||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 27, 2006 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:35 AM and Firebroiled bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Firebroiled: . . . so hop in your wife and head in any direction on the freeway of your choice, and we’ll see you in a couple of hours, here at Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the World’s Biggest, here in the City of Fine Music. Thanks for the insurrection, and now back to our morning concert of afternoon showtime favorites -- the Magic Bowl movement from Symphony in C Minus by Johann Amadeus Matetsky Pooper ||||||||| "7:36 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Firebroiled, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden. ||||||||| "8:21 PM? 8:21 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah.clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah.clem enters and sits in the comfy chair. ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern.. a rat tail in a bottle? Dear Friends..' ||||||||| Catherwood ushers BeTweenUs&Them into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:26 PM, then departs. BeTweenUs&Them: Hey Virginia... ah.clem: hey Tweeny BeTweenUs&Them: I don't want to usurp Ossman. That's a great akbum :) ||||||||| "8:41 PM? 8:41 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits in the comfy chair. BeTweenUs&Them: album Mudhead: hiya All BeTweenUs&Them: Evenin' Mud... BeTweenUs&Them: You're one of the Mud People? BeTweenUs&Them: Black like me... BeTweenUs&Them: Well, maybe not ;) ah.clem: don't mind him, he's just mudhead ah.clem: a great macnam? BeTweenUs&Them: Unhappy macnam Unhappy macnam ah.clem: hte Dr. is on? BeTweenUs&Them: Gulf of China. They're shooting at us... ah.clem: shoot back Mudhead: sorry guys, I was pulled screaming and kicking from my monitor BeTweenUs&Them: The Tolkien Bay incident... Mudhead: Yes, I am in the cinders ah.clem: could only happen to mudhead, lol Mudhead: Who's this on CNI? BeTweenUs&Them: I like good Apple cinder ah.clem: linux link tech show Mudhead: get a cold Dickens Cider BeTweenUs&Them: Triple-boot Mac :=) ah.clem: will be me in about 5 minutes BeTweenUs&Them: If you've got $2K BeTweenUs&Them: What they were trying to do with RISC 10 years ago... ah.clem: don't even have half a K (had to split it with the sound man) ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn disembarks at 8:53 PM. Mudhead: 2014? Merlyn: hey folks Merlyn: For some odd reason, the notification list for the chat got blanked or something Mudhead: hiya Merlyn Merlyn: Phil said he'd try to show up tonight in a couple of hours or so Mudhead: Wooohooooo BeTweenUs&Them: In a puff of the magic dragon of smoke... BeTweenUs&Them: The Motorola 601 was RISC. It was a great idea. Merlyn: A riscy idea BeTweenUs&Them: 2 more hours of Jonathan? Merlyn: "winner, lame pun of 1987" BeTweenUs&Them: Yeah, but it was a good start. OS 2, Windoze and Apple on the same hardware. ah.clem: yes, but risky... lol BeTweenUs&Them: (clem dances in his underwear on the sofa) BeTweenUs&Them: I have very little instructions these days ;) ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 27, 2006 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Mudhead: dancing girls? ||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. BeTweenUs&Them: Ted Dancin' fools? llanwydd: greetings well met fellow hail BeTweenUs&Them: Hey LL... llanwydd: as they say Merlyn: conrad poos and his dancing teeth? ||||||||| Bambi waltzes in at 9:02 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Mudhead: hiya ll BeTweenUs&Them: Never Jack Welsh on a bet. BeTweenUs&Them: Don't shoot! Mudhead: gotta complaint, go to Helen Waite Bambi: hello Clem, Tweeny, llanwydd, Merlyn and Mudhead ... great to see ya BeTweenUs&Them: I's waltz across TX... BeTweenUs&Them: I'd llanwydd: hi bambi
Bambi opens the door and sheepishly puts back the obsidian door knocker ... llanwydd: what's all this brouhaha Merlyn: ho-ho-ho Merlyn: wrong season llanwydd: first time I heard that I had never heard the word brouhaha Bambi: lol Merlyn: ha ha ha llanwydd: it sounded like blow ha! ha! BeTweenUs&Them: If you don't have "Pink Hotel...", you really need to buy it. Just for "Over The Edge". Firesign does soap opera. llanwydd: over the edge is on next world BeTweenUs&Them: Brew ha ha? I'll have you know that we have micro brew are rees in TX> Merlyn: There are coffeeshops and comedy venues called "brew ha ha" BeTweenUs&Them: I'll put that one on the list. Not Shindler's, of course... BeTweenUs&Them: Shopping for coffee in annon? Bambi: Tweeny .. will you be checking it twice? llanwydd: never heard Next World, tween? BeTweenUs&Them: Don't have it. Police Street is pretty good, though... BeTweenUs&Them: This is bettur. I can't believe it's not bettur... llanwydd: I don't have it but I used to. The Oscars ceremony is hilarious ||||||||| "9:09 PM? 9:09 PM!!" says Catherwood, "klokwkdog should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as klokwkdog enters and sits in the comfy chair. BeTweenUs&Them: I have Rocky the Flying Squirrel. llanwydd: howdy klok BeTweenUs&Them: Arf Merlyn: oh, that's bullwinkle, tween llanwydd: Is that firesign, tween? Mudhead: they got rabies BeTweenUs&Them: Wink, wink, nod, nod... llanwydd: Rocky the flying Roccoco Mudhead: dont bite that squirrel Merlyn: hand me the fiers Bambi: hi Klok Merlyn: fliers* BeTweenUs&Them: Don't crusher that warf! ah.clem: ... llanwydd: so strange that rodents can fly llanwydd: I'm glad rats don't Mudhead: well, pigeons can Merlyn: don't crusher that worf, hand me the sonic screwdriver ||||||||| 9:12 PM: Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" Bambi: well, they are amazng gliders at any rate ... at least some of them Bambi: Dex ... welcome back ah.clem: bats do, close enough BeTweenUs&Them: I'll have the Happy Family special with a side of groatflakes... llanwydd: having just a little trouble with my msntv2. I must log out and come back Merlyn: how a mouse became a bat: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/04/how_to_make_a_bat.php#more Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hello Dear Friends BeTweenUs&Them: Do bats eat cats? Do cats eat cats? (see C.S. Lewis) Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi: Thanks to you and Clem for covering my absence last week =)) llanwydd: I think that will do BeTweenUs&Them: Hello Dear Friends :) Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hey Tween , Klk, llan, Merlyn and Mud Merlyn: see Lewis C. you mean klokwkdog: hello Bambi, all ah.clem: np dex Mudhead: hello Dexter, Hello Klok llanwydd: howdy dex! Bambi: and Klok too Dex :-) ||||||||| Catherwood ushers doctec into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:15 PM, then departs. Merlyn: my dog was pretty far fetched Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: np Dex = Negative/Positive Dex Merlyn: often half a block Bambi: hey doc llanwydd: pardon me while I make a cough of cuppee BeTweenUs&Them: Hello Laaady.... doctec: hi there Mudhead: shocking Dex klokwkdog: Gonna make some eats.... Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi: Yes, and special thanks to Klok for aiding and abetting klokwkdog: hi llan, Doctec BeTweenUs&Them: Doc.. doctec: just got back from acapulco's and my arms are tired Merlyn: And some neat pictures of Cambridge: http://www.webpark.ru/comments.php?id=13274 ah.clem: catherwood almost has the time right, scary ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:16 PM" Bambi: how was your trip Dex? Mudhead: hello doc Merlyn: Oh, it's "Cambirdge", my mistaek Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hey Doc, did I miss you or did you just arrive? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi: Trip was pretty good doctec: (in actuality, acapulco's is a nearby mexican restaurant - i got some cash and lili and i got free lunch yesterday and dinner today for my having cleaned off viruses and spyware from their office computer) BeTweenUs&Them: Mark of the Unicorn. I bow to Cambridge. llanwydd: I shoudn't drink so much poppy Merlyn: you're acapulcoing our legs of the crow doctec: i am in margaritaville ... :-) Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hey Doc: Not bad...'bout $3.50 an hour....big time, eh? =))) BeTweenUs&Them: See the ingredients of Coca Cola circa 1900. Bambi: good deal doc :thumbsup: BeTweenUs&Them: It's addictive. doctec: dex: a little more than that - though not much more :-/ BeTweenUs&Them: $3.50/hr works for ATT ;) Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Doc: 'sokay..as long as you're part of the underground economy doctec: thing is: i proved myself, and they now know who the go-to guy is - good for public relations Bambi: barter is a great way to do things when available BeTweenUs&Them: How's the weather, Dex? doctec: they had a friggin' root kit on their system for grid's sake ... sheesh! llanwydd: imagine all those coca cola junkies lying in the gutter having withdrawals Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tween: Weather is seasonable BeTweenUs&Them: Imagine there's no telephony... Mudhead: backscratching is only effective if your back itches Bambi Bambi: what kind of rootkit? not rbot I hope... llanwydd: it's easy if you don't pick up doctec: no - lemme see if i can dig up the link again hang on BeTweenUs&Them: Tweeny shakes somes seasoned salt... Bambi: sometimes it's mutually acceptable mudhead ... like getting fresh eggs and chickens to old country doctors ;-) Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tweeny enters as the old Seasoned Salt llanwydd: I bought a box of kosher salt last night Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tweeny checks potassium levels Mudhead: circumscribed? Merlyn: for those arriving later, Phil A. said he'd try to check in about 8 PM Pacific time llanwydd: I'm not jewish but I can't stand the thought of eating calcium silicate or whatever they put in that stuff Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Domine, Domine, Domine...you're no longer a goyim llanwydd: kosher salt is simply salt with no additives Bambi: thanks Merlyn ... great to hear Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Right...they just cut the little tips of each grain of salt llanwydd: It'll be great to talk to Phil again doctec: dang, it was some long exe file name ... m-.exe sitting in the C:\Program Files directory doctec: i shoulda bookmarked the google search ||||||||| Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong departs at 9:24 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Outside, the 9:24 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. BeTweenUs&Them: Yes, we have no bannanas... ||||||||| "9:24 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds. BeTweenUs&Them: We have no banannas To Day!!! ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong in through the front door at 9:24 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. llanwydd: well I'm going to put on some van der graaf generator and drink my poppy, pockie cuffee, whatever Mudhead: shush, im not done hiding them Bambi: no worries, as long as you could assure to get everything ... rootkits are special problems ... often difficult to trust a computer to be clean if they've had a rootkit BeTweenUs&Them: Roots people Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Root! Kit, or Die! Mudhead: root? I thout you said roof ||||||||| Catherwood ushers principalpoop inside, makes a note of the time (9:26 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. BeTweenUs&Them: I am sorry that I have only One rootkit to eat for my country... doctec: bambi: thing is, i pulled their hard drive out of their system and put it into a usb enclosure before connecting it to mine and running norton av on it... principalpoop: no bananas BeTweenUs&Them: Hey P... Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Triple P! principalpoop: wb fong, hi all Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Thankee kindly Prince llanwydd: hi some doctec: then as i was poking around in the Program Files directory I found this long-name exe file at the root of Program Files, it looked suspicious... Mudhead: ya know Principal ends in pal doctec: i typed in the name of the exe into a Google search and got a bunch of hits on it identifying it as a rootkit installer Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Doc: Did it have a small mustache? Bambi: unlikely you have any rootkits Tweeny ... you don't use the ubiquitous OS ;-) BeTweenUs&Them: I'm from the 3rd directorate of the Surrealist Party. principalpoop: yes, when I swtiched from judge tonight, I had to stop and think mud Bambi: hi princep doctec: in the WINDOWS\system32 i found recently created hidden files ... "ping.com", "netstat.com", "cmd.com" - i deleted all the recent ".com" files that turned up Mudhead: always think mud Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Mud: Sorry, but no..it ends in Poop llanwydd: anybody want coffee? BeTweenUs&Them: No rootkits? How can I be authenticated? Bambi: had it been installed as yet or just planted doc? Could you tell? principalpoop: I was ubiqutous, but then I grew a mustache Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Begins with it too, if you ask me Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Catherwood, give llanwydd a latte ||||||||| Catherwood gives llanwydd a latte. principalpoop: hubba hubba bambi BeTweenUs&Them: Planted with Mr. Roberts? llanwydd: too latte for that principalpoop: it does begin and end with it, if you ask me Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Im now I-biquitous
Bambi waves Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Its all about my bic doctec: given that there were the hidden '.com' files in WINDOWS/system32, and given the probs they were having (incessant popups that couldn't be stopped), info from the google search indicated the rootkit had been installed principalpoop: flic my bic, please? BeTweenUs&Them: Queen Bambi waves and smiles... Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double toasted almond ||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a double toasted almond.
