||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 03, 2003 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Merlyn sneaks in around 7:42 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Merlyn: Just coming in early to say I might be pretty late tonight, if I come in at all. Merlyn: I'll be seeing what's going on at Convergence in a little while, and I don't know when I'll return. ||||||||| Merlyn runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 7:43 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bambi disembarks at 8:58 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'MoonGoon', just granted probation at 8:59 PM", then leaves hurriedly. Bambi: hi MoonGoon MoonGoon: "In the attics... of my life... " ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 03, 2003 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" Bambi: ah, yes ... MoonGoon: Allo Bambi... my birthday was last week (46) and I prevailed upon my dear wife to get me the big Boxed set of Warner dead releases... Bambi: Happy Birthday! Bambi: celebrated my 48th this year (feb) ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mudhead disembarks at 9:02 PM. MoonGoon: I probably have every one on vinyl up in the attic, but never play them (too much shucking & jiving with cords and such)... Mudhead: dAMM CHOPPER SCREWED UP MY HAIR AGAIN Bambi: hi mudhead Mudhead: and turned on this caps lock key.. Bambi: that's cool moongoon ||||||||| Catherwood ushers cease into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:04 PM, then departs. MoonGoon: So now I am rediscovering my college days in Buffalo... what a rush of great memories... God I love those merry pranksters. Bambi: better than the bugs in teeth cease: hello bambi, moon, mud Bambi: hi cat Mudhead: that was amicrophone Bambi, not a bug cease: i'll be revisiting my alma mater this summer, first time in more than 30 years Mudhead: oh stop it cease MoonGoon: Ahoy Mudhead... cease... how's the weather up there? Bambi: oh, sorry ... ah,clem had a motorcycle so that was my first thought LOL cease: i suppose it's still there. saskatoon doens't really have anything else going for it cease: not bad today Mudhead: get up kneel cease: i gather doc, bf westly hanging out with ossman today at that convention MoonGoon: I spent ten years working with a brill illustrator who hailed from Sask.; saw him just the other day as a matter of fact. (he's living in Roch. these days) cease: somewhere in heartland-ville cease: yes, we're all From saskachewan. no one in their right mind would live there in the winter ||||||||| Catherwood escorts EricTheFish in through the front door at 9:08 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. MoonGoon: I think he emigrated to Toronto for the winter festival EricTheFish: (otherwise known as EricTravis from Austin) cease: billville, billville, you move to billville because it's your fate Bambi: hi eric cease: hi eric EricTheFish: What's all this bruhaha about FST not getting to air on the 4th on NPR? MoonGoon: Somewhere deep in the heartburn of Armenia... cease: yeah what's with that? cease: only nobody here is likely to know the answer EricTheFish: Deep in the hearrrt of Taxes... Bambi: yeah, got email on that too ... is it up on the site yet? was gonna look again today MoonGoon: I jumped the gun and sent my nasty e-mail to atc@npr.org... blew my cover as a "real person"... cease: merlyn is off conventioneering now cease: how is austin, eric. i've always heard good things about it cease: any city named after a firesign member couldn't be all bad MoonGoon: My folks spend their winters in San Marcos (Maxwell, to be precise) and come north for the summer sun of NY. My parents -- the nomads. EricTheFish: Pretty happenin' own. Hotter than a heater in Hellmouth now tho. cease: i would imagine so EricTheFish: Town, that is... MoonGoon: They need to make sure one of the neighbors waters their slab... or it will crack in the hotness of August. cease: is ah clem joining us tonight, bambi? Bambi: yes, he should be joining us soon Bambi: he was outside for a bit cease: i'll have that interview with ossman in mail to you 2 tomorrow, along with some seem real theatre products Bambi: great...thanks! Bambi: I am combining my june and july newsletters and it should be up within the week Bambi: will let you know when it's up too MoonGoon: This annoying habit that NPR seems to have developed... of pulling out the Nasi Goring impersonation... is getting pretty old. EricTheFish: No sign of the 4th episode on the web site yet. MoonGoon: makes me wonder how long the guys will be able to hang in there... Bambi: I have an article about FST and some links including the Mark Time award which of course meant I could add a link to your Neal Amid cease: 2 in a row now cease: this sint good EricTheFish: What could they possibly have said? Thought Thanksgiving was pretty good and not particularly offensive. cease: thanks, bambi cease: now you'll actually have to hear it Bambi: happy to help both FST and your Seem Real Theatre too :) MoonGoon: DO hinted that the Mayor's speech was a bit "provocative"... can't wait to hear what the fuss was about. cease: yeah, it was basically just their old indian piece. cease: hardly a surprise cease: hardly a surprise EricTheFish: Eating an Indian's heart is not something Christ would have done. Bambi: also was able to get a link to the new How Time Flys release in it cease: nor drive an suv MoonGoon: Yum! MoonGoon: VROOM! cease: i hope dave is selling lots of copies at that convention EricTheFish: HTF is really good. Hardly seem at all dated after all these years. Bambi: yep :) cease: its pure SF MoonGoon: There's a song in there somewhere.... cease: i've always been surprised that the sf community never seemed to embrace the firesign theatre Bambi: a close friend from ah,clem's teen years gifted HTF's in pristine condition on vinyl cease: wow Bambi: yeah, he had a terrible time finding it Bambi: won the bid on ebay LOL EricTheFish: I've got the wire recording. cease: you can hear j edgar's heavy breathing on it Bambi: LOL EricTheFish: It beHooves us all to watch what we say. MoonGoon: Probably trying to wedge into that waspie corset cease: ossman has a particular hatred of that man, from something that happened to his family Mudhead: new definition of wired MoonGoon: Hoov the Poov made many enemies... he had to make a list to keep them all straight. EricTheFish: Wonder if Poindexter & Ashcroft are monitoring the logs... cease: i think it was an uncle of his that was blacklisted, harrassed by fbi, forget exactly who MoonGoon: the guminnit sees all. cease: he mentions that in some interview somewhere. there are so many of them EricTheFish: Democracy Now (WebActive) had an entire hour recently (June 25th) comparing Orwell and the current Residents. EricTheFish: Really since commentary. MoonGoon: Snakefinger a raging repubican?!?!? NEVER! cease: isnt the fbi headquartered in virginia? ||||||||| "9:25 PM? 9:25 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits on the couch. ah,clem: hi cease: ah matsushima, ah matsushima, ah, ah? EricTheFish: Evenin' clem... MoonGoon: Although... the eyeball outfits were a prophetic touch. Bambi: hi ah,clem cease: that's a basho poem, that apparently translates into english as "a world of dew is but a world of dew, and yet...." ah,clem: bug light clogged and wet.... Bambi: glad you made it ... how is the mosquito situation outside after all the rain? EricTheFish: Yet, if you drink enough you'll go into sugar shock. ah,clem: too much rain Bambi: LOL cease: much better than Heavy bugs though MoonGoon: Those old bugs were made of only the finest steel... Bambi: I would imagine so :) EricTheFish: Flying robots the size of matchboxes. What this country needs. Mudhead: those arent bugs there microphones ah,clem: bugs are heavy too, you should weigh some of these mosquitoes. MoonGoon: Pre or post-suck? ah,clem: post EricTheFish: Don't worry about the mosquitoes, we won't weigh 'em. ah,clem: all got some of me... cease: i worry about going to saskatchewan during mosquito season. may not survive MoonGoon: unless they're fronting West Nile... ah,clem: is bad here in the swamp with no bug light, cease: maybe i can soak myself in deet Mudhead: i drink that MoonGoon: I've heard DEET won't really grow that third arm we've all been dreamin' of... ah,clem: I just went out for a few minutes....and they ran me in. EricTheFish: A testimonial, dear friends... Mudhead: it and a couple of ice cubes is called a Bouncin Betty
Bambi doesn't like the mosquitoes ... but they like her way too much! MoonGoon: Has the yummy fragrance of morning refinery... Mudhead: almost like NJ EricTheFish: Distilled in Northern Ontario... cease: what you got on tap for next firesign show, ah? Bambi: almost ... just smaller mosquitoes ... Bambi: just as many though cease: as i told bambi earlier, i'll have that ossman interview in mail to you tomorrow Mudhead: shuffled off to Buffalo MoonGoon: NJ being the chemical capital of the northeast corridor, I'm shocked if DEET don't come from there... Bambi: and the Seem Real Theatre too :) MoonGoon: DEETs don't fail me now... ah,clem: great, Cat. Bambi: good one mg :) cease: excellent, mg EricTheFish: I take the critters are so big up there that the air traffic controllers have to monitor them? ah,clem: btw, Cat, you are the winner of the name the show contest. (no prize, but we use the name you submitted.) Bambi: well, let's put it this way... MoonGoon: Of course I can hardly talk when Eastman Kodak is pumping out the methylene chloride on a daily basis... Now THAT's a smell. ||||||||| Born on the 38th of Cunegonde waltzes in at 9:37 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. ||||||||| Dr. Headphones waltzes in at 9:37 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker. Dr. Headphones: hell, dear friends ah,clem: hi Ken cease: ken? Born on the 38th of Cunegonde: oi ah,clem: hi 38th Dr. Headphones: er, i meant "hello" EricTheFish: 'lo headphones.... Bambi: the municipal building has a 12 ft moquito in their foyer ... with the title Ocean Counties Air Force LOL cease: it's always nice to win, ah Bambi: hi ken MoonGoon: Hell no I won't grow! cease: born? Born on the 38th of Cunegonde: Yes? cease: do you shrink? Bambi: hi bot38oc Dr. Headphones: yeah, cat, this is my new nom de guerre ah,clem: just when Mr. Antrobis invented the wheel..... Born on the 38th of Cunegonde: No, I grow cease: you know the origin of that character, ah? Dr. Headphones: how's everyone? warm here, even with the a/c on cease: grow some for me, born Born on the 38th of Cunegonde: Not to be getting my clever joke in connexion w/the upcoming patriotic orgy? ah,clem: nice here, we had a stor. Bambi: aftermath of "Bill" ... many mosquitoes EricTheFish: I can't sweat! ah,clem: m MoonGoon: Steamy... but enjoyable when contrasted with the entire "spring" season. cease: actually a little cooler here in Vancouver today ah,clem: and just in time too. ah,clem: would be cooler if Bambi would turn on the attic fan. Dr. Headphones: born: i must have missed that joke. but i know there will be plenty to laugh about. many people too dumb to let them go after they light them, etc. some idiot smoking while unloading that truck in florida, 5 dead. same old story every year ah,clem: :) Born on the 38th of Cunegonde: "born on the 4th of July" Bambi: what ... and let them know we were here! No way. LOL (turning on the fan) Dr. Headphones: ah, yes, that makes you "super 'merikan" doesn't it? EricTheFish: Ah, the Born Identity. Ludlum... ah,clem: the 38th was the day George Antrobis invented the wheel. cease: thanks for the canada day post, ken cease: and vancouver celebrated by getting the olympics for some distant year Dr. Headphones: cat: the retort from dex was even better. i literally laughed until i cried at that one Born on the 38th of Cunegonde: Cunegone was a starter log for a burninhg of the faithful IIRC Bambi: That's right ... Happy Canada Day! Born on the 38th of Cunegonde: oi cease: the old firesign FAQ, which may still exist on line, reference that to a thornton wilder play Born on the 38th of Cunegonde: Could never find that ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dexter Fong into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:42 PM, then departs. cease: i would cross reference that to a spike milligan book, later film. ||||||||| Born on the 38th of Cunegonde departs at 9:42 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" MoonGoon: Speak of the devil... Dexter Fong: Dear Friends cease: hi dex Dr. Headphones: spreak of the debbil..... EricTheFish: Hi Dexter... Bambi: with our Independence Day ... I forgot Canada has Canada Day on the first. ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:43 PM and Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. ah,clem: h Dex Dr. Headphones: take off, you hoser! EricTheFish: Spreak Engrish, troop! Bambi: hi yammy Dexter Fong: oi] cease: yeah, we're all on first. damned crowded Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: So here I am in remotely recognizable form Bambi: hi dex cease: take off, for the great white north MoonGoon: A good hosing down would do me a whirled of good. cease: yammi ah,clem: you don't understood 'eh? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: as opsed to "born etc." Dr. Headphones: i forgot it until the 2nd, didn't even have the guts to admit i was wrong. if i had been called on it, probably would have blamed it on a slow email server Bambi: yammy isn't right? it's yammi? MoonGoon: Who wears a took in heat like this? ah,clem: oi Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Just feed me Dr. Headphones: moon over my yammi Dexter Fong: Cat: Grats on the Winter Olympic thingie MoonGoon: Now don't start THAT again... cease: Tuque off, for the great white north Dexter Fong: Enjoy the over crowded traffic etc Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Got my Kitchen Sink page done BTW cease: yeah, my friend is a hocky coach and it will do him a lot of good Dr. Headphones: yam: really liked the republican trading cards ;) EricTheFish: Canadian Winter Olympics, hmmm. Speed skating while throwing darts? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Dunno ifd anyone noticed my post on the NG cease: also finally get a train line built out to the airport, save having to drive. i cant wait Dr. Headphones: powered by labatt's blue ah,clem: yha! Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Eric: Lawn Darts MoonGoon: Curling... Carling... curling... Carling... Dexter Fong: Drinking beer while frying back bacon Dexter Fong: OI: I noticed Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Fying bears while drinking back bacon ah,clem: dring beer back while frying bacon. cease: vancouver is a ridiculously beautiful city, with or without sports EricTheFish: It's in the water... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: That it is cease: i think a lot of people will come for the games and then wonder why they have to go back to anywhere else.
