||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 20, 2005 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| 8:42 AM: Firebroiled jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" Firebroiled: The True White Brother is coming home. Remember what the Great Spirit said? If we did what we were supposed to do, and lived according to The Plan, White Brother would finish his work in the East and Chat on Thursday Night..... Firebroiled: Catherwood needs a time adjustmnet...? ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 8:43 AM" Firebroiled: Have to work tonight, have a great CHAT!! ||||||||| "8:44 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Firebroiled, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden. ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'saeede', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:10 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... ||||||||| It's 9:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| saeede - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood ushers lety into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 3:41 PM, then departs. ||||||||| It's 3:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| lety - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| GenGoatUSTweenheart tiptoes in around 8:32 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." GenGoatUSTweenheart: Sorry, I couldn't wait... ||||||||| LLANWYDD sashays in at 8:33 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. LLANWYDD: sorry I'm early LLANWYDD: pardon me while I go out and fix my name ||||||||| Catherwood ushers llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (8:35 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. GenGoatUSTweenheart: You have the ears of Bruce Li? llanwydd: that's better llanwydd: not too familiar with mr li GenGoatUSTweenheart: If you knew shushi like I know sushi... GenGoatUSTweenheart: They Call Me Bruce! llanwydd: never take your eyes off your opponent GenGoatUSTweenheart: I'm cross eyed ;) GenGoatUSTweenheart: Or wall-eyed, depending on where you wish to shop. llanwydd: well, we seem to have gotten us started. that's good. GenGoatUSTweenheart: US+. We own the concept of Americus Vespucci. llanwydd: reminds me of a grateful dead song called "Born Cross-Eyed" GenGoatUSTweenheart: Reminds me of a GD tune called Scarlet. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Corn! Now we can make tortillas! llanwydd: I know Scarlet Begonias. Is that what you mean? ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:43 PM, then departs. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Never been to England. What's up with the FT there? Merlyn: should I kill the guy in ALL CAPS? llanwydd: you're early merl GenGoatUSTweenheart: Grovernor's Square, Merl llanwydd: go ahead merl Merlyn: I know when people enter the waiting room ||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off LLANWYDD at 8:44 PM llanwydd: thanks for the pic Merlyn GenGoatUSTweenheart: Jimmy Buffett has a pretty good cover of Scarlet. Not tonight... Merlyn: sure thing GenGoatUSTweenheart: Madamn has ticks, we must flee! llanwydd: Is there a GD song called Scarlet or are you refering to Scarlet Begonias? llanwydd: I could imagine Buffett singing the latter song llanwydd: I didn't mean Warren Buffett GenGoatUSTweenheart: They's a lady with a fan sunnin' herself on a porch in FL sayin', OH MY... Merlyn: is it a free buffett? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Austin's 300 miles inland, and we can feel it. llanwydd: all you can eat llanwydd: free cheeseburgers in paradise GenGoatUSTweenheart: It's a Buffett buffett with a bit of lime and salt. Merlyn: all you can hear llanwydd: that's not far. he could still be in california ||||||||| Catherwood enters with porgie close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room. porgie: sorry bout the tree Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood walks over to porgie and asks "Would you like something?" llanwydd: hey porge! GenGoatUSTweenheart: Where's the school, mudhead? porgie: evening from Texas Merlyn: I stumbled across a new web filter, based on Victor Borge: http://www.kor.dk/borge/inflate.php porgie: I got one in my back pocket llanwydd: borge was great fun to watch GenGoatUSTweenheart: Mitchell likes Stills. Probably carved on a tree in Cal. GenGoatUSTweenheart: VB: "I know a little Turkish... Get along." Merlyn: I accidentally started web surfing using it, after a google search, and started noticing the really odd typos... llanwydd: I get it tween llanwydd: mitchell is canadian by the way Merlyn: like "constithreetional" porgie: aye GenGoatUSTweenheart: Bye grapes of wrath, I think he's got it! llanwydd: etcetera and so fifth GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ah, Calvary Stampeed, did they? ||||||||| Catherwood escorts ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (8:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Evenin' Clem... llanwydd: you're early clem Merlyn: catherwood is early, too ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Merlyn and yells "My ears are burning..." porgie: ah clem Merlyn: get me a banana, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gets Merlyn a banana. ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FiresignTheatre" at about 9 eastern' porgie: how does he make his voice do that? ah,clem: hey porge GenGoatUSTweenheart: Tweeny scratching under his armpits.... porgie: hot oil beer catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside porgie and yells "oh, fuck off porgie!" porgie: testy tonight cath Merlyn: this chat program has some special code for people named ah/oh/uh clem, and regnad kcin ah,clem: catherwood, bring me an oiled beer ||||||||| Catherwood gets ah,clem an oiled beer. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Banana juice... Banana juice... Merlyn: ya gotta be nice to him and ask right ah,clem :) porgie: go ahead ...ask him GenGoatUSTweenheart: Been to Aspen on a camping trip. A bit of fun in '78. GenGoatUSTweenheart: 1954. TwOyears after the earth stood stills... llanwydd: I have a sister named catherwood. I actually have six sisters named cathy. the others are cathleen, cathrine, catholic, cathode and catheter. ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside llanwydd and yells "Stop typing gibberish, llanwydd!" GenGoatUSTweenheart: Aragon? Here? ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 20, 2005 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" porgie: say catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside porgie and queries "Did you want me?" GenGoatUSTweenheart: Lte's just name it the old fogies chat and be done with it. (now where'd I put my Walker?) porgie: my clock says it's 8:46 there Merlyn: catherwood, your clock is off again ||||||||| Catherwood says "I beg to differ! My watch has never failed me! It's 9:02 PM" Merlyn: make it one sentence, porgie porgie: over theremy clocks says it's 8:48 in New York Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to porgie and mumbles "Did you want something?" llanwydd: I'll make it one sentence. 25 to life porgie: typo catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to porgie and queries "Something I can help with?" llanwydd: would he recognize the name katherwood? porgie: or catherwoo ? llanwydd: cåtherwood? GenGoatUSTweenheart: I sentence Tom DeLay to read the constitutions of the United States and Texas, and be able to recite them to school children who are not left behind. llanwydd: let's not pick on tom just because he's a republican GenGoatUSTweenheart: Campassion for the convention. porgie: India from the Indians ||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'klokwkdog', just granted probation at 9:08 PM", then leaves hurriedly. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Indiana forms! llanwydd: hey klok! klokwkdog: yeah, Catherwood and his "probes" ||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside klokwkdog and inquires "Someone mention my name?" llanwydd: yes and veterans day GenGoatUSTweenheart: V'ger klokwkdog: hi Ilan, Tweeny, clem, Porgie GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ah, we're off fighting the wars back homes... llanwydd: we won't have to march no more porgie: We're bringing the war back home GenGoatUSTweenheart: If 5 will get you get you 10, 10 will get you get you 20. The stack market. You can't lose! GenGoatUSTweenheart: All hail... ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:11 PM and CommieMartyr waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
klokwkdog fumbles trying to get amaroK to speak CNI... llanwydd: hi com porgie: emoh kcab raw eht gnignirb er'eW CommieMartyr: Comrades!
klokwkdog fumbles trying to get amaroK to speak anything GenGoatUSTweenheart: Good Night, And Good Luck CommieMartyr: it's ok, they're speaking chinese llanwydd: I'm speaking another llangwyddge GenGoatUSTweenheart: No suck thing as global warming. No sir... The Gulf water in F80. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Such porgie: I cahhht talllllk hehhhhre llanwydd: that suchs GenGoatUSTweenheart: Mmbw, mbwe kant? klokwkdog: Tweeny -- see NYT International today. The Arctic is melting CommieMartyr: old news porgie: is New York under water yet? GenGoatUSTweenheart: I got some land in FL & Bangladesh I'd like to sell ya ;) klokwkdog: OK, now to prepare to fight the good fight with partimage across the lan. Wow, I've spent two days learning stuff so I won't have to buy Ghost... llanwydd: why that's lucky for us. then the chinese can move there CommieMartyr: when ice cubes melt, the water level dorps a bit GenGoatUSTweenheart: (kolk being dragged away...) klokwkdog: the Chinese are going to stay right where they are an import all the iron or in Australia,... GenGoatUSTweenheart: Snow is begging to the Chinese to be debtors. Ain't gonna happen. klokwkdog: ...all the oil in the Mideast (there's almost more Chinese in Iran than Iranians) and of course, all the money in the US to China llanwydd: well we ought to mine the ice before it melts CommieMartyr: snow what? porgie: this way the russians will never invade us across the being striaght again GenGoatUSTweenheart: That mine... llanwydd: I wonder if the eskimos have invented an ice alloy CommieMartyr: he who hesitates is fidgiting GenGoatUSTweenheart: Don't make fun of Mr. Strait. Not in my Presence... Merlyn: we get presents? CommieMartyr: being strait is not easy for some GenGoatUSTweenheart: Lots of blubber in that flubber. llanwydd: the being striaght? klokwkdog: why should they leave? ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:18 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Hellmouth." klokwkdog: why mine ice when you can pump it much more easily as water once it melts? klokwkdog: hi cat cease: did chat start early today? GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Ericsons? They Leif! llanwydd: I've lost my marbles but not my berrings GenGoatUSTweenheart: Decist... CommieMartyr: How's the weather is Hellmouth, cease? llanwydd: hey cat
klokwkdog is an irregular, he will have you know GenGoatUSTweenheart: My falty... cease: im not even loaded yet Merlyn: we've been here for a week now, cat CommieMartyr: break out a dwarf, cease klokwkdog: we'll call up and insist that Clem & Bambi move to West Branch! cease: hand me the pliers GenGoatUSTweenheart: You should leif now... cease: at least i'm locked CommieMartyr: It's a damn good start cease: up for a week and coming down now? klokwkdog: yeah, they cut the Prophet into the board and pushed the slider to the maxx when recording this one... cease: didint ah clem just play this a few weeks back? llanwydd: very oddly, tween and I got here about the same time shortly after 8:30 CommieMartyr: mustapha? klokwkdog: clem just played everything a few weeks back....;-)) CommieMartyr: mustafa ah,clem: yes I did play it a few weeks ago, Cat klokwkdog: Ilan - Nino was thinking to us all llanwydd: trim your mustapha GenGoatUSTweenheart: Did someone say Kim Bullard? cease: thankfully i have some really great shit mrs pressedkey left me llanwydd: I guess I mustaf cease: sounds like a brand of Kif
klokwkdog is shitless, having been scared to death by his government CommieMartyr: Anyone know how lili is doing? klokwkdog: not a word heard; perhaps she'll visit tonight GenGoatUSTweenheart: The heroin trade has never been better in Afgan. These guys are in charge of the American Army? cease: the last i heard was last week's chat cease: didnt she say radiation treatment starts this week? CommieMartyr: bummer
klokwkdog goes to tend his gallon of tea GenGoatUSTweenheart: As long as it's not a keffer, cease...
