||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 10, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Firebroiled enters at 8:09 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex. Firebroiled: Well, do you know about the gatherin'? I said, do you know about the gatherin'? I say the gatherin' of the Revolutionary Forces! Well, that's gonna be at Reverend Westley's pad --- at nine o'clock this night ---- and be on time . . . ! ||||||||| Firebroiled departs at 8:09 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 10, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters with ah,clem close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary. ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern' ||||||||| Bambi sashays in at 9:16 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Bambi: howdy ||||||||| At 9:16 PM, Bambi vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bambi close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:17 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room. Bambi: ah, that's better ||||||||| At 9:17 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bambi!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bambi close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:17 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom. ||||||||| Woody One enters at 9:17 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger. ||||||||| Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong waltzes in at 9:17 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Bambi: had to change the refresh
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong , arriving early, intends to stick it out Woody One: It's been a while, folks. Hi there. Bambi: Hey Dex Bambi: hey Woody One Woody One: Bambi, Woody One: Dex Bambi: Clem is here but not able to chat much ... we are back home and dialup Woody One: I got married and my computer was disconnected from me. ||||||||| At 9:19 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:20 PM, then departs. Bambi: he's got a cool show planned Woody One: I have to navigate a new one right now. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Ahh, better ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:20 PM, dragging Merlyn by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Now that's settled, good evening all Bambi: hey Merlyn Woody One: F.T. .com becomes minature on this computer. Merlyn: hello Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: exting to get cni Woody One: so I used a firesign chat search instead Woody One: Hey Merlyn Merlyn: 'become miniature'? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Send Bambi: Clem has some cool things for the show tonight ||||||||| Around 9:22 PM, Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong walks off into the sunset... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong disembarks at 9:22 PM. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: It's a revolving door here Woody One: Yes, Merlyn. FT.com is tiny Merlyn: what do you mean? Woody One: so i searched for this chat room Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: W: Tiny or tinny? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hi Clem Merlyn: it's just small and hard to read? Woody One: literally...on this computer. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:24 PM and Mark Tween sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Like a g-nat Mark Tween: Hey all... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: lol Tween: Woody One: that's why I haven't been her for a while.. Merlyn: ah Bambi: hi Tweeny Merlyn: you can make the chat text bigger Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Always bookmark ah,clem: hi all Bambi: hi Clem Woody One: Hm. No. It's just straight to ft.com becomes tiny, and I couldn't navigate the links. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Clem: What are we l;iwteniong to? Merlyn: hey ah, clem Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: listening? ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bunnyboy into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:26 PM, then departs. Woody One: Still can't until I get my puter hooked up. Bunnyboy: tweet, tweet Woody One: ah clem Bunnyboy: I'se oily. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hey Bunny, early tonight Bambi: hey Bunny Mark Tween: Hey Bun... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Dunno if cat knows this, but very Goonish this show Bunnyboy: "Oooh! You deaded me!" Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: THis must be a Magic Mushroom show ||||||||| cease steps in at 9:29 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. cease: meow Mark Tween: Yes, but are you grateful? Bunnyboy: lo cat Bambi: hey Cat Mark Tween: Hi cat... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bunny: Here! Put on this carbon copy of Mum's old drawers cease: yes this is a mushroom play Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Tine in CNI Mark Tween: You take the hi cat, and I'll take the lo cat... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Elayne in through the front door at 9:30 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Elayne: Evenin' all! cease: this is sesame mucho Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: tUNE Mark Tween: Yo, E... Woody One: Hanging here is a hoot. Hooty hoot. And I'll be in the alley befre ye. Merlyn: hEy E Elayne: Not sure if I'm going to stay long, I'm really tired. Dang, the older I get... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: hI eLAYNE Bunnyboy: And you'll eat the haggis afore me Bunnyboy: lo El! Bambi: Hi Elayne Woody One: Hi Elayne. cease: yeah a lot of BAD puns in those shows Merlyn: you aren't getting older, it's the earth that's rotating about the sun Elayne: The sun's getting older? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Bad puns are the best Mark Tween: I dream of genie, starring larry haggis. cease: did you get this show from me? Elayne: Oh no wait, the horizon's coming up... now it's morning! Woody One: My lovely wife thinks I'm talking to an old grilfriend. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Me? No Bunnyboy: And BaaBaa Eden Woody One: Are you upside down? Mark Tween: You gril your friends? Elayne: Oh no, Woody, I'd fall right over. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Woody: Patty Grilfried? Woody One: Turned her on to Firesign Elayne: Which I do anyway... Bunnyboy: Woody: We'll gladly be your beard. Merlyn: Of course the sun is getting old. It converts 600 million tons of hydrogen into 596 million tons of helium every second. Mark Tween: This is shear madness... Merlyn: woody, can you send that page to me? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Woody: Three minutes on each side, marinate frequently Woody One: What page, Merl? Bambi: have you all been following the Sony fiasco? Merlyn: I sent you a private message link, did you see it? It should still be there Mark Tween: Groan on the salt shaker joke... Bunnyboy: Bambi: Which one? The BMG, or the MGM? Mark Tween: Heard they getting sued for their toolkit or something? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Merlyn: That means there's a Helium glut...Sell! Sell now! Merlyn: woody, just click here and press the send button: http://www.firesigntheatre.com/tools.php#bottom Woody One: No, Bambi. What up? Merlyn: sony's virus-like CD protection Elayne: Bambi's been blogging up a storm about it! cease: i have to read your blog, bambi Mark Tween: Ah, the one where they're putting stuff on your drive. Bunnyboy: Merlyn: Of which I MYSELF (all grandiousness aside) was a victim. Bunnyboy: I got better, but what a lump of crap! Bambi: Sony installing DRM that acts like a rootkit, and now there are at least two backdoor bots that are making use of the vulnerability they created. cease: i just started reading a firesonian kinda book called Fingerprints of the Gods i'd like to review on my blog Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Manicures in the Lobby? Bambi: yes, I sure have ... between that and the RIAA, MPAA, Broadcast Flag crap ... I've had so much to blog about !! Elayne: You've blogged more than Cat and me put together this past week, Fran! Bunnyboy: Uncle Shelby would roll in his grave, if he knew about the bugbugware they included on his GREATEST HITS CD. Mark Tween: The whole copy protection business is probably going to get worse before it gets better. Heard Grokster finally gave up the ghost. cease: i havent blogged in at least a week Bunnyboy: Or not. cease: havnet had anything to say Woody One: Night, Folks. Gotta watch a concert. Elayne: Night, Woody! Bambi: It's their 'copy protected content' CDs that they have put out in 2005 ... Sony calls it 'sterile burn' software ,,, Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night Woody Bunnyboy: nite Woody! Elayne: Good move, Cat - there's no obligation to blog every day, I just do it because I feel like it. cease: wood Mark Tween: Bye, Wood... Woody One: Peter Gabriel "Growing Up Live" Bunnyboy: Woody: PG has a new DVD next week. Bambi: night Woody Woody One: Really. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Woody, Play Girl? Bunnyboy: 2nd leg of GROWING UP tour. Smaller scale. cease: the fingerprints idea, that there was a vanished civilization a long time before what we know of, is certainly with a post Woody One: Night. I'll check that out, Bunny. Thanks. Bunnyboy: There are a couple of videos linked at www.thedigitalbits.com, in the news area. Bambi: hope Sony doesn't do their CDs cease: sounds like something out of EYK ||||||||| Woody One says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Woody One exits at 9:38 PM. Bambi: how have you been Elayne? We only got home within the last 2 weeks cease: they loved doing indian voices in those days Bambi: Haven't had time to read much more than things I was covering in my blog ... there was so much to weed through for those things! cease: maybe it was cuz of the maharishi Elayne: I'm fine Fran, but tired all the time. I have to figure out a way to get more energy. I need for the cat to stop waking us up at 5:30 AM, I guess. cease: did you say weed? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I kicked meself Bunnyboy: cat, stop waking Elayne up! She needs her sleep! Bambi: heard that Elayne...we've had to close our bedroom door to keep the Root cat out while we are sleeping Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: or apparently not Bambi: lol cat ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Bightrethighrehighre', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:41 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... Elayne: If we close the door (which is very hollow) he'll paw at it, and the noise is even worse. ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:42 PM, dragging CommieMartyr by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bigggghhhhhttterrrrrrrrrrr cease: anyone seen that show Weeds? not bad, though formulaic Elayne: Evenin, Bight and CM! Bunnyboy: lo Bight CommieMartyr: Greetings Comrades! Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: CM Bunnyboy: lo Com Bambi: hi CommieMartyr cease: i just had a scare with my cats. i noticed the back door was open. we never let them out. thankfully i found them upstairs Bambi: hi Bight Bightrethighrehighre: ahhhhhhhhhh....I....pheel *SPECIAL* again.... Bunnyboy: I missed Proctor's ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT turn. Damn! Elayne: Bunnyboy, it wasn't much, I don't think he had more than two lines. Elayne: (Cat, don't say "did someone say lines?"