Dexter Fong rasherly throws back some bacon MoonGoon: Van. is on the Canadian Pacific line, is it not? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: to both of the above EricTheFish: I hear B.C. in general is very pretty. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: pretty much Dexter Fong: Moon: Van is also on the Pacific Fault line cease: most of it is mountains though Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: all green and stuff Dr. Headphones: it's not MY fault! MoonGoon: AwkAwkAwk,,, ah,clem: i(n the summer maybe) (VC) EricTheFish: Of course, that was in the pre-columbian period. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Panama red then? cease: yeah lotsa greenery. hint hint MoonGoon: Before VD was invented by native sheepherders EricTheFish: Yukon Bleu. cease: what we used to call The Colombo Plan Mudhead: I've got some good Vt green Dr. Headphones: cat: i've read that there is more pot grown in van than in some central american countries MoonGoon: Yee-hah! let's have a resolution! EricTheFish: Speaking of VT, do you think Dean likes Firesign? Dexter Fong: Head: There's more of mostly everything in Van then in most SA countries ah,clem: let me thing about that... ssshhh,, ah yes it was green...(cough) cease: surrey, which is only one suburb of van (we live in north van, far from surrey) is supposed to have 4000 grow ups, according to police/news types Dr. Headphones: don't know, but he has to have more of a sense of humor than some of the other dems Dexter Fong: Hard to have a sense of humor when you're being slowly smothered by tons of Republican shit Dr. Headphones: of course, willie nelson endorsed kucinich, so he MUST be in favor of legalization! EricTheFish: You know God has a sense of humor... just look around ya... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Nobody has a sense of humor these days Dexter Fong: lol MoonGoon: Kerrey had a sense of humor, but applied a salve to get rid of it. cease: good point, eric Dexter Fong: I did Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I do but it's all juted ah,clem: re -Republican shit,,, but there it is.... EricTheFish: Kerry does ssem pretty deadpan. Bambi: how true eric, how true Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Elephant dung Dexter Fong: Eric: YOu mean Kerry already flashed? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Popular artiste medium Dr. Headphones: oh, for the days of hubert humphrey again..... ah,clem: that too... MoonGoon: One must affect an aroma of seriousness, lest one be taken for a Papoon balloon. EricTheFish: Long way to November 2004. loooong way... Bambi: papoon for pres Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Absolutely Dr. Headphones: eric: it's going to be way TOO long for me EricTheFish: The guaranteed annual year! ah,clem: I would say " far too silly",, but this it the wrong chat for that. Mudhead: he's not insane MoonGoon: Will the light People's party PUT him on again? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Not terrribly relevant to me. Dexter Fong: All the Light people are in prism Dr. Headphones: i just heard the news today on npr (that snakepit of liberalism) that more american teenagers can name the 3 stooges than can name the 3 branches of our government. that's really sad. and they are tomorrow's voters MoonGoon: oooh... ahhhh... (just practicing for tomorrow).. Mudhead: not since the peoples party release of 1992 cease: but it was always like that, ken ah,clem: I am a political agnostic. (I broke the President.) :) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: # Stooges=#branches of gvt Dexter Fong: Head: Those *are* the three branches of government EricTheFish: Grew up near D.C. Loved seeing the Papoon bumper stickers back in the 70's. cease: i went to school in la in 50s-60s and it was no different Dr. Headphones: "vote for curly in '04" MoonGoon: That's a re-release i'd like to see. cease: there's a 3 stooges joke in Red Shift, but i'll spare you Bambi: LOL ... good one ah,clem :) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Cat: that's what's depressing. We're only poorer w/no industry now ah,clem No Party is in Control, so why loose sleep over it? Dr. Headphones: where's merlyn? i was going to compliment him on the animated front page cease: he';s partying with doc and ossman, among others ah,clem: he is busy MoonGoon: He say he no come in until late. ah,clem: right, like that cease: oh, he'll be here? Dr. Headphones: well, he can read it in the toilet, er, the log ah,clem: maybe later MoonGoon: All kids love LOG! ah,clem: he did not promise Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Nov 2k4? EricTheFish: If we get the choices we got the last time. I might just have to make up my own bumper sticker. ah,clem: everyyone wants a LOG Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: What choices? Dr. Headphones: i've got a ferret biting my toes. any suggestions short of killing the little bastard? ah,clem: BLAMMO cease: analogue? MoonGoon: It's better than bad, it's GOOD EricTheFish: Good point, Yam... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Put on shoes, ken Dexter Fong: Head;Feed it to a snake Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Send it to me I want one anyway ah,clem: don't kill him, train him to get beer. MoonGoon: Toe fungus will give the little bastards a pause on yer paws... Dr. Headphones: yeah, yam, i could to that. i'll jsut run him back into the other room and shut the door, i think. he's not mine, so i dare not harm him EricTheFish: Snakes alive. Which way to Goshen? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Exit 124 of NY 17 ah,clem: (or kill snakes at least) Dr. Headphones: goshen is ssw of here about 30 miles :) Bambi: if it's a real ferret and you don't want it ... and not just a kitten in disguise ... we'll take 'em off your toes LOL Dexter Fong: Gosh Goshen is everywhere Dr. Headphones: (the REAL goshen, in indiana) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Pretty much MoonGoon: Ahh, the SoTier Xway... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Quickway in our Neck o the woods EricTheFish: Reel life drama. ah,clem: back when I was a sprout in Indiana... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: "Future IGH 86" Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: IH Dexter Fong: OI EricTheFish: Ah, Hoosier father? Dexter Fong: Bobby Knight Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Father Corona MoonGoon: Yow... hide the folding chairs EricTheFish: Put down the chair, Bobby. This is Texas now... Dexter Fong: ...and fold the hding chairs ah,clem: anyone want to gess the feature film for saturday night on skybird? Or did Bambi give that away already? Bambi: I like kittens but I am wanting a ferret LOL :) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Magic Cristian? Dexter Fong: Bobby Knight ejected from game for dragging official behind a pickup EricTheFish: Can't we get a candidate from New Hampster? MoonGoon: I'm back in a bit... I must make sure the tape machine engages properly.... brb Bambi: didn't tell ... my lips were sealed ah,clem: she wants a ferret, because we have snakes. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I want a ferrett, but don't want to pony the $$$ to get a proper cage Dr. Headphones: bambi: they have a considerable odor about them even if de-scented. you have to bathe them very regularly Bambi: was waiting for you ah,clem: big ones too. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Cute, but Stinky Dr. Headphones: this one was free--owner got fed up with the smell ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dr. Headphones: hey catherwood, where's my bomber? Dexter Fong: Ken: Just strap 'em to the hood of your car and go thru the car wash ah,clem: just trying to bait them. I am very good at that. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: At the Big Boom Boom AFB, Ken EricTheFish: It's there, Dr. H. You just can't see it... Dr. Headphones: yeah, dex! you every tried holding one of them? they squirm more than an unpaid whore ah,clem: LOL Ken Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Named after Boom Boom Bagdad, no longer w/us Bambi: yes, swamp equals mosquitoes, snakes, frogs, newts ... I don't mind the frogs and newts ... but the moquitoes and the snakes ... a girl's gotta draw a line somewhere LOL Dexter Fong: K: I guess you'd know more about that than me, being unemployed and all cease: an interesting turn of phrase, ken EricTheFish: There's a little doogie door dispensing bombers... Dexter Fong: Howser doogie door pal EricTheFish: MD, the state which will fix you. Dr. Headphones: i love similes Dexter Fong: =))))))))))))))))))))))) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: What's the Diagnosis? Dr. Headphones: or was that a metaphor? EricTheFish: And metastophilies... cease: we should be having people wander around our apt, admiring its vistas and making us offers Dr. Headphones: what's the frequency, kenneth? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: The Devil you say MoonGoon: VCR happy... back in the FM again cease: instead, just you folks EricTheFish: A metafive, I believe... Dexter Fong: FM = Free Masonery? cease: is that the line that got dan rather beat up,, ken? Dr. Headphones: cat: wait until 2010 and make a fortune off it MoonGoon: Firesign Mosh EricTheFish: They's not free. They's expensive! Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Jackie Masonry? Dexter Fong: OI! Dr. Headphones: buddy hackett dead, can't be him cease: yeah, but we take possession of new house on sept. 30th so this one cant wait MoonGoon: I got a second hand apron, but I use it to cook with, cease: is buddy hacket dead? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Yes, sqadly EricTheFish: Noone habta be a slave all the time no more... Dexter Fong: Yes Cat and so is Herbie Mann MoonGoon: Expired a couple days ago... Dr. Headphones: ah, i see. you probably could have rented it for a month and made a year's worth of payments from that if you had it during the boom time Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: And Fransisco Franco Dr. Headphones: yeah, cat, couple days ago EricTheFish: Dot Bust cease: true, ken, but not worth the bother Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Just a bummer a minute cease: the flautist? Dexter Fong: Yes Cat Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: The same MoonGoon: I'd love one... are they over on the side table? EricTheFish: Need a skelton of an office building smack dab in downtown Austin? Intel Inside. cease: franco's been dead for decades. you can tell as soon as you get there Dr. Headphones: yeah, i heard about herbie today. 78 or so, quite the olde phart Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: On the Sideboard w/the Calret Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Claret MoonGoon: thought perhaps it was the next burple pill EricTheFish: I wouldn't be flauting that sort of stuff here... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: What the hell IS the "purple pill" anyway? Dexter Fong: Barneyall Dr. Headphones: nexium. for esophageal reflux disease Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: aha MoonGoon: PRILOSEC... the acid reflux refexor Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Shagging pills for all yr ills Dexter Fong: Ken: Is it a disease or a syndrome? Dr. Headphones: they don't cure the disease, only mask the symptoms. EricTheFish: You can buy them in Canada for 1/2 the price. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: It's all made up to make the drugs companies $$$$ Dr. Headphones: dex: i'm still looking for the sindrome--i want to try out my new wheels ||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| ah,clem - dead from the common cold ||||||||| (Mudhead) - dead from dengue fever ||||||||| Bambi - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... MoonGoon: Good question... the docs don't care as long as the pharma reps keep paying the sugar bill Dexter Fong: Whatta reap EricTheFish: They blinded me with SCIENCE! MoonGoon: I guess they didn't pay their bills Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: What ye sow, so shall ye reap Dexter Fong: They deafened me with Sociology cease: what happened? Dr. Headphones: clem and bambi have been having a lot of dial-up problems ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:11 PM and ah,clem steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: what? MoonGoon: and Scientology Dr. Headphones: sociology is NOT a real science Dexter Fong: wb clem Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: oi ah,clem: yes we have, ISP got us again cease: is science real? Dexter Fong: wb oi Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: There is no REAL science EricTheFish: Only if you have two of them. Then it works. ah,clem: only real science MoonGoon: ...is magic ah,clem: Bambi will BRB cease: morse science high Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: It's all made up in smoky backrooms MoonGoon: Oh you mean politics~! ah,clem: those highs Dr. Headphones: if it's high school, it's "smoky" bathrooms Dexter Fong: by ex-nazi rocket jockeys Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Robot's rulkes of order don't apply EricTheFish: Ray Wiley Hubbard's church of the glowing steel guitar. Dr. Headphones: operation paperclip cease: are you guys holding? ah,clem: face ti, we all went to high school. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Arent we out of ex-nazi rocket jockeys YET? MoonGoon: "VEE aims for de moon... und HITZ London Dexter Fong: cat: Why do you want to know cease: you know about that, ken? there's a joke about that on red shift ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:13 PM and Bambi steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. cease: also in a proctor/bergman piece they did for Heat Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: oi Dr. Headphones: no, cat, haven't heard it yet Dexter Fong: wb Bambi EricTheFish: Saw London with the Everly's. Serious drummer. Bambi: ah, those grapes are good ... albeit not as fresh as I like LOL Dr. Headphones: i'm into conspiracy theories on the side, that's a big one Bambi: thanks dex MoonGoon: hammering out the hitz ah,clem: I might be able to air a down samplesd version on sat & sun, at 9 EricTheFish: There's an even bigger conspiracy... Dr. Headphones: bambi's out of the woods Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: ow Bambi: darn ... I missed a good conspiracy theory ... drat ah,clem: as a second feature... EricTheFish: And onto the hood of my car. Mmmmm venison... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Everything is a conspracy Dr. Headphones: double header! yeah!
Dexter Fong leaves for a sec for refill Bambi: did we redial ah,clem? ah,clem: only 2, Dex is a lightweight. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: JUst wait Bambi, here comes another one, just like the other one! ah,clem: yes, Bam MoonGoon: A two-headed aminal... on my dashboard... cease: but they're all like the other one ah,clem: socket was dead Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Next to yr plastic Jesus? EricTheFish: It would sound better with a full orchestra... Dr. Headphones: put your hand on the radio and BE HEALED! cease: i thought that was jesus, moon Bambi: oh, ok MoonGoon: must have been sniffing the methylene chloride EricTheFish: And my masonite gun rack... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: With the look of imitation wood cease: jackie mason has a rack? Dr. Headphones: ersatz walnuts in my underwear.... EricTheFish: Brought us to this perfect day. cease: better than iraq, no doubt MoonGoon: naugahyde can be most excruciating in weather like this... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Cat, yes, but you DON'T want to see it EricTheFish: By Chinese. Dr. Headphones: the rt. rev. sport trenderberg (sp?) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: You may go blind and mad cease: the friesigns did a jack poet ad riffing on naugahyde Dr. Headphones: not much better than a blind madman cease: the shaw of armenia tries to buy a vw EricTheFish: The Mexicans are losing jobs to the Chinese, who are losing jobs to the Vietnamese, etc, etc. MoonGoon: you can tell the real nauga by the peeling sound it makes Dr. Headphones: and we're losing troops to the iraqis :( Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: What happens when we run out of 3rd world ppl to exploit? cease: peeing? ah,clem: Cat, your thoughts on a double feature? cease: get another world, yam EricTheFish: I trapped a Nauga the other day. Had to let him go, though. He was over the limit. Dexter Fong: Ken: Trndleberg Dexter Fong: Trendleberg MoonGoon: Wouldn't hurt that finish one little bit... go ahead and let fly. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Trendelenburg? cease: a double feature, ah? Dr. Headphones: ok, dex, tnx. i was close (but that doesn't count, now, does it? only to 10) cease: you mean playing 2 firesign albums? ah,clem: is only at 22.5 so no one can get a "working copy" Dexter Fong: Ken: Horseshoes and handgrenades ah,clem: no fire and shift EricTheFish: The Founding Fathers. Patriots or Hopheads? ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Mudhead in through the front door at 10:20 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Better than coke addicts ah,clem: wb Mud Dr. Headphones: muddy's back :) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: oi Dexter Fong: io Mudhead: and he's beeyutifull! MoonGoon: Wishin' he had a drink-a Dr. Headphones: i'm drinking folgers (black and hot, just like my women!) Mudhead: Doc sez im gonna be impotent ah,clem: cheers Moon... (just taunting you) MoonGoon: Where's that butleer, Rotonoto? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Maxwell Haus here Mudhead: might as well look impotent he he Dr. Headphones: moonie: he's in maryland Dexter Fong: Im drinking vodka and water...cool and clear...just like *my* women EricTheFish: You can pee right in to the stream... And that's important. ah,clem: invisibale?
Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto has no women Dr. Headphones: everybody sing along: "BACK TO THE SHADOWS, AGAIN......" Dexter Fong: Not to me Clem (leers) EricTheFish: I'll take two bales. I have a big horse. Mudhead: save the bales EricTheFish: Save the skeets! Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Can you say "Indian" re american aboriginals anymore? MoonGoon: Not on N PR Dr. Headphones: you can lead a horse to water, and a horticulture..... ||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd in through the front door at 10:24 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. EricTheFish: I love my people. Pulll! llanwydd: evenin Dr. Headphones: hey, llan Bambi: hi llanwydd Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: oi EricTheFish: Howdy Dexter Fong: Hiya Il ah,clem: hi LI Mudhead: hi llanwydd: what's the topic tonight? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I thin "Kung Fu Fighting(the song)" is PIC now too MoonGoon: Foing! (there goes a new pair of shoes...) EricTheFish: L, are you Welsh by any chance? Dr. Headphones: moebius strip: which side are YOU on? Dexter Fong: No he's Welsh on purpose llanwydd: I'm of Welsh extraction EricTheFish: Yessss, Dr. H! Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Turned ito a Scotsman MoonGoon: loust welscher EricTheFish: More frugal that way. Bambi: just a little Mutt here ... Heinz 57 ah,clem: topic is fuss at ah,clem until he plays something good on saturday night. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: mach Wesh! llanwydd: A Welsh extraction is when you get your tooth pulled in Cardiff ah,clem: or a rabbit MoonGoon: lost squelch... Dexter Fong: or a Gerbil Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: That's a rare bit Dexter Fong: and a bit of the old "all right" EricTheFish: Crumbhunger's my name. Frugal's the game here in Edinborough. Bambi: it's all good ... FST :) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Hubba Hubba Dr. Headphones: man in restaurant asks blonde waitress: "is the beef rare?" she replies, "like no, we have it every day." EricTheFish: Shades of Oprah suing Texas beef moguls. llanwydd: I understand Ossman showed up just after I left last week ah,clem: yup. Dr. Headphones: yeah, llan, i heard the same thing after i left. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Long after I split MoonGoon: straight from the shadows... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: natch Bambi: yeah ... nice visit too Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: They hate me, I think llanwydd: I wish I had stuck around Dr. Headphones: was he red? Bambi: yes, he was red ah,clem: just missed him, and he was right into the conversation, MoonGoon: he became reddened... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I am, but don't tell anybody ah,clem: had a good time. Dr. Headphones: commie martyr Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: well Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: quasi ah,clem: high school MoonGoon: ripened on the vine of knowledge llanwydd: It was really funny when that guy imerpesonated Austin a few weeks ago Dr. Headphones: is a quasi-red a green? MoonGoon: pink... Dexter Fong: Ken: More like a maroon EricTheFish: Steven Fuller? Dr. Headphones: llan: i thikn that was really him, he just wasn't signed in properly llanwydd: i mean impersonated EricTheFish: Lots of people impersonating him. MoonGoon: Impersonalized ah,clem: Cat, you still with us, you never answered my question yes or no. Dr. Headphones: merlyn seemed to think it was him, he turned him red as if by magic Dr. Headphones: cat's probably watching a baseball game llanwydd: no it wasn't Austin, it was a guy named Justynn ah,clem: is fading fast.... EricTheFish: Which one's pink? MoonGoon: Ouch,,, that cat's too close to the bone Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Ya know one day I'm gonna call into one of these AM talk shows and lay some anarcist stuff on them, just to see what happens Dr. Headphones: you mean merl had the wool pulled over his eyes by (gasp!) an impostor? sounds like a case for ... nick danger! Dexter Fong: Yam: Betcha you don't get past the screener and certainly not past the 7 sec delay ah,clem: well, thought it was a well placed question, coming from me, anyway. Mudhead: i'm fadin MoonGoon: Ashcraft will have the men in black at your door before you can hang up the laundry ah,clem: sure he will read log. EricTheFish: Anarchists give serious demonstrators a bad name. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I have to look legit Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Bah Dr. Headphones: yam: i'm on an anarchist mailing list :) Dexter Fong: ah, clem: Please repeat that question as an answer Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Depends on which ones EricTheFish: Trashing McDs won't solve anything. ||||||||| klokwkdoggerel sneaks in around 10:33 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." Dr. Headphones: i have very varied tastes ah,clem: hi klock Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: No, violence is counterproductive Dr. Headphones: hey klok Dexter Fong: Ken: Don't feel flattered, they mail it to random addresses llanwydd: howdy klok Dexter Fong: Hiya klok Dr. Headphones: dex: this one is email, double opt-in Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Nonviolence is much more effective as it confuses peoplwe and pisses them off klokwkdoggerel: hi folx i'm inured and car messup and can't do much other than say how really miserable i am ;-> EricTheFish: Who let the dawg in? Bambi: hi klok Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Sorry, Klok Dr. Headphones: uh oh, klok, very sorry to hear that. you survived, how bout the car? EricTheFish: MLK used non-violence. Dr. Headphones: and was it insured? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Worked, too Mudhead: i'm gonna kick back and let the drugs take effect, later all Dexter Fong: Mary Lou Kenner? Dr. Headphones: yeah, mlk and gandhi both bought the farm with a bullet klokwkdoggerel: separate items - car alt and batt died in l. lane of expressway in holiday traffic Dexter Fong: Night Mud Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: yow Dr. Headphones: mud: enjoy it :) MoonGoon: S'long Mud... klokwkdoggerel: nite M Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: nite mud Bambi: night mudhead Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Sling it, mud llanwydd: wanna run lines? <> ah,clem: btw Dr. H., thanks for the great news bit in email, Bambi may find a way to include in FNL news, as it is just that type of story. Dr. Headphones: ah, so you weren't injured in a crash or anything. good ||||||||| Mudhead leaves to catch the 10:36 PM train to Hellmouth. klokwkdoggerel: and prior to that i stepped on glass and got stitches, which i overstressed dealing with waving oncoming traffic off w/flashlight Bambi: yes, great article MoonGoon: He was inured to injury Dr. Headphones: clem: you can thank klok for turning me on to cringely Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: ow MoonGoon: BRB... must check VCR Dr. Headphones: klok's a good goy, er, guy :) ah,clem: ok, Dr. H. Bambi: thanks klok ... I have read cringely many times ... does he have a mailing list for when his articles come out? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: oy the goyim Dexter Fong: klok: Once had alt and bat die immediately after pulling through toll booth onto NYS freeway klokwkdoggerel: so pocketbuch and foot really hurting rite now - hope everyone else's having a wonderful holiday (if loyal Americans) EricTheFish: At least it wasn't the CHIP. klokwkdoggerel: wow, Dex! llanwydd: which freeway? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: No, disloyal, here Dr. Headphones: yeah, i'm on the list. instructions should be on that page somewhere. can try to dredge it out of my trash if you want it again Dexter Fong: New York state Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Thruway Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I live there Dr. Headphones: klok: bombs are bursting in air all around me, and the flag still waves ah,clem: I can tell Bam, np, Dr. klokwkdoggerel: Merritt pkway at about 8:40PM at nite in heavy traffic (actually better than lite( llanwydd: NYS 87? 81? 88? Dexter Fong: heh heh =) right, apparently i'm in an altered state Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Merritt/Jesus Bambi: proud to be an american ... even with its faults ... it's a great place to live. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Thruway's 87/90 ah,clem: and you should be thankful, Dex EricTheFish: Alterations are available at your local dry cleaning store. klokwkdoggerel: it could've been worse - i could have lost it in the West Rock tunnel... llanwydd: yes it is Dr. Headphones: yes, bambi. country is still great (even if some of the leadership sucks donkeys) Dexter Fong: What exit would Jesus take? Bambi: but I do have concerns that don't go away ... but it is our Independence Day celebration :) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: IH 81 and 88 are freeways llanwydd: 90 goes to Boston klokwkdoggerel: the last exit to Brooklyn? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: IH 478 Dr. Headphones: i'm waiting for the UFO to show up one of these years.... ah,clem: I have done dry cleaning, and it does wash your brains. Dexter Fong: Hugh got it klok EricTheFish: See the PBS/Burns special on the Statue? Pretty good. Bambi: a little carbona hurts anyone Bambi: LOL Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Hung out in seagull wind to dry Dr. Headphones: no, eric, and i meant to watch it too. ah,clem: perchrolorethelene (sp) klokwkdoggerel: i'll c u all nxt week, same firetime, same firestation. keep 'em flyin' and don't smoke anything i wouldn't ;-) Dexter Fong: Bambi: But everyone loves spaghetti carbonara EricTheFish: Means something. Even if the French gave it to us. Dr. Headphones: it only damages the brain cells it touches.... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: oi Bambi: ah, is that what that is LOL Dr. Headphones: later, klok, and hope you feel better quickly EricTheFish: By dawg. Dexter Fong: Night klok, feel better Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: yes Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: tay off the merrit! Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: ha! Bambi: I make a mean spaghetti :) Dexter Fong: otay ||||||||| "Hey klokwkdoggerel!" ... klokwkdoggerel turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:41 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Bambi: night klok EricTheFish: Did you come here for an argument? llanwydd: I'm wondering if anyone besides me saw FST at Town Hall in New York City in 1981. EricTheFish: Or would you like a holiday? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: i wish Dr. Headphones: nope, llan, never been on the ground in nyc EricTheFish: MPFC Dexter Fong: Night Klok...it glows in the dark so you never have to feel quite alone Bambi: my last visit to NYC was in 1973 Dexter Fong: I missed part of that decade Il Bambi: and that was the second and last visit LOL Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I pop down now and again EricTheFish: New York, New Orc, ya gotta choose one... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Too young to really enjoy the 70's Bambi: I'm an army brat that hates the city Dexter Fong: Hey Bambi: We're part of amaerica too (pouts) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Did get laid a lot just the same Bambi: LOL ... yeah, I know EricTheFish: Bambi: Ever been to Arcosanti in AZ? llanwydd: they did Nick Danger and a lot of Lawyer's Hospital llanwydd: and ben bland ||||||||| Catherwood escorts Elayne in through the front door at 10:44 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: AZ 69 junction on IH 17-acrosanti ah,clem: is that Mr. Idol, or just some one who likes his material? Bambi: but we did get NYC and Philadelphia TV at the Jersey Shore Dr. Headphones: hello, ms. e! Dexter Fong: Jeeze Il: I think I did see that show, they did the 8 shoes too? Bambi: hi elayne Elayne: Hi Dr H! Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: E EricTheFish: Exactement, Yam. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: oi Elayne: Hey Yam! Dexter Fong: Hey E ah,clem: hi E Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Yes ah,clem: or e! Elayne: Hello Clem, Dex! ah,clem: or !E
Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto is a bit hung up on roads llanwydd: you live on the shore in NJ, Bambi? Elayne: Would have been here sooner but I've been sleeping since 7 PM... Dr. Headphones: clem: is that one of those african languages with the clicks? cease: cat is in real estate land. hi el ah,clem: never know on this chat... Elayne: Real estate land, Cat? What, trying to make a killing before the 2010 Olympics? Dexter Fong: OBCY must be a Roads Scholar Bambi: actually lived there Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Clicks? then we must Flee! Bambi: from about 7 till I was about 30 ah,clem: was bash, a simple englis schoolboy's code. EricTheFish: No joke. Know the crane operator around '74. Elayne: I lived in Jersey about the same time period, from 7 through 25. llanwydd: I grew up in Hackettstown Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Buddy Hackettstown? Bambi: wow E ... amazing ... what area? EricTheFish: We're all Buddy's here. Bambi: ah, ok not too far Elayne: Roselle. Union County. Bambi: we were in Toms River Elayne: My parents live near Toms River now, Bambi. Dexter Fong: Bambi you mean what exit Bambi: "Bennies Go Home" LOL Elayne: They're in Bayville. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: That only applies to NJTP Bambi: I used to rent a house in Bayville Bambi: and also in Ocean Gate Dexter Fong: Garden state too Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: GSP has too many junctios and toll barriers Elayne: Yeah, Bambi, life is cheap there. Which of course explains why my parents live there. ah,clem: re - ah, ok not too far... from what... what did I do now? EricTheFish: These are cottonwoods. Dexter Fong: Hey man, lay off the junctios llanwydd: I used to go to Asbury Park and Ocean Grove in the summer Bambi: cheap by comparison to the city maybe LOL Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I don' ah,clem: I know what you meant amigo.... Elayne: Well, cheap by comparison to northern Jersey (the vicinity of NYC), yeah. EricTheFish: I'll take two chords. Make it a C note and I'll take the case! llanwydd: I've been to Atlantic City before the casinos Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: see how ppl live in the city Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: that's weird Elayne: Let's put it this way, I could afford to live in a house in Bayville now, but I don't have the money for anything around here. Bambi: Asbury Park and Ocean Grove ... nice areas Dr. Headphones: speaking of tolls, i just took a friend to ohare in chicago tuesday night. i hope i never seen another toll plaza ||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dave close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:48 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary. Elayne: Hope everyone stayed away from the LaGuardia Airport area today... ah,clem: hi Dave Elayne: Hi Dave! Dr. Headphones: hey dave llanwydd: I like the boardwalk Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Illinois loves those toll plazas Dexter Fong: Hey Dave EricTheFish: Evenin' Dave Dave: hey folks, if you don't have it, get Miles Davis' Bitches Brew and smoke some dope Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: E: I heard Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Dave, oi Bambi: we used to go to Seaside (off season) Dr. Headphones: dave: only thing by him i have is "sketches of spain". an excellent jazz/classical fusion Bambi: those toll plazas are the pits Elayne: Mind you, it's not unusual for flares to be found in a car around the fourth of July, but an abandoned rental? EricTheFish: Or try some Gene Krupa for a few years. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Bitches Brew is a must have Bambi: just about the time you get your speed up another toll LOL Bambi: we used to go to Island Heights for the fireworks when I was a child Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: NYST is better, plazas at the junctions Elayne: Bambi, the tolls are the price you pay for NJ being a non-public-transit state. Dr. Headphones: they are charging $5 for fireworks here tomorrow night. but i'm only 1/2 mile from airport, so i can sit on front porch and watch Dexter Fong: Hey Man, watch those junctions too
Elayne used to commute by public transit from north Jersey into NYC. Bambi: well, now we live in Virginia ... where they tax the heck out of ya from all directions Elayne: Isn't someone here going to Mystic tomorrow? I seem to recall that from a couple weeks ago, someone mentioned it. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Hey you got New Jersy Transit Elayne: Oh, that's going on pretty much everywhere in GWB's America, Bambi. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I use that odften Dexter Fong: Im going Mystical for the weekend Elayne: NJ Transit is like a sort of afterthought, Yam. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Wait, where's my TAX CUT? Bambi: it was happening well before the current gov't cease: i like the sound of that, dex llanwydd: Anybody hear about any Rhino Re-issues or any new FST CDs? Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: E: I find it useful Elayne: It's great if you live in those little corridors between NYC and Philly. Elayne: But most people drive to the train stations in the first place. :) Dexter Fong: Yeah Cat: Going out in the woods with some of them trapper monks and catch ferrets Bambi: take the train to the plane ... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: True-I have to drive 50 mi to catch NJ transit Elayne: Llan, I got an e-mail about new releases. I mentioned it on my blog last Sunday. Dexter Fong: Il: Newest is Ossmans How Time Flys Elayne: Well, there you are, Yam. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I have friends in trenton Elayne: Yep, I listened to it on Sunday, Dex, as I mentioned to you on the phone Tuesday. Elayne: Have we determined who that DJ was? Dr. Headphones: dex: that's my last lp to digitize. i have two copies and have to lsiten to both to figure out which one sounds the best EricTheFish: HTF rocks. Dexter Fong: Yam: Like that's as good as I've got friends in the Barrio llanwydd: I have HTF on cassette
Elayne has two copies of HTF, one a test pressing. :) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I got friends in the Burrito EricTheFish: Wellll. Homeboy Dex! What's happenin my man... llanwydd: I wish I could have seen the cover art Dexter Fong: Elayane: If it was only a test pressing, was there anything on the record? Bambi: ah,clem received his as a gift ... a pristine vinyl copy of HTF from a close friend (from his HS days) Elayne: It's neat, it's by Joe Garnett. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Eric: more like Oye Vendejo! Dr. Headphones: bambi: with the diorama intact? Bambi: no! Dexter Fong: 'Ric my man: Check out my bling bling, got it from lil Kim Dr. Headphones: one of mine has it, one doesn't Bambi: darn it was missing Elayne: I don't remember if I've ever actually played that one, Dex. It's probably the same as the actual release. But the cover's blank (white). EricTheFish: Ou allez vouz? Bambi: pristine vinyl and cover though Elayne: I have no diorama, though. :( Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Allez oup!