klokwkdog hears radio failure! CommieMartyr: Guys, allow me to wax serious just long enough for it to wear off... GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hoping Lili is doing well. klokwkdog: root playing with the board again... llanwydd: wax serious. then you can wax my car cease: sutherland did a great biopic of tommy douglas, pioneering canuck socialist cease: and voted by canadians, greatest canadian of all time GenGoatUSTweenheart: And best to all the guys on Police Street. llanwydd: she seemed in good spirits last week, tween porgie: all say aye GenGoatUSTweenheart: Baby you can wax my car... cease: was premier of sask when i was born there. thanks to him all canucks have basically free medical care CommieMartyr: My wife died from cancer 5 months ago. I hear lili talking about what she is going through and I want to commiserate. But I know she will ask my wifes fate. I guess I should just keep shut up about it. cease: i wonder if he was named for his parents cannabis of choice? cease: oh no. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Sad thing, CM. llanwydd: very sorry to hear it com cease: all the best to you, commie CommieMartyr: thank you. I know cancer and treatment are tough llanwydd: no one very close to me has ever died of cancer. so far GenGoatUSTweenheart: Something to keep in mind. Sort of Nihon. In the morning think of death. In the eveining refresh your mind with the thought of death. Now... who up for some comedy??? klokwkdog: sorry for your loss, CM. lili's progress has distressed me, but things now seem to be looking up. at least it sounds hopeful cease: Nihon? That's where my name comes from klokwkdog: in fact, just today there was hopeful news on a new drug for post-treatment llanwydd: yes, she seems to be doing well at present CommieMartyr: I hope so. Now I will fire up a dwarf (really) and revert to the freeway which is already in progress. GenGoatUSTweenheart: They've got an innoculation for breast cancer. It's a start. Gonna kill those little buggas... CommieMartyr: thwiiiiiiit! GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's not a knife, this is a knife... CommieMartyr: yeah baby porgie: dont crush that dwarf cease: a large percentage of my wife's friends and relatives have had breast cancer, but survived cease: there used to be "folk wisdom" that green tea prevented breast cancer. obviously not true CommieMartyr: lili has breast cancer? cease: not tween, that's a pipe\ cease: yes CommieMartyr: Only thing green tea stops is my desire to drink tea. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Breasts absorb the surrounding environment. Grid help us... CommieMartyr: yech klokwkdog: ok, the tea should have jelled now; I have a few minutes work to finish the prep. cease: good point, commy. llanwydd: green tea is an antioxidant. The strongest antioxidant is actually melotonin porgie: Tohttp://www.breastcancer.org/tre_sys_tamox_idx.html klokwkdog: lots of work now, so I'll return later... cease: i lived in Nihon a long time and it was one of its many unpleasnttries GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not that a man w/one nut can't win the Tour de France 6 times. llanwydd: strongest known anyway. fwih CommieMartyr: 7 llanwydd: that's a new one. fwih. everybody get it? cease: bush's buddy? CommieMartyr: yeah GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not since he came out in favor of withdrawl. cease: i like his girlfriend's music, but any friend of bush aint anyone i want to know anything else about llanwydd: how about an old friend, cat? cease: too bad gw bush didnt withdraw porgie: thats what I always admire about liberals porgie: tolerance cease: i remember steve allen asking ossman if he were a liberal, a good thing in steve allen-land cease: ossman answered no, he and the firesigns were radicals porgie: lol cease: this actually works much better on the radio than visually Merlyn: squares aren't radical, but square roots are CommieMartyr: Is ossman a mod or a rocher? CommieMartyr: rocker cease: he's a mocker CommieMartyr: ah, thought so. Ringo rarely gets referenced. llanwydd: free radicals? cease: he's not free, he's expensive GenGoatUSTweenheart: Robin Williams has a great skit about armstrong & the french. One ball? He's more aerodynamic. Everybody, cut off your balls... CommieMartyr: guess who toin it is now porgie: french have those? cease: i loved robin's line about coke cease: god's way of telling you you've got too much money llanwydd: I read on the internet just today that apart from all the beatles and other pop culture quotes on 2 Places, Nick Danger actually has lines from the Sam Spade radio show as well a direct Dashiell Hammett quotes cease: sounds like it's taken its toll of firesigns GenGoatUSTweenheart: I like the Yes song Wurm w/Wakeman. CommieMartyr: they do no cease: not surprising, llan. the lads are seriously literary CommieMartyr: heart of the sunrise Merlyn: got an URL for that, llan? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Reading Grapes of Wrath. Agree, cease. llanwydd: I wish I could remember where I saw it. I had typed in "understanding firesign" on Yahoo and it was the second website on the list cease: i read it long ago. really good, as i recall cease: although the sctv version was better GenGoatUSTweenheart: Highest consumer credit in history. Wanna see a stack of cards? cease: thought Rose of Sharon was an unbelievable name. Merlyn: ah, http://www.7nights.com/asterisk/store-music/product/B00005T7K4/How-Can-You-Be-In-Two-Places-At-Once-When-Youre-Not-Anywhere-At-All.html cease: andrew? porgie: where does one get a history of the fab 4 GenGoatUSTweenheart: And, now we rejoin the comedy troupe called the Firesign Theatre... GenGoatUSTweenheart: My wife and are are listening... ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:43 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?" GenGoatUSTweenheart: Sorry that I. Dexter Fong: Ow! My hare llanwydd: hey dex! CommieMartyr: mein heir GenGoatUSTweenheart: Kung Pao Chicken w/a side of fried lice, if you wood... porgie: I'd recognize that fong anywhere Dexter Fong: Hi Ilan, cat, OI, Tweeny,Merlyn, Porge and fading clem and (away) klok porgie: if you woodcather? Dexter Fong: a moments pause while I get on CNI ||||||||| Dexter Fong leaves to catch the 9:45 PM train to New York. cease: good reviews both ||||||||| Dexter Fong sneaks in around 9:45 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident." ah,clem: the pause that refreshes cease: hi dex Dexter Fong: Back GenGoatUSTweenheart: You can burn a cather wood, but you can't wood a cather. GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's the number I was looking for! CommieMartyr: that's my number! Get your own! Dexter Fong: I got your number, look up my social security cease: i sat on my pipe GenGoatUSTweenheart: I don't own numbers. I'm American. cease: thankfully, it was a refined man CommieMartyr: cease sat on his pipe. A briar stem for him! GenGoatUSTweenheart: And we can make fun of our society. cease: i thought it was a giant rat Dexter Fong: Not to worry, it's only a mere Schaum CommieMartyr: we in sumatra? CommieMartyr: good one df GenGoatUSTweenheart: So, you a matra? Dexter Fong: Matra Dei porgie: in cheesy dive? cease: fresh from great satan's village Dexter Fong: Yhe cheese is nice and soft, dive in CommieMartyr: Big japanese monster flik. Matra cease: i traded in my old dreams for it CommieMartyr: Giant mat GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ohhh, whatch out... godscilla commin' ista Dexter Fong: The big tatami cease: to a sumo wrestler, al lmats are small Dexter Fong: A sumo wrestler is a hazmat ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'JudgePoop', just granted probation at 9:50 PM", then leaves hurriedly. CommieMartyr: Tiny little jap twins Dexter Fong: Hey pP JudgePoop: ohio GenGoatUSTweenheart: Sue mo? How about larry? cease: ot 2 sumotori's tits Dexter Fong: wisconsin JudgePoop: howdy, sake GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hey P JudgePoop: that is fine with me cease: mr. shit Dexter Fong: cat: What was that =\) JudgePoop: ahh tween JudgePoop: yes, but it is really good shit CommieMartyr: they sing "Maaatraaaaa" and giant mat come. Hory shit! cease: speaking of... Dexter Fong: Then they sing "Maaaaantra" and a giant man comes JudgePoop: matra and gotra and gotcha and hotcha ah,clem: ... GenGoatUSTweenheart: All the hot chicks are on strike... Dexter Fong: The Yamaguchi brother, master of Japanese srap slick JudgePoop: hello ahhhh, clem CommieMartyr: cough cough cough.... this not rike back in day! cease: fucking bc is going on strike tomorrw ah,clem: hi JP GenGoatUSTweenheart: Rising spam... JudgePoop: no rike stlike ? GenGoatUSTweenheart: It's a van cover. I'll sell it to you for $5,000... CommieMartyr: Back in day smoke lid, see closby stirrs, laise herr arr night! Dexter Fong: throw in a van and it's a deal porgie: Have one legged aunt Irene JudgePoop: van helen GenGoatUSTweenheart: How you like van orleans dam karate? Dexter Fong: any relation to van helensing cease: the feces that launched a thousand ships JudgePoop: I'm not flat, seeee JudgePoop: effluence GenGoatUSTweenheart: Which mousketeer are you, any way? porgie: don't go in there. It's dark Dexter Fong: I;m Cubby GenGoatUSTweenheart: Pick one... JudgePoop: the one of the right, with diliated eyes CommieMartyr: Wish I was annette. I'd never come out of my bedroom. cease: too bad you never win world series. you can borrow some rings from the white sox GenGoatUSTweenheart: I pick cotton. Paul, Poco. Dexter Fong: CM: I believe that's the case JudgePoop: funno chello indeed cease: pick a bale a day llanwydd: cello lambrusco GenGoatUSTweenheart: Can you play Funnicello? ||||||||| Bunnyboy tiptoes in around 9:57 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." Bunnyboy: greetings, gate! Dexter Fong: lo dere Merlyn: not without a net GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hey, Bun... JudgePoop: the bone-a-phone and skin flute Dexter Fong: Ack A new greeting CommieMartyr: given the opportunity cease: its bun man Bunnyboy: Reeeeeeeebus! llanwydd: hi bb JudgePoop: ahh bun knee boy GenGoatUSTweenheart: Yo yo, Mamma... CommieMartyr: daredemon rebus kenebus is HERE? Dexter Fong: Bun Knee boy sings a cappela Bunnyboy: (sings) She plays my old skin flute, she tucks it right into her shoot... Dexter Fong: told yah JudgePoop: andy cappela GenGoatUSTweenheart: Choirs of Eorupe. Gott to meat ya... Bunnyboy: (sings) and she BLOWS! And she BLOWS... llanwydd: I finally have my picture in the "rogues gallery" thanks to merlyn. So you can see what I look like if it doesn't frighten you ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dr. Headphones into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:00 PM, then departs. CommieMartyr: weren't they vocals on You Cant Always Git? Dr. Headphones: hello, dear friends Dexter Fong: Ilan: Did you give him the autographed 8x10? cease: hey kend Dexter Fong: Hey Kend^, welcome back llanwydd: hey kend! Dr. Headphones: three dimes as a gratuity? cheap bastard.... Merlyn: hey 'hones JudgePoop: ahhh dr. hp Merlyn: 'phones GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Chinese have Alan Shepard and John Glenn, in case that's of interest. They are our creditors... ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Bunnyboy: That's a naughty liddle parody of HE PLAYS THE VIOLIN from 1776. It was written by a coupla college boys, around about 1975, during a production of 1776. Merlyn: cojones Dr. Headphones: yeah, it's a rare honor and privilege to be here JudgePoop: dem bones GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ken the drivin' man. What up? Dexter Fong: Catherwood you're early ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong Dr. Headphones: i'm up. went to bed about 1pm, just woke up ||||||||| Outside, the 10:01 PM uptown bus from Connecticut pulls away, leaving ''Pops'' Yamamoto coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. JudgePoop: give me something nice catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gets JudgePoop something nice to drink. Dexter Fong: Catherwood, not right...left ||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and says "Something I can help with?" GenGoatUSTweenheart: A gentleman of the road. cease: are you in yur truck or at home? Dexter Fong: OI cease: hi yammy Dr. Headphones: i see c'wood is in rare form tonight CommieMartyr: One always must ask oneself, WWCD? cease: all the regulars, or at least most Dr. Headphones: hey yam GenGoatUSTweenheart: One thing in common. Bunnyboy: no doc, no lili...yet. JudgePoop: I have always relied on the kindness of strangers Dexter Fong: Ken: last week he cursed Klok GenGoatUSTweenheart: Who is US? Bunnyboy: Hiya, ah..clem! CommieMartyr: what is that from, i wont sleep unless you tell me poop Dr. Headphones: judge: strangers are getting stranger these days JudgePoop: we are us porgie: hi ah clem Dr. Headphones: catherwood cursed klok? the shame! has he no dignity? ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dr. Headphones Dexter Fong: Tween: It's spics and micks and niggers and kikes with noses as long as your arm cease: a subsidiary of US Plus GenGoatUSTweenheart: Who dem? ah,clem: who am us anyway? Dexter Fong: Hey Clem CommieMartyr: yeah JudgePoop: us snakes of america ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Not me, man JudgePoop: stellaaaaa stellaaaaaaaaaa Bunnyboy: klok was parenthesized. CommieMartyr: "I have always..." from what? cease: this is one of the best things the firesigns ever did Dexter Fong: CM: Poop's quote was from A Streetcar Named Desire Bunnyboy: It was the merciful thing to do. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Don't tread on my credit, China. CommieMartyr: Stellllllaaaaa! ''Pops'' Yamamoto: I have no credit cease: ossna's great obsseion with found poetry really glows in this Bunnyboy: I'm enjoying reading Barry Miles bio, ZAPPA. JudgePoop: no, it was american gigilo or pretty woman cease: thier old radio shows tried to do this all the time, but it never worked better than this cease: id like to read that, bunny Dexter Fong: Bunny: Hold it up to your monitor Bunnyboy: I always meant to read Mr. Miles bio on W. S. Burroughs. I might just catch up with that, at some point. Dexter Fong: Bun: It's upside down cease: a trip up from my recent reading, Night Draws Near, about how fucked up Iraq is, and another book about Iran JudgePoop: you have a lizard bunny? cease: And between them, a book about assassinated us presidents cease: i need something lighter llanwydd: I'm fading again JudgePoop: you have unfaded Dexter Fong: Ilan: On the roster, why are you after JudgeP? CommieMartyr: ask catherwood for a zippo ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to CommieMartyr and asks "Someone mention my name?" GenGoatUSTweenheart: Inside Out, if you like Chick Corea cease: will a harpo do? llanwydd: the roster? what's that? cease: i used to CommieMartyr: Return to Forever porgie: I've got a fox JudgePoop: like a rooster, less ohhh Dexter Fong: The list of names at the top of the screen llanwydd: perhaps because ll comes after j Bunnyboy: I'm early in the book, when Zappa's family still lives in Baltimore. Lots of colorful descriptions of immigrant culture, and a catalog of toxic substances the family was in contact with, on a daily basis. CommieMartyr: Lenny White, power drummer GenGoatUSTweenheart: I took a Harpo in the side. Still a whale of a deal... Dr. Headphones: huntington's chick corea: new disease sweeping the nation (and the floor) Dr. Headphones: it's ll cool j, isn't it? Bunnyboy: Nice stuff like mercury and DDT. Dexter Fong: Ilan, I thought first letter was an "I" 9eye) cease: i used to listen to Sometimes He Sings, Sometimes He Sobs a lot at a Jazz Kissaten I hung out in in Yamagata in 71 GenGoatUSTweenheart: We've got to stop these jazz fusion bands from taking over the airwaves... Bunnyboy: The joys of having a father who worked for the military... llanwydd: clever, kend cease: what is zappa's ethinicity? llanwydd: no my name begins with a double L Dr. Headphones: gen tweeny: fusion is clean energy, better than fission CommieMartyr: zap's a jew. cease: Neptunian? Bunnyboy: cease: Yer kidding! Why, Italian, of course. ''Pops'' Yamamoto: No Dexter Fong: LL what the 'ell cease: from where? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Zappa's italian Dr. Headphones: gotta be sephardic JudgePoop: i'm a cranky old yank in a cranky old tank on the streets of yokohama singing those.... first half of the songest song title ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Sicilian specifically llanwydd: actually zappa didn't like jews CommieMartyr: I remembr a piece in Look mag. Rock Stars and Parents. My boy is jewish. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ethnic? I'm an American mutt. German/Swedish/Scot/English. Not necessarily in that order ;) Bunnyboy: Sicilian is correct. ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Do I get a prize? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ah, to be controlled by warlords... Dr. Headphones: yam: one prize per winner, please Bunnyboy: brb. Wifey in da house. Dexter Fong: afk brb JudgePoop: ok bunny GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not likely... CommieMartyr: under the whip JudgePoop: what was the kids names? that will tell you the ethnicititity CommieMartyr: moon unit CommieMartyr: dweezle JudgePoop: ahh ok Dr. Headphones: dweezil and moon unit? no ethnic clues there ;) porgie: irish,english,french, GenGoatUSTweenheart: Lisa Geronimo? CommieMartyr: I think Neptune might be right porgie: indiam and part poodle JudgePoop: he is lysergian cease: my daughter was formally named Monique but she spoke almost as little french as me Dr. Headphones: why neptune? why not uranus? porgie: moon unit could be Korean CommieMartyr: don't f with me, I'm an astronomer Dr. Headphones: cat: how many canadians outside quebec speak french with any fluency? cease: i think frank would prefer the anus JudgePoop: who will sign my petition to keep pluto a planet? cease: very few, kend Dr. Headphones: yep, cat, i remember some song about a poop chute porgie: I want pluto to stay a dog JudgePoop: effluency llanwydd: there are french speaking people in ontario as well as quebec JudgePoop: I resemble that remark ken GenGoatUSTweenheart: McArthur didn't want oil. Think about it. porgie: he wanted the rent Dr. Headphones: and gen doug passed the bataan to another, didn't he? JudgePoop: ouch, can I stop thinking now? cease: i have a friend whose an ontario francophone. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ruff, ruff... It's on the roof! Dr. Headphones: judge P: thinking is the best way to travel (moody blues) Dr. Headphones: i have a push button phone myself llanwydd: got a brain cramp, judge? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Mon frere! CommieMartyr: Listen we're trying to find you JudgePoop: my last brain cell is enlarged and staggers sometimes GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Freresign Theatre... llanwydd: I'm a celphone cease: this osunds like bush ''Pops'' Yamamoto: goddam cells GenGoatUSTweenheart: Quite, Yam... Dr. Headphones: without molucules, there would be no cells at all ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:16 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. ah,clem: ... CommieMartyr: Company at door! Maybe Pletty Girr! Me go now! Elayne: Evenin' all! Dexter Fong: Hey Elayne ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Now, you haave to hesitate if a word has more than 7 letters to sound like bush GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hey, E.... cease: what would dna do without them? cease: hi el ah,clem: hi E JudgePoop: farmer in the cell, opps dell Dr. Headphones: speaking of cells, who here besides me saw "frontline" tuesday night about torture at gitmo/iraq/afghanistan? Dr. Headphones: hi el JudgePoop: hehe E ''Pops'' Yamamoto: You all oughtta pop by my zapp site for some amusing bush basage Elayne: Just thinking of you, Cat - we just watched a railway journey programme about the Rocky Mountaineer rail tour out of Vancouver. cease: i was at class that nigyht, kend GenGoatUSTweenheart: Dell's about to make OS X compatible PCs. And there's nothing Jobs can do about it. ''Pops'' Yamamoto: actually the latest ep features Karl Rove llanwydd: boeusch. that's 7 Dr. Headphones: karl's gonna do the perp walk, like tom delay :) cease: ive left and entered van several times by train. tis a fine thing to do Elayne: Tweeny, I'm not holding my breath for that Dell thing. ''Pops'' Yamamoto: OSX is actually being rewritten for Intel Chips ''Pops'' Yamamoto: The hack is out there now Dexter Fong: Cat: Have you seen the Steam driven clock in Gastown? Elayne: They showed some lovely shots of Van, Cat. I think I actually recognized a few. GenGoatUSTweenheart: It's fun to see Congress in action, Dr. H :) cease: i walk or drive by it weekly, dex Elayne: As a matter of fact, Unca Dex, the programme showed the steam-driven clock. cease: its full of tourists Dr. Headphones: i would love to see congress replaced in toto (no, not dorothy's dog) cease: no matter how many i run over, they keep coming back ''Pops'' Yamamoto:http://mryamamoto.50megs.com/silly-crap/muffin-man.htm Elayne: And gas! Elayne: I mean, steam! ''Pops'' Yamamoto: goddam tourists Dexter Fong: Elayne: Yes, I saw part of that same show =) GenGoatUSTweenheart: Apple's making QUAD processor Macs now. Jeeeesee... Elayne: LOL, Dex! cease: i remember driving elayne and her previous husband by it. ''Pops'' Yamamoto: also http://mryamamoto.50megs.com/silly-crap/veg.htm Elayne: Here's more: http://www.railsnw.com/tours/rocky/rockyframes.htm ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Well Crapples will start runnig intels cease: mountains ahve been removed Elayne: Yeah, I was telling Robin "I remember going here..." :) ''Pops'' Yamamoto: All OSX is is BSD with a safety cage, anyway GenGoatUSTweenheart: Gotta tell ya, I love UNIX. Mac OS X doesn't crash. Ever. Dr. Headphones: i got a win xp crash twice the other day when i tried to install a program cease: i remember driving you there, el. Elayne: I hope to come back again someday, Cat. I wouldn't mind living in Van, if I could find a job there... ''Pops'' Yamamoto: I haven't had a crash yet cease: its close to marc emery's seed and book store i took you to ''Pops'' Yamamoto: I've been up for a week ah,clem: well, at least when *nix crashes, you know it was your fault, not the os. cease: was in a closter of fans overhearing emery and tommy chong exchaning jail tales last week GenGoatUSTweenheart: And he's coming around, folks... llanwydd: what ever happened to emery, cat? cease: also had the best scallops ive ever eaten. Dr. Headphones: hey, i just got email, i've won the UK 250,000 pound lottery! cease: he'll be in couert for a few years but he's preparing himself mentaly at least to go to us jail Elayne: Congrats, Dr. H. Now you can make whiskey! cease: even to die there Dexter Fong: Ken: You've put on a lotta wieght llanwydd: I wouldn't pack up and fly to heathrow, kend cease: i really enjoyed your pix of rob in's new shelves, el GenGoatUSTweenheart: The isles of weight... Dr. Headphones: dex: pants still fit :) as for whiskey, el, i have some llanwydd: I hope it doesn't happen cat porgie: and the far flung isles of langerhands ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Mid that, that's like the 16 ton weight they dropped on ppl in Monty Python cease: having been in that room, i can see how they improve it Elayne: Thanks Cat, it's really coming together! cease: it depends on how much our current govt thinks it can stand up to the us GenGoatUSTweenheart: Right now... ober me... JudgePoop: your site has disturbed me pops, you will hearing from my attorney Dr. Headphones: pizza ready in kitchen, i'm taking a short break, folks cease: canada really wants its 5 bilion the us owes us from the softwood lumber dispute settled in our favour and is quite willing to ship of emery and his partners to get it Elayne: I can't see our living room couch at the moment, but after Rob's current assignment he'll be clearing all that stuff and putting it onto the studio shelves (I hope)... cease: problem with your evil empire, no mattter what you promise, it ain't to be believed GenGoatUSTweenheart: I say, pay Canada for the seafood... GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's softwood. Nevermiiiind..... ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Judge. Yr attorney likes my site, so NERR cease: there;'s about a bilion dollars a day of trade between our countries. cease: thats not just large, it's exoon valdez large JudgePoop: not until you pony up your share for star wars canook Dexter Fong: Exoon...the extra "o" is for extra oil cease: almost all our theatres are us owned so we rarely see anything but us flicks, alas GenGoatUSTweenheart: Star wars. Shouldn't that be a movie staring Vincent Price around 1961? JudgePoop: ahhh you talked to quibble, I use his partner, settle Dexter Fong: Cat: Well how many documenteries can you see about wheat and snow ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Well, I have nothing but the hump on my back, anyway llanwydd: vincent price did Tales of Terror that year porgie: cant get enough of that ''Pops'' Yamamoto: and a lot of cats GenGoatUSTweenheart: Do you find us ugly? llanwydd: well dump the hump ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Who star in the strio, cos they work REAL CHEAP GenGoatUSTweenheart: Walk this way... JudgePoop: actually it was a ABC tv show where Ed Asner and Carrol O'conner had a tug of war Dexter Fong: Run! DM see? Elayne: If I could walk THAT way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder. GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's Aerosmith and Run DMC. JudgePoop: kingston's trio? cease: 27 grams? cease: anyone seen Weeds? ||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| CommieMartyr - dead from intense demonic possession ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: we just started getting it here GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's Ricky Scaggs with the drummer for Poco. Elayne: I think that's on Showtime, isn't it Cat? One of the premium cable channels I don't get. JudgePoop: phil gram or billy? porgie: how many grams in a ounce? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Eclectic, to say the least... llanwydd: I KNEW there was something funny about CommieMartyr! Dexter Fong: @ 24 IIRC, porge ah,clem: 28 GenGoatUSTweenheart: "You want me to mix country?" Dexter Fong: Clem's right JudgePoop: no grams in an ounce, only lids and tablespoons porgie: change your plea ''Pops'' Yamamoto: He gets a prize ah,clem: at least there should be... LOL
Dexter Fong changes plea to leap
''Pops'' Yamamoto 's hard drive just chugs along porgie: all natural, biodegradable GenGoatUSTweenheart: Quadrophenia, my man... JudgePoop: before they changed the currency, remember? ||||||||| Catherwood leads bonemeister into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:32 PM, then departs. porgie: makes your kids born nekked Bunnyboy: back, with a vengance. JudgePoop: ahh boney maroney Dexter Fong: Hey Boney llanwydd: hey meister ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Guess NYDOJ or the FBI's done looking at the same road snaps that are always there Bunnyboy: Heh! JudgePoop: wb bunny GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ah, I was in a tourrista town in Mexico... llanwydd: shouldn't it be beinmeister? Bunnyboy: lo bone, El! bonemeister: I clocked myself. cease: bone Elayne: Hey Bunny! ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Refried BeinMiester? bonemeister: beanmeister JudgePoop: cheddar dat ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Plenty of Gas for free! GenGoatUSTweenheart: A quivering boy agaist my loins... cease: not anymore porgie: Gasoline! cease: now it's gas-o-fat ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Well if it's drugs you want.... GenGoatUSTweenheart: We lost something like 15 oil platforms in the Gulf of MX from Katrina. Hybrid, anyone? porgie: just roll a few bombers and leave them on the table catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to porgie and queries "Something I can help with?" bonemeister: new rules... everyone must wear a business suit in the chatroom. That includes you, Elayne. cease: hemp oil? llanwydd: cather,wood ah,clem: catherwood, rool me a bomber ||||||||| Catherwood rools ah,clem a bomber. Dexter Fong: Boney: What about my "bling"? ''Pops'' Yamamoto: Actually, the retired Seattle Police Chief came out in favor of total ligalization http://www.alternet.org/story/27083/ porgie: comes in plastic bags from South America Bunnyboy: Geek candy next week: The next WB cartoons Golden Collection, the 3 (count 'em, THREE) disc edition of WIZARD OF OZ, and the multi-tacular new version of that incredible PC strategy game series, CIVILIZATION 4. ''Pops'' Yamamoto: I down't own a tie cease: as has the mayor of vancouver, among others GenGoatUSTweenheart: I've sent an article from the former Chief of Police of Seattle to some of you guys. He right. F'm. Give it to Seagrams & Morris. cease: i can loan you a lao bonemeister: The game will be played in business suits... but the suits will be made of woven hemp Bunnyboy: If it's monkey business, can I wear my monkey suit? Bunnyboy: If it's my birthday, can I...Oh, never mind... GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Tao of Physics. Bunnyboy: I was in the pool! GenGoatUSTweenheart: Kinda into Buckminster these days. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Happy birthday, guy... JudgePoop: hey you!, out of the gene pool.... cease: happy bday bonemeister: Just make sure your webcam is turned off, Yamamoto. porgie: at least the shallow end
Dexter Fong hums few bars from Buckminster Cathedral Merlyn: catherwood has a slightly new brain ||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Merlyn and says "Do you have something for me to do?" Bunnyboy: I'll have to dig up that Bucky Fuller documentary I taped, lo these many years ago. Never got around to watching it. Dexter Fong: Screw you Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood answers "Eat it raw, SIR!" Merlyn: go sit in the corner, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood goes sit in the corner. GenGoatUSTweenheart: I was at Montreal in '67. That's a Buckeyball. JudgePoop: are you alive catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood ignores JudgePoop Bunnyboy: That applies to about 70 to 80 percent of all the home taping I ever did. bonemeister: The new iMac webcams are imbedded in the monitor frame and cannot be turned off GenGoatUSTweenheart: World Citizen. cease: did yo go to expo 67? it was my favourite worlds fair llanwydd: were you at expo 67, tween? porgie: are you a hologram catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside porgie and yells "My ears are burning..." JudgePoop: like rick in casablanca GenGoatUSTweenheart: I was 13 years old.
Dexter Fong pisses on catherwood's ears ||||||||| Catherwood pissess on 's ears. Elayne: I went to Expo 67. I also went to the NY World's Fair in '65. cease: me too, el JudgePoop: what the square root of 69 catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to JudgePoop and mumbles "My ears are burning..." cease: bozos really reminded me of the ny fair Merlyn: catherwood, get dexter fong a drink ||||||||| Catherwood gets dexter fong a drink. porgie: porgie is listening clem
Dexter Fong Catherwood seems to be developing a rather paranoid take on life ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Did you need me?" bonemeister: Soon only geeks with homemade BSD boxes will be able to turn off the webcam GenGoatUSTweenheart: Was also at NYC. I like the Oldsmobile Aurora. Kinda looks like those cars. JudgePoop: hand me the pliers Bunnyboy: Didja all hear about the "yellow code" that color computer printers have been kicking out for an indeterminate amount of months or years, in accordance with Secret Service directives? cease: hey, i have to go upstairs to get a drink. and speaking of... porgie: memories Merlyn: catherwood, hand me the pliers ||||||||| Catherwood gets Merlyn the pliers. bonemeister: sitting naked at the keyboard will be a thing of the past JudgePoop: oops, thanks M GenGoatUSTweenheart: It's your clit... Merlyn: yeah BB, heard about that a couple of years ago; the EFF just broke the code on it bonemeister: Yellow code... That explains why my printer's color balance is out of whack GenGoatUSTweenheart: Intellectual property? Hmmmm? porgie: sitting naked with a mouse in your hand? Dexter Fong: Don't read the yellow code ah,clem: and the other hand is typing, I hope JudgePoop: it's going to be alright cease: and avoid the yellow snow bonemeister: it's okay... everyone is speaking Chinese GenGoatUSTweenheart: Inter Continental Ballistic Banks Bunnyboy: or reading...ehrm..."braille". porgie: don't rub it Dexter Fong: YOu can get a yellow code from eating yellow snow Bunnyboy: "I see you are...a sailor..." cease: too late JudgePoop: a wink is a good as a nod cease: my favourite fireline, bun porgie: The horses are hitched bonemeister: "I've got a screaming yellow headache" - Devo GenGoatUSTweenheart: Which christian doors albums do you like? Merlyn: "I can see by the spy on your fly, that you're an American - well, so am I!" ah,clem: a wink is as good as a nod to a blind man... llanwydd: why do you find that line particularly poignant, cat? JudgePoop: i love screaming yellow zonkers, they used to be made by sandoz cease: whereas eykiw ends with the assertion that it isnt the beginnig, bozos ends the quartet with the assertion thatr the voyage is about to begin GenGoatUSTweenheart: back in a minute... porgie: Are they coming to section "R" bonemeister: where the shadows run from themselves JudgePoop: never cease: llan,, it reminds me of aline from baudelaire, "and sailors, and others" that seems to evoke infinity for me llanwydd: I C porgie: and you can pee in the stream cease: not just the line but the sound effects that suggest your ship is about to sail Bunnyboy: The White Room is for loading and unloading of passenger only... cease: no black people to be loaded in This Area Bunnyboy: It ya gotta "load", or "unload", go to the White Room... llanwydd: I'm trying to think of what my favorite fireline is ah,clem: you're not gonna start your white zone shit again, are you? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Please, state your name... cease: all loaded black people to be put in this Tank and sent to Baghdad JudgePoop: when nancy says What? makes me guffaw everytime porgie: I think we're all Bozos on this bus GenGoatUSTweenheart: It took a black woman... porgie: Got any peyote? ah,clem: can't play all night porge... llanwydd: "what you don't mean won't hurt you" is pretty funny. I think that's my favorite for now porgie: lol clem cease: it isnt a line in the sense that i mean, llan. my favourite one of those is "what are are all these mexicans doing here" GenGoatUSTweenheart: We're all bozos on that bus. JudgePoop: like jack nicholson in that damn hotel in the mountains movie, I need to trade this brain in Elayne: Okay, here's my Silly Site for this week's chat: http://www.donderevo.com/games/velvets.html cease: lines that continue to resonate down the decade porgie: there's millions of them on all three sides of us. porgie: they live here GenGoatUSTweenheart: I have email, clem. cease: this bus has gone to war JudgePoop: the shining Bunnyboy: a,c: Yeah, there's a new AIRPLANE! - DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY EDITION due, mid November. Elayne: It's a Flash game called Velvet Underground 3D Death Chase. I shit you not. cease: how a bout Ms Edition? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Surely, you joust... ah,clem: cool, bunny JudgePoop: she would not shit us, we are her favorite turds llanwydd: I think I know what "all three sides of us" means. On television you can only see three sides of any set Dr. Headphones: i have retoined, full of pizza :) Elayne: Yep, that's correct Llan, the camera is always the fourth wall. To be broken with impunity. And a rock. GenGoatUSTweenheart: You can't get there from hear... You take a left or right turd here at the crossing... JudgePoop: no anchovies cease: sometihg on air america today about us school system purposing dumbing down the population ah,clem: wb, Dr. H Dexter Fong: Elayne: I played and won, Now I'm circumsized cease: just as tjhe firesign consciuosly tried to raise the intellectual level of its audience ah,clem: ouch Elayne: Mazel tov, Unca Dex! porgie: Geroge saying What? Dr. Headphones: you're right: no anchovies. pepperoni/mushroom cease: dont you think, el? porgie: and Nick danger answeruing the phone GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Who? JudgePoop: ahhh shrooms Dr. Headphones: dex: if that's the prize, i refuse to play the game cease: a kind of groucho and john lennon type war on ignorance cease: he's on first Dexter Fong: Ken: Right, you can't afford to lose any more GenGoatUSTweenheart: You think dis is game, colored boy? cease: does green count? Dexter Fong: I got game, boy Bunnyboy: There's a 3 disc Who DVD set on it's way, early November. TOMMY AND QUADROPHENIA LIVE. Dr. Headphones: i can't be jewish or muslim for that reason. plus, i love pork :) GenGoatUSTweenheart: You got $3 T debt to Chine... Dr. Headphones: bun: wow, i'm wanting to see that one, er, those two llanwydd: these mushrooms taste like pork! GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not Martin Chine, of course ;) Bunnyboy: The Tommy concert is the "all-star" thang from 1989 (Elton John, Phil Collins, Patti Labelle, Billy Idol, et. al.). The QUADROPHENIA set is a 1995 set, from their first live realization of the material. cease: Pork Plus GenGoatUSTweenheart: Great album. Dexter Fong: US PIG cease: old adbusters cover GenGoatUSTweenheart: I prefer Quadrophenia. Bell Boy (snicker). Dr. Headphones: did i tell everyone here about the BBQ mutton i had? http://www.moonlite.com/ cease: should be on my seemreal site whenever doc gets around to it cease: no, but do tell, kend cease: i had the most amazing food anyone can have while still alive on sunday night Elayne: I didn't know people ate mutton in the US. I know they do in England. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Barbie fried lice? llanwydd: you can actually get mutton in the US? Dr. Headphones: second time i had mutton in my life. first time i liked it Elayne: All I've ever seen 'round these parts is lamb. JudgePoop: what about jeff? Bunnyboy: Speaking of pigs, anybody checking out the comic strip PEARLS BEFORE SWINE? cease: maybe there's good food in an afterlife, but you can't beat the scallops at C restaurant while still alive Bunnyboy: Here's a lovely intro: Dr. Headphones: go to website, you can even order it there Bunnyboy:http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/ porgie: porgie has theme music GenGoatUSTweenheart: But you can get it hear, at Ralph's new and used body parts... GenGoatUSTweenheart: Bring out your Dead... Dr. Headphones: that ralph has his fingers in *everything* GenGoatUSTweenheart: I'm not Dead yet... Bunnyboy: I'm getting better! JudgePoop: heavy on the 30 weight mom Dexter Fong: stet Bunnyboy: I think I'll go for a walk! Dr. Headphones: bun: have a nice trip, see you in the fall :) Dr. Headphones: fall? hell, we had frost here last night......... GenGoatUSTweenheart: You've got, The Plague... cease: ive never heard the henry aldrtitch radio show they're quoting with the coming mother line and appreciaite that fact GenGoatUSTweenheart: This is the English Empire. This is the English Empire on America. Bunnyboy: cease: There are also the Aldritch refs in WB Cartoons, specifically BOOK REVUE, and HOLLYWOOD STEPS OUT. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dr. Headphones: everyone here can whistle? when we all get bird flu it will be a valuable talent Elayne: I'm going to go do bloggy goodness now. See y'all next week! Dexter Fong: Catherwood, you're insane ||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong JudgePoop: bring me a brick catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood gets JudgePoop a brick. Dr. Headphones: later, el klokwkdog: nite E! cease: i assume aldritch was a popular show in its distant time cease: el JudgePoop: night E Dr. Headphones: poop a brick, catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dr. Headphones and yells "oh, fuck off Dr. Headphones!" Dexter Fong: Night Elayne Elayne: Night! ||||||||| At 11:01 PM, Elayne dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Dr. Headphones: THE NERVE OF HIM! Bunnyboy: I was so fortunate to have picked up a wonderful album, when I was at an impressionable age: THEMES LIKE OLD TIMES. porgie: how does he get his voice to do that? llanwydd: I can't get over how stupid most OTR is. They would even work the sponsor into the story. cease: are you home or in wifi truck stop, kend? Bunnyboy: Dozens of Golden Age radio themes. My first exposure to Henry Aldritch. JudgePoop: super, he told me to fuck off 2 weeks ago llanwydd: Although I still like Arch Oboler Dr. Headphones: at home, cat. awaiting the clock to tell me it's time to leave for work Dexter Fong: llan: OTR is about the same as tv is today...90% crap cease: and youre still here Bunnyboy: cease: THE ALDRITCH FAMILY was very popular, in radio, films and early TV. cease: you were there at the time, dex. you would know Bunnyboy: Jello pudding sponsored THE ALDRITCH FAMILY. JudgePoop: hi joe beets Dexter Fong: Cat: That's not the only thing i know cease: i want to use this in the flick i'm shooting in japan next year klokwkdog: nite shift again, Ken? Dr. Headphones: mmmmm, there's always room for jello cease: shoes for the dead JudgePoop: they don't make shows like Hazel anymore Dr. Headphones: klok: 4am until whenever llanwydd: Lights Out is the only OTR I really like Bunnyboy: (sings) Jello TAP! ee-oca puddings, yesireeeeee! bonemeister: Elayne, I could take the train from L.A. to Seattle and then take a bus to Vancouver. http://tinyurl.com/6kfpg Dr. Headphones: i heard someone the other day saying tapioca was a berry which was picked from a bush :) GenGoatUSTweenheart: Nancy! What color are your eyes? cease: notice, what are all these mex doing here, is said sort of in the background Dexter Fong: llan: Jack Benny and Burns and Allan still hold up very well cease: it forces you to work to hear it llanwydd: they were sponsored by Ironized Yeast which was a bullshit product but at least it didn't end up in the story klokwkdog: bone, E logged off... ah,clem: some otr archives can be found at bobbysotr.com GenGoatUSTweenheart: Don't know 'bout no your a peans... llanwydd: well Gracie was the funniest woman who ever lived bonemeister: and then take another train all around the Rocky Mountains and back to Vancouver. cease: i adored benny and have some of his shows on tape, but its almost painful to watch or listen to them now cease: yes she was a miracle bonemeister: Took me too long to find the link cease: and from vancouver too Dr. Headphones: bone: keep the chain handy, cut off a link when you need it GenGoatUSTweenheart: Keep that van covered, cease. Dexter Fong: afk for refill JudgePoop: talking about pork again? Dr. Headphones: mmm, pork! GenGoatUSTweenheart: Well, it's better than the way we had??? cease: southpork Bunnyboy: The new WB Cartoons DVD set will include THE MOUSE THAT JACK BUILT, the toon with the Benny show cast in rodent form. cease: cartman gets his own show porgie: favorite part Dr. Headphones: nuttin' better than southpork BBQ JudgePoop: oink oink, I wanted to say that earlier cease: wow, i have to see that, bun bonemeister: Michael Palin did a show about railways cease: only one, bone? Dr. Headphones: palin's show was good, saw some of it on pbs years ago Bunnyboy: cease: You never saw it? It used to play all the time, when I was a mere prat. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Temperate climate. National health care. Lax marijuana laws. Sure wouldn't want to visit Victoria Island anytime soon ;) porgie: my fav python Bunnyboy: "They ARE blue, aren't they?" cease: maybe when i was a kid, but that was long ago JudgePoop: in a place far far away Bunnyboy: And the only voice Mel Blanc does in MOUSE is the Maxwell. bonemeister: Bush and the Congress want to get rid of the Amtrak Pacific Starlight, of course. Dr. Headphones: "my mother the car" ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ''Pops'' Yamamoto - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... GenGoatUSTweenheart: Austin. The known center of the Universe. 6/mos jail $2000 first offense posession of cannabis. Dr. Headphones: i want to get rid of bush and the congress, so we're even JudgePoop: that bush is getting on my nerves Bunnyboy: Everybody see Tom Delay's "gosh, I'm so happy" mug shot? GenGoatUSTweenheart: I have absolutely no interest in getting rid of the presidency or the congress. cease: yes i suggest everyone move to vancouver immediately cease: drive up real estate prices cease: indeed, bun JudgePoop: start pig farms cease: didnt he remind you of alfred e. newman? Dr. Headphones: bun: not yet, haven't watched news lately, only radio GenGoatUSTweenheart: Snarl, snarl, where are the truffles... Dexter Fong: Speaking of OTR, I'm going to 30th annual OTR convention tomorrow and saturday JudgePoop: potato chips in a can is a super idea cease: he's a changed..... Bunnyboy: I couldn't resist. I mocked up a before and after picture. The after shot had Big Tom in prison stripes and cap. klokwkdog: poop - sure! now we can make antennas! GenGoatUSTweenheart: In fact, there are some pretty good people in the Congress of the US. They are few and far between, but they are there. JudgePoop: what is considered OTR now cease: a thesis could be written on the missing words from firesign theatre ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:13 PM, dragging doggieman by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?" cease: doggiestyle? JudgePoop: woof woof doggieman Bunnyboy: JP: The Beatles! Dr. Headphones: just found the mug shot. politician 100%, isn't he? Dr. Headphones: hey, dawg porgie: he looks like Clinton? Dexter Fong: pP: well since most everyone who was actually part of OTR is now dead, they're beginning to move into the 50's and 60's and even early tv people GenGoatUSTweenheart: I wanna hold $50 worth of hams in my pants. Bunnyboy: kend: They gave him a shot of novocaine. Think it helped? JudgePoop: that was my guess fong Dr. Headphones: nothing can help delay. not even his christianity (so called) GenGoatUSTweenheart: Shoplifters... Dexter Fong: pP: The child stars are still mostly viable =) ||||||||| doggieman hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's doggieman?! It's 11:15 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Bunnyboy: You're getting away with more food... Dr. Headphones: doggieman didn't like us, i guess bonemeister: truss rippers llanwydd: I gotta be going. See you all next thirsty Bunnyboy: nite llan! Dr. Headphones: late,r llan Dexter Fong: Guess we were'nt doggie style enough for him bonemeister: gnite JudgePoop: night scrooge klokwkdog: good night, Ilan. Dexter Fong: Night llan cease: llan porgie: night bonemeister: come on baby gnite my fire JudgePoop: cheese balls or roll? Dexter Fong: Hey klok: pckg arrived this afternoon, haven't listened yet bonemeister: let the balls roll klokwkdog: where the heck did it go???? klokwkdog: it was mailed, like, weeks ago GenGoatUSTweenheart: Mr. Pikkard, it's Turdsday and the rent's due... Dr. Headphones: let the cinnamon roll! Dexter Fong: Don't make the street when the balls roll ||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" call in: 989-345-0735' Dexter Fong: Klok: heavy security measures here JudgePoop: phone is in the other room cease: let he who is cinless cast the first scone Bunnyboy: Say, there was a puzzling story this week in Washington State. Seems some county is trying to pin a misdemeanor on some farm owners who allegedly allowed their premises and livestock to be used for...ehrm...unnatural acts. GenGoatUSTweenheart: Don't fellow the bowls when thay make Street? Bunnyboy: Y'know...involving humans... GenGoatUSTweenheart: Delllaaaa! cease: i called in last week. its somebody else's turn now JudgePoop: pigs? Bunnyboy: OK, bestiality! There, I said it. Dr. Headphones: uh, bun, i don't wanna see the pics...... Bunnyboy: No pics that I know of. JudgePoop: I get that spam often Dr. Headphones: spam is mostly pork, but i don't like it cease: hey bunny, you have a great voice. why dont you call in? porgie: What? Bunnyboy: But the situation that prompted the call for criminal charges was the death of a male participant. klokwkdog: I always wonder where the animals get the funds to pay people to do those things... JudgePoop: human or animal? Bunnyboy: Said victim's cause of death: Acute peritonitis, due to a ruptured colon. Bunnyboy: Can you connect the dots? Dr. Headphones: bun: was he the f***er or the f***ee? wait, do i *really* want an answer to that one????? GenGoatUSTweenheart: They're from ve is us, day fromme mars. cease: no JudgePoop: ahhh nice horsie Dr. Headphones: i'll stick to humanity, thank you very much Bunnyboy: My guess? Played the "Catherine the Great" game. Or the "Johnny Bench" exploit. cease: gag him is an explicit ref to the chicago 7 trial. but you dont have to know that porgie: Johhny Bench? bonemeister: hey, I finally got CNI Radio to work klokwkdog: many don't cease: i hear krassner and others gave a great show recently, supposed to be on c-span klokwkdog: good work, bone! JudgePoop: the super secret code of military toughness cease: can i go to the cspan website and watcht it? Bunnyboy: porgie: "You're the pitcher, I'M the catcher!" cease: in nyc, many comedians cease: last week i think porgie: ohhhh klokwkdog: cat -- they live uptown from the Village, next to the Norwegian Quarter Dexter Fong: Well, I dialed up CNI and got no answer porgie: reminds me of prison Bunnyboy: All of this brought to light this fact: Bestiality is (presently) NOT illegal in Washington State. cease: on which side is such a profound statement to an american audience Dr. Headphones: is a norwegian quarter worth 25 cents? JudgePoop: the light is still out, pick up the phone ah,clem klokwkdog: keep trying, Dex! cease: tell ah clem, dex
klokwkdog thought clem fixed that light klokwkdog: he promised porgie: that was where i learned to twist balloons Bunnyboy: I'm gonna go kafiddle a tune or two. Nite, y'all! JudgePoop: you did hard time porgie klokwkdog: nite Bun Dr. Headphones: g'nite, bun Dexter Fong: Night Bunny porgie: it was that or..............nevermind cease: bun porgie:http://akarebo.balloonhq.com/ ||||||||| Charles Throat steals in around 11:25 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident." JudgePoop: have fun bman Charles Throat: Merry Fitzmas Eve, everyone cease: hi chuck klokwkdog: welcome, Chuck Dr. Headphones: hi, CT Dexter Fong: It's the real Charles Throat cease: what the fuck? Bunnyboy: hi Chaz! Bye Chaz! JudgePoop: lahym Charles Throat: Live from Mars bonemeister: I don't need to call in, I've got Quicktime 6. Charles Throat: Bye Bunny ||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves at 11:25 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." Dexter Fong: From the Hot Spot, Charles? porgie: I hear their Ice caaps are melting too cease: which allows you to have your clone call in, bone? Dr. Headphones: i tried getting to mars, only made it as far as deimos and phobos bonemeister: I don't need to call in, I've got Quicktime 6. cease: sea ice may be a thing of the past GenGoatUSTweenheart: Read and White, Boo Suede Shus Dexter Fong: Dem Deimos gimme the phobios Charles Throat: And multiple personality syndrome cease: who is stan jefferson? Charles Throat: And multiple personality syndrome bonemeister: is there an echo in here? porgie: or multiple personality syndromes Dr. Headphones: thom's brother? porgie: yes clem Charles Throat: Is he movin' on up to the east side? GenGoatUSTweenheart: I'm not a doctor, but I look like one.. MI, the waster... bonemeister: actually I hit the refresh button Dr. Headphones: 'weezy! bonemeister: I have the paws that refreshes Dr. Headphones: i'm drinking a coke (TM) myself GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's the new powercode number for the lottery... Charles Throat: Bear goes into a bar, says "Gimme a... scotch". Bartender says "Why the pause?" Bear looks and says "I don't know, they've always been there" Charles Throat: Want to hear the best George Bush joke ever? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Teach you a lessin' Dr. Headphones: beagle limps in with 3 feet to a bar. says, "i'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Dexter Fong: CT: sure Dr. Headphones: yes, bush joke, please ||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... GenGoatUSTweenheart: Paw , paw congress... Charles Throat: Rumsfeld says to Bush at the daily meeting, "Sir, today three Brasilian soldiers were killed in Iraq"... Charles Throat: Bush says "Oh my God" and buries his face in his hands... cease: the beginning of of bozos is like a japanese tea cup. Charles Throat: soon he looks up and says "How many is a Brasilian?" cease: you walk in to bozos and something is wrong. the album culdnt be finished yet
Dr. Headphones groans........ :) Charles Throat: Ah dawn ker hoo y'ar, thass funny cease: to make a tea cup, you coulndt make it perfect cuz you had to respect the imperfection of humanity Charles Throat: stuck brb Dr. Headphones: i'm not sure there is a perfect cup of tea. now, coffee, maybe.... cease: not cup of tea, tea cup, GenGoatUSTweenheart: Put on your ears, kids... We're not finsihed yet.. cease: but both were supposed to summon thoughts of infinity cease: the same with firesign Dr. Headphones: i guess i don't have the oriental mindset: tea cup doesn't summon thoughts of infinity for me. klokwkdog: he's got to have some lines in this... Dexter Fong: Catherwood, get porgie some lines ||||||||| Catherwood gets porgie some lines. Dr. Headphones: klok: check your script, right next to your thumb there GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Japanese had Murasama. Best swords every made. The US had rifles.
klokwkdog doesn't like tea cups much, even Japanese ones. Drinks tea from a beer stein... Charles Throat: Cease you've read "We Also Walk Dogs"? cease: no Dr. Headphones: better than drinking tea from gertrude stien, i guess ;) bonemeister: I'm websearching at Google for an image of a red, white & blue Nixonette uniform cease: good title GenGoatUSTweenheart: Which stein? The one on the dress? JudgePoop: super clinton voice Dexter Fong: ooh, clem is snarky tonight, wonder if its the absence of Bambi Charles Throat: Heinlein story about a perfect piece of chinese pottery cease: ben? cease: he never slept with an indian JudgePoop: ben dover Dr. Headphones: i never slept with an indian either. but i do remember a half-korean woman :) GenGoatUSTweenheart: eBay dress steins - $5/gallon porgie:http://akarebo.balloonhq.com/ JudgePoop: which half was koren? cease: i'm sure you do, kend. Dexter Fong: Ken: which was the Korean part? Charles Throat: Who can tell me where this line is from: Let's invite over some Indians and shoot craps! cease: i hope you find a whole one eventually bonemeister: Bingo! http://www.sandiegohistory.org/journal/93fall/images/pg243.jpg Charles Throat: trivia time JudgePoop: put down that pickle Dr. Headphones: ok, time to get scarce here. some things to do around the house before work, and i can't chat here and do them also. later, dear friends
klokwkdog wonders what the hell was wrong at West Bend studios that it took all these weeks to fix the 'puters ;-) porgie: My mom was a nixonette in High school GenGoatUSTweenheart: I think you'd better keep that one... klokwkdog: nite, Ken Dexter Fong: Ken: Good to chat with you again, be safe cease: keep on truckin, kend ||||||||| Around 11:39 PM, Dr. Headphones walks off into the sunset... GenGoatUSTweenheart: Bye, Ken... JudgePoop: safe driving ken JudgePoop: thanks porgie, super Charles Throat: I know you're dying to know: That's the line Bergman says in the "EYKIW" video while the soundtrack is sayg "and make cars" GenGoatUSTweenheart: So, what shall we talk about? Charles Throat: always wondered about the story behind that cease: ask bregman GenGoatUSTweenheart: Peter Bergman rocks. At the comedy dungeon... cease: they usually have reasons for their activities Charles Throat: Now why didn't I think of that... Hey Peter? cease: is he doing standup now? Dexter Fong: CT: Is that for real..seems awfully early for Indian gaming matters? Charles Throat: Actually gotta run, see y'all GenGoatUSTweenheart: F'you mate... klokwkdog: nite Chuck Charles Throat: Pretty Bretman cease: ct Dexter Fong: Night Charles, and remember, turn your mirrors to the wall klokwkdog: they re-used that line somewhere porgie: night JudgePoop: night throat GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's a leak where I'm from. Dexter Fong: Welsher klokwkdog: oh sheesh, Dex, then all the stuff that's been going into the mirrors for years can get out! NEVER do that!! klokwkdog: you put old towels over them, Dex GenGoatUSTweenheart: I know a land where dreams are born... klokwkdog: ...or at least smear Vaselene on them Dexter Fong: Klok: Nope, I have a regularly scheduled maintenance program, cleans them, empties them, and stores the data in MP3 format JudgePoop: connecticut? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Lose it Klok Dexter Fong: Mash yur chusetts cease: this is so disneyland Dexter Fong: Cat: Yah think?=) JudgePoop: virgin in ya cease: "as scary night decends upon us" is a wondrous line