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong flics principalpoop's Bique
Bambi says yummmm....now won't have to ask again for awhile ... Mudhead: now im piqued llanwydd: a toasted peanut would be cheaper BeTweenUs&Them: Your humble savant, mam... doctec: got rid of the '.com' files, and the weird exe in Program Files manually - between that and running Norton AV, Ad-Aware SE and Spybot S&D on the drive, I think i stamped it out along with all the rest of the crap that was gumming up the works Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Catherwood, give Bambi a double almond with toast ||||||||| Catherwood brings bambi a double almond with toast. principalpoop: oh my, you are a super flicker fong BeTweenUs&Them: O U I ? Bambi: good deal doc principalpoop: now would you like to snap my zippo? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: It's now called High Definition
doctec snaps pp's zippo principalpoop: ouch, too hard doc, too hard Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Zippo is Arabic word for male genitalia BeTweenUs&Them: The definitive fireplace... llanwydd: ever heard van der graaf generator? Great band principalpoop: I define high as oh wow man doctec: sorry pp - will try to be gentle next time Bambi: whoa! now will have enough for all night ... thanks Dex ;-) llanwydd: I'm listening to an album called H to He Who Am the Only One principalpoop: are you kidding fong? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: I like your definition BeTweenUs&Them: We may be giants, well, gentle at least :) llanwydd: "prog" as they say principalpoop: they don't have z or p in their alphabet lol Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi: Presented with your mind in mind doctec: of course, earlier in the week was a different horror show: basement water seepage from the deluge we received in the northeast Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Nope Bambi: lol doctec: just enough water seeped in to get the entire basement rug wet, along with anything else that happened to be on the floor BeTweenUs&Them: You need vitamins. A, B and C to start. And then take the rest, except for Z. principalpoop: ugh, the mold and mildew ewwwww Mudhead: arent the walls attached to the floor doctec: pain in the arse to have to clean up, but given what others in the immediate area had to deal with, i got off light BeTweenUs&Them: We'll give you that if you need it. llanwydd: vitamin Z. must be synthetic Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: What!? No Zinc doctec: the dehumidifier is running 24/7 BeTweenUs&Them: 3 days. That's right, 3 days... principalpoop: I can sing the tic Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: I sing the Body elect tic Mudhead: i put the humidifier and the dehumidifier in the same room and let em fight it out BeTweenUs&Them: Unless there's a remission. Then it'll that'll be 4. principalpoop: our dehumidifer ran for years and years, amazing doctec: and then there's my beloved hp laptop - with extended warranty thank grid - it decided to crap out last sunday night, no display at all - dealing with hp support on the matter has been less than thrilling Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Too many blades of grass no doubt llanwydd: cool syllables guys BeTweenUs&Them: I can sing the booty electric. principalpoop: shocking tween llanwydd: I swing the bloody election doctec: this latest laptop prob comes on the heels of a hard drive death at the beginning of the month Bambi: man, if it's not one hardware problem it's another Bambi: gotta love it Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tween: Touch me there... it'll give you a buzz BeTweenUs&Them: That little rat? doctec: this has definitely been a one step forward two steps back month for me :-/ principalpoop: somebody will get a buzz and as long as one of us is happy Mudhead: least yur still steppin doc principalpoop: ahh dancing doctec, don't forget to cha-cha-cha BeTweenUs&Them: I have a new concept. No slaves. TX. Sorry, it's hard to stop ;) Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: As long as one of us is happy, that's a majority Bambi: heard that doc principalpoop: don't say knuckles BeTweenUs&Them: WPA for MX. Sorry, Mr. Fox. Shouldn't have made the suggestion :) Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Canuck-les BeTweenUs&Them: Don Knuckles? Somebody else is the butt of the joke. llanwydd: that reminds me, where's cat tonight? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Jey Feller! Butts ae no joke!! BeTweenUs&Them: Meow. principalpoop: playing with a mouse no doubt principalpoop: max, meet orphelia butts... Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: I understand his mouse is coardless Bambi: gotta love the little 'extra' that MS put out there on the 25th in the US ... supposedly they were gonna fix their messy patches, and they also slinkily pushed out that stupid WGA Notification crapola doctec: cat is in el lay staying at his cousin's place this week - he said if he can manage to get on the net tonight he'd show up BeTweenUs&Them: For you health, Marlboro. For success, Camel. doctec: but he made no promises principalpoop: ahhhh, clem llanwydd: I saw a couple of cats hanging around my garden this afternoon and there isn't even anything growing yet BeTweenUs&Them: The Enterprise is at Warp. klokwkdog: back, reading llog Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Cat's nip 'em in the bud BeTweenUs&Them: I promise you, this is butter... Bambi: well, just in case, the cheese log will show: Bambi says Hi to Cat! llanwydd: I've dug up practically the whole back yard and a lot of the side and I just have a little lettuce sprouting doctec: and just what the heck is a smile of success? a smug smile or something? principalpoop: wb klick klok Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: wb Klokk BeTweenUs&Them: Are they using approved manure to grow those crops? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Doc: Really white teeth Bambi: wb klok llanwydd: the kind of white teeth you get when you smoke principalpoop: and having all of them BeTweenUs&Them: Ah, Bambi, they're setting up a salting shed at VA... Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Since I've already parked for the night (and day) away for a REALLY big refill principalpoop: slightly different from the famous shit-eating grin principalpoop: cheers fong llanwydd: but only from Fantastic Cigarettes principalpoop: salting shad or what? llanwydd: you get the smile of beauty from taking laxatives doctec: long in the leaf and cans in my shorts? BeTweenUs&Them: For the smile of health, Fantastic Cigarettes. BeTweenUs&Them: Watch your TV, or else. Captain Fantastic. Mr. Terrific. principalpoop: long in my shorts when I am short in the can llanwydd: Robert Fripp is a guest on this Van der Graaf Generator album principalpoop: long legs run in my family BeTweenUs&Them: There's a Lief in my shorts! llanwydd: I had big legs once principalpoop: that is eric's son principalpoop: what happened to your big legs? BeTweenUs&Them: Eric the Blue? principalpoop: eric, ahh heck, from monty python doctec: clown flashlights? BeTweenUs&Them: That's CN blood... llanwydd: that's a quote from Lawyer Hospital, pp principalpoop: angler, idler, nimbler BeTweenUs&Them: Sorrt, CT :) llanwydd: FDR said it klokwkdog: DT -- not much good for rootkits, but I swear by (and occasionally at) Hijack This!. You can read more about it at Castle Cops, a fascinating place logging attempts to fix peoples' computers using Hijack logs and other tools doctec: professional shoe stretchers? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tween: I have Eric the Red in my pants principalpoop: I heard that back in the 1960s llan BeTweenUs&Them: You're wearing knickers LOL llanwydd: I thought I heard it first in 1981 principalpoop: wb fong, throw a towel over it doctec: ...and a pack of cigarettes...' llanwydd: they did that skit at Town Hall when I saw them Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tween: I'm wearing K-Nuckles K-nickers principalpoop: I hope they cleaned up after skitting llanwydd: My brain was in rare form that night. I remember most of the jokes Bambi: there are lots of great tools for cleaning up crapware out there! Google is your friend ;-) principalpoop: with a picture of don knuckles saying hello dummy fong? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: They cleaned up after the Kkk-dishish Bambi: CastleCops has some great ones listed all in one place as to other places doctec: klok: i find i get the best results re cleaning off the nasty crap from systems by connecting the infected drive to a clean system via usb enclosure - keeps the bad mojo from getting loaded into memory, makes it easy to inspect/scan/scrub the infected drive. BeTweenUs&Them: The New Ork knickers llanwydd: including some that haven't been on any album principalpoop: ahh delish Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Who're you calling a dummy llanwydd: which is something when you consider there are two live albums from that tour Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: I'm a vetriculist principalpoop: depends on who looks at your knickers fong BeTweenUs&Them: Take a piece of my heart baby... doctec: sounds like dear friends too on cni tonight Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Only Karl Rove looks at my k-nICKERS llanwydd: I'll bet you never heard Joey Demographico being interviewed by Ben Bland. They did that at Town Hall principalpoop: she was from texas, I am not from texas ah.clem: it is, so far doctec: cool! i had fun putting that together ah.clem: much more to come BeTweenUs&Them: Only General Ripper knows for sure... principalpoop: so far, a record by csny right? super album Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: I did...pppphhhhhttttt! BeTweenUs&Them: But TX wants you anyway :) doctec: ope llanwydd: but do you remember the whole thing, dex? principalpoop: texas gave us bush and delay, you have got a lot of nerve Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: What thing?? llanwydd: see that? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: What?? BeTweenUs&Them: There's no way out. Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Where?? principalpoop: I saw the whole thing, what happened? BeTweenUs&Them: TX also gave you Congresswoman Jordan. llanwydd: Dex, do you remember before the show a trio of loud voices singing Oh Blinding Light Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Who??? llanwydd: I was the loudest Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: When???? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Why Oh why, did I ever leave Ohio principalpoop: no fair doing your journalism class homework in chat fong doctec: What does it all MEAN!? BeTweenUs&Them: Welcome, to side 70. Bambi: Yeah, well VA's Senator for our area, voted for the Patriot Act despite constituents letting him know they didn't want it passed. principalpoop: they did not have time for questions like that back in 1776 Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: It means that I'm in charge and no more K-Nicker comments ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dr. Headphones into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:54 PM, then departs. Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends Mudhead: cuz he knew better I guess BeTweenUs&Them: Mother Trucker... llanwydd: as we learn 100 new words in turkish.....taffy......coffee...... Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hell Kend^ =)) Mudhead: Hiya principalpoop: ahh another doctor, I can get a second opinion klokwkdog: hey, Ken! Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hello doctec: sex jail!!!! Bambi: hi Ken! Dr. Headphones: how's everyone? doctec: she was a wanton woman - always wantin' somethin' Dr. Headphones: sex jail? i ain't....well, that's too personal.... BeTweenUs&Them: The circus is in town... Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Doc: You mean Pussy Prisim? llanwydd: yes, everyone's how principalpoop: I don' t know about everyone, but I am fine thanks, and you? Dr. Headphones: i'm on the day shift this week, home every other night llanwydd: i think that's what they call droll humour, doc Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: How are yah...how yah doinn'? I ask 'em that sometimes BeTweenUs&Them: Heard a great quote from an East Indian the other day. "There's one thing you can do. Stop being a guest at Nero's party". principalpoop: so this is an other night? Bambi: doing well Ken and you? ah.clem: hi Ken, nice to have you with us Dr. Headphones: yes, pp, you fingered, er, figured it out :) Mudhead: Well, I dont know about you, but if my erection lasted longer than 4 hours I'd tell the hospital, heck ?I'd tell everybody! BeTweenUs&Them: 18th gear and 'a crusin'. Dr. Headphones: bambi, a little tired, but don't have to be up until 8am tomorrow, so will stay here a leetle while tonight principalpoop: who is fiddling me? llanwydd: Nero's party? Was he alluding to the Iraq war? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Kend^, so if this was tomorros, you wouldn Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: tomorrow, you wouldn' Dr. Headphones: tween: only 10 in the truck i'm driving, but i've done the 13 speeds before Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: be here Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: here llanwydd: Bush fiddles while Bagdad burns Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: 'ere BeTweenUs&Them: He was alluding to Nero. Dr. Headphones: yep, dex, tomorrow night i'll be in the truck, deliver sat. am, then sunday off BeTweenUs&Them: The poverty and the riches. principalpoop: the fat detective, he is ok Bambi: did you see the log? Phil may be here about 8 PM Pacific time principalpoop: which phil? Dr. Headphones: ah, 11pm eastern, i may still be around here BeTweenUs&Them: They illuminated the party with people being burned on the cross. llanwydd: that's pretty late my time Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Catherwood, what time is it Pacific tyime? ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 9:59 PM!" principalpoop: dr, phil? I can get a third opinion Dr. Headphones: hey, catherwood is *almost* correct now ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dr. Headphones and queries "Someone mention my name?" Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Liar!! Bambi: the biggest problem I see is that while 'we' are trying to give democracy to others, it it being ripped out from under us! Dr. Headphones: yes, catherwood, i mentioned your name. wanna make sumptin' of it????? ||||||||| Catherwood brings sumptin' of it. llanwydd: the only phil who ever comes in here Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Not you kend^ llanwydd: dr. phil BeTweenUs&Them: Worldwide Pants On Fire! Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil Ibuster llanwydd: Phil A. Bowl doctec: good to see you hear, dr. h. Dr. Headphones: Phil A. Delphia principalpoop: I see bambi, can you give me the names and addresses of friends who agree with you? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: {hil harmonica Dr. Headphones: how can you see me hear? are you an otologist? ;) doctec: unfortunately i have to depart for an hour - orders from lili - i will be checking in again at 11pm ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. doctec: see ya real soon ... :-) Dr. Headphones: tell lili "hi" for me, please principalpoop: I get cash from the motherland security group for names... Bambi: not likely princep ;-) ||||||||| doctec leaves at 10:01 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." llanwydd: good time to come back doc principalpoop: good luck doc, goosh fast Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Come back real soon Doc Bambi: see ya then doc llanwydd: anybody know where our resident asian canuck is tonight Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Do you get cash for middle names? principalpoop: rats are starting to jump off the white house ship, that is a good sign Dr. Headphones: just had a couple slabs of dead pig with BBQ sauce and some red beans/rice. mmmmm, good! Bambi: el lay Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Word is he's in LA at his cousins and may join us Dr. Headphones: you want middle names? mine's earl (my dad's first name) principalpoop: only middling pay for them fong Mudhead: jump? Pushed more like it principalpoop: yum ken yum klokwkdog: llan - like Bambi says, Cat is in LA and will try to get on if he can get access to the Internet llanwydd: cool, dex principalpoop: I hope his parents are ok Mudhead: theyre worryin bout Nov 7th Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Minde's real, my pretend fathers last name principalpoop: they should be mudhead principalpoop: yes you did ahh, clem Dr. Headphones: i think we're about to have an uprising in this country at the polls. gawd, i HOPE so! Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: What the hell WAS that? ah.clem ) llanwydd: uprising? principalpoop: no chance, with diebold, we are lucky if the democrats do not lose seats Dr. Headphones: yeah, llan, as in "throw them out on their a$$es" BeTweenUs&Them: Are you making fun of my friend? BeTweenUs&Them: Biggus? BeTweenUs&Them: Dickus? Dr. Headphones: hey, tween, did kinky get his signatures to get on ballot for tex guv? ||||||||| "10:06 PM? 10:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Hemlock Stones should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Hemlock Stones enters and sits in the comfy chair. principalpoop: blowus? Bambi: I don't care what party is in office as long as they don't steal not only our money but our rights for the pleasure. ... getting sick of the whole turn politics has taken over the last 60 years .. and more so in more recent times. llanwydd: throw out the incompetants...er incumbents Dr. Headphones: hey, stoney Hemlock Stones: Oh no, not the comfy chair ! Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hey Hemlock principalpoop: ahh stones, hip hip oh chap BeTweenUs&Them: You think it funny, when I mention my friend's name? principalpoop: sit in the comfy chair and like it stones BeTweenUs&Them: Out of the fog... llanwydd: stones what's my next step to be principalpoop: not funny, more cash for me Hemlock Stones: Hi Dex, llan, PP, Bambi Dr. Headphones , Tween Hemlock Stones: The fox trot i believe Bambi: I will not vote for any republican or democrat that I've seen so far ... and I still have no real options for votes, IMHO. total mess is what our country is in. Hemlock Stones: hrow him the fox llanwydd: got to put on side 2. brb Bambi: hi stones1 principalpoop: guilt is not a question, it is numbers that count klokwkdog: Bambi -- they shot down the Net Neutrality amendment this week ah.clem: we are all getting the chair tonight, lol BeTweenUs&Them: Comfort on Thames? principalpoop: you are not listening to cni llan? Dr. Headphones: chair? i want the drug cocktail or the guillotine! Bambi: I saw that Klok Bambi: and several other really nasty things Bambi: went down this week llanwydd: I don't get cni. pp Bambi: blogged about them Hemlock Stones: I see that Nino now thinks i live in AOL, is that Indiana> principalpoop: what was klok doing when you saw him bambi BeTweenUs&Them: I was a Yankee pilot, and she was a nurse. principalpoop: why not llan? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Kend^ One Drug Cocktail coming up llanwydd: I have msntv2 llanwydd: the supposed upgrade from webtv principalpoop: I downloaded some program and cni opens win wmp Dr. Headphones: hell, i'm not in st. louie either! it's closer than portland, oregon, where he used to think i was klokwkdog: Britain is accelerating their "you must carry this ironclad national ID card" implementation. Australia is going to copy it by stealth. You won't have to have a national ID card, but just don't try and vote, buy property, get health care, etc. principalpoop: in Bambi: Herndon VA I think stones ;-) Hemlock Stones: Hey Klok, Britain is being screwed BeTweenUs&Them: In Through The Out Door principalpoop: if hern is done, take him out of the oven Dr. Headphones: bambi: gotta watch out for those virginia people, ya know.... klokwkdog: I thought AOL was in Rosslyn or something like that. They have a huge switching center there. BeTweenUs&Them: I kneed you love... Hemlock Stones: thanks for that Bambi, it was dark when we drove through and i missed the sign Dr. Headphones: rosslyn is in scotland, neat chapel there principalpoop: did bread sing that? klokwkdog: It's like Atlanta airport in the old Eastern days -- every flight went there. All the sites you access on AOL go thru Rosslyn first Hemlock Stones: they have a big branch in Reston VA i do know that BeTweenUs&Them: The hern's done. How about a bush hell of crabs? Bambi: yes, they don't follow the constituency BeTweenUs&Them: Ruff klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yes, Tony is very good lapdog for Bush principalpoop: add corn starch to change the consituency Dr. Headphones: ruff all over klokwkdog: It's like they fed him some mind-altering crap in 2001 principalpoop: hey mr wilson klokwkdog: Howard is even more sickening Dr. Headphones: to alter a mind, you have to have a mind first BeTweenUs&Them: How is this better than Nixon, Tony? ah.clem: good evening Mr. Stones principalpoop: jack straw sounds like a song BeTweenUs&Them: Uh, uh, Mr. Heathhhhhh Dr. Headphones: i wonder if the brits wish for a return of dame maggie? llanwydd: from witcita Merlyn: Ha! That "not all of them, just pieces of them" was about how the first few seconds of Electrician was cut off klokwkdog: I listened to Helen Clark summarize the last 80 years of Africa, Middle East and Pacific in 60 seconds last weekend, discussing the Marshall Is. situation. Damn I wish we had quality politicians. Even a cartoon like G. Galloway would be better :-( Dr. Headphones: should have put her in charge of iraq. she gave 'em hell in argentina! principalpoop: wikka? careful Hemlock Stones: Jack Straw, David Blunkett and now Charles Clark have two things in common, one they have all been home secs in charge of security and two, they are incompetent assholes llanwydd: actually a jackstraw is a scarecrow BeTweenUs&Them: Sailing the Brit Nacy to sheep herders... Ah, the good old daze BeTweenUs&Them: Navy klokwkdog: Ken -- I'm not very well informed, but I think the situation is that everyone hates Tony Blair's guts, but the alternatives turn their stomachs, too Bambi: and they are selling us out more and more to corps ... copyright to be worse than ever, eminent enflame, fair use discharged, and taxed up the kazoo ... and life is supposed to be soooo good BeTweenUs&Them: Those Grenadians gotta be stopped! Dr. Headphones: klok: sounds like here klokwkdog: Looks like the Pentagon is about to screw over Britain, France, Italy, etc. on the F-35 joint strike fighter. They have contributed billions to its development Dr. Headphones: i've been listening to a lot of cbc lately on sirius and the canadians now have bush lite in charge Hemlock Stones: What Tween, all three of them ? Merlyn: yeah, the US needs fewer friends Dr. Headphones: don't stop the grenadines, we won't be able to make tequila sunrises any more! BeTweenUs&Them: Vladimar doesn't know where his nukes are. Oops... klokwkdog: they just told Britain they won't give them design details that would allow them to service the planes. It's beginning to look like they may never even finish the plane. Hemlock Stones: its getting them Merlyn principalpoop: we need grenadine, to make tequila sunrises, are you insane? principalpoop: stop that ken, I will not stand for that BeTweenUs&Them: It's Plan R principalpoop: grrrrr Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: ; Dr. Headphones: plan R in sector N after dark? klokwkdog: Ken -- yeah, I saw that the PM ordered that Canadian flags not be flown at half-mast for soldiers killed in Afganistan BeTweenUs&Them: You have to know the latest password (wasn't that a game show?) principalpoop: hehehe that is capitalism, let them sue hehehe BeTweenUs&Them: For the lounge suite, Karl... Bambi: totally stupid ... what business doesn't have manuals available for fixing things ... even if you have to buy them? cut off their nose to spite their faces ...idiots llanwydd: did you say plan R sir. Jolly good joke Dr. Headphones: klok: heard interview with father of canadian dead soldier, loved it when