Bambi :( EricTheFish: Doans Pills will take care of that. Dr. Headphones: e: the test pressing is probably very much better or very much worse than the actual production run Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I have no Diorama, either Elayne: I think DO might have given me the test pressing because he knew I didn't have a diorama. Dave: still here but got shit going on, haven't even read anything yet Bambi: the cover talks about the diorama though ... I checked Dexter Fong: OBCY: You reeeally gonna get it you keep messing wid me vato Dr. Headphones: am i the only diorama left east of the missississississippi? Dave: so why am I here? um... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Not me man Bambi: could be ken Elayne: Dr H, I suggest you make copies of that diorama! :) Dexter Fong: Ken: you got a 50% chance to be right Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Dave, cos you like us Dr. Headphones: dave: that's a question philosophers have struggled with for millennia ah,clem: does anyone? I thought that was a refrence to the recording its self. Dexter Fong: I got the diaorama, lucky I had my immodium wid me Dr. Headphones: "insert tab 'a' into slot 'b'" Bambi: no, it was supposed to have a fold out diarama Dave: yes, you all are great, dig the trumpeter in the sky man EricTheFish: If you live in Texas you've got to have the fiddlers in the band, er, no wait.... Dr. Headphones: i actually assembled it the other day. wish i had some 3-d glasses with which to view it ;) ah,clem: ok, I have seen many copies but not that. Dexter Fong: It did have one but all you cheap bastiges snaked your copies and didn't get one, nyah myah ah,clem: take some photos and post on web, Ken cease: dave, do you have How Time Flies? EricTheFish: Firesign needs online downloads. Dr. Headphones: clem: i don't have a site to post on, but would forward to someone who does cease: if so, i'll send you interview with ossman about it Bambi: can you take a picture of it set up ken and send it to us sometime? ah,clem: wb cat, Bambi: wb cat Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: cat\ Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: oi cease: well, i still have potential customers milling about in the living room ah,clem: can't you answer my question, yes or no. EricTheFish: Listen.com or something like that. MoonGoon: I hate VCRs... got nailed by the difference between SP & SLP. AAAARRRARRRGGGHH Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: yes Elayne: Go for it, Cat. Dexter Fong: Cat: No more wine and cheese for 'em Dr. Headphones: bambi: will do, from different angles, and the unassembled parts too Dexter Fong: lol Ken cease: they're japanese. Fumiyo and I can't say bad things about them behind their backs ah,clem: great DR. Bambi: hi to everyone in Cat's living room :) Dr. Headphones: moon: you can't tape a 3 hr show on a 2 hr tape without knowing the difference. i've done that too Bambi: excellent! Bambi: thanks ken! Dexter Fong: Do you speak Bocche Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: oi you lot ah,clem: houi! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. cease: my russian speaking realtor is dealing with them. i'm talking to YOU EricTheFish: Gore. No white person shall be left behind. Elayne: Dex, it's like a second language to him. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Let them know I'm ripping off their culture Dexter Fong: Moon: Get the 8 hour tapes, they're little more more money maybe, but way less worries Dr. Headphones: the russo-japanese war of 1905 EricTheFish: Pretty good SNL. cease: my fave, ken Bambi: of course, I speak Bochi, it's like a second language to me... cease: if it werent for that war, i'd never have been born Dexter Fong: Whizzer White: No gored person shall be picked up Dr. Headphones: prelude to "the war to end all wars" in 1914 Dr. Headphones: sakhalin was such a prize..... Dexter Fong: Then Bambi: YOu must be a 'Bot EricTheFish: Boomadrol, for Sino Soviet releaf. Elayne: Bambi, you can't fool me, you have a bad motivator. ah,clem: se' be oui, Bambi? MoonGoon: I was trying to get cute by wedging an episode of R&S in between the first week's new episode and the classic stuff whic hwas on later in the tape... at SLP. BUT... I set this week up for SP by mistake... and blew away "space madness".... Now I must wait until the old stuff is out on DVD... woe is me. cease: Fumiyo's father was captured there, spent next 2 years in the gulag Bambi: C3P0 at your service LOL Dr. Headphones: speaking of dvd, i got spam mail today for full set of monty python. 15 disks, $200 Bambi: and this is my counterpart R2D2 ah,clem: BRB EricTheFish: That's why we need a real internet download service.
Dexter Fong whispers to Luke, "Use your power and get that 'Bot outta here" Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: moon: ack! ah,clem: back, EricTheFish: Eat or Beee Eeeaten.... Elayne: I'm sorry, these are not the droids we're looking for. Bambi: LOL ... get thee behind me ... (just a little argument with my co-pilot) ah,clem: watching Martin Sgt. Dexter Fong: R2D2 = Right two, Down too...Ha! EricTheFish: Grid is my co-pilot. MoonGoon: Serves me right for not just popping in a fresh tape.. oh well, at least I got to view it once. Bambi: good one E cease: how's it going, el? ah,clem: had a Barney rap, was mildly funny. Bambi: ah Dr. Headphones: tapes are cheap, but i try to squeeze as much on one as possible too EricTheFish: I used to have Barnycles as well. Painful to have them removed. Elayne: Well, Cat. Rob got some more piecework today. Nothing regular yet but enough to keep paying the bills. Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Where is this R&S biz to be happening? ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Ovid Dossman into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mumbles something about 11:06 PM, then departs. cease: good to hear, el cease: ovid? MoonGoon: On the "new" TNN... a cable offering EricTheFish: Walter, this is Walter... Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Ha Dr. Headphones: ovid: ancient roman poet. Bambi: hi ovid Elayne: Hey, it's the living diorama himself. Ovid Dossman: i'm a love god Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Oh cease: that's metamorphically absurd, man Dexter Fong: I love your poetry Ms. Dossman cease: oh, how can you be in 2 places at once, when youre Dexter Fong: Where's your Valet, Cato the Elder EricTheFish: Nothing like a ferrari dino to make you understand what color you are. Ovid Dossman: i pink therfore I am man EricTheFish: I love the band. Rowing away... MoonGoon: You not reddened? Ovid Dossman: hey dino have some vino Dr. Headphones: pliny the younger and cato the elder eloped together Dexter Fong: Uh-oh, trouble for the Yamster...There's anly room enough in ths chat room for one pink Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Cato got institutionalized Dave: oh to think of it all, yes, all of it, every little part of it, no clue what's going on EricTheFish: Vino, paisain! ah,clem: slurp... Bambi: dave is back from the 'dim' Ovid Dossman: nore floyd if you can barret Dexter Fong: Ken: Another decemberus-Mayus wedding Dr. Headphones: dim sung with lobster sauce Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: OIr ferret EricTheFish: Pass the dim sum... Ovid Dossman: the mayus calendar ran out of time Dexter Fong: By God, we've been mooned Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: What is the sum of Din? EricTheFish: How much is that doggie in the windows? cease: the mayans got caught in the box of time MoonGoon: Better than running out of mayo EricTheFish: Thank Grid... Bambi: so that's what happened to the Mayans ... hope we don't run out of calendars LOL Dexter Fong: Maya tooki? ah,clem: amazing how time flies... cease: there's actually a funny joke about that in Box of Time. Ovid Dossman: yes virginia there is a miracle whip Dr. Headphones: mayan calendar runs out in dec. 2012. the world will end then, be prepared MoonGoon: I won't touch that Miracle whip Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I had a mayan calendar for my Palm, it keot crashiung EricTheFish: War is Peace. Ignorance is strength... Bambi: ham on rye and hold the mayo ||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... cease: ive been reading terrence mckinna. he was far too obsessed with mayan calendars, among other things Dr. Headphones: and don't let the miracle whip touch you either (unless you're into pain) Dave: ok ham on five hold the mayow Dexter Fong: So..Ovid is into S&M....call captain equimox Bambi: pewmonia got illanwydd ... long live illanwydd cease: but we're both in paul krassner's new book Ovid Dossman: reap the beeper, cell the phone Dr. Headphones: great person, cat, i have that book too. love it EricTheFish: I had a Mayan once. An Aztec twice, and a Cherokee SUV. cease: you have krassner's new book? it's only been out a short time Ovid Dossman: how krass of you MoonGoon: A merc Montclair! Bambi: had an Aztec sound card once cease: paul is peddling it thru his website. Elayne: Well, he would. Dr. Headphones: never read anything by krassner Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I had a Trabant cease: krassner is great cease: from The Realist to his latest stuff Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: I have a CD of his Ovid Dossman: he's peddling his bike piddling his book Elayne: Hey, if you're going to piddle please do it in the bucket. cease: he did some gig in utah with peter bergman a few weeks ago cease: still doing standup cease: still doing standup Bambi: any of his writings (krassner) available for reading on the web (excerpts)? Ovid Dossman: sire a realist Dexter Fong: 'heres an echo in here ah,clem: Skybird radio's "a few minutes with Firesign Theate" will air at 9 pm on saturday, and again at 9 on sunday, for those who have a life. (www.skybirdradio.org) Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto: Echo poem
Elayne has about 10 years' worth of The Realist stored away somewhere. Ovid Dossman: echo from bunny man? cease: he's a friend of harry shearer and did at least one Le Show EricTheFish: Pissboy? Dexter Fong: Ovid: and raise a thnkless child Bambi: everyone welcome :) EricTheFish: Like Mel alot... Elayne: Oh, that was YOU, ah clem? I was trying to figure out who that DJ was last Sunday. cease: good to hear, ah clem cease: the more firesign on the radio, or web, or wherever, the better Bambi: yep ... that was ah,clem AKA JimmyLee Ovid Dossman: shear his hair ah,clem: and if Cat ever answers my question, there may be a second feature. Bambi: LOL cease: what question? ||||||||| Catherwood says "11:14 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Obscured By Clouds Yamamoto by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Ovid Dossman: or a short subject EricTheFish: You can't Torquemada nothin'! Bambi: what was the second for the double feature ... I lost track>? cease: actually krassner has several albums which would be great on skybird radio Ovid Dossman: Time Lost Bambi: sounds like good fun cat EricTheFish: Isley Brothers Dexter Fong: is momentum gained ah,clem: Cat: want Red Shift to be aired in 22.5 as a second feature? Ovid Dossman: The Lost Whirlwind Ovid Dossman: i wanna Testify EricTheFish: of Babylon MoonGoon: A drink... a drink... octane! cease: you mean part of it one week, another part the next week? Dexter Fong: The Little White Cloud That Cryed cease: that would work. it worked for dickens Ovid Dossman: let's part another week ah,clem: if so, please send a set up piece,(short) for me t read. to jim@jim-fran.com Dexter Fong: Weak part = Combover EricTheFish: (Kellerman) "You wanna nipponese?" Bambi: the whole thing in one sitting right ah,clem? cease: yeah, i have to start making shorter plays MoonGoon: Isn't that a toidy tissue? cease: will do, ah EricTheFish: Oh, Brewster.... Ovid Dossman: play short stop Bambi: 22.5 is the mp3 type ah,clem: k, tks, Cat Dr. Headphones: well, dear friends, after 11 here in the yeastern zone, think i'll call it a night. see ya later :) Ovid Dossman: 45 caliber with the hole in the middle Bambi: night ken Elayne: Night Dr H! Bambi: great to see you MoonGoon: S'long Ken,,, cease: by ken ah,clem: see ya laterKen Dexter Fong: Night Ken and Happy listening to the program of (my) chooice Dr. Headphones: yep, i'm still listening to all of them :) Bambi: hope to see you friday too :) Dr. Headphones: g'nite Bambi: if you have time ||||||||| Dr. Headphones leaves to catch the 11:18 PM train to Hellmouth. Ovid Dossman: but not charlie Chan, said the sly Fox EricTheFish: Saturday Night Special - one of the few really good songs Skynard did. cease: look at the hellmouth on that gift horse Elayne: ah clem, if you want to see my write-up of last Sunday, it's on my blog (from duh, June 29). Ovid Dossman: dancing teeth? MoonGoon: Despite the fans, Chan is still derivative. Dexter Fong: That horse is from the High Desert Elayne: I'm trying to get the URL now but my blog isn't loading. :( cease: the unpaid whore line wins best i've heard tonight, ken EricTheFish: Gift Horse - Geronimo's Cadillac Bambi: what's the address for your blog E? Bambi: would love to see it Dexter Fong: Ken gone boss cease: take me back Ovid Dossman: thy blogg is clogged as a bog EricTheFish: Sagebrush Symphony - exxcellllent Elayne: Bambi, the main address is http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com Dexter Fong: Must be the Wogs Elayne: I'm trying to get the specific URL for the How Time Flys entry... Bambi: thanks Elayne: Ah, there we go. Elayne:http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2003_06_01_elayneriggs_archive.html#105693820754006457 Dave: ok, I can finally read all that is flowing past the screen, same there's only one screen reader to feed me al of this ah,clem: ok, E, will check log for blog. ah,clem: hope it was nice. EricTheFish: sorry dave Ovid Dossman: only half a bee Bambi: LOL Dave: no one's falt 'cept my useless eyes and the little black box on the corner of my desk Ovid Dossman: check bog for log Elayne: My pages have been loading super-slow today. Wonder if it's because of that supposed "hacker contest"? ah,clem: that's the guys acrodd the pond, but still funny.... EricTheFish: Well, at least the girls are golden... in Phoenix MoonGoon: That's sp'osed to be on Sundae... cease: do you have How Time Flys, dave? Elayne: Moon, I think they're practicing. :) Ovid Dossman: fleece 'em Dave: golden chicks, hmmm....gotta see this, er...wait Dexter Fong: if they can't take a flock MoonGoon: Flock it! EricTheFish: bhaaaaa rain Dave: no I don't Cat, though it does fly every second Ovid Dossman: Jason and Argos done did the dirty deed MoonGoon: Manor's Space garage... where everything is truly NOT INSANE... cease: you can now order it. ossman's signing copies at that mark time convention. Dexter Fong: The bhaaaaa rain, on the terain, falls mainly on the Iran...ians Bambi: nice writeup E Bambi: enjoyed it EricTheFish: or anything you might not want to not cease: i dont want to send you the interview i'm sending ah,clem by ossman about HTF until you hear it. spoilers, etc Ovid Dossman: Chasin Robots into the sunset? Elayne: Thanks Bambi! EricTheFish: lisner eraly 70's Dexter Fong: Those Chasin Robots are sandborn EricTheFish: that's early
Bambi :) MoonGoon: Chock Ful o' Nuts (and bolts) ah,clem: is a great piece, and wh I featured it on first show, (HTF) Elayne: That was your first show, Jim? Dave: hope that msg to Cat didn't go astray, I know we've had problems like that in the past, if it did, whoever got it, ignore it Elayne: Not bad for a debut!! Bambi: (thanks cat :) Ovid Dossman: later than you think ah,clem: but now we go bck in time.... Dexter Fong: Im a slow thinker EricTheFish: The women of the Gentelmanly South! Elayne: I'll vouch for that! Dexter Fong: of Dexter Fong: americans Dexter Fong: club EricTheFish: that's gentleman
Bambi was very proud of ah,clem :) Ovid Dossman: slow talkers of America ah,clem: yes, mahm,,, Dexter Fong: member Dexter Fong: in Dexter Fong: absentia cease: how time flys is my fave non-group firesign disc, as i told ossman last week hereabouts EricTheFish: Yes, Lord Vader. cease: they're all good, but....
Dexter Fong refills ah,clem: I featured i because I got to talk to Dave, briefly, cease: good idea, dex Bambi: I look forward to hearing some of the other individual productions as well Ovid Dossman: reefer fill one for me cease: have you thought about interviewing him for your radio show, ah? Dave: can someone give me a summary of the HTF CD before I go spending what little money I have on it? MoonGoon: Absentia... wasn't that one of Caesar's wives? Ovid Dossman: Tales of the old detective tops 'em all EricTheFish: Buy American. Buy Firesign. Bambi: HTF is the only individual production I've heard ... and of course I thought originally it was just another FST ... since they were all in it :) Bambi: shows how wrong someone can be LOL Ovid Dossman: Nix on 4th NPR reject
Dexter Fong is fullfilled Elayne: Dave: Astronaut returns from mission to find no one cares. Or do they? Bambi: have been reading everything on the web about FST and doing some major catch up EricTheFish: From the island of Bermuda. We present... Elayne: Bambi, sounds like me about 15-20 years ago. Played major catch-up. EricTheFish: To Grid's wrath with NPR. MoonGoon: So it was the Nix who nixed it... I thought it had the trappings of a plumber's job... Ovid Dossman: Major Ketchup Col Mustard ah,clem: I can air las week's special on SkyBird adio, at a late night time of your choice, if you want to record or stay up, Dav, and HTF as the feature piece. cease: anyone know why npr nixed show? Bambi: I am so glad we found out they were still creating new material and have never stopped! I feel like I missed out on so much ... EricTheFish: Buzz Aldrin? Hmmm? The first rasta on the moon? Everything we know... Elayne: Cat, they probably didn't think it was funny, just like Thanksgiving. MoonGoon: Apparently Mayor P'nisnose got a little too close to the truth... Dexter Fong: Dave: HTF is IMO the *most* personal of all the side efforts of the FST...not that that's bad...just rather different than all the other material, again, IMO Bambi: thankfully there are some great resources on the web to help :) cease: not for more political reasons, el? Elayne: NPR is not exactly a liberal bastion any more. Ovid Dossman: which is incromprehensle , like thumbs down Dave: I'd gladly take that offer AH but I'm on dialup cease: compared to what, el? Ovid Dossman: maybe it wasn't funny? Nawwwww Elayne: Cat, compared to all those pirate stations the FCC is shutting down. :) ah,clem: Dave, is a dialup feed. 22.5 mp3, can listen with winanp. MoonGoon: I get the feeling the snoots in suits don't particularly think ANY of it is funny... cease: aha Dave: Cat read your private messages please if you haven't ah,clem: that is why 22.5 Cat Dexter Fong: OD: It was funny...wasn't sure if it was misspelling mo intended =)) cease: i didnt receive a private message, dave Dexter Fong: or Elayne: Moon, I get the feeling they don't get it. Or they do and it scares them. Don't want to lose their jobs, after all. Bambi: 22.5/16khz ... we are on dialup and we can listen and chat in the IRC easily Ovid Dossman: the Zoot suiters got them the job in the 1st place ah,clem: tks, Bambi. cease: yes, elayne. it scares them. that's always been the case with firesign radio, in my opinion. Dexter Fong: E: They are scared shitless of the Whitehouse, the republicans, the right-wing crazoids and everything else...who can blame them Bambi: and it doesn't keep buffering ... which is one of the worst features of anything higher for us poor dialup folks LOL Ovid Dossman: could be punishment for not delivering Memorial Day? cease: good point, ovid Elayne: Dex, I know I am@ MoonGoon: Too bad someone didn't play "electrician" for them... well, maybe not. Dexter Fong: You am @? ah,clem: post link Bam, so dave can test it. tks. EricTheFish: Jim Dial, the only soap to use with Murphy's Principle. Elayne: Hey, gimme a break, I'm still half asleep and I pressed @ instead of !. cease: i'm surprised Now is still on the air. Dexter Fong: Moon: YOu mean like the "Hot Seat"? Ovid Dossman: Comin @ ya Bambi: hmmmm, did you tell what the first feature is for the show for sat and sun? ah,clem: no EricTheFish: I Saton it! MoonGoon: Made of the finest naugahyde Dexter Fong: !Re@lly{ ah,clem: did some one guess? Ovid Dossman: it's on the air now? Elayne: Jim, if this is a regular feature, do me a favor and leave the info in the comments to my blog (from June 29) so folks can tune in! Bambi:http://216.234.115.10:8000 ah,clem: no, but skybird is, just weird music. Ovid Dossman: just folks? Dexter Fong: Gas Muique Form Olde Yupiter EricTheFish: Like hot seat even if I haven't heard it yet. Or been billed... cease: unjust forks? MoonGoon: unkle sporks? EricTheFish: Just triplanes. Ovid Dossman: switchblade pitchforks? ah,clem: I hope it will be regular, E. Has evolved into an obsession, and has only been one weel. ah,clem: week too Bambi: and Skybird Radio has OTR (Old Time Radio) shows on the weekend as well Dexter Fong: Naked in-flight Stewardesses Dave: whatever it is, I dig the music, it works Bamb/ah MoonGoon: regularity has its rewards Ovid Dossman: you need 2 wheels to roll brother Elayne: Very cool, Bambi. EricTheFish: You a farm boy? (Williams) Bambi: we like it too E :) Bambi: great dave! ah,clem: bambi will find blog and forward, she likes it that way. Dexter Fong: That's right Brother, and a third wheel to steer...to steer you to Great Satan's Village Ovid Dossman: Sue E? Bambi: LOL Dave: I'm a folky, what can I say Elayne: So Bambi, you and Jim are in this together? EricTheFish: Squeeeeeeel.... EricTheFish: You'll remember this sound... Dexter Fong: YOu came here for a grease job? Dexter Fong: I thought you wanted an argument Ovid Dossman: (LOL) Living on Love? MoonGoon: Lost on Ludes ah,clem: we are attached at the hip, but she is upstairs right now. Dave: wait, we go from a folk tune to a broadway-like song? Dexter Fong: and back Dave Ovid Dossman: give me a lude job Dexter Fong: No tune unstored EricTheFish: Ludelums Elayne: Oh, you guys are like TOGETHER together! Cool! MoonGoon: and no store unturned Dexter Fong: Bend Over Ovid ah,clem: yes, that sounds like SkyBird, Dave, is like a box of chocolates. Ovid Dossman: yes yes EricTheFish: My comments were misinterpreted... Bambi: email with link on its way ah,clem Ovid Dossman: candy ass? Dave: FAR OUT, I dig radio stations like that EricTheFish: I have offended some white people. (Gore on SNL) Dexter Fong: Acid-Chrome Bambi: yes, ah,clem is my better half :) Elayne: That's very cool. :)
Bambi :) Ovid Dossman: who is the worse half? Elayne: We need to get DocTech and Lili, and Robin and I all on this chat at the same time, and we can do the Firesign Chat version of Couplings. :) ah,clem: then I have you now... (I wrote this software, and it confuses everybody, including the station owner) Dexter Fong: Eric: Is it true you called a German official a Nazi Camp Kommandant...and can you comment on that? Bambi: cool E ... that would be fun Ovid Dossman: yeah then we can bore the rest of us self lovers Bambi: LOL ah,clem: just stay tuned, Dave: AH, how did you program that station then? did you? or do you just have other people putting in random things, how does it work basically Elayne: Bambi, I think my head would probably explode. Dexter Fong: I'm having sex with my hat right now Ovid Dossman: like a penguin on TV Bambi: LOL ah,clem: how long can you listen, Dave? EricTheFish: What I meant to say was. The Ferrarrii is not to be cosidered a Lamborghini under and circumspections. Dave: I don't know Bambi: gonna run HTF ?? if so I want to listen again :) ah,clem: estimate?