... :) ) Merlyn: They didn't give him much to do, tho Bambi: lucked out Cat ... they get so curious about the outdoors normally cease: yo didnt miss much. he only said a few words Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Quick Elyane =)) cease: never had any interest in or tolerance for coke. cease: pepsi neither Elayne: I can't stand cola. CommieMartyr: lol Elayne: Maybe the cocaine is what gave it its actual good taste back in the day, 'cause it tastes crap to me... CommieMartyr: that's a long way to go for a couple of lousey lines Merlyn: does anyone know what woody meant by "ft.com is tiny" on his computer? I don't see any problem... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Merl: You can see his PC? Bambi: cream soda and rootbeer are about the only soda I drink and then rarely even then. cease: he must have Go To Meeting cease: i used to like ginger ale. that's it for sodas for me Merlyn: no, that's what he said Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Then he knows Al CommieMartyr: I like tea. Picked by good chinese communists, of course Bightrethighrehighre: my name's Big and I'm an alcoholic.... Bunnyboy: El: Didja see this week's "they said" medical study re: Caffeine and women? Conclusion = No known link between caffeine and hypertension, in female subjects. cease: all 3 of them Merlyn: but I haven't heard that problem before, and I don't know what he means Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: CM: Chinese communist monkeys I think Bambi: I think he was referring to the default text size, like in here ... he probably doesn't know he can change that in his browser CommieMartyr: shoes for monkeys! cease: i like big bottles of wine too ||||||||| 9:46 PM: Tween, JR jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" Elayne: Not much for caffeine m'self, Bunnyboy. Except in tea. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Ah...Markson, you're here Bunnyboy: That is, if the jolt is in coffee or tea. If it's in COLA ("Diet...COLA?), hypertension may be linked to same. Tween, JR: My ISP threw me off and I wasn't able to get back in with the former name. You can kill it Merl... Merlyn: no, woody was talking about the front page, which is flash, so it isn't really text ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Mark Tween at 9:47 PM CommieMartyr: a clean hit Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, what time is it? ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 9:48 PM" cease: someone put a mickey finn in the huckleberry Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Folklore? CommieMartyr: Catherwood needs to check in with usno clock ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 9:49 PM!" Bunnyboy: WHO ref. Ha! cease: where did you get this from, bambi? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Poo Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong and queries "Did you want me?" Bunnyboy: New 3 disc WHO set out this week. TOMMY AND QUADROPHENIA LIVE. cease: sounds like my copy of this Merlyn: I keep telling byron to set up a time syncher, but he hasn't, he just fixes the time every few months ah,clem: catherwood, bring me a stout ale ||||||||| Catherwood gives ah,clem a stout ale. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bravo Tweeny Bunnyboy: Catherwood, bring me an ailing stoat. ||||||||| Catherwood gets Bunnyboy an ailing stoat. CommieMartyr: looks like we're evenly spread around the edges of the country Elayne: Damn. No concentration this week, folks, I'd better call it an evening. Elayne: Next week, all! Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a Toast Almond ||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a toast almond. Bunnyboy: nite El! Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night E cease: by el CommieMartyr: nite Elayne Bambi: thank you Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..." ||||||||| Elayne leaves at 9:52 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." cease: oh this is from the website merl set up Bambi: night E! have a great one and hope you feel more rested Bunnyboy: I think I'm gonna go soak on some of my new jones - CIVILIZATION...IV! CommieMartyr: Let us know if you find any Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bun: Civilization, Hoooaa!! CommieMartyr: So what's the latest? How is Elayne doing? Bambi: oh, no, Civilization Hoe! Tween, JR: What do you think of western civilization Mr. Ghandi? I think it would be a good idea... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: The Might Hoe of Civilization tamed the plains, the janes, and the endless pampas ||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes off, saying "9:54 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Bambi: night Bunny ... enjoy Civilization ... somebody should lol Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Where are the pampas? Just open the pampasdoor CommieMartyr: anyone? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: ..and donna spit on the floor-a Tween, JR: Whoa. What happened ti CNI? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: ...use the sustodian-a Merlyn: CNI went out for me, too Bambi: it's still there tweeny Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Tween: JL said it was an experiment Tween, JR: I'm getting tech talk suddenly. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: an experiment gone wrong Merlyn: re-clicking the link worked Merlyn: but yeah, not FT now Bambi: might want to reconnect then ... it's still up as far as I can tell Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I'm getting dead air CommieMartyr: It's ok, they're speaking chinese CommieMartyr: what is cni? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Chinese Techies, the worst kinda stiffs Tween, JR: Still getting tech talk after clicking, Dex. ah,clem: back now, feed dropped for a minute, happens on dialup Bambi: still says remote feed in the website page for shoutcast server cease: firesign is gone CommieMartyr: wtf is going on around here? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: CM: At the top of the page... abenner for CNI radio..usually plays firesign for us Bambi: dead air still ?? Tween, JR: Wrong chromium switch, clem... cease: or sometimes, something else Bambi: maybe we redialed ... give it a minute Tween, JR: Weeerrrre back... cease: now its ossman again in his barnstormer role CommieMartyr: before you enter the room? Bambi: good one tweeny Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I got Firesign again ||||||||| "Hey Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong!" ... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:59 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "10:00 PM and late as usual, it's Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong, just back from Hellmouth." CommieMartyr: oic Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Got CNI agian CommieMartyr: got it now Bambi: wb dex ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Bambi: good deal :-) CommieMartyr: amen CommieMartyr: I can't tell the a/c's from the d/c's Bambi: lol Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: The a/c's are color coded, CM CommieMartyr: wont you heal us all, billy sol, billy sol Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: afk for ritual Bambi: ok, dex Tween, JR: Can I get an awomen, dear friends... CommieMartyr: aaaaaaaaaaaaawomen! Bambi: Cat, are you doing any creative writing for comedy shows these days? cease: have a roller maiden. we' ve got lots Tween, JR: Yeah, we have a believer! cease: well i did write a short video play and was supposed to shoot it over the summer bu my actors ran away ||||||||| "10:05 PM? 10:05 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits in the comfy chair. Tween, JR: Great album. Love the country parody. CommieMartyr: yo mud Mudhead: Welcome all Bambi: hi Mudhead Tween, JR: Howdy, Mud. Bambi: runaway actors? that's not good ;-) Mudhead: You musta thought I was dead...they said I was hung cease: i would like to do something for air america. they really need comedy cease: but i'm primarily in a visual mode these days Tween, JR: No doubt, cease... Bambi: and as 'they' say ... and you were Bambi: heard that Cat cease: taking a video editing course. very intense software, possibilities but its raining all the time here now so hard to go out and shoot Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Mud: I they they said twas well you were hung Bambi: rainy season? Mudhead: well, get yurself some inside interests cease: the sun was shining and still it rained when i came outta supermarket today Merlyn: Hey, they predicted Pres. Bush! ah,clem: and they was right Mudhead: but twice? cease: add paprika, sea slat, oregano and rain Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Mud: Now twice but four times Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Not Merlyn: I like that sea slat CommieMartyr: hitler? Mudhead: four time losers we are Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Merl: Sea Slat is immature Sand Dab Tween, JR: If Jeb takes his place... CommieMartyr: Is that what make dabatoms? Mudhead: I think we need a church for Judy Garland, call it Judyism Tween, JR: Jane, you ignorant slat... cease: just got new wide-assed blinds today. got slats on the brain Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: A little dabatom will do yah cease: the catrs ruined the venetians CommieMartyr: They already have judyism. they're called rastafarians Mudhead: the floods ruined the Venitians Tween, JR: The venetians have landed! cease: fucked up the florentines pretty badly too Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: The venusions were made extinct by the catharr? cease: no, the cathars was made extinct by the vaticandelusions Tween, JR: Are the rasters fair? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Ahh Faith based warfare CommieMartyr: Watch yer thetans, dexter Mudhead: no, theyre far Bightrethighrehighre: venetia for the venetians.... Tween, JR: That's farther than anyone's been gone before... Mudhead: but not far enuff Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: As Al Jolson once said, "You ain't seen nothin' yet, Mamma" Mudhead: so the kittys are ok cease? cease: yes, they never left. Tween, JR: But, Jolson was white... cease: thats why i was a little late showing up here. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: So was Ste 'n Fetchit cease: you aint got no mamys on the left Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: what's your point? Tween, JR: Not left enough, apparently. Mudhead: give em a head Pat for me cease: will do, mud Tween, JR: Buchanan needs a head. cease: better than a head Dick ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "10:16 PM and late as usual, it's principlepoop, just back from Virginia." Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hey pP CommieMartyr: I'm gonna go raid the fridge. see yall later. Mudhead: uh oh principlepoop: tricky head dick cease: and speaking of poop Tween, JR: Have we all been good? principlepoop: hello all Mudhead: its the principal Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: you've been decapitalized Tween, JR: Bye, CM... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night CM principlepoop: get me a chicken leg cm ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:17 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs CommieMartyr by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Mudhead: seeya commie principlepoop: las decapital Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, you're in an alternat time xone ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:18 PM" cease: this sounds like the stuff on the old rfo site Mudhead: omg Im in a time loop Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: It's 9:59 Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong and says "Someone mention my name?" Mudhead: wash, lather, repeat Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Line dry Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cool iron cease: jerry lather does the beaver Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Accessorize! Tween, JR: I'll take a '67 AMC Merlyn. principlepoop: lets do the time loop tango cease: this could be the dear friends tv guide Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I'm having too much fun doint the rhebus rhumba Mudhead: ahh the ol AMC's principlepoop: ahh, the voice of ahhh, clem principlepoop: my sister had a rambler cease: i have a halloween in hollywood they did for Power from 1990. y'all have that? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: The dulcet tones, the silver larynx of Jimmy Lee Mudhead: Im doin the anorexic shuffle, diuretics and laxatives, I might have to go Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: pp: My mamma married a gambler Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: oi principlepoop: I was born in the back seat of a greyhound bus Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: MSP ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'J. Llama Piano', just granted probation at 10:21 PM", then leaves hurriedly. J. Llama Piano: Hulloo? principlepoop: do not take the name mudhead so seriously mudhead Mudhead: hiya Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cuidado Pianos ah,clem: don't think I have that halloween piece, cat principlepoop: jlp Tween, JR: Hey Jp... cease: piano man J. Llama Piano: Look out - there are llamas! Tween, JR: The Ramblers were actually pretty sturdy cars. J. Llama Piano: How's everyone? cease: i'll hve to get it to you. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Anybody seen Captain Jack principlepoop: pablo llama cruise Tween, JR: Cat's promised to send some rain to Austin. J. Llama Piano: "Sailing To Paradise," Poop... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Me llama est Cuidado J. Llama Piano: I'm sorry to read that, Dex principlepoop: no more calls, we have a weiner, mustard or catsup? cease: we have more than we need Tween, JR: Llama! J. Llama Piano: Bambi, before you fade away, check your email...heh heh Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: JLP: Ne mea culpo principlepoop: texaco? tabasco? J. Llama Piano: Damn, where did all these Mexicans come from? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: One of my most favorite FS songs Tween, JR: Mea culpa mea culpa, mea maxima culpa... (Buffett's "Fruitcakes") Mudhead: Dex, mines Towed Away Mudhead: I feel the emotion principlepoop: outcast woman is a catchy tune Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Jean Buffet, the French Post Impressionist cease: whose voice was that? cease: was that annalee? J. Llama Piano: I thought that was "half-caste" woman, Poop Bambi: hi JohnnyP and PrincipalP Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: The voice of God... or maybe Red Barber principlepoop: is some versions cease: dejeuner, sur herbes J. Llama Piano: Bambi, check your email... Bambi: sorry I was listening and resting my eyes ... think I drifted Mudhead: I'll do it for herr principlepoop: hubba hubba bambi, how's tricks? Tween, JR: Where did your story manacham? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: et Herbes du Provence principlepoop: drifted under the boardwalk bambi? Mudhead: herr Doctor that is cease: this might work on stage, but it doesnt on record ||||||||| "Hey Mudhead!" ... Mudhead turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:27 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Tween, JR: Would Yukon Blue be part of that recipe, Dex? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: pp: You can get poison ivy there J. Llama Piano: Heil in der Fuhrer's face Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: pppppphhhhhhttttt!!!!! Bambi: hey Johnny ... we are back home on dialup...if I check my email accounts it will knock us off ... will have to wait till Clem is done with the show principlepoop: i might get an itch that is sure hehe cease: they could always do brilliant commercial parodies, but are far from alone in that skill ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Mudhead into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:29 PM, then departs. J. Llama Piano: Okay, no problem...sent you three more finished tunes - hopefully won't take FOREVER to download. Bambi: under the boardwalk ... one of my all time favorite songs principlepoop: back home on dialup, they don't write them like that anymore J. Llama Piano: Greg Kihn? Mudhead: MERLYN! I clicked the CNI Radio link and got booted..... principlepoop: I do like that song too, give us a kiss hehe cease: this is just structurally stupid Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: pp: Right on! It's all digital techno Blue Grass ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and klokwkdog disembarks at 10:29 PM. principlepoop: click klok ||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Bightrethighrehighre - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Bambi: cool, Johnny ... will play them saturday J. Llama Piano: Klok! Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Mud" So do most if not all of us Bambi: hey Klok Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: ey Klok klokwkdog: hello, JP, everyone ||||||||| Mudhead hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 10:30 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" cease: did any of you see "pioneers of primetime on pbs the other night? principlepoop: hehe he said digital techno hehe cease: klok klokwkdog: dosin' up on winamp this week, eh JP? J. Llama Piano: What did they feature, Cat? cease: from vaudville to early tv with the same folks: benny, hope, burns and allen, a few others J. Llama Piano: What makes you say that, Klok? cease: brilliant stuff klokwkdog: it's your middl name, JP cease: red skelton, etc. i didnt know steve allen's ma was a famous vaudevillian. cease: brilliant woman. J. Llama Piano: OH! I should explain - the title of my band's next album is LLAMALAMP klokwkdog: yeah, primetime TV...back in the '50s when the only ones watching had enough class to support class shows Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cuidado, Hookers! Bambi: would have enjoyed seeing that Cat klokwkdog: after that, it was on one downhill slide to primetime roller derby... cease: i twas interesting to see the comedians evolve from vaude thru tadio and then onto tv principlepoop: cheese cuidados cease: itl be repeated in Your Area i'm sure J. Llama Piano: I like mine with hot sauce cease: it was a followed by a tiresome hagiography of steve martin. i turned that off J. Llama Piano: Luckily I get two different PBS channels...many chances for repeats klokwkdog: you mean like the lava lamps that SGI uses for random number generation, JP? ;-) cease: the show ended by saying that the genre comedians of the show would never be equalled. Tween, JR: cuidad mickey gouda cease: i think that's depressing, and wrong. principlepoop: the 2nd half of the steve marting honorium ws fun cease: i truly hate this song J. Llama Piano: If the term "Llamalamp" is actually used for something other than our CD, I'm surprised klokwkdog: in RI, there isn't much PBS support, so our station is on welfare, gets main shows weaks later. just now showing the thing about the cowboy/farmer in SD principlepoop: poo poo catchoo cat klokwkdog: maybe at the walmart in cuzco, JP, nowhere else... J. Llama Piano: We got the title because one of us pulled a Norm Crosby and fractured "Lavalamp" in the process klokwkdog: fracturing a lava lamp is a serious crime in most primitive societies principlepoop: laval was a spy or something like that klokwkdog: it's also considered very, very unlucky principlepoop: no more pot that night for the culprit Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: JLP: There's a "Lavalight" that seems to be a thinly disguised escart service J. Llama Piano: Fortunately, Klok, this was only a verbal fracture klokwkdog: so, you gonna go on tour, JP? principlepoop: do they take credit cards fong? J. Llama Piano: You don't have to turn on the lavalight Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: pp: Pierre Laval was a collaborationist during WW@ in Frace J. Llama Piano: No touring here. Self-release CD (unless we can persuade some indie to issue it instead). Bambi: hope you don't get Sony to do your CDs Johnny ;-) principlepoop: yes, but I could not spell it ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Mudhead', just granted probation at 10:38 PM", then leaves hurriedly. klokwkdog: gonna send a copy to Nic Harcourt, JP? J. Llama Piano: LOL, Bambi - thankfully I haven't run into one of those, but then I'm also on a Mac Mudhead: that was fun principlepoop: wb mudhead, laxatives kicked in J. Llama Piano: Klok, I don't know who Harcourt is - enlighten me! Mudhead: whew I should say Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: This is certainly an interesting Let's Eat show klokwkdog: kcrw, morning becomes eclectic -- bright hope of indie bands everywhere Bambi: LOL Johnny Mudhead: so Dont click the radio link? principlepoop: I was born an american rings my bell principlepoop: what browswers Mudhead: IE Tween, JR: Brace yourself... J. Llama Piano: Get me a link, Klok - I'll scope it out! cease: the firesign really exploited vaudeveille as well as old radio in their shows J. Llama Piano: Actually still have to master the songs, and whittle down the playlist...there's 20 tunes to choose from principlepoop: exploiters, free the old jokes Tween, JR: KCRW is really good. Glad they're on the net. Use it mostly for news, though... Bambi:http://www.bambismusings.com has been keeping tabs on the findings regarding Sony's debacle ... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I remeber the Mr. Interlocatur Firesign Minstrel Show and Collective Unconscious Band cease: i try and catch shearer on sun morns. if i miss him, he's always archived soon principlepoop: I bet meryln uses it to hide system files on his ah, system cease: they were serious students of theatre cease: still are, no doubt J. Llama Piano: Bambi, I hear that some nasty virus can take advantage of the Sony implant klokwkdog: Brian - NYT Magazine article in flite to your sbc address, if it still works principlepoop: theater, pedantic Tween, JR: Sherarer is in the iTunes podcast section as well... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bambi: I know...when Sony crashed into that tree while sking, Cher was devastated....oh she put up a good front and all cease: not in canada principlepoop: ahh, pendantique klokwkdog: JP, Bambi -- TWIT #29 is ROFL about the Sony rootkit. There is now a Worlds of Warcraft cheating program that uses the Sony rootkit to hide itself from WoW's scanners ;-) Bambi: hope not principalP ... they now have at least two backdoor bots that make use of the vulnerability that their 'sterile burn' DRM created Tween, JR: Had a little sun, thought we'd call him sony... klokwkdog: also - Leo admits his terrible WoW addiction klokwkdog: apparently it was messing up his life J. Llama Piano: Thanks, Brian - got the email Bambi: yes, that was even before these two backdoor bots that F-Secure found Klok principlepoop: admitting the first step, or second step, maybe the 3rd Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Climb upon my knee sony boy, and make your confession while I soothe you Tween, JR: Is this something anti-virus software would catch, Bambi? Mudhead: link me more Klok Merlyn: I'm not playing WoW as much as I used to Mudhead: I lost my woman to WoW J. Llama Piano: Ah...makes me glad to be Mac... Tween, JR: Dex is going to knead me. klokwkdog: mud - about nic or about twit? principlepoop: orc mudhead? klokwkdog: ok Mudhead: Leo klokwkdog: ok klokwkdog: Mudhead - http://thisweekintech.com/29 Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I found my sweatheart at WOW, women of wrestling Mudhead: if there isnt here should be a 12 step program for WoW Bambi: Tweeny, apparently they are now weighing whether they should: ZDNet:>http://news.zdnet.co.uk/software/0,39020381,39235702,00.htm">ZDNet: Antivirus firms consider protection against Sony DRM rootkit cease: orc? has sauron returned? Bambi: eek J. Llama Piano: Chyna Doll? Bambi:http://news.zdnet.co.uk/software/0,39020381,39235702,00.htm Tween, JR: Awwwk, it's a potential deathtrap!! principlepoop: I saw sony was sued, several states have laws against that sort of ewww behavior Bambi: some are already calling it a rootkit and then they found the backdoor bots... klokwkdog: the video is 530 MB so probably get the audio. the video is pretty awesome for over an hour, that small. you can see them improving the quality, compression and (what I like best) the audio week by week. multiple camera work and focus pulling is still lacking, though Tween, JR: Great album, Mars Hotel. Bambi: I'd say it won't be long now Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Chyna/Phillipines Doll...Get her shoe collection now, girls! principlepoop: sauron low carbs artificial butter Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: afk for rite Bambi: Bambi cease Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong J. Llama Piano klokwkdog Merlyn Mudhead principlepoop Tween, JR ah,clem -- in case you missed any Clem J. Llama Piano: Imelda comes a-runnin' principlepoop: you are in the future again bambi principlepoop: caw caw Tween, JR: China's lullabye from Paul & Grace - "It ain't what you want, it what you knead..." ;) klokwkdog: I hope Sony gets sued out of existence. If they had messed up my PC, I'd want them to pay a _pro_ to come clean it. I ain't gonna work on their plantation for them! J. Llama Piano: Roast oliphaunt on a spit with drawn sauron Bambi: yep ... that happens lol klokwkdog: and if some hacker got into my box with their stuff, I'd sue them for everything they had, eula or no eula klokwkdog: somebody pass the martians, please (the extra crispy ones) Tween, JR: The story goes that one guy removed the sw from his drive and the disc player stopped working. principlepoop: they did not mention it in their eula Mudhead: im in yur box J. Llama Piano: These corporate bozos just don't have a clue with the so-called protection principlepoop: sound sounds sound ahhhhh clem Bambi: me either Klok ... course I stopped buying CDs done by RIAA backed Big 5 labels back when they took down Napster. Saw the writing on the wall. Mudhead: what, no porn? I'll send ya some J. Llama Piano: And of course Grokster shut down this week... principlepoop: it is nice to be had jimmy-lee klokwkdog: it's beyond that Bambi - no Sony gear, DVDs, baked beans, whatever... J. Llama Piano: Thank goodness for Limewire...while it lasts Bambi: yeah, and iMesh went 'legit' they say klokwkdog: JL - can't you grab the corner of your monitor with the mouse and resize it bigger? ah,clem :) Tween, JR: Reaaaallly old Dolly... Merlyn: Proctor's voice is very high in this bit principlepoop: grab the corner of your mouse and make it bigger klokwkdog: LOL Bambi: yes, it's gonna be a nightmare Klok ... I will likely just go back to reading books and listening to music we already bought years ago klokwkdog: good Parton imitation, though ah,clem: no tried that, the monitor stays the same size... Tween, JR: There are still two different standards for DVD, right? J. Llama Piano: New at your grocer, Mouse Corners! principlepoop: get a new lizard klokwkdog: you chave to change its properties first, Clem. sheesh principlepoop: or a used new lizard klokwkdog: that's right tweeny -- good DVDs and bad DVDs J. Llama Piano: Tween, I think you're thinking of the Hi-Def war Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Sheesh!?? Tween, JR: Our special this week, a pound of mouse corners with every 10 oz bag of groat clusters. Bambi: might want to make sure you have the latest Sun Java, as well as the latest version of LimeWire Johnny ... there were some nasty vulnerabilities with that for awhile there principlepoop: no, bluewaves versus greenwaves J. Llama Piano: That would be the next generation of DVDs, the choice between Blueray and HD-DVD klokwkdog: there's 5 standards for DVD media, and 8, 10, or 17 standards for how commercial movie DVDs are arranged Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Those Groat Clusters clutterin' up you pantry, Mother...get freeze fried groat clusters principlepoop: yes sheesh Tween, JR: Englind rules the waves. With dogs and a whip. klokwkdog: yankees don't grok sheesh J. Llama Piano: Bambi, I'm still running OS9 so I can't really upgrade my Limewire Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Homey don' grok sheesh Tween, JR: That's what I was think of, JL. klokwkdog: os9 from outer spa...I mean Steve Jobs? principlepoop: whippit, whippit good Bambi: if they pass the new legislation that the MPAA/RIAA lawyers penned ... Blu-Ray and HD-DVD will never enter this dwelling J. Llama Piano: Dat Bambi: oh, nevermind ... Mac :-) Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Did you say sleeve jobs? J. Llama Piano: AHEM! Dat be da one, Klok principlepoop: don't do it, then she will want to see yours Tween, JR: You really gotta try OS X, JP. Runs real nice. I still use OS 9 for somethings, though... klokwkdog: Patrick Norton on twit this week: they're gonna want to charge you every time you think about one of their products J. Llama Piano: I've been told that the most recent OS X will run older programs nicely
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong lurches over to pp and askes him :What's yours?" Mudhead: .$sys$ huh? principlepoop: IMB has a copyright on the word think klok, careful J. Llama Piano: That's my biggest concern - I don't need to spend $ on upgrading all of my programs Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Thnik? Ha Bambi: yep... did you read my blog on it? got a great article there done by Ken Fisher linked there principlepoop: that is better, still might litigable, litigatable Mudhead: link? Tween, JR: Not all, though JP. I use older versions of Digital Performer & Unisyn. No go on those. Most everything will in run in OS X since OS X runs OS 9 as a task. Pretty smooth integration. Bambi: arstechnica's Ken Fisher cease: just ike kansas ah,clem: got TWit replays set up for CNI, and have all shows to date, to run on rotation principlepoop: thank adam ||||||||| Catherwood enters with bonemeister close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:59 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the vestibule. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Ike and Teena Kansas J. Llama Piano: I'm not so worried about music apps, as I don't run sequencers or multi-track on mine...however, Photoshop is a concern principlepoop: hello boney maroney Tween, JR: Ah, my boney boy... cease: bone Mudhead: this IS Kansas anymore Bambi: yea! TWiT on CNI now :-) Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hi Boney: cease: this is austin doing is rock start try out principlepoop: super cool cni Tween, JR: Can't see what Photoshop uses that wouldn't be available in Classic mode under OS X. klokwkdog: bambi -- mudhead asked for the blog link cease: not long before roller maidens ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
klokwkdog wonders if there is an Anymore, KS J. Llama Piano: If that's true, Tween, then I'll call my buddy that has OS X and give it a try! klokwkdog: his rock start? principlepoop: topeka, geshundheit
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong has been to Anywho?, KS Bambi: sorry, missed that - http://www.bambismusings.com Mudhead: and also the CNI link plz Tween, JR: Tue multitasking rocks, JP. A program may crash, but never the computer. Mudhead: tty principlepoop: anyhuh? klokwkdog: yeah, that grand old legal firm, Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe... J. Llama Piano: Sounds cool, Tween Tween, JR: And you don't have to restart after a program crashes. Just relaunch it. klokwkdog: mudhead -- see top of your browser screen Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: anywha.....????? Mudhead: I use Dewey, Cheatem and Howe klokwkdog: gosh, Tweeny, it sounds like Linux ;-) Bambi:http://216.234.115.10:8000/ or http://216.234.115.10:8000/listen.pls Tween, JR: It's Unix-based, of course... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: My favorite legal firm has always been Grasp, Holt & Squeeze J. Llama Piano: Excellent, Tween. I will call my friend this weekend, as he was telling me I need to at least try it. principlepoop: a guy in texas got caught cashing payroll checks he had made for that company klokwkdog: mud - I refuse to listen anymore. It's like the '50s and '60s listening to Radio Moscow intimidate Americans who wrote letters in Bambi: the listen.pls opens your browser's designated media player ... the direct link without it, you paste to your player klokwkdog: LOL, Dex J. Llama Piano: Gee, guys, reminds me of my favorite publisher - Little, Brown and Lumpy Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Thanks, I've always been proud of that onception Mudhead: i got it, well ty principlepoop: oh, I love it when you talk technical bambi, hubba hubba Tween, JR: All of them apparently represent Libby. Bambi: lol
klokwkdog sighs. more hopeless numerology addicts... Mudhead: we gotta herd of Winebago Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Yes, Friends...Todays 2005 Hubba Hubba, get loads more satisfaction than last years model principlepoop: 7 klok J. Llama Piano: How about a McCullough Chainsaw? principlepoop: 70's bass music, wow klokwkdog: poop -- that's IT! your prix copy of the Kabbala is on its way even as this is typed Bambi: Declan McCullough? ||||||||| Stickman waltzes in at 11:06 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. klokwkdog: G. Gordon Libby? Tween, JR: Is it a hybrid, Dex? principlepoop: call me a kab cease: i'll take a bag o'wine Stickman: Smells like breakfast!!! J. Llama Piano: I think that Mudhead: Dear Buddah, can I have a pony and a plastic rocket please? principlepoop: looking thin stickman Tween, JR: Mrs. Gordon's fish sticks. cease: hi stick Bambi: hi Stickman Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Tween: No, it's more like a mutant or sport vehicle J. Llama Piano: Damn it - the return key is too close to the apostrophe! klokwkdog: hey Stick! early bonemeister: there's asbestos in my beer Stickman: Felling rather stretched, Your Honor. J. Llama Piano: Something sticky this way comes Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hello Mr. , may I take your stick klokwkdog: stick joined us fashionably late last week; this time he never thought to hesitate principlepoop: ahh psychedelic music, I am having a flashback, nixon is french kissing spiro agnew Stickman: I'm still at work so I may have to bust out in a hurry. Apologies in advance. cease: under tort reform, it;'ll be in everyone's beer Mudhead: Hiya Stickman Bambi: hi bonemeister .. somehow I missed your entry Tween, JR: The best o's are from a little yellow stream. J. Llama Piano: Mmmm, beer torts! Merlyn: so, is Martian Space Party over? Stickman: Evening, Mr. Head.