chretien showed up to welcome the body home. didn't think much of current PM's new idea Merlyn: It turns out the XM Radio people really hated all the remarks about "degraded audio" in this bit Hemlock Stones: lets hope they arent written by Microsoft Bambi or we are all in trouble principalpoop: is plan R like preparation H? BeTweenUs&Them: It's is bloody good test. Now give me the code... klokwkdog: Bambi -- F-35 is a stealth aircraft and giving Brits the manuals would compromise security (meanwhile, the Russians have disassembled the F-117 that Serbia gave them and figured all that out) Dr. Headphones: bend over, spread 'em.... principalpoop: ahhh plan M Bambi: that sucks Klok ... those boys don't make the rules and their lives are as valuable as anyone else's. that is dastardly ... they will make the same mistake this country did to the boys coming home from vietnam ... BeTweenUs&Them: Would you like to buy a Brit Lightning? Gave the engine to Stalin. Oops... Bambi: LOL, true Stones! BeTweenUs&Them: Rolls Royce klokwkdog: Ken -- in Australia, Howard is spinning like mad -- his chosen private contractor over there shipped some other country's dead soldier back and they didn't find out about it until just before the plane landed in Oz principalpoop: Bolls Boyce Hemlock Stones: Brit Lightening never crashes in the same place twice Tween Dr. Headphones: klok: heard about that snafu also. that would be a real shock for parents/family Bambi: then why are they making something available for sale that they feel they can't sell properly. BeTweenUs&Them: Bollocks Royce LOL Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: Howard Hughes is in Australia?? Dr. Headphones: private mortuary in kuwait f***ed up "big time" klokwkdog: Ken -- there was a Vulcan for sale on eBay a year or two ago klokwkdog: Dex -- John Howard, evil PM of Oz principalpoop: nemoy? BeTweenUs&Them: But, ther's two of everyone but me... Merlyn: ill eagle aliens? Dr. Headphones: only vulcan i'd consider buying is mr. spock ;) Dr. Headphones: merl: they are undocumented immigrants. let's all be PC about it Hemlock Stones: I prefer Joline Blaylock Dr. H Dr. Headphones: who's that, stones? BeTweenUs&Them: Rolls Royce jet engine. Mine gott in himmel. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 10:21 PM. Elayne: Evenin' all! Dr. Headphones: hey, E Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Joline Blaylock and her heartbreak of Vulcanization BeTweenUs&Them: This is Walmart. principalpoop: giving me the benz BeTweenUs&Them: Hey E... llanwydd: hi e principalpoop: hello E Bambi: Hi Elayne! Merlyn: illegal alerons? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hi Elayne BeTweenUs&Them: Can't happen twice? Hemlock Stones: hi Elayne principalpoop: joline, she was the waitress on that tv show Hemlock Stones: i was hoping she was waiting for me PP BeTweenUs&Them: The flaps aren't working... Dr. Headphones: i guess there's a vulcan in one of the trek copies i never watched. i only did the original one. i'm a purist, i guess klokwkdog: hey, E! BeTweenUs&Them: That isn't logical. principalpoop: ahhh, want your rewards from the war of 1812 stones? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Kend^ You're not a purist, you're a Puritan BeTweenUs&Them: The White House burns? BeTweenUs&Them: 1812? Dr. Headphones: hey, klok, i did finally buy 100 blank dvds (walmart, around .30 each) and my writer does wonderfully on files. haven't got software to master regular dvd yet principalpoop: puritan is fake oil Dr. Headphones: dex: i NEVER wore buckled shoes or funny hats! Hemlock Stones: no one wins a war PP, you went to escape from a series of Georges in their dynasty over here and then got your own klokwkdog: ken - Nero should work llanwydd: I'm puerile BeTweenUs&Them: Well, just remember, you can't buy anything from anyoneone who doesn't want them to buy something from you. Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Kend^ But what about the manalo high heels principalpoop: touche hemlok Bambi: or your tight shiny pants Ken? Dr. Headphones: amen, stones. heard a good one the other day: there are no war crimes since war itself is a crime Hemlock Stones: thats true Doc principalpoop: who said that ken, give me the name.... Dr. Headphones: oh, you guise think you know my wardrobe? hell, i probably still have bell bottoms and a nehru jacket in the closet somewhere! Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Kend^ What about a felony commited during a crime? Elayne: Hang on, is Ken wearing high heels AND tight shiny pants? Looks like I got here just in time! Hemlock Stones: thats an extra Dex Dr. Headphones: poop: don't know, sorry. was cruising through radio and caught a few minutes of people talking about the quote but no mention of who said it BeTweenUs&Them: Bell Bottoms? Be sure you buy blues from Clapton :) principalpoop: hehe they were not shiny when he put them on hehe Mudhead: ahhh, there I am BeTweenUs&Them: A space ship has landed on the maul. principalpoop: ok, I will put the radio guys on it, thanks and sieg, oops hail bush Dr. Headphones: there? i thought i was here.... Bambi: gotta love the Nick Danger stuff and to have the Google reference and 'feel lucky' was so cool Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: away for refill BeTweenUs&Them: Oh, my knows... Bambi: lol Elayne principalpoop: if you guise are here, wear m I? Dr. Headphones: dex drinking that single malt scotch i bet....hey, i got some of that stuff too! BeTweenUs&Them: Glenlivit? principalpoop: having a malted fong? llanwydd: I don't know why anybody buys expensive scotch Hemlock Stones: so the Malts divorce came through Dr ? Elayne: Catherwood, please bring Dr. H some scotch. ||||||||| Catherwood hands dr h some scotch. BeTweenUs&Them: Single Malt? I'll have a cherry coke w/vanilla :) Dr. Headphones: tween: that's what i have. 12 years old (in barrel--been sitting in kitchen for 8 yrs and about 1/2 gone) Mudhead: wheres my grape Nehi? principalpoop: pedophile, wait until the scotch is 18 Elayne: Catherwood, please pour the Grape Nehi over Mudhead. ||||||||| Catherwood hands the grape nehi over mudhead. Dr. Headphones: lol, stones! took me a minute to click on that one klokwkdog: Ken -- good one in TPM this week: (CNN Headline) "Terror Case Against Ice Cream Salesman Collapses." ah.clem: real coke, real vanillia principalpoop: real Dr. Headphones: klok: haven't read him in ages. will have to restart this weekend Elayne: Has anyone had the new Dr. Pepper berries/cream thing? Just curious. Mudhead: Thanks for the upside down Nehi Elayne Hemlock Stones: I hear it still comes in bottles in your country Clem BeTweenUs&Them: Whatever you think you childhood was, you've never been to the Philadelphia ghetto. Courtesy of the American Friend's Service Committe circa 1972. Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Catherwood, bring me a Malted Fong ||||||||| Catherwood brings Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong a malted fong. llanwydd: was he selling guns out of the ice cream truck? klokwkdog: E -- is that a mixed drink or a soft drink? BeTweenUs&Them: Close, LL LOL principalpoop: confessions obtained by torture are useless, I would admit and sign anything Elayne: Soft drink, Klok. They've started running ads for it in our area. Dr. Headphones: llan: according to the gub'mint, he sold ice cream to finance his son's summer camp in afghanistan klokwkdog: sounds like an alcoholic version of bubble tea Elayne: Sounds like it's probably just Dr. Pepper mixed w/ cream soda. klokwkdog: oh, alright, sounds like a soft drink version of bubble tea llanwydd: neve believe anything anyone says in custody llanwydd: but just try telling that to a jury Dr. Headphones: e: dr pepper has no "." after the dr BeTweenUs&Them: This is the new drink my mids put me on... BeTweenUs&Them: my kids Elayne: Ah, thank you Dr... H! Dr. Headphones: some trivia for you, no charge :) principalpoop: your kids are at the naval academy? Elayne: How many . in Doctor Memory? Elayne: If she were a woman it'd be about 12 . in a year... Dr. Headphones: if i had kids, i'd send them to the navel academy llanwydd: the ice cream truck that came around my home town was Mr Softy Hemlock Stones: brb Bambi: ...---... Elayne: That would be interesting to contemplate, Dr. H. Dr. Headphones: unless doctor memory is female, no periods there either principalpoop: with or with a . llan? BeTweenUs&Them: I'd buy them oranges and broccali llanwydd: I always imagined that guy selling weird horrible things in the ice cream Elayne: No trust me, Dr. H, unless she's on the pill she'll have about 12. Elayne: Per year. llanwydd: don't remember, pp Dr. Headphones: heard about new pill for women, one . per year klokwkdog: llan -- he was, but they were put in by the manufacturer... llanwydd: What kind of ice cream do you have? Fish. principalpoop: watch out for those yellow salty popsicles Dr. Headphones: i eat only breyers ice cream. nothing artificial Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Don't eat the yellow popsickles ah.clem: chips with that? Elayne: If you take that new pill you get to sit in soft pink cushiony chairs, apparently. principalpoop: breyer makes good supreme court justices too llanwydd: I've never been big on ice cream llanwydd: LOL dex Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: You're suppposed to eat it, not apply it Dr. Headphones: i'm in a hard black chair. but at least there aren't any electrical wires going to it Mudhead: Viagras helpin me principalpoop: I scream, you scream ahhh you know the rest Hemlock Stones: just as well llan, you tend to sink into it Elayne: Catherwood, please do NOT serve Llanwydd any ice cream. ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Elayne and inquires "Something I can help with?" Elayne: ... *sigh* hopeless Dr. Headphones: catherwood is in a priggish mood tonight ||||||||| Catherwood iss in a priggish mood tonight. llanwydd: before Mr Softy, I lived in Teaneck and there was Good Humor Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Cathewood begins too lisp principalpoop: do not hiss at us c Dr. Headphones: what's the "iss" all about? llanwydd: I moved out of teaneck when I was 3 but I remember it very well
klokwkdog used to get Licorice ice cream cones at B&Robbins. People would ask, "What flavor is that?" "Stone" Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a draft rootbeer float ||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a draft rootbeer float. Dr. Headphones: teaneck, coffeebutt, i've been through all of 'em llanwydd: Good Humor was replaced by Teddy Barr principalpoop: I had a teaneck, I got a straw principalpoop: ahhh a black cow bambi yesmam llanwydd: I went back to Teaneck when I was in my early twenties and saw Teddy with grey hair. I nearly flipped Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Turn in your T-shirt, get a jack-straw llanwydd: he was still driving the ice cream truck Mudhead: shoes Dr. Headphones: black cow reminds me of the guy in holland putting advertising blankets on sheep in field. mayor fined him, law says no outside advertising