Elayne is trying very hard to make the Bonus Word in Bookworm, as it's "Tokes." Dave: can I get the link again, for got to put it in to winamps bookmark list EricTheFish: Indeed, I have all the circumscribed opinions from the best sourses. ah,clem: I can run HTF with no fluff, but that is less fun... Bambi: sure MoonGoon: You'll need a moyel Ovid Dossman: How to lengthen your penis in 10,000 spams Bambi:http://216.234.115.10:8000 cease: good one, ovid ah,clem: use dropdown in winanp Dexter Fong: Moon =))) EricTheFish: Indeed, this circumscription is one of our best women, though you can't see her. Bambi: play location Bambi: works great doesn't it :) Ovid Dossman: i'd walk a camel for a moyel EricTheFish: Hail Grid. Elayne: Must go catch up on reading. See you next week. MoonGoon: One hump or two? ||||||||| Elayne rushes off, saying "11:44 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" ah,clem: back with us now, Dave? cease: by el Dexter Fong: You might wanna rethink that planned scenario Ovid...no anaesthesia ah,clem: bye E Bambi: night E ... have a great night Dave: OH YEAH, DIG THE PIPES OF THE SCOTISH! this is so cool, it is now bookmarked and I am listening Ovid Dossman: thank heaven for little girls Dexter Fong: Night E, I'll call you Bambi: cool EricTheFish: Al El, the only airline where you're the Guest. (Kantner/Slick) ah,clem: ok, will run HTF in about 10 min. Bambi: great ... is the music server up ?? ah,clem: just for you, the viewer... EricTheFish: Thank heaven for little menses. Ovid Dossman: buy it at laugh.com! Dave: hey! and now we're digin' the Spanish sounds of a mandolin, played in A minor, I love perfect pitch cease: thank grid for george carlin Dexter Fong: Good menses make good nayboors MoonGoon: Thank heaven for laugh.com! Ovid Dossman: I'm not that smart Dave: or, wait, it might be G minor EricTheFish: I have your cookie. Bambi: yeah, it's great that they are supporting FST like that Bambi: now all can get more FST :) EricTheFish: Or strawberry fields... Dexter Fong: Dave: Maybe C suspended fourth with a sharp 9 Ovid Dossman: it was there to begin with , where were you? Dexter Fong: Voiced, Dave, of course, on the 7th MoonGoon: I tihnk Carlin is a fan... he showed up on the Weirdly Cool DVD Dave: you're just bullshitting that, aren't you Cat? EricTheFish: Do you want foriegners to make fun of elected officials? Of course not. Buy American. Buy Firesign. Ovid Dossman: i rested on the 7th Dave: sorry Dex not Cat EricTheFish: And on the 1st Day, he was arrested. Ovid Dossman: iwas arrested on the 5th Dexter Fong: No Dave, actually I now whereof I speak cease: i wondered about that Dexter Fong: know MoonGoon: OVID... beat me to it. ah,clem: stay tund dave, tunes is on the way... EricTheFish: Serious country we've got here folks... Dave: actually it was in E minor for the most part, then G cease: are you a musician, dex? i know of your vast vocal talent already Ovid Dossman: well i depleat the 5th anyway Dexter Fong: Ovid I wondered how things developed, or perhaps didn't EricTheFish: Love the one you're with. Ovid Dossman: the 4th of firth EricTheFish: Most ignorant lyrics I've ever heard. Dave: but where the hell did you get this music? like now we're listening to something from the '20's Jellyroll Morton-style jazz ah,clem: cued HTF with no fluff, a rare treat... cease: stills? we don't need stills. it's Legal here Dexter Fong: Well Cat, During the week I'm a shut-in, on weekends I sing lead tenor at ther Met EricTheFish: Like Stills. Ovid Dossman: love that jelly roll ah,clem: is a radio station library, as me no qustions.... Ovid Dossman: give me red hot peppers Dexter Fong: mUST BE jELLY 'CAUSE JAM DON' SHAKE LIKE DAT ah,clem: but FST on the way. MoonGoon: "well you got to admit that that sweet sweet jelly's so good"... Dupree's Diamond Blues Bambi: old stuff mainly ovid Dave: oh eyah, gotthe complete Victor sides of Jelly-lord, good stuff Dexter Fong: Must be locked cap key cause Dexter don' type like that...usually EricTheFish: Willie's hosting a concert tomorrow in Texas that includes The Dead. Y'all come. Bambi: and very odd music, weird and strange...and never the same twice ... some of the music you won't hear again for months. ah,clem: (some ome switch my key tops around) EricTheFish: I won't be there. Ovid Dossman: don't forget the generals either Bambi: others you might hear more frequently ... most not for weeks MoonGoon: But the tapers will be... EricTheFish: You idiot, those are my shoulder blades. cease: willy brings people back from the dead? this i gotta see Dexter Fong: Whatta are we gonna type Lieutenant? Ovid Dossman: burn the tapers make CDs Bambi: oh, wow ... table candles LOL EricTheFish: Sargent Sphincter, of the Rat Patrol. MoonGoon: Surprising the depth of devotion to the analog Ovid Dossman: the taipor's in the tar pits ah,clem: you can run stream at your station, Bam, Music server is still down due to storm, Bambi: oh, ok ... no worries Dexter Fong: ...scrathing out doughboys Ovid Dossman: riders on the storm ah,clem: dave, let me know whe you hear he "beeps" cease: morrison, i thought you were dead Dave: what the hell is going on at this station now EricTheFish: Which tape would you use if you were going to record analog? Ask Jackson Browne. Nick. ah,clem: ? Ovid Dossman: Genette Mortons Tops Too ah,clem: ampex MoonGoon: Cassette or open reel? EricTheFish: Oh, Nicki Nicki Nicki... ah,clem: still ampex EricTheFish: 24-tk. Dexter Fong: Oh, Tesla Tesla Tesla MoonGoon: @ 7.5 IPS EricTheFish: Ampex. Ovid Dossman: coiled again? Bambi: this is HTF :) EricTheFish: Love hurting people's ears. I go to Metallica concerts and stand by the speakers. Dexter Fong: Tape? Hell, Go right to hard drive, 250 Terra bytes, edit from there EricTheFish: Fuji isn't bad either. ah,clem: still there Dave, this retro is for U Ovid Dossman: hard drive hard drive Dave: this is fucked up as hell Bam MoonGoon: Yeah, but you can't put your finger on the hard drive motor to get special f/x.... ah,clem: ? Bambi: and anyone else that would like to listen to HTF :) Bambi: like me :) EricTheFish: If it can't vote, it ain't human. (3 dead trolls) Ovid Dossman: I've already got one ah,clem: Bambi is getting feed, dave, MoonGoon: but this is YOURS! Bambi: there is something not right Bambi: ?? Dexter Fong: Moon: Read article re: flangin Your Hard Drive Bambi: sounds like something else playing in the background Ovid Dossman: U C ||||||||| Outside, the 11:58 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Bunnyboy coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Bunnyboy: lo dere MoonGoon: I don't do that no 'mo... palms all hairy. Bunnyboy: late bloomer Dexter Fong: Lo dere Bun Ovid Dossman: hop on board Dexter Fong: Dive in pool Dave: this is really really weird, this is the FST, or part of them? who's the woman doing part of the naration Ovid Dossman: surf the net Bunnyboy: No more deep ends in Philly. Paper said so. Dexter Fong: Dave: It's Ossmans project and the other have only small parts, also used other cators Dexter Fong: actors Ovid Dossman: silly philly this is Mr. Ed MoonGoon: Wilbur... Dexter Fong: Ovid: Ever surf the Seine Pipeline? Bunnyboy: One lovely side effect of Comcast acquiring AT & T Broadband: Personal webpage storage space has been upped from 5 MB to 25 MB. ||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly.. Ovid Dossman: no, too busy poon doggling Bunnyboy: Bunnyboy Productions will have some tunes up, soon. Bambi: everything is running fine Dexter Fong: Oh, still a grommet eh? Bambi: sounded like someone at the station ran something on top of it EricTheFish: I say, give it all to Rupert and have done with it. Dexter Fong: Eric: It's a done deal Ovid Dossman: send murdock to the burdock Dexter Fong: Eric the half a soul EricTheFish: Wakamas MoonGoon: Gesundheit! Bambi: but it is now playing cleanly EricTheFish: sorry... Wakaramas Bambi: dave are you hearing better now? Bunnyboy: That's the root on the barby, mate. Dave: wow thanks for doing this guys, I am not recording it as it takes up too much memory but it's cool Dexter Fong: Bambi: That's what we want, good hard tough, nasty, uncivlzed clean play Ovid Dossman: those wacky wakaramaians cease: ok, i have to leave now. see you next week Bunnyboy: That is, to say, Ken. cease: have a pleasent 4th of julie Bambi: great ... LOL Bunnyboy: Or...Maurice?