klokwkdog has never been to Disneyland; won't go, so can't comment GenGoatUSTweenheart: It's a Stewart Smalley after alll... JudgePoop: land twice and world thrice Dexter Fong: But I wouldn't want to anaylize him cease: no actullay its from the ny fair stuff disney did i think for the fiar and then later brought to disneyland. i saw both versions and i;m, sure they did too ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bambi disembarks at 11:46 PM. klokwkdog: let's all sync in... cease: hi bam bi klokwkdog: hail Bambi! Bambi: Better late than never! JudgePoop: ahh bambi, we're glad you made it GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hold your fire, men... Bambi: and just in time for the Future! Dexter Fong: Hey Bambi, where w'all been? ||||||||| bess bounds in at 11:46 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. cease: keep on bambin JudgePoop: howdy bess Dexter Fong: 'allo, Bess GenGoatUSTweenheart: Welcome, bess... cease: i see peorgie's wife has entered JudgePoop: honk honk Bambi: been asleep ... ah,clem let me sleep cuz I wasn't feeling well klokwkdog: what're y'all doin' up there, Bambi, rebuilding the studio wire by wire??? Dexter Fong: cat: well done, =))))))))))) cease: summertime, and the livin is eezee bess: hello Merlyn: bessie may mucho? porgie: hi bess JudgePoop: sorry to hear that, feel better soon klokwkdog: they'll probably be by to ask you to get a MI license plate by now... cease: gotta jump down, spin a round pick a bale of new orleans klokwkdog: welcome bess Dexter Fong: Military Intelligence, Klok? bonemeister: please keep your hands to yourself... Thank you. porgie: he's no fun klokwkdog: no, Michigan. They're on their way to becoming residents. porgie: he fell right over Dexter Fong: Transients, eh? Bambi: the studio doesn't need much rewiring actually :-) works very well klokwkdog: they're also quite close to CA border, so maybe they know something is about to happen that we don't... GenGoatUSTweenheart: No true Mississippi cowhard would leave his wine celler unprotected in such a dangerous time... JudgePoop: vagabonds ||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Charles Throat - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... bonemeister: Near the end of his life, Willy was a transient killer whale. Dexter Fong: Klok: Impossible! You know everything.....and it's not wrong!! Bambi: but there is some other work on a new biz venture here ... will hear more about it as we get closer :-) ah,clem: phone light all fixed now, someone switched it to line 1... klokwkdog: clem says you're working on the computers. By now, you could have rebuilt ten of them! ;-)) Bambi: seems I missed Ken bonemeister: listlessly begging for handouts GenGoatUSTweenheart: Well, they've cleaned out the riff-raff from N/O. Let's see what they can do with Miami. porgie: more stew please Bambi: nice call Porgie ah,clem: wb Bambi ||||||||| bess leaves to catch the 11:50 PM train to Billville. JudgePoop: sounds like a burl ives song ah, clem porgie: thanks bonemeister: moocher klokwkdog: email him or AIM, Bambi; he's likely still around GenGoatUSTweenheart: That isn't funny. JudgePoop: give me some of bess's tongue cat, you must have took it porgie: man is about to arrive Dexter Fong: Tween: I thought Miami was flooded with cuban refugees Bambi: great to see you all on our last broadband show where we can take calls before we go home to dialup ;-) Bambi: ok klok will do klokwkdog: it's like going to jail, isn't it? porgie: how long do we have to wait JudgePoop: yes, I combed my hair GenGoatUSTweenheart: I'm in favor of the 51st state. Don't start that discussion. porgie: before you come back to broadband? JudgePoop: hola fong bonemeister: Truth be told, a pod of transient killer whales make an NFL defensive front line look like wusses in comparision
Dexter Fong sings give my regards to broadband klokwkdog: next summer, probably, Porgie; has been the pattern 'till now klokwkdog: call in, Dex! cease: isnt anyone gonna call cni? bonemeister: puny little doiks porgie: remember when it was AOL cease: ah clem virtually begged for a call JudgePoop: fong fong fong fong Dexter Fong: ok klokwkdog: bone -- they have a tough time kicking goals porgie: I figured one of you would have called Bambi: we are looking forwrd to it porgie ... spring again soon :-) klokwkdog: no, he literally begged for a call bonemeister: but an easy time kicking ass GenGoatUSTweenheart: back in a minute walser JudgePoop: it was pitiful klokwkdog: i tried, but you were talking. some studio, only one call-in line. they'll never get on NPR that way... cease: we have so many begers on the streets of vancouver, you cant tell virtual from veritable porgie: virual beggars? cease: well from the point of view of the cows, its better begger than burger porgie: Virtual Beggars cease: full of viruses too klokwkdog: cat - they don't have virtual. they don't have blue screen. just rear projection... JudgePoop: ahhh dexter, you sound like you Bambi: howdy Dex! porgie: rear projection.......sounds scary JudgePoop: I like naps :) klokwkdog: porgie - much safer than astral projection... JudgePoop: slowly I turn Bambi: lol porgie: that sound painful porgie: how far do they stick out JudgePoop: second story man Bambi: lol Clem GenGoatUSTweenheart: About this far, and about that long, and about this country... porgie: Careful Dex JudgePoop: wrong chatroom dexter porgie: well I hear to you have to start young if you're going to stick it out GenGoatUSTweenheart: Here come the judge, here come the judge... bonemeister: the invunerable, the venerable JudgePoop: throw a towel over it pablo porgie: sock it to me sock it to me porgie: do some push ups klokwkdog: this must be the FST-losing virginity night... ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. GenGoatUSTweenheart: THat'd be a 1969 Pontiac, by me ;) cease: thasts not a towel, it's the turkish border porgie: Hey I thought the FST Tape was double tracking Merlyn: actually a fair amount is still in print GenGoatUSTweenheart: May I see you passport please? Cross-Collateral? Dexter Fong: Hey I'm still on bonemeister: Have all of you phoned in yet? JudgePoop: 8-track, is that the new dvd format? porgie: listing DEx Bambi: thanks for calling in :-) cease: klopk and i phoned in last week, bone. your turn now Bambi: love to hear from you all :-) porgie: tell that to your MP3 Mr. smartypants Dexter Fong: You're welcome Bambi GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hendrix Ladyland, Beatles Sgt. Peppers. 4-tks. Are we lame or what? JudgePoop: good job dexter bonemeister: it's your turn to talk back... George Putnam used to say that.
Bambi -) cease: really, bone? cease: i remember his the flag flys high tongiht, which the firesign so beautifully mocked bonemeister: news at ten... see ya then JudgePoop: klok on the line right after fong Bambi: hey Klok :-) Dexter Fong: Crush that Dwarf, don't bump that switch JudgePoop: poor toot, oops root porgie: Oh the cats gotten into it Bambi: the C.A.T. (cooked at temperature) JudgePoop: the moth did it GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not today, sir... porgie: lol Bambi: LOL ... new license plates porgie: Wensley Dale? Dexter Fong: Wensley Dick Dale's brother? cease: are you moonlighting as a prison? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Hummer TX - Keep TX Wild bonemeister:http://www.newsmax.com/pundits/bios/Putnam-bio.shtml Bambi: been here since july JudgePoop: a rack you could do shakespere from GenGoatUSTweenheart: We're right out of that... porgie: and tubs of slaw Dexter Fong: KLok: is hard of hearing porgie: Danish Bimbo? cease: hey sign kend off for that, ah clem GenGoatUSTweenheart: Slaw him senturian! porgie: what a great interview JudgePoop: hejsa bambi GenGoatUSTweenheart: What, sir? porgie: I thought u wanted the bazooki player to stop Bambi: hejsa? JudgePoop: danish for hello GenGoatUSTweenheart: That's Tish, Tish, you shouldn't do that... JudgePoop: not boring klok Dexter Fong: Klok: It's already boring =)) GenGoatUSTweenheart: Cream-filled danish. Mmmmmmmmm........ JudgePoop: anything with passion is interesting porgie: Sounds like my first puter class porgie: however my prof was really technical GenGoatUSTweenheart: On the green, now. Porgie has pulled a putter... Dexter Fong: Saving Private Firesign porgie: he used words like stuff and gizmo frequently Bambi: just till we get back up here
klokwkdog tried to hew to the theme, but Clem kept tempting him and finally the inner compulsion won out... :-( JudgePoop: my prof explained ICs in terms of vacume tubes Dexter Fong: Klok: Outs his inner compulsion ah,clem :) ah,clem: tks Klok GenGoatUSTweenheart: ENIAC - there's a really good picture at Google Images - late 40's cease: good work, klok JudgePoop: thanks so much ah, clem Bambi: we will be here for the JimmyLee and Bambi Show and a short few minutes of FST on Saturday ... all starts at about 6:30 PM with our show from 7-10 and then a few mnutes with FST after that :-) cease: even though i had not idea what yhour were talking about with the tech tawk
klokwkdog only had profs that taught vacuum tubes. Nothing like cobbling together 709s and 741s at home and having to plot load lines for pentodes in class... ||||||||| "Hey bonemeister!" ... bonemeister turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:12 AM, I don't have to go yet!"... cease: bambi, can i tune in to it by coming here, to firesign chat? Bambi: last live show till spring time up here GenGoatUSTweenheart: Apple has a quad-processor. They're for sale. klokwkdog:yes folks: JL and Bambi do a FINE show Sat 7-10PM and then FST follows! JudgePoop: the cathode story porgie: when does spring arrive "up there" porgie: sat at 7pm? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Cost you a new motor scooter... klokwkdog: no FST chat, but they run a lively CNI chat in parallel in IRC. Bambi can point the way to the CNI web page w/details cease: 7pm eastern time? Bambi: don't know Cat ... wonder if we can put the link here when the thursday chat is not happening? Bambi:http://www.cniradio.com also has a direct link and a copy and paste link to non pls media players cease: i don wan a cooter, i just wanna ride on my Motor Scooter JudgePoop: scooter is going to jail maybe klokwkdog: cat - bookmark the CNI Radio page and you can go there from the link anytime cease: thanks Bambi: moto-scoota lol porgie: I don't want a pickle Dexter Fong: Catherwood get me a Cathode tupe ||||||||| Catherwood gets Dexter Fong a cathode tupe. cease: Libby, meet Liddy. You have to share him with the sound effects man klokwkdog: note FST starts at 10PM EDT, 7PM PDT. the 3 hours prior are an interesting live computer show that JL & Bambi do Dexter Fong: tube GenGoatUSTweenheart: I got a new pair of roller maidens, you got a brand new key.. JudgePoop: i use bambi's blog page when I can be there or be square Bambi: catherwood, please pour me a Toasted Almond ||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi a toasted almond. porgie: Why do I feel so old in here? cease: Melanie Dexter Fong: Cat: lol cease: her first album was intense GenGoatUSTweenheart: Bambi's blog is a good reason to have a blog. Bambi: ah, gotta move those toasted almonds klokwkdog: only if you went to sock hops, Porgie... JudgePoop: don't take off your shoes porgie cease: i remember talk of bergman and melanie. perhaps it was just his fantasy, maybe more GenGoatUSTweenheart: And those Iraqi Sunnis... porgie: although I'm possibly a sprout to some of yall Bambi: you didn't sound old porgie (on the phone) ... you are only as old as you feel ... most of us are only kids of the mind LOL JudgePoop: in new hampshire? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Look at them yo-yo's... klokwkdog: we need more young FST fans cease: youre right, klok. porgie: american men don't reach maturity until they are 45 cease: where is dave?
