||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Tuesday's chat log for October 07, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| "6:00 AM? 6:00 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Max Von Woodrow Gets Zeerius should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Max Von Woodrow Gets Zeerius enters and sits on the divan.
Max Von Woodrow Gets Zeerius: Ziss iss happarehently not zee exshact rrright time to reveal vutt hass been literrrally little known habout zah hupkomink Zaturn und Urrawnus hopposition zat iss inprogress shrewhout zee rrest auf Hoktober bekause for many huff uzz the peak day und night iss prozeeded by forty days und forty nights auf biblical prroporrtions zat rezembles zee book auf Revelations in za Bible alszo called zee Hapokalypse in zah zenze zat nothink will rreally rrremain zah zame hafter zah hoppozition rreaches hits klimax on November zah zecond ven Veenush trranzitink Zagittariush vill be squawvarink zaw Saturn in Virgo und Uranus in Pisces hopposition going on to zaw peak has I zaid a moment haggoe. Ziss iss not to zay zat zah virld vill hend. However za virld vill bee transfourmed into the last remainink shtage auf zee age of Kaprikorn vitch hended zucczessfull hafter nearly fifteen zowzand years in nineteen eighty foor. Zen zah new zentury began hafter za auld vunn hended und now hits two zowzand eight. Zee Age auf Aquvarius vill lasht hanother over fifteen zowzand years or more. Zo I haff chozen zum zongs und videos to help you hundershtand vwhy za hoppozition sqawvare on zah beginnink auf November 2008 iss goink to change the shape of grravity und communikations, but hallzoe vhy hit's imperrative not to rrreevolt hat ziss time bekause zee universal henergies vill be revolting heenuff by zemselves. Beuatiful und full auf life, but deeply hinnovative and transfourmatical, to coin a wird. But has zeese zongs prrove, "Nobody Does It Better" ven you are "Hot For Teacher" und venn "All I Want Is You", oh, oh "It's Magic". Zoe play zem hiff you vawnt, hothervize, oor noawt, but above huss haul, ze universe auf Hastrrology vill be changink zaw zeenery verry zoon, in habout foor veeks..
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• Van Halen
• New Music

• The Cars
• New Music

• The Cars
• New Music

||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Max Von Woodrow Gets Zeerius: Catherwood, boost me to fifteen zowzand vawts asap.
||||||||| Catherwood boosts Max Von Woodrow Gets Zeerius to fifteen zowzand vawts asap.
||||||||| 6:04 AM -- Max Von Woodrow Gets Zeerius left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Ziss hass nothink 2 do mit tit sneaks in around 2:06 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Ziss hass nothink 2 do mit tit:

Ziss hass nothink 2 do mit tit: Catherwood, relate me to the Debate 2008 Follow Up.
||||||||| Catherwood relates Ziss hass nothink 2 do mit tit to the debate 2008 follow up.
||||||||| Around 2:08 AM, Ziss hass nothink 2 do mit tit walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "2:45 AM and late as usual, it's Auf coorrse hit kude bee ziss, just back from Marshall."
Auf coorrse hit kude bee ziss:

• Cyndi Lauper
• New Music

• Loudon Wainwright III
• New Music

Auf coorrse hit kude bee ziss: Catherwood, say me or zatt korrrecktly.
||||||||| Catherwood says "me or zatt korrrecktly"
Auf coorrse hit kude bee ziss: Catherwood, pronounce me royally with distinction.
||||||||| Catherwood pronounces Auf coorrse hit kude bee ziss royally with distinction.
||||||||| Auf coorrse hit kude bee ziss hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Auf coorrse hit kude bee ziss?! It's 2:49 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."