klokwkdog is now hoping for torte reform, too Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Boney: Have a sausage...a sausage with wings bonemeister:http://www.epa.gov/region8/superfund/libby/index.html Bambi: no worries ... people come and go very quickly here principlepoop: it is nice to be dropped in on, hit me again stickman J. Llama Piano: As opposed to a sausage with eyes? Mudhead: did BigE show up tonite? cease: edmund? J. Llama Piano: They come...they go! klokwkdog: oh yeah, stickman, B sure to fire up CNI radio via the link at the top -- they're playing your song cease: elivs? klokwkdog: well, actually, they're playing Martian Space Party Tween, JR: Did Jan Weiner write a book about that? Mudhead: we are? J. Llama Piano: They keep saying "E" lives... Bambi: yes, BigE was here earlier Mudhead: say HI Stickman: Isn't that Ben Bland? klokwkdog: how about D Major, JP? Mudhead: Say hi to me Clem principlepoop: ben compliant cease: elayne? she's not big. it's an optical allusion Tween, JR: Garcia, Reich and Weiner... ;) J. Llama Piano: D major what? principlepoop: who said salmon? Mudhead: Say my name ah clem J. Llama Piano: Sam and Ella? cease: rushdie? Bambi: and Elayne was here too principlepoop: ok, I take back my 2nd hi to you too stingy JL, grrrrr Mudhead: he didnt say my name cease: holy fatwa, mudhead Mudhead: ok Bambi Mudhead: ty Bambi: salmon moose? Tween, JR: Now, cease. Be kind to talk radio morons... klokwkdog: Willhelm Reich was the heavyweight of that trio, tweeny bonemeister: there's asbestos in m organic Victory garden Mudhead: Say my name, it'll set you free bonemeister: my Stickman: Gol dangit! I missed Elayne again? J. Llama Piano: It takes awhile for ah,clem's comments to reach your listening devices, guys. Relax! principlepoop: I have the besto ass bonemeister: there's asbestos in my organic Victory garden cease: put some round up on it. it'll mutate into something interesting J. Llama Piano: How about some pesto ass? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Bone: You're entitled to an Insulation award klokwkdog: maybe it'll mutilate into something interesting principlepoop: anchovies in my antipasto Mudhead: i was poisened by asbestos at my previous occupation Stickman: Put a towel over it. Maybe it'll go away. Mudhead: im not happy about it klokwkdog: stick - you gotta come EARLY or else be satisifed reading the log ;-) J. Llama Piano: Asbestos in my sharkskin suit Tween, JR: Cease gets out the simple english mulatto's schoolboy manual. klokwkdog: if it's any consolation, I got here 'way before you and missed her too J. Llama Piano: Poison or poisson? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Massa, I'se doing as bes' as I can principlepoop: roll out the barrel cease: manual? no, he's automatic Mudhead: Poisin, as in damaged irreparebly bonemeister: You've never heard of Libby Vermiculite fertilizer? Tween, JR: Sounds fishy to me. J. Llama Piano: Don't put no name on it, just spread it on thick! Mudhead: fairly benign occupation, turned out it killed me principlepoop: I was at poisin bay in korea, chinese crabs everywhere Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Mud: Obviously not good for you....sorry to hear that Tween, JR: Poi sin pondering how to cut the loaves and fishes properly. Bambi: Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Rolly Polly Fish Heads .... Mudhead: I sold auto parts J. Llama Piano: Still have a few roommates, Poop? bonemeister: It made your lawn green, and contaminated it with asbestos principlepoop: but you got better mudhead? J. Llama Piano: Eat them up, YUM! principlepoop: eat 'em up eat 'em up yum Mudhead: no, its still in there, I need new lungs Tween, JR: Attak of the Giant Softshells! bonemeister: farmer's lung Stickman: Small price to pay for a beautiful lawn. J. Llama Piano: Lungs o'IRON Bambi: we have some friends that work as mechanics and have been replacing brake pads and drums since before they knew what asbestos could do principlepoop: just at night halai llama Mudhead: no, counterpersons lung klokwkdog: can you get compensation, Mud? Mudhead: we put these brake shoes outta de box and into the barrel, got lungfuls of asbestos Bambi: lungs of 'IRON Butterfly principlepoop: too much tar and nicotine in my lungs, no room for the asbestos to move in Mudhead: theres a class action suit J. Llama Piano: LOL, Bambi Mudhead: but the govt doesnt wanna pay it principlepoop: ahh, that sharkskin suit klokwkdog: that's not good, Poop (and clem and bambi and ken and...) bonemeister: Libby, Montana Mudhead: it'll end up the death of me Mudhead: but till then, I'll be back every week bonemeister: Right next to Cheney, Wyoming Bambi: who did you work for? why would the gov't pay? shouldn't it be the company? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Mud: sobering thought =) Mudhead: i must leave tho tonite Tween, JR: When I saw guys packing a boiler with their bare hands, I should have said something. Steve McQueen died of lung cancer from working in the Navy with asbestos rope in WWII. Grid knows what the spent-uranium shells they've been using in Iraq are going to do to today's vets.... Yikes klokwkdog: well, stay with us, Mudhead Mudhead: g'nite Dear Friends principlepoop: one of those square states klokwkdog: CU next week cease: mud J. Llama Piano: Cheers, Mud. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night Mud Mudhead: ah, it was an assortment of companies Merlyn: nite mud principlepoop: keep your spirts up mudhead J. Llama Piano: The Whizzo quality assortment Mudhead: the govt knew it was dangerous, but failed to notify the public Stickman: BTW To all you Vets. Thanks for serving. principlepoop: the old shell game, ahh klokwkdog: tween - you can't find asbestos with a geiger counter; DU shows up quite well Mudhead: nite all ||||||||| "Hey Mudhead!" ... Mudhead turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:19 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Bambi: oh, joy ... nothing like it being complicated ... so sorry to hear that Mudhead Stickman: Nite Mud. Tween, JR: Bye, Mud... J. Llama Piano: I see the clock is wrong...again! Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Thanks, Stick principlepoop: I signed a paper that I and my descendants will not sue the navy if they did something to me, I figured lawyers would not allow me to tie the hands of my descendents klokwkdog: yes, someone had been letting Catherwood into the rat cheese ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to klokwkdog and queries "Would you like something?" J. Llama Piano: catherwood, bring me some moleskin cookies please ||||||||| Catherwood gives J. Llama Piano some moleskin cookies. Tween, JR: Class action maybe, P... Merlyn: Give KWD some rat cheese, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood hands kwd some rat cheese. Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a double Toasted Almond ||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a double toasted almond. klokwkdog: tell the time right catherwood! ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:21 PM" principlepoop: exactly klokwkdog: no it's not, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to klokwkdog and asks "Something I can help with?" cease: will they turn you into Old Navy? bonemeister:http://www.asbestostoday.com/news/000328.html Tween, JR: Catherwood's time machine needs some fine tuning. ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's precisely 11:22 PM!" Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, you are an idiot ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong and yells "oh, fuck off Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong!" principlepoop: you are drinking a lot of toasted almonds bambi, time for an intervention? Bambi: don't bug Catherwood ... he's only about 21 min off ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Bambi and says "Would you like something?" J. Llama Piano: Mmmmm....(hack - splutter)....(wipes off cookie)...Mmmmm klokwkdog: catherwood is 'way deep into his eliza imitation again ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to klokwkdog and asks "Someone mention my name?" principlepoop: old spice, herbs klokwkdog: bambi - yeah? which year??? Bambi: LOL ... well, it's the only kind I can afford these days principlepoop: eat it catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to principlepoop and inquires "Would you like something?" Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: perch and rotate, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong and asks "Someone mention my name?" Stickman: Inuendo? Is that legal? Bambi: good one Klok Stickman: Stick waves Hello. principlepoop: perch, shouldn't that be parch Tween, JR: We can do the inuendo, we can dance and sing... J. Llama Piano: It would be fun if a certain butler answered to his given name as well as his surname...hint, clue, Merl principlepoop: not in kansas stickman J. Llama Piano: Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo Stickman: I'll have a whiz is your going to the fridge. principlepoop: babbling brooks Merlyn: what's his first name again? Bambi: Catherwood bring me some scallops provolone ||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi some scallops provolone. klokwkdog:merlyn - why not set up a chat frappr.com map with pushpins for everyone principlepoop: such are the fickle fates of ah fate Tween, JR: Gnarley, Garth... Bambi: Nickie! J. Llama Piano: Klok, that's kinda what Nino does principlepoop: cat Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hey Clem: Since you're so far bewhind..should tell you we wonn-a the second-a world war-a J. Llama Piano: Bambi, you're making my mouth water....and the scallops sound good too. Merlyn: Piano, you in alaska? Bambi: lol Tween, JR: Anda wonna too anda... principlepoop: sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you, did the bear get llanwyd? cease: i hgad some scallops recently that were at least as good as anything i've ever eaten Bambi: ah, you thinka you so smart lol J. Llama Piano: Negatory, Merl - I'm in Illinois cease: at a local place called C restaurant. its on my blog klokwkdog: yeah, JP, but frappr does it with Google Maps, which is useful. Knowing merlyn, I know he could do horrible things to it after the clubs close (to rip off David Bromberg) Merlyn: close enough for Nino cease: that noise isn't ill. it just has a fever Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: afk for the right to ritual principlepoop: nino is tripping again
klokwkdog dislikes food without backbone Tween, JR: It burst through his chest and reappeared as Breschnev... klokwkdog: happy parking, Dex principlepoop: hail rita principlepoop: nikita J. Llama Piano: Breschnev as designed by H.R. Giger Stickman: Someone help that man!! principlepoop: eat a pita principlepoop: have a seata Tween, JR: This must be a tune from the New Mickey Mouse Club. J. Llama Piano: Pite a eta klokwkdog: thing about Nino, if you aren't in alaska and he says you are...you just might be klokwkdog: something about string theory J. Llama Piano: Well, it is getting cold here tonight cease: then i guess yo woulndt eat the democratic party, klok principlepoop: the doors meet iron butterfly and friigid pink klokwkdog: donkeys have backbone Stickman: I can't imagine a drug that would make that song sound good. Bambi: M I C K E Y M O O S E, Mickey Moose, Mickey Moose cease: i'm unfortuantely old enough to remember that cease: 56? Bambi: as Fog Horn always said ... I'm not gonna look in there ... I might just be there Merlyn: is your ISP in fairbanks, piano? Or geobytes.com is wrong principlepoop: soon you will be old enough to forget it cease: when we first lived in a city with tv Merlyn: could be an IP address that changed hands klokwkdog: cat - what is the old saw, if your opponent is busy digging himself into a hole, for gosh sakes don't stop him cease: god damn they had bad taste in music in those days cease: true, klok klokwkdog: cat - i guess you haven't read talking points memo recently. mostly about the thing to do now is make popcorn and watch cease: it was nice of harry reid to pull that one in the senate, but let's see what comes out of this investigation principlepoop: the seldom seen klok J. Llama Piano: Hilario Spacepipe Tween, JR: It's time for the Mickey Moose Club! Yeah, B&W TV in the 50's. cease: i usualy read the maj report blogs every day, including tpm cease: not today