klokwkdog pays a professional actor to speak on the phone for him JudgePoop: busy at college I bet klokwkdog: cat - I think he's dealing with college Dexter Fong: Klok: Pay more next time klokwkdog: it's probably a critical point in the 1st semester Bambi: lol always enjoy your calls Klok :-) GenGoatUSTweenheart: New Hampster? Do you sell a boa neck with that? cease: that would explain it. but my point was, we need more of his generation klokwkdog: it's all I can afford, Dex. price of talent has gone 'way up in the last few years GenGoatUSTweenheart: Quite, cease. Where is Dave. Dexter Fong: Anybody hear about the infestation of Burmese Pythons in south Florida? porgie: ages? JudgePoop: john sunninunu is the governor there I think klokwkdog: porgie -- american men reach maturity? porgie: 46 cease: when doc and lili and bunny (etc) and iu saw firesign in seattle early this year, there were lots of youngens. but far more of our greying generation GenGoatUSTweenheart: Ya wanna burma deese? JudgePoop: I would be happy to have hair, grey or whatever klokwkdog: porgie -- there's folks here got a decade on you; don't worry porgie: Well actually at 45 dragged kicking and screaming by their wives JudgePoop: lots of exotic animals let loose there porgie: I figured. Ive seen the rouges gallery GenGoatUSTweenheart: They were kicking their windshield vipers. Dexter Fong: pP: Yep. seems a python tried to swallow a 6 foot alligator and exploded klokwkdog: yeah, at 45, the estrogen drops and the testosterone rises; just the opposite in men, so the chicks start wearing the pants and kicking ass Bambi: lol Dexter Fong: Klok: Start? klokwkdog: sheesh; they need to let loose some cane toads down there porgie: Hmmm looking at his 42 yr old wife....... GenGoatUSTweenheart: Broook, it's a potential death trap! porgie: this stuff was so far ahead of its time
Dexter Fong guesses it's a movie reference but doesn't know which klokwkdog: prepare to be dominated ;-) Merlyn: never eat anything bigger than your head klokwkdog: it's all movie references cease: caulfoour dont count? porgie: well she has to use the magic word with me Bambi: well, the transition isn't so much fun though klok Bambi: lol JudgePoop: prepare to be dominated? that is all he has done up to now Merlyn: abracadabra? GenGoatUSTweenheart: The Americans are a free people. Free to use African slaves and, well, temporarily ;) porgie: NOW!!
Dexter Fong pauses, looks into camera with piercing blue eyes and laughs cynically: Ha Ha Ha" cease: vergy few simple to make things taste better than cauliflour in cheese sauce Merlyn: subpoena? klokwkdog: much nicer for guys, but it never stops happening... JudgePoop: what kind of cheese? velveeta? Bambi: have never had a slave in my life ... must be some other Americans LOL
klokwkdog can't even see the camera; he's lost in his character (and has none) porgie: or taken land from an Indian klokwkdog: Tweeny mailed the notice of auction, Bambi GenGoatUSTweenheart: They didn't make Tom DeLay do a perp walk. He just had to be photographed and fingerprinted as a suspected felon :) cease: i usually use a medium gouda, but whatever you like\
Dexter Fong notes Cat's use of the English spelling "our" rather than "ower" klokwkdog: Tweeny - I suspected him from B4 the beginning ;-)) GenGoatUSTweenheart: Charesbury? cease: me? spell? JudgePoop: ranch dressing is good enough for the likes of me klokwkdog: Dex - he must've been taking English lessons in film school klokwkdog: as a reward, the top grads go to Pinewood, right Cat? Bambi: I like Ruby dressing personally klokwkdog: meet Lew Grade... Dexter Fong: Klok: and the bottom grades go to the New Jersey Pine Barrens GenGoatUSTweenheart: I pine for the fields. Sally in Places in the Heart. JudgePoop: ok, I'll bite, what is ruby dressing? klokwkdog: Dex - ...where they get made into charcoal... Bambi: and there are some other good dressings too such as a really good blue cheese dressing for salads ... some suck but there are some good ones cease: the famous stripper? Dexter Fong: pP: Ruby Keeler in Going to Work JudgePoop: catalina is nice sometimes cease: my wife makes an astonishing dressing out of carrots cease: i thnk doc, lili and elayne have had it. amazing JudgePoop: carrots? and what? klokwkdog: Al Jolson in... Dexter Fong: pP: 'specially in the fall GenGoatUSTweenheart: They called her stripper, stripper... faster than lightning... cease: Magic Jolson, the man who gave AIDS a voice! Dexter Fong: cat: LOL
klokwkdog sings 26 miles across the bay... JudgePoop: does the name ruby bagonya mean anything to you klokwkdog: vaguely Dexter Fong: It mean you can call me JJ cease: takesa while for the droogs to kick inl they be kicking JudgePoop: jj, ahh what's happening Bambi: it's a spicy, sweet, clearish ruby red dressing ... light and delicous Dexter Fong: Ruby woik down at de Lodge, Amos klokwkdog: Al Jolson, the man who gave Ruby her jobs... GenGoatUSTweenheart: This Perfect Day JudgePoop: sounds like catalina, that is a little orange GenGoatUSTweenheart: cease ;) Dexter Fong: Klok: I take offence...Ruby Keebler is a fairy...or elf? Bambi: it is very much a catalina dressing JudgePoop: uno or uni or una or unu klokwkdog: catalina made with dwarf oranges? porgie: 15 years to go folks Bambi: but redder klokwkdog: uma! GenGoatUSTweenheart: (cease hasn't taken his Xanex) Bambi: and not opaque JudgePoop: yuma, the tribe klokwkdog: sumac, the amazing porgie: you need some drugs boy? ah,clem: ... cease: i come from the shadoes, mac Bambi: no mayonaise in it cease: that is an exquisite concept Dexter Fong: Klok: By teeny teeny weeny weeny little salad dressers dress for woik every day GenGoatUSTweenheart: Well, it umma gumma to you son. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you :) cease: this forgetting dr. memory's name was something they played with on their Hour Hour show in the summer of 70
klokwkdog looks up the long list of concepts and decides not to press Cat on specifics... JudgePoop: no mayonaise? what a concept Bambi: but is most like a catalina dressing than anything else\ JudgePoop: french is ok sometimes porgie: Blue cheese with taragon Dexter Fong: Ever have Staten Island dressing? GenGoatUSTweenheart: The funny thing is, Firesign makes us remember why we're American. Go figure... klokwkdog: how, in fact, does a catalina dress? now that I think about it, what is a 'catalina'? Bambi: it's a light dressing but spicy, and sweet ... vinegar/oil based ... but not like italian ... more too it JudgePoop: if the president eats potatoes with blue cheese dressing, how can I not do the same? GenGoatUSTweenheart: Never eaten at Stalin Island. Never will :) Dexter Fong: pP: More dressing, sir? porgie: Stalin Island klokwkdog: by not having mayonnaise, ruby avoids offending americans Bambi: cataline is a nice boat I think, and a place to visit at the beach too I think JudgePoop: sounds good porgie: Well worth a dollar JudgePoop: is it good with cauliflour? GenGoatUSTweenheart: E Pluribus Universal Studios ||||||||| Stretch tiptoes in around 12:35 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." JudgePoop: and brocolli klokwkdog: velcome, stretch Bambi: howdy stretch cease: poo? tween? gonna call? Dexter Fong: Hi Stretch porgie: yo stretch GenGoatUSTweenheart: Howdy there, stretch... JudgePoop: hi stretch JudgePoop: afk porgie: your just not in time Bambi: broccoli and Clem's cheese sause ... to die for :-) cease: yes that ending is perfect Bambi: sauce klokwkdog: this is great radio, Clem ||||||||| GenGoatUSTweenheart leaves at 12:36 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'GenGoatUSTweenheart', just granted probation at 12:36 AM", then leaves hurriedly. Dexter Fong: Night Hi Tweeny klokwkdog: Tweeny - reboot?
Bambi is proud of the great job Clem does :-) cease: tween klokwkdog: doesn't matter, Clem -- it would find its way onto an arts station GenGoatUSTweenheart: Not a reboot (crash) a robot.... klokwkdog: aw no, not so soon...keep playing! Bambi: night Tweeny! Bambi: great to see ya GenGoatUSTweenheart: Dame Bambi... Merlyn: nite tween klokwkdog: need that FST fix every week! Bambi: yes keep playing LOL Dexter Fong: Gosh what is all this animal imagery? Bambi: wish we could klokwkdog: Dex - we're working up to the Sacrifice: stick around ;-)) Bambi: join us again on Saturday ... at least for 10pm for a shorter version of a few minutes with Firesign Theatre cease: im going to write an essay called What is all this Animal Imagery, dex JudgePoop: back cease: n idea i had from the early 90s but i want to revisit it Bambi: but would love to see you for the JimmyLee and Bambi Show too if you are able klokwkdog: LOL Dexter Fong: Cat: Thanks for mentioning my name GenGoatUSTweenheart: You think it is funny, when I say... cease: i thnk the firesign offer a kind of bridge into aniaml concsousness cease: but more of that anon cease: lol, dex Dexter Fong: Now to the Nuts and Ales klokwkdog: they certainly bridged into those blue chinchillas they were burning ;-) JudgePoop: karl pooper?
Dexter Fong sings like a bridge over blue chinchilla waters cease: coming out of the indian tradition of identifying with animals GenGoatUSTweenheart: Firesign w/The Circus? Is that what's happening? Grid, may they be merciful... Bambi: there are two chinchillas here ... believe it or not klokwkdog: in other news, the squirrels here are recovering, but there's still only about six around cease: the foolks who turn into crows in eyk, for example cease: he baseball plauyers in the next albumn GenGoatUSTweenheart: That one's escaping... JudgePoop: believe it or don't klokwkdog: well, that's why the Indians have been fading out -- most of us use driver's licenses now Dexter Fong: klok: lol cease: from pony express to federal express, all in one posthorn Dexter Fong: ....and they're off!! klokwkdog: Bambi - you're planning on one farewell feast? cease: good one klok ah,clem: good night everyone, and thanks for your time. :) cease: at that moment, the dear friends show became the jack benny show JudgePoop: thanks so much ah,clem, bambi all Bambi: eeek! no way ... chinchillas are pets here LOL Dexter Fong: Night Clem and *thank* you klokwkdog: nite clem. cease: thakns for the vastness of riches you offer, clem porgie: good night clem klokwkdog: if there was just some way to fade out slowly from the FST and up slowly to the tech stuff again on the stream, it'd be nice JudgePoop: i will toodle too, have a super week, toodles GenGoatUSTweenheart: The last sufferget? Dexter Fong: Night Clem and Bambi, if you're leaving, and safe home cease: pooperino ||||||||| At 12:44 AM, JudgePoop dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Bambi: great to see you all ... have a great night! Dexter Fong: Klok: Listen to some Autobahn klokwkdog: oh gee, this must be the Stallman interview ah,clem: I can do that , Klok, just was too tired to bother to do the fade...as often I am... cease: you too bambi Bambi: wanted to stop in to say hi before the show ended when I woke up. Great show Clem :-) GenGoatUSTweenheart: This is for fun. Would you like an argument?
klokwkdog is still trying to digest City... ||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:45 AM, I don't have to go yet!"... Bambi: lol Bambi: nytol! have a great one! GenGoatUSTweenheart: Until last time, again... ||||||||| At 12:46 AM, Bambi vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! Merlyn: I'm taking off too, bye ||||||||| 12:46 AM -- GenGoatUSTweenheart left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). klokwkdog: LOL -- Stallman fell for microkernels, just like the NT crew. Linus has r
