-Tween: Remember people having tubing parties where they'd tie a bunch of inner tubes together with a cooler in the center and float the Verde. Bightrethighrehighre: except the golf ponds have GREAT largemouth bass, consistently Purity-Of-Tween: Not exactly native habitat LOL Bightrethighrehighre: Purity-Of-Tween: did you tube the salt/verde....? Purity-Of-Tween: Nope, only watched. ||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Purity-Of-Tween: THis was the mid-70's. A friend I was staying with had a Dad who was responsible for the London Bridge at Havasu. Bightrethighrehighre: Tween: yeah Bob Dylan used to tube the S/V in the 70's when he lived in Paradise Valley.... Purity-Of-Tween: Indeed. Is Paradise Valley still a pretty good place? near Camelback, right? Purity-Of-Tween: Remember it being kinda ritzy. Bightrethighrehighre: yeah, north of Camelback mtn... if you wanna see a picture of that area back in 1948, I have it.... Purity-Of-Tween: I'll bet is was stinkin' desert. Bightrethighrehighre: my Dad took as a passenger in a little piper cub.... Rotonoto: nite... Purity-Of-Tween: Water's going to be a real problem, isn't it? ||||||||| Rotonoto is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 12:54 AM. Purity-Of-Tween: Nite, Roto. Purity-Of-Tween: All the golf courses and swimming pools have made a real difference. Bightrethighrehighre: Nite, Rotonoto.... Purity-Of-Tween: Phoenix used to be a place to go if you suffered from allergies. No more, from what I've heard. Bightrethighrehighre: I don't see any way around a water crisis.... the growth is unREAL and this drought won't go away.... Bightrethighrehighre: Tween:where do you live now....?? Purity-Of-Tween: Rain never was Phoenix's stong suit. I recall drivers in the area becoming completely discombobulated during a rainstorm. Purity-Of-Tween: Austin, TX. Also dry, but luckily we're next to the TX Colorado. Purity-Of-Tween: Tonight being an exception. Really strong thunderstroms. Really glad I have a UPS on my computer. Purity-Of-Tween: If you don't have one, get one. They're lifesavers. Bightrethighrehighre: we've had our times of extreme deluge.... mostly dry, dusty, and I love to say it, GAWD BLESS the FST- STINKIN' DESERT....!!!! Bightrethighrehighre: clue me in on ups....? Purity-Of-Tween: Uninterruptable Power Supply. Basically a battery with line conditioning circuitry. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Purity-Of-Tween: Mine's American Power Conversion. Recommended. Bightrethighrehighre: Tween: I lived in Lubbock when I was a kid.... Purity-Of-Tween: The power flucuated and went out several times. Didn't miss a beat all evening. Purity-Of-Tween: Not familiar with Lubbock, except there's apparently some pretty good music out of there, like members of the Flatlanders. Purity-Of-Tween: Grew up around the D.C. area. Lived in Indiana (near Bloomington) for quite a while. Bightrethighrehighre: Yeah- the music scene was hot in the early-mid seventies....L Bightrethighrehighre: oops.... Purity-Of-Tween: Austin's got a great music scene, not that I've had much to do with it. Bightrethighrehighre: "Lubbock city Limits" ring a bell....?? good music was all up and down downtown Lubbock.... Purity-Of-Tween: Some excellent venues. Saw The Strawbs and Gentle Giant in Phoenix at Celeberty Theater. Still there? Purity-Of-Tween: Might have to take a trip up there some time just for the heck of it. Bightrethighrehighre: Celebrity is still there, kickin!!! Bightrethighrehighre: I saw Joe Satriani there last year.... Purity-Of-Tween: Wow. Still a rotating stage? Bightrethighrehighre: come on down, let me know we'll hook.... Bightrethighrehighre: Yeah, same stage, nothing has changed.... Bightrethighrehighre: saw FST ther in 1973....EXCELLENT....!! Purity-Of-Tween: I've thought about a route 10 excursion. Haven't done it in a while. Was at Arcosanti in 1974, which I how I came to know the area. Oak Creek Canyon is wicked nice. Purity-Of-Tween: Is there a recording? Bightrethighrehighre: Yeah...you come to Arizona, you gotta see the big canyon and Sedona.... Purity-Of-Tween: Seen both. Beautiful country, Northern AZ. When I moved from Indiana, my first choice was Austin, the second was Flagstaff. Bightrethighrehighre: No....recording....that I know of.... Purity-Of-Tween: Well, both of Micke