Bambi smiles klokwkdog: Catherwood, please bring me a nice Darjeeling bubble tea ||||||||| Catherwood hands klokwkdog a nice darjeeling bubble tea. principalpoop: what ever happened to mr bubble, is he still alive? Bambi: lol Dr. Headphones: bubble tea sounds like a waterpipe to me........ Merlyn: the bubble burst Mudhead: he's poped, errr poooped Elayne: Catherwood, please bring PrinPoop some Mr. Bubble, with a twistg. ||||||||| Catherwood brings prinpoop some mr bubble with a twistg. klokwkdog: Poop -- yes, but his empire collapsed several years ago Elayne: No, leave out the "g"... principalpoop: he had an affair with mr whipple Dr. Headphones: if you leave out the "g", then it all floats away principalpoop: golly gee llanwydd: mr guggle? Elayne: No no, that's not the G, that's the whiz. Mudhead: there it goes Bambi: when you gotta go.... llanwydd: with the gug gug guggly eyes Elayne: Catherwood, another Whiz from the fridge, please. ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Elayne and mumbles "Did you want something?" llanwydd: the whiz and he lives in oz Elayne: You can't buy him, you can only rent him... principalpoop: there was a national lampoon cartoon, a couple watching tv, the caption said: look, mr whipple said not to squeeze the charmin but he is squeezing it himself Elayne: Goes right through ya... Dr. Headphones: we're off to see the whizzer, llan? principalpoop: gee whiz klokwkdog: that reminds me, I'm getting more and more frustrated by having to clean up after my refrigerator klokwkdog: can't anyone make one that's housebroken? Dr. Headphones: no, poop, CHEESE whiz Bambi: Catherwood please pour Elayne anohter Whiz from the fridge ||||||||| Catherwood brings elayne anohter whiz from the fridge. Mudhead: uh, reminds me, i gotta see a ...er.... BeTweenUs&Them: G Whizz, Commodore Basic? Hemlock Stones: untidy fridges are not cool Klok Elayne: Well, you know what they say, Klok, if your refrigerator is running, why don't you catch it? Dr. Headphones: tween: with lionel ritchie principalpoop: gee cheese whiz or cheese gee whiz? cheesy whiz? Hemlock Stones: and does the light stay on Klok ? Elayne: Seriously, just put a little bucket under it, that should catch everything. BeTweenUs&Them: New penicyllin in the fridge? klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I don't care about their mental state; I just don't want them to mess on my nice clean floor llanwydd: I smell freon! principalpoop: let prince albert out of that can klokwkdog: Hemlock -- oh yeah, the dang thing is so proud of its messes, like some kind of present for me or something. Lights, compressor clicks, icemaker dumps...the works principalpoop: you went to get a grape nehi and never came back Hemlock Stones: put down some paper Klok, you could start with the Dayton Daily News and work your way up BeTweenUs&Them: This is 1960, letting you know that no moment is completely free.. klokwkdog: elayne -- whatever is afflicting the fridge, in no way to i want it to spread to my buckets Elayne: Catherwood, bring PrinPoop another grape Nehi. ||||||||| Catherwood gives prinpoop another grape nehi. Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: ; klokwkdog: i nest them when they're not in use and that can spread any disease like wildfire llanwydd: I used to think it was pronounced nay-he principalpoop: not me, clarence, clarence snake but thanks BeTweenUs&Them: Beware of we'rewolves... llanwydd: but it's like Nehi to a married grasshopper Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: K-no llan, K-nee Hi!! BeTweenUs&Them: Especisally on the fox channel. klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I'd likely use Rev. Moon's The Washington Times Dr. Headphones: klok: i wouldn't put that rag in a bird's cage Hemlock Stones: is that easy to put down or does it rise to the occasion Klok llanwydd: I've never seen the Redd Foxx channel principalpoop: toxic, use glove and radiation suit BeTweenUs&Them: We reperesent Korean Karate. Hear the laughter from across the Pacific... Dr. Headphones: llan: watch it in black and white for a real treat llanwydd: LOL kend principalpoop: wotch you talking about ahh, bernie? barney, beevis? klokwkdog: has anyone seen a web comic called "S.S.D.D."? It's very strange BeTweenUs&Them: It's an arranged marriage. Bush/Cheney Dr. Headphones: no, klok, but i know what it means. "single sided, double density" or was it "same shit, different day"? llanwydd: bernie sanders, barney frank and beevis as it may principalpoop: sadistic sodomy domination dames? I bet it is strange klokwkdog: Hemlock -- it's like in kind to what is coming out of the fridge... Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: Anything on the web is very strange principalpoop: take that back fong, the internet is our friend BeTweenUs&Them: All Republicans should have a picture of Moon next to their bed. Hemlock Stones: is it this one Klok www.PoisonedMinds.com
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong Dexter fong takes back some of Ppp's band width llanwydd: keith? principalpoop: next to their unwashed magic hankerchef ewww BeTweenUs&Them: LOL P klokwkdog: Yeah, Stones -- Poisoned Minds it is! Hemlock Stones: Spybot warns me its full of Double Click principalpoop: the messiah is back llan, keep up on current events llan llanwydd: never liked keith moon. or the moonies principalpoop: wild ahhh, clem wild Dr. Headphones: i'm full of something too, but spybot doesn't warn me BeTweenUs&Them: Under Light, Of The Silveree klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I hit it while looking at "English for Americans": http://www.poisonedminds.com/Flash/FlashShow.php?ver=5&w=400&h=340&id=arse&bg=3399FF&q=high&url=./English/English.swf Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Clem: I *am* ebtertai ded Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: entertainded principalpoop: who llan? BeTweenUs&Them: Like Moon. Mongo Like Bonham... llanwydd: that took me a while, pp Dr. Headphones: my ex was bonham (maiden name) but no relation to the little drummer boy klokwkdog: Hemlock -- yeah, you'll probably have to vacuum after looking with Spybot or Ad-Aware :-( BeTweenUs&Them: They couldn't get a mic near Bonham. Kept breaking diaphrams. principalpoop: yes llan? Elayne: Damn. Allergies getting to me again, too dizzy to sit at the computer any more. Elayne: Next week, al. ||||||||| At 10:51 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: TWEEN: Thtat's why she had so many children Dr. Headphones: ttfn, e llanwydd: night elayne klokwkdog: feel better, E! principalpoop: good luck E Merlyn: who's al? ah.clem: good night E! Dr. Headphones: that E is **QUICK** BeTweenUs&Them: Hence something over the cymbals, a kick drum, and stereo room mics. llanwydd: elayne missed phil. Maybe we should have told her Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Night Elayne...Stay gillespied principalpoop: al, the norther form of the word y'al BeTweenUs&Them: I need your love - In The Evening... Merlyn: there's no guarantee phil will show up... Dr. Headphones: tween, thanks for asking, but no thanks Merlyn: I can email her if he does llanwydd: I always worry what i'm going to die from when I check out of this chat room principalpoop: I will demand my money back, double my money BeTweenUs&Them: Philling up these days will cost you a pretty penny. Merlyn: I always look at the live chat link to see how I left Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: But you always come back the next week..so why worry principalpoop: the back of the nickles change, don too Dr. Headphones: tween: i used debit card to fill up, cuts off at $50 and i wasn't even full yet llanwydd: but I die of such nasty diseases principalpoop: ouch ken Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: It's cryin' time principalpoop: bambi is jealous you get the plague so often llan BeTweenUs&Them: Pretty much sucks, but then, gas has been $5 in Euro since the 70's. llanwydd: it's hard to sleep with buboes Mudhead: we pay big money for the plaque principalpoop: hehe, buboes is cute huh? hehe llanwydd: and I don't mean barbara buboe Hemlock Stones: its nearly a £1 per litre here now Tween principalpoop: red nickles never got a plaque principalpoop: euros and litres, screech english troop BeTweenUs&Them: On the other hand, it takes a couple of days' driving to get from East to West TX. principalpoop: how many litres in a pint? Hemlock Stones: its a couple of days driving to get from East to West London Tween klokwkdog: yeah € everywhere these days BeTweenUs&Them: The United Snakes? Don't retread that tire on me Ken! ||||||||| boney steals in around 10:57 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." boney: Where's Phil Austin? llanwydd: howdy bone klokwkdog: Hemlock -- I hear that's only if Ken Livingston lets you through BeTweenUs&Them: Ah, my boney boy... principalpoop: hello boney Merlyn: Near Seattle, I think Dr. Headphones: "i'm so tired, i haven't slept a wink...." llanwydd: phil austin's probably coming tonight klokwkdog: boney -- I think he's in Las Vegas principalpoop: let us practice for phil, pretend boney is phil Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hi Boney Dr. Headphones: hi, phil, good to see ya again Merlyn: hi boney phil BeTweenUs&Them: Which is more like $7US, Stones? principalpoop: how do you like american girls boney? boney: I'll be back after everyone is gone Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Good Idea...Hey Boney, how's the blond bombshell? llanwydd: he'll be driving an austin martin Dr. Headphones: i don't like boney girls, but that's another story entirely boney: Three o'clock in the morning, Fresno time Merlyn: ¥250 per litre principalpoop: when are the 4 you doing at show at my house? BeTweenUs&Them: Consider yourself interviewed... klokwkdog: $1.50-$1.60 per £, depending on how much the world believes the US is actually gonna pay back all those bonds ||||||||| boney leaves to catch the 10:59 PM train to Billville. principalpoop: martin will driving an austin phil? BeTweenUs&Them: $7US gallon (before you went metric) principalpoop: see, we chased him away Dr. Headphones: catherwood, what time is it? ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:00 PM" BeTweenUs&Them: Litre, Klok principalpoop: we need a plan, we need organization ,we need discipline Bambi: ... llanwydd: If they do a show at your house what will you charge for admission Dr. Headphones: poop: for that, we need a leader! principalpoop: fuck leaders, I do what I want ah.clem: ... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. llanwydd: If they did a show at my house, we'd have an audience of three at the most klokwkdog: tweeny -- I was doing the exchange rate, not the price conversion BeTweenUs&Them: 2x, 2x, 2x the translation... principalpoop: no charges, they better get all their shots first llanwydd: I actually rent a converted summer cottage Merlyn: we agreed, no leaders ah.clem: that's the spirit Poop klokwkdog: llan -- that must be uncomfortable in the winter, given your latitude Mudhead: no leaders, no followers Hemlock Stones: and thats what we got Merlyn principalpoop: M or ah, clem, I would obey, because I must BeTweenUs&Them: I found a sumner cottage. I signed at Appomatox. Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Tells us about your attitude llanwydd: actually I have a very efficient kerosene heater llanwydd: and I don't mean a gun Merlyn: do you get bombed in the cottage? BeTweenUs&Them: We've seen kero. llanwydd: but it's a matter of time before I move into a bigger place ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies doctec inside, makes a note of the time (11:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. doctec: bacque Dr. Headphones: wb, dt klokwkdog: llan -- how do you keep the rest of the place warm? principalpoop: is that near ptomaine? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: wb Doc Dr. Headphones: basque? ETA RULEZ! principalpoop: wb doctec klokwkdog: wow, DT is punctual llanwydd: hello again doc Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Time for another refill doctec: i'm very punctual - except when i'm late Merlyn: doc got piercings? llanwydd: It's a big heater not a little space heater ah.clem: something just for you Mr. Principal, cued up soon principalpoop: that is punctural doctec: jean-paul bisquiat llanwydd: and what "rest of the place", it's like living in a thimble Hemlock Stones: heating space is a big job, llan principalpoop: I apologize ah, clem, i was just kidding honest, I will be good Dr. Headphones: ok, dear friends, i'm yawning pretty much full time now, will see you next time i'm here. g'nite all llanwydd: good one stones Dr. Headphones: if phil shows up, tell him i said "hi" doctec: nite dr. h - get some rest klokwkdog: llan -- the first thing you realize is that space is big, really big! ||||||||| "Hey Dr. Headphones!" ... Dr. Headphones turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:05 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Merlyn: I never liked thimblism in movieth doctec: will do dr. h. Hemlock Stones: ok Dr H, get plenty ZZZZs principalpoop: safe driving, yum meal yum ciao Mudhead: ni doc llanwydd: It's actually not as bad as that. It's rather pleasant but I'd rather have a bigger place ah.clem: good night Ken llanwydd: LOL Merl principalpoop: hennies brother jack thimblism is a good actor klokwkdog: nite, Ken llanwydd: the sun is a space heater doctec: the thimblism of thumbelina - on the next ebery & roeper llanwydd: but space doesn't actually get hot principalpoop: you are bright llan klokwkdog: llan -- there's no "there" there klokwkdog: but in truth, black holes are shown to be more efficient space heaters than a sun Merlyn: the old popeye comic strips are full of thimblism llanwydd: I know but I always wonder where where went principalpoop: the dick van dyke show where oonie-oop aliens in walnuts took thumbs Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Missed KEND^'s exit..Night Dear friend doctec: the aliens with eyes in the back of their heads llanwydd: maybe the russians should live in a black hole principalpoop: skulking, whimpering doctec: that was a *great* episode Hemlock Stones: you cant read by em though Klok principalpoop: yes doc, ewwwww BeTweenUs&Them: You shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark... Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Merlyn: Thimblesism/Popeye....lol llanwydd: you can read by them if you're inside principalpoop: I have done a lot of bad things in my life rob, but I never oonie-ooped anybody ||||||||| Bonecrusher sashays in at 11:09 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Hemlock Stones: but surely gravity is so high that not even a joke can escape ? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hi Bc BeTweenUs&Them: China just did Alan Shepherd. It's going to get interesting. BeTweenUs&Them: Ouch! doctec: getting oonie-ooped by xenu - on the next oprah principalpoop: hello bonecrusher llanwydd: bonecrusher are you also known as boney? klokwkdog: Hemlock -- jokes are levity. They are not afflicted by gravity principalpoop: ahhh super poop speech lol llanwydd: I wouldn't like that stones. It would feel very lonely BeTweenUs&Them: Only if he heals. Bonecrusher: I cannot answer questions without my attorney present Hemlock Stones: yes they are true opposits llan BeTweenUs&Them: Well, here's your gift... principalpoop: is your attorney a 6 foot tall hawaiian? Bonecrusher: my legal team BeTweenUs&Them: Does your attorney like it? Mudhead: The opposite of gravity IS comedy doctec: veterinarian, heel thyself Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: ...with a durfboard Bonecrusher: all of them Samoans Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: surfboard principalpoop: leo mention klok, cool, super cool llanwydd: If a joke couldn't escape, I would have to make myself laugh ah.clem: glad you liked it, PP klokwkdog: Poop -- how we light up at minor celebrity. "Leo mentioned my alias" ;-) Bonecrusher: vote vegetarian llanwydd: where would people like george carlin be in a black hole principalpoop: samoans? I lke the peanut butter girlscout cookes better doctec: lland: very quiet Hemlock Stones: oooh sounds tasty, please send the recipe, i am really tired of takeaways klokwkdog: llan -- on the outside looking in principalpoop: sure klok, sure Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: well at least he'd have a place to put his stuff llanwydd: the soybean party principalpoop: we must celebrate celebrates Bonecrusher: I knew a vegtarian libertarian librarian llanwydd: lol dex klokwkdog: poop -- I'm in encrypted communication with him Bonecrusher: vegEtarian llanwydd: did he make a sandwich between two pieces of paper? principalpoop: ahh tales from the crypt, too scary for me Bonecrusher: all of my communication is cryptic klokwkdog: poop -- I'm also older than he is. Heck, young Ken is older than he is klokwkdog: and he's on the radio talking about being "an old guy". Annoys me. Mudhead: good ole Mutt & Sm,ut BeTweenUs&Them: Gotta get dinar... Until last time, again... Mudhead: ni Tween klokwkdog: nite Tweeny Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Night Tween ||||||||| BeTweenUs&Them leaves to catch the 11:14 PM train to Hellmouth. llanwydd: this says subversive! not faulty Bonecrusher: vegetables again? grumble grumble principalpoop: eat well, go to the waffle house in hellmouth llanwydd: tween is going to come back with a shorter name llanwydd: oh how waffle principalpoop: oh how waffle klokwkdog: llan -- for Tweeny, today's was a shorter name Hemlock Stones: didnt know you could get a trim this time of night llan Bonecrusher: The new White House press secretary is actually named Joe Blow? Will he help the Dubster stop waffling? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: This is a great Mutt 'n Smutt wpisode klokwkdog: she was a former multiple identiy poster child llanwydd: speaking of vegetables, I've got green peppers growing indoors and cabbage just sprouting principalpoop: sounds like a snow job Bonecrusher: brb ||||||||| At 11:17 PM, Bonecrusher hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." doctec: or a snow cone klokwkdog: Bone -- I thought the new PS was on loan from State Television llanwydd: at least boney didn't die of buboes principalpoop: barbara bobo Mudhead: hemp llanwydd: Peter Sellers? doctec: bobeau Hemlock Stones: brb Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Announicing Mr. and Mrs. Boney Bobo doctec: you've seen peter's cellar? principalpoop: john buyers? llanwydd: never seen him on state television doctec: it's a cellar's market Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Doc: Peter keeps his root kit in his root cellar ah.clem: ... doctec: his kit has taken root llanwydd: mrs bates will have to go in the fruit cellar Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hope the Briskit doesn't take root near me principalpoop: think the rain will hurt the rhubarb? llanwydd: brisket doesn't usually take root llanwydd: i can take it with root beer klokwkdog: The new White House press secretary is Tony Snow. ah.clem: to find the young Master? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: If it's done right, no principalpoop: in pigtown, ussa Mudhead: not if its prepared properly doctec: tony snow job klokwkdog: does Tony have to quit his job at Fox? Or can it be a joint appointment? principalpoop: hehe joint appointment hehe doctec: klok: he will be leaving the foxes in the hen house llanwydd: legend of hen house Merlyn: lol llan Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: or, The Little Foxes principalpoop: a foot is the leg end, I know that llanwydd: rev. benny henn doctec: (cue yakkety sax theme)
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong enters the foot or leg end of the Hen House principalpoop: is that the guy who slaps the devil out of peoples ears? llanwydd: not that benny hen Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: He's being egged on by a foxy fox doctec: jack benny's hen? principalpoop: I shot cock robin principalpoop: sure, henna color you want Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tune in 2 morrow for MTW's nes reality show, Foxing the Cheickens doctec: henna penna llanwydd: funny how falwell is so supportive of benny hinn llanwydd: I've never seen such a phony principalpoop: ahhh henny penny, I used to have a crush on her klokwkdog: funny how McCain is so supportive of falwell Hemlock Stones: Hemlock Stones: llanwydd: that too, klok Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: Not all that funny...long thought he was a phony principalpoop: principlepoop Hemlock Stones: lol Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Dexter etc..... Hemlock Stones: its contagious doctec: grand canyon principalpoop: no, but it is catching Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: It's a butte llanwydd: no it's a mound Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tech Control has just informed me it's a Mound Hemlock Stones: i would have caught it but its my back you know ... principalpoop: no, it was a mule ah.clem: or Sky's niece Penny Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: I've seen that mule in the Burrito klokwkdog: Gloria Winters Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: His name is Don Qui principalpoop: she was hot too hehe llanwydd: gloria winters is a cold sounding name Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Clem: His nephew was Clifford klokwkdog: she was a bit short principalpoop: gloria something in playboy, hubba hubba Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Gloria Alleghlughlah llanwydd: well where's Austin? llanwydd: In texas Merlyn: we'll all be having hot winters in the global warming future Hemlock Stones: Gloria Mundi was just a one night stand Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Good news, at least he's outta Calif doctec: sick transit principalpoop: with martin, and lewis, and clark, at the bar klokwkdog: Gloria Mundi got sick and missed the bus ||||||||| Catherwood ushers donk7 inside, makes a note of the time (11:30 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Hemlock Stones: thats latin for "my van broke down!" llanwydd: gloria in an eggshell todayo Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hey 7 llanwydd: hi donk doctec: famous writers school klokwkdog: vannis interruptus, Hemlock donk7: howdy Dex principalpoop: ahh phil is using the name donk7, hi donk doctec: "i are a writer!" Hemlock Stones: serves me right for driving without protection donk7: hey llawydd, and all Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: If Phil A was using assumed name, Myrlyn would kkmow Mudhead: hiya donk7 Hemlock Stones: hi there principalpoop: bumped a bumper did you stones? ah.clem: hi Don! Hemlock Stones: heck no, i burned some rubber klokwkdog: Hemlock -- Canonical "my van broke down" (Death Valley variant) road story on guest artist spot on KCRW's Morning Becomes Eclectic today donk7: hey mudhead donk7: ah clem, klokwkdog: 'ello, Don principalpoop: ahh, no fun dexter, no fantasy, no dreams, no silliness, no insanity, no end in site for my no example, no kidding llanwydd: boring becomes election Bambi: hey Don Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: K-No????????
Bambi was asleep at the keyboard principalpoop: keno? bingo principalpoop: wb bambi, you are dreaming Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Onceagain, D. Fong exhibits mental mastery of Bambi Bambi: the Root cat woke me up ah.clem: donk is a long time listener of "a few minutes" surprised you do not remember him Bambi: he was asleep on my lap Hemlock Stones: fortunately you missed the nightmare Bambi principalpoop: welcome donk doctec: root cats vs. mousers - on the next dr. phil Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Clem and Donk: Don't recognize the name....sorry =)) principalpoop: lucky root Hemlock Stones: have you tried that Root Kit Beer ? doctec: arrow root? klokwkdog: well, at least Root wasn't out stealing stuff doctec: sassy sparilla principalpoop: and root beer for the young bucks Bambi: well, except for last week, it has been a while since donk7 was in fst chat Bambi: and Dex was away last week principalpoop: what is in your garden this year llan? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi: YOu will go back to sleepafter your next toasted almond doctec: and i come and go with the wind principalpoop: making any alcoholic beverages? doctec: microorganism state park!
klokwkdog is reminded to get a beer Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Heh Heh Doc broke the wind He He principalpoop: phewwww doc, you sure do llanwydd: corn, cucumbers, radishes, lettuce, cabbage, okra, zucchini, basil dill, parsley and strawberries principalpoop: who cut the cheese? doctec: i break it i pay for it principalpoop: no meat? llanwydd: only the lettuce is starting to come up Bambi: Root as in get root ... he hacked his way into our friend's house twice while we were up north when he was a kitten ... hence the name doctec: foam on the range Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Inherit the wind...pay for the wind llanwydd: and some stuff I have indoors, eggplant, green peppers llanwydd: no I didn't plant meat this year principalpoop: sprouting is the technical term, I have read principalpoop: eggplant is almost meat Merlyn: mushrooms are meat principalpoop: you spilled your bill on the stove doc? Hemlock Stones: surely not till it becomes a chicken plant PP llanwydd: eggplant is my favorite vegetable llanwydd: macrobiotic diets absolutely forbid eggplant principalpoop: which comes first hemlock?