though klokwkdog: "they" have bad taste in music now cease: the powers and habits of obfuscation are still greater than any challenge they face, klok Stickman: I remember B&W J. Llama Piano: Hilario Spacepipe cease: i remember radio, stick Tween, JR: Pretty good SNL skit about that. principlepoop: all the new songs are dirges, durges, sad Merlyn: Yeah, geobytes thinks your IP is in alaska, Piano J. Llama Piano: Who are "they?" Merlyn: Be right back... klokwkdog: JP -- you know, "them" Bambi: radio shack? J. Llama Piano: Must be something to do with SBC, Merl Stickman: Who am "US?" principlepoop: ok m, ferret him out cease: if you call that a back Tween, JR: The SNL Jeopardy parodies are wonderful. J. Llama Piano: Name three cease: plus klokwkdog: well, there's... principlepoop: cheese, trousers and inflatable shoes Bambi: wow, Alaska to Illinois ... that's some expensive ISP Johnny LOL J. Llama Piano: Hell, I'm on DSL, Bambi Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Tween: Do you know the SCTV Jeopardy Parodies klokwkdog: bambi - JP is trying to emulate the European experience where they pay a time charge to call their ISP... J. Llama Piano: Just made me think of Rundgren's tune Bambi: LOL J. Llama Piano: "I Hate My Frickin' ISP" principlepoop: that is your problem, it should be LSD not DSL klokwkdog: JP - I'm on PHP myself, although I'm trying to get into a treatment program. The JSP one sounds promising, but it has a long waiting list... :-( cease: or lds Bambi: must have blocked caller ID LOL principlepoop: ashburn??? where is ashburn stickman? Tween, JR: Hello, I'm on DSL, JP? J. Llama Piano: I could turn on the "color organ" function on iTunes while CNI plays, that might be closer to LSD principlepoop: do you have freckles? cease: its not like they wrote or played some bad songs in those days. they were all hideous Stickman: I have no idea where Ashburn is. I'm in Los Angeles. klokwkdog: Tweeny -- isn't that an old Vaudeville song? bonemeister: What was the name of the Sixties teevee show that the Buoys parodied... it was inspired by Up With People J. Llama Piano: No, Tween - "I Hate My Frickin' ISP" Tween, JR: That isn't logical, cease... klokwkdog: "Hello, Central..." or something like that? Bambi: good one Klok lol Tween, JR: Which album. Gues I don't have it. cease: i used to ask my students in japan why "hideo gump" was funny.. they had no idea, even if they knew the word "hideous" klokwkdog: cat - they had Hideo G working for them then, too principlepoop: ahh, it was a new vaudeville song J. Llama Piano: "One Long Year" from a couple years ago. bonemeister: Stand Up and Cheer cease: was that a proc and berg thing? J. Llama Piano: The song will be on the upcoming Rundgren live DVD principlepoop: moscow memories Tween, JR: Which speedy atomic ISP we be taking? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hideo second honorable son of Andy Gump klokwkdog: Hideo was very good at that hideous stuff. principlepoop: wb fong, that was fast klokwkdog: Hideovision was eventually sold and I don't know what became of him after that bonemeister: Does anyone remember Stand Up and Cheer? It was on ABC-TV Bambi: any speedy ISP would be worth taking if they were offering lol J. Llama Piano: Internet Server Prison? principlepoop: cheers? sure, with coach and everybody Stickman: Stickman is set to cruise around the endless curve of Police Street. Later Kids. Bambi: yes, only dialup here Johnny klokwkdog: Dex - the third son was the black sheep, wasn't he? Got caught doing some illegal thing with a pervert in the park and was dishonorably discharged... klokwkdog: nite Stick principlepoop: flick that ashburn stickman and keep flying Bambi: night Stickman Tween, JR: US+ Communications. Better service through monopoly. You ask - we decide. J. Llama Piano: Due to lack of availability of anything else, Bambi? J. Llama Piano: See ya, stick Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Third son is Wednesday, full of mace Merlyn: nightstick principlepoop: there was a sister too, barbhideo maybe Merlyn: or billy club Bambi: yes, Johnny ... they got us surrounded but no takers LOL cease: no wonder i never listen to this. it's stunningly bad klokwkdog: LOL, Dex - good return cease: is everyone in this club named bill? Tween, JR: In the next world, you are allowed to join the billy club. ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dr. Headphones into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 11:39 PM, then departs. klokwkdog: cat - but you gotta admit that it plays well as background to Thur. nite chat! J. Llama Piano: PP on the violin, I assume... Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends :) Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: I've heard a few mixes of Martian party, nevber heard this....any idea? cease: hey kend J. Llama Piano: Ken!! Dr. Headphones: just home from a grueling trip Merlyn: hey dere 'phones ah,clem: what do you mean, Bill? principlepoop: ahhhh ken klokwkdog: Poop - barb went into modeling, didn't she? Tween, JR: Hey Dr. H! How's the road treatin' ya? Bambi: Bill Grates? principlepoop: nikck clok Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Hey Ken: How's things at IHOP J. Llama Piano: Thick gruel Merlyn: didja pick up campbell's gruel? klokwkdog: gosh, speaking of barbhideo; it's Ken!! Bambi: hi Ken! cease: yeah i have several. maybe not this one. it was a bad idea to begin with, in my far frfom humble opium Dr. Headphones: hey! "grueling banjos" will be the theme for the blog entry i have written in my head, need to put on computer, probably tomorrow: "pickup and deliverance in kentucky" J. Llama Piano: Oh boy, green teeth! klokwkdog: bad one, eh? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: You're opium is far from humble Tween, JR: Squeal! principlepoop: she had one leg longer than the other,, only good for photoshoots on stairs and escalators principlepoop: like a pig klokwkdog: opium is the religion of the asses Dr. Headphones: jp, you hit it partly right: this guy's teeth (the 3 or 4 he had) looked like the flag for the rainbow coalition cease: ive never had opium. the firesign allude to it allot. they must have J. Llama Piano: Oh great, my monitor is being obstinate... Tween, JR: Gonna have to scrub that one hard, cat :=) Merlyn: hey, if it's good enough for Liz Taylor's perfume principlepoop: jimmy-lees also, it is a revolt, klokwkdog: JP -- you can change that in the monitor properties window Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: An obstinate monitor is the stiffest kind principlepoop: degauss your monitor immediately Merlyn: make the monitor my property Dr. Headphones: just put the balls on the other side ;) Merlyn: or is it a hall monitor? Tween, JR: Almost as bad as an obstinate Merrimac. Bambi: I have no idea Clem ... we don't get that kind of info on folks in FST chat LOL Merlyn: or a hall minotaur in a maze of hallways
Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong thinks about burning down the gauss J. Llama Piano: All is well now... cease: hows it truckin? klokwkdog: who is she talking to? how does she make her voice do that? Tween, JR: Half man, half bull durham. klokwkdog: that's what we're talking about, cat Merlyn: I think france needs a new charles degauss about now Bambi: how are you doing Ken? Hope you are listening :-) Dr. Headphones: cat: it's a job, i'm making more money than i have time to spend it cease: susan sarandon or tim robbins? klokwkdog: LOL Dex, Tweeny Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: and half man drake the magician cease: i was up getting cubed Tween, JR: France is not pretty these days. Looks like US around '65. Merlyn: so there's 3 of you now, cat? principlepoop: xanadu? you clean it up if you do cease: save some for rainy days, kend Merlyn: icy london, icy france Dr. Headphones: bambi: computer acting real slow, not sure i want to try streaming right now until i reboot it later Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: I got it set for twenty lines and I can't even see what I siad and Twenny siad tha mad e klok laugh Tween, JR: The cube of 3 cuban sugar plantations is? Dr. Headphones: cat: rain's done here for the year, i think. frost tonight, snow soon cease: we're thankfull we dont see your underpants principlepoop: I only get 10 in IE, how do I change that? can that be changed? klokwkdog: that's what the log is for, Dex ;-) Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Kend^; what about the chinchillas Bambi: No worries Ken ... just glad you are here ... Clem just said said Hi was all :-) Dr. Headphones: poopster: you need to stop using IE for a start ;) Tween, JR: Use Firefox, P :) Merlyn: Poop, select configure from the 'send to all' pulldown menu klokwkdog: dex - monitor/merrimack Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: I know =\ principlepoop: ok ok, ubuntu soon principlepoop: I want a router first Dr. Headphones: dex: the chinchillas will be fine, broiled with some garlic and herbs J. Llama Piano: Aw, rats - I have to leave. Ken, catch ya next time! Merlyn: or just change text lines on the login page before you log in Bambi: drop down "Send to all" has a configure at the bottom Dr. Headphones: later, jp, take it easy. and if you can't take it easy, DON'T TAKE IT! Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Thanks, i smiling but I don't have a clue =)) J. Llama Piano: I take it when I can get it! ||||||||| At 11:47 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, J. Llama Piano!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... ah,clem: 27 cuban sugar plantation? Bambi: ah, like Merlyn said LOL principlepoop: that is fantastic M, wow Bambi: see ya Johnny principlepoop: wow wow wow, I never looked in there cool Dr. Headphones: that merlyn is a real wizard Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night Signor Pionissimo cease: piano principlepoop: yes he is, I affirm klokwkdog: Dex - "obstinate monitor" et al principlepoop: night JLP ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and porgie disembarks at 11:48 PM. Dr. Headphones: hey porgie porgie: evening all klokwkdog: welcome, porgie Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Creepies Porgie!! cease: hi poerge principlepoop: ahh it was bambi who et me straight, thanks Bambi: hi porgie Tween, JR: Gosh, Porgie.... principlepoop: orgy porgie, a brave new world now porgie: what are we listening to? klokwkdog: Poop -- before you log in, you can set the same paramaters. At the bottom of the FST chat screen, so you can do it that way nxt time Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: What you et is what you get...Hindsho Mantra klokwkdog: martian space party, porgie ||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Stickman - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Tween, JR: Good Toto tune... Dr. Headphones: poor mr. stickman Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night stick principlepoop: farout klok cool ah,clem: hey Porge Bambi: shucks ... no plague again klokwkdog: you wouldn't think so from the catcalls from certain participants here... cease: have some prague instead Dr. Headphones: bambi wants to see bubonic in action? bonemeister: Has anyone heard from DocTech lately? porgie: ah Clem How do you get your name to do that? principlepoop: meow meow porgie: What FST record is this? Tween, JR: Check US slow vaccineia? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: ..and the Praguegnosis from here Walter, is more of the same Dr. Headphones: bone: nope, i've sent emails, no reply, but also no bounce principlepoop: kentucky eh, check out those smokies klokwkdog: he bribed Merlyn, Porgie, at least that's what everyone here thinks klokwkdog: porgie - martian space party cease: analee and tiny, i thought so ah,clem: it's just this little chromium switch here Bambi: not in real life...but the C A T H E R W O O D diseases are fun... pretty benign Merlyn: doc was here a week or two ago porgie: thanks Tween, JR: Northern KY is really beautiful. I used to live in S IN and went there on occasion. principlepoop: you are so superstitious Dr. Headphones: you afraid to mention his name? catherwood, pour me a drink, please ||||||||| Catherwood gives Dr. Headphones an ice-cold Polar Pro. principlepoop: do you like me catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood likes principlepoop. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, remove the spaces from C A T H E R W O O D ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong and mumbles "Something I can help with?" Dr. Headphones: tween: i swear to god, the name of this town was "paintlick". i'm positive they have all been licking the lead variety, hence brain damage porgie: Catherwood roll a few bombers for us ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside porgie and inquires "Did you want something?" Merlyn: Doc showed up Oct 27, 2 weeks ago klokwkdog: we can do without details of your personal life, Tweeny principlepoop: ahh, that is sweet Bambi: I only say his name when I want a drink or something to eat cease: ah, the seminal mushroom play Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a Toasted Almond ||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a toasted almond. bonemeister: Catherwood, give me a life ||||||||| Catherwood gives bonemeister a life. bonemeister: Thanks. klokwkdog: many of us have had relationships we'd rather not discuss in detail, Tweeny ah,clem: catherwood, roll everyone a bomber ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear ah,clem Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: tWEENY, *i* WANT TO KNOW =)))))))))))))))) cease: i think this is the varian, kwkwt principlepoop: another toasted almond? ahh you are at home now, ok ok ah,clem: lol Merlyn: Hey Catherwood, get the red out ||||||||| Catherwood gives the red out. Tween, JR: Hey, there are places all over the country you can find situations like that. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: Yell us about yours Bambi: lol klokwkdog: if I lived in S IN, I sure wouldn't tell the folks here about it... bonemeister: Catherwood, stand up and shout ||||||||| Catherwood stands up and shout. Tween, JR: I just. Want to know? bonemeister: Catherwood, stand up and cheer ||||||||| Catherwood stands up and cheer. Dr. Headphones: i will write a piece on that trip and put on blog tomorrow. everyone must visit and read it. http://truckersjournal.blogspot.com/ bonemeister: Catherwood, stand up and cheers ||||||||| Catherwood stands up and cheers. Tween, JR: Hey, that's where Bubba lives. cease: get on it and do it everyday, eh? Merlyn: catherwood is not much of a parser ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Merlyn Dr. Headphones: catherwood hasn't quite mastered the ending "s" on those words, has he? ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dr. Headphones principlepoop: will there be a quiz ken? bonemeister: Three's the charm. Bambi: will do Ken :-) Dr. Headphones: poop: no quiz, but god told me he will have a question from it on HIS final exam ;) Merlyn: catherwood, please gleeb my frinkle ||||||||| Catherwood gleebs Merlyn's frinkle. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, give Dr. Headphones a dope slap ||||||||| Catherwood gives dr headphones a dope slap. Dr. Headphones: hey, i represent that, dex! Bambi: no fair, inside information LOL Dr. Headphones: truckers don't do dope. random testing and all that, y'know Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, give Dr. Headphones an Indian rub ||||||||| Catherwood hands dr headphones an indian rub. principlepoop: ok, but if the grand jury asks I will unravel like a 2 dollard shirt ken klokwkdog: Ken - I'll have to read some of the new entries. When PBS had a series on Lewis and Clark, I followed their route in my Road Atlas by all the rivers and streams they named after relatives, friends, wives and girlfriends along the way Tween, JR: Gimme weed, whites, and whine... Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, give Dr. Headphones multiple nugies ||||||||| Catherwood brings dr headphones multiple nugies. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and juke disembarks at 11:58 PM. Dr. Headphones: klok: not sure how paintlick got the name, but there's a creek by that name flowing through town principlepoop: that is torture dexter, bush and the cia could use a guy like you Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Juke, hows your box Merlyn: hey juke, do you box? Tween, JR: From Asbury, by chance? Dr. Headphones: the joint's a jivin', juke's here! principlepoop: hi duke, oops juke cease: dont bogart that jive Bambi: hi juke Dr. Headphones: juke, juke, juke, juke of earl........ juke: hey Bambi: would that be Asbury Park? cease: anaheim, azusa and jukeamunga Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, give princplepoop a good hiding' ||||||||| Catherwood hands princplepoop a good hiding'. klokwkdog: MacArthur Park? bonemeister: Catherwood, slap and punch your baby if it make you feel good ||||||||| Catherwood brings you feel good. Tween, JR: Welcome to the Martian Space Party. Click on the CNI link on the top of the page. Tween, JR: Southside Johnny.
Dr. Headphones sings "someone left the cake out in the rain....." cease: no, this is KWKWT juke: just got turned on to the pod casts principlepoop: oh catherwood, you make me so happy ||||||||| Catherwood gives principlepoop so happy. klokwkdog: parker posey? cease: are they still casting those pods? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: "says, iot wasn't me man Tween, JR: If you folks haven't checked out the podcasts... Merlyn: catherwood, parse that baby ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Merlyn and mumbles "Would you like something?" bonemeister: Catherwood, go into rehab ||||||||| Catherwood goes into rehab. Dr. Headphones: i got all the pod casts from the site, a few things i've never heard there principlepoop: parse it, parse it good klokwkdog: cat - only if you tie the flies right ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. ah,clem: actually, now running "a day in the life", Tween Tween, JR: Don't worry, it's not a pod. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive... juke: old stuff but free klokwkdog: no left-wingers allowed Dr. Headphones: parse it, sage, rosemary and thyme cease: rosemary's time Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwood, you are inaccurate ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong Merlyn: how do you know if you've never heard them? cease: this really doesnt work as radio principlepoop: john revolta Tween, JR: Parsing sage, rosemary's baby, and big been... Dr. Headphones: merl: they rang no bells in my cranium. of course, i could have heard them and been doped up in past years cease: teh applause is at the magic mushroom klokwkdog: doped up all these years juke: at least i dont have to dust off my old bozo's lp klokwkdog: and other tales of professional sports and politics Dr. Headphones: it's been a while, klok cease: this is 38 years ago. i wonder how many people in the audience then are now dead? Tween, JR: Yup, yup. Axe not for whom these bells telephon... principlepoop: cipes are better than recipes Dr. Headphones: juke: that's one LP i never owned. had it on cassette once, now on CD Merlyn: no, if you've never heard the clips...sort of a joke... klokwkdog: juke - the dust and patina adds to the resale value on ebay bonemeister: Catherwood, write nasty lyrics about your white mama for Eminem ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside bonemeister and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" juke: i was a dead head once upon a time cease: cip cip Cooray Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Dr. Kend^...Dr. Kend^..Please pee into the hole juke: then jerry died porgie: walk the dog catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to porgie and queries "Did you want something?" Tween, JR: Thanks for keeping all this stuff, cease. We owe ya :) cease: big brightr olive drab can Merlyn: My favorite eminem song is here: http://www.thefreelancehairdresser.co.uk/freelancehairdresser_donetodeath.mp3 Tween, JR: Everybody hates Terrapin, but I really like it. Dr. Headphones: dex: i did earlier, the big white one at the truck stop. then i flushed it juke: really slow and draggy Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: My Favorite M&M color is ...uh....mauve? principlepoop: I mock turtle soup cease: are you old firesign fan, juke? cease: this is from before they had albums Tween, JR: The color purple people eater. juke: yes dear friends cease: although it provides source material for 2 places and dwarf Dr. Headphones: cat: the days of wax cylinders? principlepoop: smoke signals Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Kend^ WACS Cylinders klokwkdog: ok, i got ˝way thru it, Merlyn Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: part of the war effort Dr. Headphones: never smoked signals, do they roll up nicely? :) cease: electrician written in 67 but came out in 68. this is late 67. i was listening to it on the radio at the time klokwkdog: it would be funnier if i'd listened to much M&M cease: you need dextrous wrists, kend principlepoop:http://www.cbc.ca/mercerreport/videos/rmmr_celebritytip_pierreberton.wmv Dr. Headphones: my wrists are half dextrous, half sinister principlepoop: famous canadian tells how to roll a joint in that link Tween, JR: You need Admiral Dex's wrists. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: JUst like The Tootwie Rolls vut leww cyllindreical ah,clem: ooh, slight of hand bonemeister: Stand Up & Cheer is also the name of a Shirley Temple movie and a Bob Hope special tribute to the NFL. It ran for only one season on ABC-TV. Tween, JR: Aussie further? principlepoop: dcrdhmtp principlepoop: oops juke: im back.... i was out chasing rabbits Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Chasing Rabbis? Dr. Headphones: catch any? Tween, JR: Wabbit up for me. Ill take it! principlepoop: ok jake, jike, joke, jeke Dr. Headphones: the mohel got away....... juke: my daughter rabbit was in the back yard bonemeister: Waterhead Down principlepoop: moles or rabbits? cease: this is the voice i wanted austin to do as mr ed in red shift Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: You Ain't Nothing but und hun dogge juke: silly wabbit bonemeister: White Rabbi? Bambi: Orinoco River ... a wireless river I suppose cease: but this is almost as old as mr ed. now it's to far in the past to remember Dr. Headphones: speaking of which, did you know that the british royal family uses a mohel on all their male members? juke: tastes like chicken Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Kend^ Thanks for the tip Tween, JR: Tired of your dogs using your victrola to play swinging? Get a pirelli... principlepoop: cut them off at the past principlepoop: ohhhh wilbuuuur cease: lol juke juke: i'll go michlin Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Tween: Got a Rirelli, couldn't paper train him though klokwkdog: Dex - groan... Dr. Headphones: i like rabbit. my grandfather used to raise them, ate a lot of it as a child bonemeister: yokos Dr. Headphones: yeah, klok, i ignored that one ;) Merlyn: bunny on a bun porgie: help me I'm fading away juke: i woul rather eat a burger klokwkdog: poop - funny video Dr. Headphones: was actually served rabbit in the mess hall in the air force, too Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Kend^ Ignorance is bliss ppppphhhhhhttttt!!!!! principlepoop: rabbit wings bonemeister: burn a little rubber cease: look in a mirror. click "copy" Tween, JR: Licking Mitchner again, juke? juke: like buffalo wings Merlyn: Here's "Mr. Ed" sung in German: http://www.daveamason.com/april/mp3/Ralf%20Paulsen%5FMrEd%2Emp3 principlepoop: in the navy also klokwkdog: you have to participate, Porgie, or you fade. If you're not quick, the Reaper will get you! cease: methedrine works much better than "angerdrine" cease: i wonder if they got pressure to change that? bonemeister: pop a wheelie, do some pushups ah,clem: ... Tween, JR: Don't think you can wheel a pittsburg football player. porgie: watches for reaper bonemeister: funny cars Tween, JR: Where am I???? klokwkdog: i was outtta stations again while walking today, ended up on the pops station. meat loaf having to sing "...sex and drums and rock and roll..." made me cringe principlepoop: how can you be in two places juke: did they use peanut butter porgie: actually I listen to CN and bounce between 2-3 windows cease: by being on the radio porgie: CNI Tween, JR: Roadie was a pretty good movie, actually... principlepoop: 2 outta 3 ain't bad klokwkdog: well that explains the color tinge to your posts, Porgie. Doppler shift Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: porgie: I run up and down the fire stairs and listen