Bunnyboy wolf whistles MoonGoon: Thanx cat... Canada Day back atcha... Ovid Dossman: don't leave now, we're just getting stranded EricTheFish: Elephant Malt Liquor American beer is like making love in a canoe Bunnyboy: nite cat Bambi: night cat ... great to see you Dexter Fong: Next Week! "The Wakaramiains go Wonkers over Willy the Wanker" EricTheFish: Oh resevoir, mate Bambi: hope you enjoyed your Canada Day Dexter Fong: Night Cat ah,clem: well, this is what wou will get when you buy the cd, and in better fidelity, EricTheFish: Torrie, Torrie, Torrie ah,clem: night Cat Bunnyboy: They only allow Willy the Wanker on network TV these days... Ovid Dossman: isn't that the guy in the chocalate factory tory tory Dexter Fong: Eric: Is that because you can't drink it standing up? Dave: the streams doing ok MoonGoon: They should try the nude TNN... they're doing cartoon lap dances Bunnyboy: Belgium rules! All other ales are pretenders. Dexter Fong: Amos Amos Amos....Andy Andy Andy Bunnyboy: (sings) I've got a Golden Ticket! Dave: how much is the CD Bunnyboy: Don't forget Beulah! EricTheFish: Love thy neighbor like thy cousin Ovid Dossman: isn't that the guy in the chocalate factory tory tory EricTheFish: Washington is for the Byrds Bambi: hi bunnyboy Bunnyboy: Double faux pas: Beulah was played by a white man on radio. Dexter Fong: Beulah From Belgium....she brews ale because you like it that way ah,clem: might have been time bot, he has no respect for my "playnows" but I can only blame myself. (I wrote all the software) Ovid Dossman: I got glitched Bunnyboy: (sings) His sisters and his cousins, whom he reckons up by dozens, and his AUNTS! MoonGoon: "Belgium is ruled by Zombies..." -- Zippy the Pinhead Bunnyboy: (sings) For he IS and ENGLISHMAN! Bambi: BB: I hear you enjoy Shep too? ah,clem: happens Ovid EricTheFish: Antie Bee? Dexter Fong: Wid lots 'o Grits in it" Bunnyboy: Moon: But HAPPY zombies. Ovid Dossman: love honey Bunnyboy: lo Bambi MoonGoon: But of course... eet eeze all zee belgian ale! Dexter Fong: Bambi: Shep = Jean Shepperd Bunnyboy: Bambi: Shep? George of the Jungle's dog? Ovid Dossman: zombies on broadband Bambi: yep ah,clem: yup shep EricTheFish: Here we are, sitting by the Firesign listening to stories of the old days... Bambi: we love Shep Dexter Fong: Curly Joe Shep? ah,clem: we do lots of shep on skybird Ovid Dossman: i love shemp Bambi: Jean Shepherd Bunnyboy: Oh, Jean Shepherd! Yes, quite. Dexter Fong: Throw another Schremp on Klaus Barbie MoonGoon: Never thought Shemp came close to Curly... Ovid Dossman: now he did it in his hat EricTheFish: Breakfast at Bernado's on the Malibu Shore Dexter Fong: Moon: I heard he was straight ah,clem: we do a little curly joe, and shemp too, but only on friday night. Bunnyboy: In fact, I saw a CD reissue of some Jean Shepherd material the other day. Gotta pick it up, in about a week, when I'm back in the chips. ||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cease - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dexter Fong: Eric: Meet me tonight at Mr. Chows EricTheFish: Waitress? I'll need a baggie... MoonGoon: heebeebeebb Bambi: great storyteller ... Shep Ovid Dossman: shemp was a better poondoggler Bunnyboy: Throw another Shemp on the barby, mate. MoonGoon: greasy hair... ah,clem: although if there are requests, I think the station manager is asleep..... EricTheFish: Cown down, dude! It's xtreme! Bambi: LOL Dexter Fong: Bambi: Some night when it's really slow, I'll tell you about the first time I heard Jean Shepper, before he came to New York Ovid Dossman: that's no shrimp that's a shemp you schlep EricTheFish: Chow. Bambi: LOL ... yes, while the station manager is away ... LOL Bunnyboy: Shemp and Peppermint Patty: Separated at birth? Bambi: cool dex ... would love to hear it EricTheFish: Love the one you're with. MoonGoon: Shemp Chow? What will Purina think of next? EricTheFish: Fishes and scorpions. Ovid Dossman: shepard knock lenny bruce so, he sucks Dave: I'm gonna go but will keep listening, bye all, thanks again guys, somehow let me know when it's oever ||||||||| At 12:12 AM, Dave vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! EricTheFish: Isn't about time? Bunnyboy: That a man with such a 'tude could right such lovely songs. MoonGoon: It's about space Dexter Fong: Bunny: An outfit called Collectors Choice Music has 2 Shep albums for sale...they're on the web at WWW.collectorschoicemusic.com Bunnyboy: nite Dave. How's the MIDI trail going? ah,clem: is about "how time flies." Ovid Dossman: it's another place, airplane glue Bambi: Shempshaw Redemption EricTheFish: It's about slaves and indentured servants wanting to make a new country. Dexter Fong: Night Dave ah,clem: is what I was playing for him... Bunnyboy: Stephen Stills puts the WHOLE in ASS, from what I've heard. Ovid Dossman: S&H green shemps EricTheFish: So, how's your credit card debt? MoonGoon: Stopped that too; was losihffg cohntrol off myne faculrties Bambi: I am still listening to HTF on Skybird Radio Bunnyboy: thanx for the link, Dex. EricTheFish: Mine camfground. Good Sam. Bambi: oops, the overblown government agent just got popped LOL Bunnyboy: Aw, I gotta go play. Nite, yez. Dexter Fong: Night Bun ah,clem: he had never heard, and wanted to know if he should buy a cd. I said, here, listen to this, and you will. ah,clem: by Bun Ovid Dossman: when the rat's away... Bambi:http://216.234.115.10:8000 <<-- that link for Skybird Radio if you'd like to listen Bunnyboy: Otto! Don't stand so close to the hedgehog! Bambi: night BB Bambi: have a good one EricTheFish: Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly. ah,clem: is a dialup feed, so anyone can listen. Bambi: does that mean you're leaving eric? ah,clem ) Bunnyboy: I gotta love one man, but only in B.C. or Texas. Ovid Dossman: fish gotta fry Bambi: yep Bunnyboy: Steers and beers. EricTheFish: Leave Ericson? Didn't he discover New York? MoonGoon: It's what's for dinner.. ah,clem: a funny bunny. Dexter Fong: ...or if you prefer, we can throw them on the Barbie mit Klaus and the schremp Ovid Dossman: He found ice in vineland EricTheFish: Mmmmmmmm Bunnyboy: Discover? Did he have a Visa? Bunnyboy: All aboard for the American Express. Bambi: or was that a MC Dexter Fong: Rather find vice in iceland Bambi: or a monkey ward card EricTheFish: Mit, catcher in the Ry MoonGoon: Wouldn't we all? Ovid Dossman: he's never been a credit to his race Bunnyboy: Nothing but a pack of cards. Dexter Fong: BB plunking for the longest exit by a rabbit since Roger Bunnyboy: The Mastercard Race. Thanks, Meester Drossman! Ovid Dossman: but a card to cadrey Bambi: LOL ... and Roger was great at it too :) EricTheFish: Mit, Best engineeing school in America. Bunnyboy: Ya gotta sing: Bunnyboy: "Shave and..." EricTheFish: Thank Uni. Ovid Dossman: this time Mit feeling Bambi: Two Bits! Dexter Fong: "...Shit, and shower" MoonGoon: "a hair shirt..." ah,clem: >> Bambi, they need to tune in this week... (americaan exess) EricTheFish: Green eye. Ovid Dossman: get a hair lift Bunnyboy: "Two shits!" Dexter Fong: Red lips EricTheFish: 4th eye blind. Bambi: LOL Dexter Fong: Blonde hair ah,clem: two bits... Dexter Fong: Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful Ovid Dossman: legs of steel Bunnyboy: Now I mean it, dadgummit. Bye! *snif* Ovid Dossman: buns of fun Bunnyboy: Hate me because I'm FICTIONAL! MoonGoon: HA-HA! I'll beat the queen to Perth! EricTheFish: Love the one, you're with it... Are you with us? Bambi: jacket buttons stuck in the fence! ate too many carrots! ah,clem: so I am a 'tune, sure you all knew that anyway... Dexter Fong: Steeler's Wheel EricTheFish: Don't thank me... Ovid Dossman: wheel of torture Dexter Fong: Ah: But are you hum-able ah,clem: just don't pull my ears. Ovid Dossman: well you're not welcome
Bunnyboy runs from Mr. MacGregor, that fat Scottish poof
Bambi :) EricTheFish: ElectronicDSS 4/20/90-4/20/92 Bunnyboy: and...*POOF*! ||||||||| Bunnyboy says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bunnyboy exits at 12:21 AM. Dexter Fong: Hi! I'm Bruce McGregor...I'm looking for a fluffy bunny EricTheFish: Rah, rah... That's the spirit! Bambi: night again BB :) MoonGoon: I must off (myself)... the nite is yung and I'm a few seconds older... Dexter Fong: Har Har..that's the Alice Bambi: multiple rebendables LOL MoonGoon: Tar-tar, y'all! Bambi: night moongoon EricTheFish: Love (it's a "summer") Dexter Fong: Moon" The night is yung but don't be Freudened ||||||||| "Hey MoonGoon!" ... MoonGoon turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:22 AM, I don't have to go yet!"... Bambi: glad we got to see ya EricTheFish: This is a Jensen Ovid Dossman: that was close Dexter Fong: A Jensen Interceptor? EricTheFish: Graceful as it is... EricTheFish: Nope. Ovid Dossman: swimsuit ah,clem: tar -c *.* | gzip > everything.tgz Dexter Fong: ...it can be yours, firends, for just thousands up/down a week/month ah,clem: in other words night all... Ovid Dossman: all night hop Dexter Fong: Aha! He spoke in code Bambi: night ah,clem Bambi: see you shortly ah,clem: and be well, dear friends. Dexter Fong: Night Ah Ovid Dossman: timing like flyes ah,clem: was a simple head code, Bambi: any english school boy could catch it :) Dexter Fong: in ein kleine bottle Dexter Fong: ...and ah, clem makes the catch on a fielder's cherce Bambi: or was that any common english school boy Dexter Fong: Bam: All English schoolboys are common, garden=variety till they're knighterd Bambi: right Dexter Fong: or neutered ah,clem: but those who know unix, know that is not a small tarball. those who do not have no idea what I am babling about, and for that I am thankful. Dexter Fong: Then they become Russian spys Bambi: LOL ah,clem: bink, bong, and "poof" Ovid Dossman: but they loved me
Bambi :) EricTheFish: A B is B and a P is a P. EricTheFish: We don't need no education... Ovid Dossman: Well, it's time to read more poems, good night sweat princess Bambi: Panaramaland LOL EricTheFish: We don't need no though control... Bambi: night ovid have a great night EricTheFish: Au revoir Ovid Dossman: Ovid and out EricTheFish: Disssapointed! - Kevin Klein Dexter Fong: Night Divo Ovid Dossman: get me out of this canon! Bambi: LOL |||||||||