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong spots a Stovebill chickendo c Mudhead: corn puffs are mine doctec: the division bill Merlyn: wouldn't eggplant be dairy? Hemlock Stones: hopefully the waiter PP doctec: if i were you i wound't pay it! Bambi: only when you have a young eggplant parmigiana on plate or as a sub... principalpoop: macrobiotic? sounds communistic, a tic work, I can sing the tic Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Merlyn: Vegetairy or degatable doctec: welcome to macrobiotic steak park! principalpoop: eggplant sandwich, with mayo and mustard? llanwydd: I don't know how anybody takes macrobiotics seriously ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Boney close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:41 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule. Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Please do not approach the agar solutoion geezer...er um guysers doctec: animule, vestibule, or minimal? llanwydd: you know a great sandwich is fried eggplant on sourdough with mayo and salt Merlyn: I think it's amazing that the mayo clinic does world-class medical treatment AND a popular sandwich spread principalpoop: ahh super, I can take pride at having no clue of what macrobiotics is Hemlock Stones: well its a bit rude to laugh at them openly, we always wait till they ve gone Bambi: hey boney principalpoop: wb boney llanwydd: LOL Merlyn principalpoop: aminule Boney: hi Merlyn: I always thought a macrobiotic diet was eating freakishly large amebas Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: YOu look at those macrobiotics under an electron microscopic, it'll scare your pant off Bambi: I like young eggplant with italian gravy and mozarella choose on toasted (made well) hoagie sub roll llanwydd: yeah, those macrobes are deadly doctec: gettin' ziggy with it principalpoop: italian gravy? Merlyn: I am the eggplant (hooo!) I am the eggplant (hoooo!) I am the wallmart! koo-koo-ka-choob principalpoop: maranarara sauce? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Bambi which mozare..a did you choose? doctec: all in all you're just another brick in the walmart llanwydd: mozzarello choose. I'd opt for that klokwkdog:http://members.cox.net/skykingtv/gwc_pm.gif Hemlock Stones: look at their pants under a microscope Dexter and you wont want to eat Bambi: choose and cheese being the same principalpoop: the solution is turning blue llanwydd: Walk a mile in my choose doctec: i small a giant rat Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ed Meese and Ed Moose being the same
klokwkdog almost thought the promised Rat would be a no-show Bambi: I hear Hemlock Stones ;-) principalpoop: choo-chooo all boaaaaaaard doctec: i meese that moose Boney: Is the voice of Grim reminiscent of John Carradine? I think so. principalpoop: a second story man Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: Choose for Industry doctec: seven percent solution doctec: make it a c note and we'll take the case principalpoop: before inflation, that is sure llanwydd: Ed Meese is related to edmund muskie Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: 93% of the problem Boney: The Brain's voice is reminiscent of... But you know that. Merlyn: meeses and muskies principalpoop: choo Hemlock Stones: sounds like a firm of realtors Merlyn Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Meeses make the best bait for muskies Boney: edmund edmund principalpoop: i hate meeses to pieces llanwydd: I'm falling asleep. If Phil stops in tonight tell him I died Mudhead: lol llanwydd: and that I'll see him next week Boney: We're waiting Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: llan: What a brilliant death scene llanwydd: hight folks principalpoop: keep that thumb green, do not eat walnuts and run if you hear the sound oonie-oop llan Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Night FLOK Hemlock Stones: ok llan take care, see you next week i trust Mudhead: night ll klokwkdog: nite llan doctec: nite llan Bambi: night llanwydd principalpoop: speaking of pennys, I will spend one Merlyn: nite llan Boney: nite nite Boney: ach... how uncool doctec: i've got to head on out myself - getting sleepy - lili's already crashed out klokwkdog: nite DT; hi->Lili Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Night Doc and make sure Lili land safely Mudhead: did he say 11 PST? Bambi: night doc Boney: later klokwkdog: LOL, Mudhead Mudhead: no doc doctec: thx klok & i'll pass along all your good fishes to lili tomorrow morning doctec: ttfn ttyl & nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... Boney: He meant 3 AM, Mudhead ||||||||| "Hey doctec!" ... doctec turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:50 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong wonders if Klok is being Koi
Bambi thinks he did say that ... Mudhead: this is longer than anyones been up before! Hemlock Stones: Stop Carping Dexter Boney: Kai is being coy? Bambi: at least that's what he told Merlyn klokwkdog: he said PDT??!!!!! principalpoop: what should I ask phil? I am so nervous, I need discipline, I need a plan, I need organization Mudhead: yummm, fish sticks Boney: Kai is carping? klokwkdog: i ain't gonna be around at 2AM! ah.clem: thought he said 8 pst principalpoop: who has pdt? that is fatal... Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Okay..Everyone K-nows what to do? The moment Phil A shows, we all say good night and go away....right Bambi: well if I remember correctly, I think Merlyn actually said 'Pacific time" Mudhead: I've always been round ah.clem: pdt Boney: fish dicks? You'll have to excuse me, I'm hard of hearing. klokwkdog: that sounds more reasonable, Clem Merlyn: Phil said "back from dinner until eight or so pac. time," principalpoop: loool dex Bambi: but maybe he's in Hawaii?!! Hemlock Stones: surely Herring Boney ah.clem: so give him 10 minutes Boney: Hmm... Maybe it's because of this penis in my ear klokwkdog: Hawaii is not on Pac time Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: But keep a straight face Boney: Wahoo klokwkdog: dinner can be a long drawn-out affair. real people out-draw us electronic folk Bambi: maybe not, but it's in the Pacific Boney: Mahi Mahi Bambi: lol principalpoop: what do I do again dexter? I will write it down this time klokwkdog: poor Hemlock must have toothpicks holding his eyelids open Mudhead: I dont mind, I only have to wake up tommorrow so they dont bury the body Boney: I can outdraw any damn chalk artist Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: As soon as PHil A shows up (snicker), you say good night and exit Boney: I can outdraw 'em with my electronic tablet klokwkdog: Last nite on The Linux Link Tech Show, they had some guy from Denmark in by Skype and he lasted until nearly 10:30 PM EDT (Denmark is on MET, 6 hours ahead of EDT) Merlyn: it's no guarantee he'll show up... klokwkdog: Dex - it would be polite to greet Phil first... Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: afkfr Boney: and my pressure sensitive pen... Which is presently stuck in my ear principalpoop: my drawl has improved, but folks are still confused when I talk about my sgar sgars Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: WE"RE looking for dramatic impact here Boney: some artists got mad at me and told me to stick it in my ear Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: adn awfrf Hemlock Stones: and dont forget the irony Dex ||||||||| Catherwood intones "It's 11:56 PM; let's see who falls in through our celebrity trap door!" -- he pulls a lever, and Phil Austin plummets onto the oriental shag rug. Boney: so I did principalpoop: good night Phil Austin: lord god I'm late but I'm here, trailing clouds of glory Bambi: there he is now ... Hi Phil! Merlyn: hey phil, we were just complaining about you Hemlock Stones: Well its goodnight from me, no wait a minute klokwkdog: Dex -- it sounds like punishment :-) Mudhead: hi Phil Boney: I'm an insane artist, like Van Gough klokwkdog: WB, Phil! ah.clem: welcome, Hemlock Stones: Good to see you Phil klokwkdog: Phil -- we were in midst of making a suicide pact to exit once you showed ;-) Phil Austin: Hi, whoever's left. Sorry to be so late, but got tied up at the Tides Tavern in Gig Harbor principalpoop: oops, what do i do next fong? Merlyn: we kinda figured dinner ran long Mudhead: they untied you? ah.clem: he's down, grounded safe and sound principalpoop: tied up? I hope there was no shooting Bambi: must have had a nice dinner ... always hard to give up on a good dinner :-) klokwkdog: Phil -- Tom (Doc Tech) said to say hi Phil Austin: very beautiful here, sunshine day and the sun is just now going down principalpoop: several folks who could not stay said to say and best wishes Hemlock Stones: its just coming up here ! Mudhead: isnt the horizon moving up? Boney: Life is performance art. Performed badly. Slowly with inadequate timing. Phil Austin: klok: sorry I missed him. Was Lily present?