to my heart Tween, JR: You see, the butter attracts the pea nuts. juke: meatloaf and asleep at the wheel cease: new fresno juke: good combo cease: charles shultz? he dead now principlepoop: sauron no carbs artificial butter? Tween, JR: Horrible musician. Funny movie. "Why does my life have to be so much harder than everyone else's?" juke: rip klokwkdog: yeah, the 60s, when having a primetime TV program in color was a BFD Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: afk for rhymes and rituals principlepoop: I know nothing, oops wrong shultz klokwkdog: afk beer run Dr. Headphones: first color tv i bought, 1972, $300. that was about 5 wks salary at the time for me Tween, JR: Guess it's a matter of taste. I like Asleep at the Wheel. Fan of the Western side of country & western in general. cease: their first coke joke? juke: ive seen the wheel over 20 times principlepoop: with lime? juke: i had a crush on mary ann price cease: your anti chrysler car will hold them off Tween, JR: Things go better with the W Va coal company... cease: ah, joe pyne Tween, JR: Heck of a band. Never seen them live. Haven't been to the Broken Spoke yet. In the vicinity juke? Dr. Headphones: i've been through wv, don't really want to go back cease: you all know the story of frank zappa on the joe pyne show? cease: they were just mocking pyne here klokwkdog: Ken - I paid $400 for my first color TV...in 1983! A Hitachi. And I'm (rubbing it in) older than you. juke: los angeles....or of the vicinity principlepoop: mr peabody and sherman Tween, JR: Yeah, the place is pretty tore up. Taking out the tops of mountains & dumping the sludge in the local streams. Nasty business. juke: zappa and pyne....nope cease: you in la, juke? Tween, JR: Big vicinity. juke: si klokwkdog: no, Cat. sounds like a combustible mix, like Dick Cavett having Lester Maddox, Jim Brown and Truman Capote on at once cease: i was living not far from the club this was recorded at in those days principlepoop: anaheim, he is goofy at disneyland Bambi: thanks Clem :-) Dr. Headphones: bring your own axe handles to the party Tween, JR: That's the new turbo pinto, isn't it? cease: who was thst guy, gov of georgia, the axe handle guy, maddox? principlepoop: bambi from the future again, I will thank JL now and beat the rush klokwkdog: Ken - that was a pick handle! Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Brackish principlepoop: good ole lester Dr. Headphones: well, dear friends, been up since 5am, just wanted to stop in and say "hi" to all. gonna mosey off into the sunset now. TTFN, all klokwkdog: Cat - you mean George Wallace? Tween, JR: Like Dick Cavett interviewing Liddy. What fun. cease: gotta jump down, spin around pick a bale o handle principlepoop: wb fong juke: the white one or the black one cease: no the handle guy, lester madox Bambi: lol klokwkdog: nite Ken ||||||||| Catherwood says "12:21 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dr. Headphones by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door klokwkdog: good to CU here Tween, JR: Keep 'er straight & true, Dr. H... principlepoop: ken in ken-tucky cease: wasnt he georgia gov? cease: kend Bambi: night Ken ... rest well! Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Kend^ Told several people about the Cafe of one-legged women< Got wonderfuly mixed responses,,,kinda half horrified/half hilarious Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: rats juke: alabama Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: missed him klokwkdog: I forget, Cat. Google it. Wallace was the BFD southern governor of the time principlepoop: the giant rat Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: thank you so much ah...clem klokwkdog: poof! CNI fades instantly! principlepoop: JL was cut off, I will not stand for it, porgie: Your aunt ILEAN?\ cease: i remember him well. that's why firesign did that lurleen joke bonemeister: This should be good for a laugh. http://www.saturnfans.com/photos/showphoto.php/photo/208/cat/559 Miracles do happen, dear friends. klokwkdog: Hey, thanks, Clem! Super show! Bambi: lol principlepoop: toad away toad away, where do we go when we're toad away Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: thaturn is thepthial Bambi: guessing how much lag to account for on dialup is a real challenge lol juke: his wife right klokwkdog: good to see that you and Bambi have rejuv'ed the studio in Dendron and are back at it, dialup and all Tween, JR: Peaches en Regalia in Georgia. Been there on a gig in Atlanta. Nice town, nice folks. principlepoop: the clouds of saturn juke: hot rats porgie: is this FST or something else? Tween, JR: No, a LEFT! Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: thought you'd like to know...second week in a row when I didn't have to move car...better than a blue moon...better than mardi gras....... klokwkdog: that was on the short list for a Booker Prize, wasn't it, Poop? principlepoop: thank you root, you are the cat porgie: PSA juke: captain beefheartt juke: and willie the pimp klokwkdog: porgie - CNI is computer news and information 24/7 except for specific FST and live show segments Bambi: glad we could finally get it done too Klok. Thanks bonemeister: the rings of Saturn do not need to be replaced Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Colonel Buffalo Wiong klokwkdog: you can find the schedule at cniradio.com principlepoop: yes, but the winner had dated the judges sisters, and brothers klokwkdog: Bambi - you need a picture of the animals on one of the webpages ah,clem: good night everyone Tween, JR: Thanks, Clem... juke: good nite principlepoop: night and thanks again, keepers of the root klokwkdog: nite Clem cease: nite, ah principlepoop: have a super week klokwkdog: bone - maybe not, but Cassini is there anyway, so may as well hone the cylinder Merlyn: nite clem ||||||||| ah,clem rushes off, saying "12:26 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Merlyn: tx again for great FT stuff porgie: bring me a knife catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gives porgie a knife. Bambi: night everyone ... gotta rest now ... been a long day ... have a great night! klokwkdog: BTW - cassini main page: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/main/index.html klokwkdog: one amazing piece of hardware cease: yes this was the first time i've heard magic mushroom shows on cni, i think Tween, JR: Robots on Mars. What'll they think of next? National health insurance? Bambi: think porgie wants some cheese bonemeister: NASA's ring job porgie: slit my wrists catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood slits porgie's wrists. klokwkdog: nite Bambi juke: bambi has left the bulding principlepoop: give bambi a kiss catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gives bambi a kiss. Bambi: nytol! :-) Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Catherwwood, tell porgie to carve a niche for himself juke: nite bambi Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night Bambi Bambi: thank you Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doings Bambi's job!" Tween, JR: Bye, Bambi... porgie: You've killed me catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood killeds porgie. Bambi: and PrincipalP ||||||||| Around 12:28 AM, Bambi walks off into the sunset... klokwkdog: and FYA (esp. if you have 3D glasses), the Mars Rover main page: http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/home/
principlepoop blushes bonemeister: gnite, Bamb Tween, JR: It's the principal of moments thing... cease: osiris, what has happened to your nose? juke: well my daugher is home so my time is short.....she has to check her my space porgie: Its right here principlepoop: I just returned from rome Tween, JR: I've just returned from gnome... principlepoop: welcome and night night juke cease: nioce meeting you, juke porgie: in my hand principlepoop: keep 'em flying Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Oh! Cyrus!..what has happened to your reaper? klokwkdog: those kids'll do ya in ;-) good luck juke juke: it has been fun ......i will be back principlepoop: gnome gnome on the range Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Night Juke cease: there was a firesign producer named cyrus, as i recall klokwkdog: ; switches to fallingstars pop channel stream: http://www.fallingstars.co.kr/eng.htm Tween, JR: Ohm, ohm, toaster... principlepoop: don't talk like that in california juke lol juke: not leavin quite yet Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: Farquararar principlepoop: reminds me of your gov.. Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Argh! cease: yes thats it juke: the terminator juke: ouch klokwkdog: divides the light side from the dark side... Tween, JR: I'll be bach... cease: start sewing the terminator seeds Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: This is the end, my dear friends, the very end... juke: or is it kindergarten cop klokwkdog: tweeny - but they are playing beethoven! Tween, JR: Or is it... ? No, it's the end... klokwkdog: caught me by surprise, thought I clicked the worng bookmark. who the heck is Steve Vai??? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Klok: That's not Beethoven, that's Karl Ryder Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: son of Rhyder the Red juke: some guy with too much chops Tween, JR: Rhyders of the Strom... Ryders of the Strom... klokwkdog: oooh, Candy Clark in the shower. don't remember another thing about that movie... juke: play a zillion notes a minute Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Oscar Peterson? principlepoop: erik the read, but a thinking reed juke: yes but peterson can play klokwkdog: john reed? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Rhyders of the Pruple Slage cease: montreal's most famous pianist. just got a school named affer him Tween, JR: They found him bye the reads, in a shopping basket. cease: he's almost dead, but he stilll plays Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Oscar Cadamey? principlepoop: why can't johnny reed or mary marry? juke: I like Bill Evans and he is dead principlepoop: oops marry mary cease: guaraldi's my man, and he's been dead a long time Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Cat: He's not almost dead..at least not more so than eny of us...had a stroke which incapicitated his left hand....almost recovered juke: charlie brown stuff juke: i like it too principlepoop: he is all right now? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: juke: I too am a big Bill Evans fan cease: i saw him on tv the other day pretending to be alive at the school named after him. Tween, JR: Chick Corea is one of my top 10 americans. cease: scientology and all? juke: waltz for deby Tween, JR: Yeah, well... Excellent keys. juke: one of my faves cease: i played piano as a kid and not surprisingly its my favourite instrument to listen to Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Tween: But he';s spanish...like "My Spanush heardt"? Tween, JR: Romantic Warrior is classic (in my humble opinion). juke: i played trumpet in latin weddin bands cease: did you have to speak latin? juke: tried to be miles davis playin cumbias Tween, JR: Oh, no! Not a spanish suitcase 73? Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: keyboard ability destoryed ,,,mission accomplished cease: sometimes he sings, sometimes he sobs was my fave before he went electric cease: my wife liked his spanish stuff, but that's the kinda music she plays juke: with dave holland principlepoop: my favorite spanish song is kitty stew Tween, JR: E cannibus uthem... One from many jack hemps ;) cease: Day's Sauce Merlyn: see you folx, just fixing catherwood's parser a bit ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Merlyn juke: i liked the return to forever iwth flora cease: y'all know the story about krassner and corea? Merlyn: bye catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "Bye now..." Tween, JR: And the sauce of the day is... Seagrams! Dexter Roll on, Jordan Fong: Miles coul;d play any kind of music he wanted..course it would always be Miles's music principlepoop: tweak it baby tweak it
Merlyn waves klokwkdog: can you parse up to five now, Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to klokwkdog and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" ||||||||| At 12:39 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... juke: miles ahead bonemeister: Kurt Vonnegut and Al