klokwkdog avoids the obvious FST retort principalpoop: ahh california dreaming Bambi: llanwydd said something too ... just before he had to leave (falling asleep) klokwkdog: Phil -- see log. Doc left 'cause Lili was already sawing logs Phil Austin: I screwed up last week, meant to be here and then blew it ah.clem: just Doc principalpoop: from what I hear here, lili is doing much better, I hope that is the case klokwkdog: Phil -- we were congratulating Hemlock for his stamina -- it's coming up on 5AM in the UK... Phil Austin: anything I should know about tonight? Bambi: Elayne was here earlier too Mudhead: glad to finally meet one of you, I must say you've entertained me greatly since the late 60's. Thank you. ||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... klokwkdog: Phil -- CNI Radio is running Giant Rat at the moment principalpoop: what should I say fong? I am lost Merlyn: nothing special, phil donk7: who's this Phil Austin , guy ? Hemlock Stones: i second that Mudhead Bambi: well, there's what llanwydd said he'd do klokwkdog: Dex -- here's your chance to put some awful lines in Poop's mouth ;-) ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. principalpoop: it is an honor :D wow, someone who has given me so much pleasure for so many years, thank you sir klokwkdog: Don -- he's a Red, obviously Mudhead: gnite Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Mudhead and yells "oh, fuck off Mudhead!" Bambi: we are enjoying The Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra now Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: adn awfrf Merlyn: well, THAT worked Mudhead: oh goodness klokwkdog: Merlyn -- very apropos Phil Austin: wait, what happened to Lil? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Got dropped, back now and better than ever Mudhead: lets stand Catherwood on his head, I love abusing bots ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Mudhead and says "Something I can help with?" klokwkdog: Phil -- she fell asleep Phil Austin: back now, had to run down to the car and unload groceries Mudhead: yes klokwkdog: Phil -- if you mean tonight klokwkdog: otherwise it's a long story Phil Austin: Oh, I thought Lil had some sickness beyond sleep Phil Austin: klok: yeah, I meant tonight. any gossip? Merlyn: she's getting over the chemotherapy still, I think ah.clem: ok made the obligitory radio plug klokwkdog: Phil -- no, you can check the log; she was a silent presence the whole night. Doc did all the typing so she had no direct presence in the chat tonight ah.clem: yes, she has been quite ill Phil Austin: Merlyn: chemo for what? Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil< you want gossip...Lindsay Lohan is no longer dating George Bush klokwkdog: Yeah, Phil, the little heartbreaker dumped him for (can't believe this) Dick Cheney Phil Austin: I'm so sorry to hear about Lil, I was completely unaware what with travel and travail I haven't been checking in here often enough Merlyn: lili's had some kind of cancer, but the latest word is she seems to have beaten it Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil A: Perhaps the worst is over with Lili Merlyn: breast cancer, from the logs Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Death being the only cure klokwkdog: Phil -- yeah. Doc T can probably summarize it better in an email Mudhead: Phil, I do have a business question about your show business. If its not too sensitive. Does the FST have a large worldwide presence, are they known/played in the UK? principalpoop: cheese logs cause cancer? brie? Merlyn: hey mudhead, they played london back in November for BBC radio Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Ppp: Nope , Roquefort Hemlock Stones: Mudhead, i know they have a cult following in the UK Boney: Allergic to nuts? principalpoop: ahh those darn roques klokwkdog: BTW Phil, congrats on the FST's "Dwarf" making it into this year's Smithsonian collection ah.clem: Stones would know, lol Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Boney: No, always a pleasure to see you =)) Phil Austin: mud: I really don't know. I see a few sales of records in Uk and more in canada Boney: Nuts in the cheese logs Phil Austin: klok: thanks and it's actually the Library of Congress Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil: It Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: It;s Cat bauying them klokwkdog: Hemlock -- didn't Tony Blair order ASBOs on all those FST cult members over there? Boney: on the cheese logs... They tend to be on top Mudhead: Perhaps a weekly earlier chat might work for our dear friends over the pond klokwkdog: Sorry Phil :-( It's, um, late. Yeah, that's why I said that... Phil Austin: Merlyn made a direct appeal to all members of FST today, anyone beside me show up? Hemlock Stones: not yet Klok but i am sure he will get round to it, eveything else is illegal now Merlyn: we had some australian for a while at the IFC chats I think Merlyn: Nope, just you phil Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil A: Sorry hat to attend anarchist's n\meeting Mudhead: do we know donk7? ah.clem: still quite a great feat, Library of Congress, but not surprising, as Dwarf is a national treasure Phil Austin: It's beginning to look as if the long-awaited Nick Danger boxed set to end all boxed sets is going to happen this year Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Hooray!!! Merlyn: great news, phil! from lodestone? Bambi: yes, we do ... he's been an FST fan since he was in radio in college in the early 70s klokwkdog: the mother of all Nick Danger boxed sets? Hemlock Stones: thats good news Phil, i will tell Nancy now shes back in LA ah.clem: we all need more Nick Danger! :) klokwkdog: Here's the company they were in, folks (list on this page): http://www.onpointradio.org/shows/2006/04/20060425_b_main.asp Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: You mean Louise Yamamoto Danger Phil Austin: Just had a nice call from Richard Foos at Shout!Factory (zulu click spelling) and despite some recent controversy, they really want to do it Mudhead: Phil, could you tell me about the hamburger on the highway in Mystic Connecticut? Merlyn: ah, right, the former Rhino people Boney: Make mine cheddar with bacon. With SPAM Lite on the side. http://www.swisscolony.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=112770&itemType=PRODUCT&iProductID=112770 Phil Austin: Lodestone and FST together are trying to get The XM shows so we can release some material klokwkdog: there are already ex-Rhino people? Sheesh am I getting old...
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong Prefers the Rhino people to the Snake clan] Mudhead: I have a story Id like to tell you sometime Phil Austin: Mystic Hamburgers seemed the way to go Hemlock Stones: do they still do Mystic vegiburgers ? Mudhead: There really was burger all over the highway Merlyn: even better, Phil - ah, clem played some XM bits earlier Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: ...and there's ethereal ground beef all over the highway Phil Austin: Yeah, Shoutfactory is all that's left of the Old Rhino, which was acquired by Warners and turned into a reissue label only Merlyn: I have to put out more sound clips for the podcasting Merlyn: goes with mystic pizza ah.clem: shhh Merlin klokwkdog: Whenever I'm in Mystic, I always ask people, "Where's a good place around here to get pizza?" Mudhead: My friends stepfather owned a meat packing company, as retaliation the son unscrewed the hinges of their delivery truck ah.clem: well it was with permission from the artists, right, Phil Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Klok: What do they tell you? Boney: But seriously folks... These days it's fishburgers for me at the local drive-thru klokwkdog: Oh, they don't get the joke, Dex. Play it straight and sing the praises of...Mystic Pizza... Phil Austin: ahclem: what are we talking about? I was off looking at the log for a minute Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Boney: Like shooting fish in a barrel-drive -thru Phil Austin: mystic fish klokwkdog: the other fun thing about Mystic is the Mystic Seaquarium, which has a microwave sensor for its burglar alarm or door opener or something Boney: At home I fry wild salmon burger patties principalpoop: your fish is stic, phil? try giving it pizza ah.clem: CNI radio, non proffit internet feed klokwkdog: whatever it is, it sprays out onto I-95 and so that stretch of the road is always spooky as everyones' radar detectors go off and they stomp on the brakes Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tetrus Pyrimiodamis, a natura; for the smalle rtank principalpoop: shhh, ah, clem, you'll spill the beans Merlyn: "I brake for fish" klokwkdog: even the locals do it, 'cause the police know about the effect and hide their real radar in the beam Phil Austin: ah: I suppose one or the other of us must have given permission, if they asked Hemlock Stones: I just fish for breaks Merlyn Boney: I brake for fish on bicycles klokwkdog: "then these are my sewers" -- love that line!
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong Big Fiah, wide load: ah.clem: Dave did,
klokwkdog likes Giant Rat, for obvious reasons Merlyn: I think everything Clem played is also available on the website as XM clips anyway principalpoop: ah, clem stops packing his bags ah.clem: and I thought the other was you, have to check logs Merlyn: pack my bags with five dozen liquor jugs Mudhead: Phil, any film/video planned for the FST? Bambi: the permission you and Dave Ossman gave JimmyLee to replay FST on the non-profit internet station ... it's in the old logs .. two different logs when you two were here. Merlyn: oops, my box I mean Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Have Jugs pack my 5 liquor bags Phil Austin: Ok, here's an important question: Anyone watched 12 oz. Mouse? Bambi: I have a copy of those logs somewhere here Boney: Yes Mudhead: yes principalpoop: what? Phil Austin: I'm wearing, for the first time, my Eye t-shirt I ordered from Adult Swim Boney: and Space Ghost and Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Robot Chicken klokwkdog: I had choice of cable TV or cable modem, and as a result, can't watch Adult Swim :-( ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies tracy into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 12:21 AM, then departs. principalpoop: ahhh cartoon channel Phil Austin: I also have Fitz (the Mouse) drinking beer on a black t-shirt and damn proud of it principalpoop: hi tracy Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tracy, you're jusst in time Boney: Space Ghost reminds me of Don Imus Hemlock Stones: Hi Tracy Phil Austin: best line from 12ozmouse? "I like .....beer. (pause) Especially this one. principalpoop: adn arghsu
klokwkdog is thus totally deprived of recent entertainment culture Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Easy for you to say Ppp Phil Austin: I just ordered the complete DVD collection of Space Ghost as well ah.clem: could not have been the other Phil or Peter, think back about 3 years Boney: Did you see Space Ghost interview William Shatner? klokwkdog: Clem -- might be something to find and nail down for later Phil Austin: Watch Adult Swim from 10;30 pm on on Cartoon Network, some uneven shows, but some real gems as well. The best comic writing in USA aat the moment, as far as I'm concerned klokwkdog: "you criminals have run up a big bill of rights!" principalpoop: cat would know for sure Boney: Where to buy the DVD? At the Cartoon Network website? Boney: the artwork is stylin' Phil Austin: ah: hope there's not some problem, because you have my complete permission, no matter what Bambi: no, it was Phil Austin for sure. We have only 'met' Phil Austin and Dave Ossman here Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Phil A.: Better than South Park or Ssimpsons? Phil Austin: Boney: yes, the addled Adult Swim website. Ooooona also ordered the Stewie(Family Guy) blowup chair which is quite wonderful tracy: I can't believe you can get there from here Bambi: and Phil actually called the show one time Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Tracy: If you wanna get there, you gotta stick it out klokwkdog: well, anyone can listen to what CNI is putting out via the link at the top of this chat Bambi: thanks Phil :-) Hemlock Stones: and you have to start young too Phil Austin: Dex: I just don't find the Simpsons more than averagely funny, inspite of my huge admiration for Mat Groiening and Harry Shearer. I just thing Futurama is incredibly superiour writing klokwkdog: which happens to be the conclusion of Giant Rat Bambi: we haven't had any questions about permission as far as I know. Merlyn: Adult Swim shop is here: http://www.adultswim.com/shop/index.html Boney: I'll order that when I order the Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre 30th Anniversary DVD klokwkdog: or the conclusion 3 minutes ago, since there's a lag due to the dialup connection Boney: Which is not available at Adult Swim Bambi: and we don't make them available for replay ... just the live shows klokwkdog: good show, Clem! Boney: Do you listen to Le Show? tracy: Sorry, I'm a email virgin (or vegen, NOT Merlyn: and it's on "degraded audio" Bambi: yes, much fun for sure! Hemlock Stones: Thanks once again Clem Phil Austin: But my tastes really run to Harvey Birdman, 12 oz. Mouse, Aqua teen hunger force and Sealab klokwkdog: Clem -- after trying to cut some audio for you guys, I realize how hard it is to be so casually good at announcing principalpoop: ahhh, clem thanks so much, super show Mudhead: Aqua Teen is hip Hemlock Stones: over here Phil we like American Dad Mudhead: TY ah,clem Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Thanks Clem and Bambi Hemlock Stones: sweet dreams, Clem and Bambi klokwkdog: Phil -- I think Simpsons, South Park, etc. were edgy at first, but quickly moved into dragging out the same old joke for the audience Phil Austin: Ooooona just loves Aqua Teen. One of the reasons i bought the complete Space Ghost was hopefully to see the episode in which Shake, Meatwad and Frylock first show up in the world Bambi: Sweet Dreams Hemlock! Boney: The corporate censorship of South Park and Chef's quitting the show is maybe more interesting than the show itself these days Bambi: almost 5:30 AM there! Phil Austin: Hemlock: American Dad certainly has its moments, but I thing Family Guy is better
klokwkdog switches to fallingstars.co.kr pop channel... ||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| donk7 - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Hemlock Stones: yes i tend to agree but i have a thing about Reston VA lol principalpoop: meatwad? he might have been in chat here, tall guy? mustache? Merlyn: American Dad seems almost too similar to Family Guy in the format, etc
Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong switches to bio-diesel ah.clem: ok, Phil, who was Barney? Phil Austin: I've recently been watching Southpark because our kids love it. It's visually wonderful, but so dark and cynical it's hard to get used to Boney: Matt and Trey went to Columbine High School... Incredible. Bambi: lol principalpoop: they are growing up in a different world, that is sure Boney: No wonder they're dark and cynical Phil Austin: Merlyn: one problem is that Seth McFarlane does so many voices on Family Guy that when he's doing them for American Dad it can seem a bit repetitive. Dexter Glad To Be Back Fong: Dark and cynical...sounds like A-Rabs to me Jim Phil Austin: Got to love Brian on Family Guy principalpoop: no profiling dex no Phil Austin: Truly? Matt and Trey really went to Columbine? Boney: Matt and Trey found a constructive way to go postal. Slaughter lies, not your classmates klokwkdog: I live in Rhode Island and don't get it. (both RI and Family Guy) Mer
