A Firesign Chat
01/11/2018




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 11, 2018 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:40 AM and RELIK...? sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
RELIK...?: salve !!!
RELIK...?: ?????
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
RELIK...?: ???
RELIK...?: kd vc likinha !!!
RELIK...?: estou aqui meu amor !
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
RELIK...?: ????????
RELIK...?: kkkkkkkk
RELIK...?: kd vc maninha !!!!!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of January 11, 2018 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him.
RELIK...?: me fez espera igual retardado aqui hen !!!!!
RELIK...?: aff que beleza viu !
||||||||| "12:04 PM? 12:04 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Likinha should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Likinha enters and sits on the divan.
Likinha : O Adolfo eu to na rua escovando cabelo da Flavia
Likinha : Manina la da loja
Likinha : Hje eu to de folga
RELIK...?: que isso des de ontem !
RELIK...?: ???
Likinha : Eu trabalhei ontem eu to tirando ferias .
RELIK...?: por que vc falou que ia entra ontem eu fiquei esperando vc igual bobo aqui !
Likinha : Da Thais
Likinha : enho hora pra entrar na farmácia..
RELIK...?: por que me falou que ia entra entao vc poderia falar com a meniojna que nao ia da pra vc
Likinha : Oqie?? Nao entendi
RELIK...?: estou aqui esperando pra conversa com vc dez do dia 02
Likinha : Eu ia deixar de ir trabalhar ?????
RELIK...?: VC PODERIA TER AVISADO QUE NAO IA ENTRA ONTEM !
Likinha : Estou fixa nas férias da Thais ...
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
RELIK...?: VC VAI E PEDE PRA FALAR QUE ESTAVA TRABALHANDO0 QUE SO IA ENTRA ONTEM
RELIK...?: FOI OU NAO OQUE VC MANDOU FALAR???
Likinha : Eu pedi a menina pra falar que eu tinha ido trabalhar ...
Likinha : Ela nao avisou naao?
RELIK...?: QUE VC IA ENTRA ONTEM
RELIK...?: AQUI ELA FALOU QUE VC FOI TRABALHAR QUE ONTEM VC IA ENTRA !
Likinha : Eu mandei falar que eu estava trabalhando e que ia entrar o ontem e hoje ne não???? Olha eu akiii Relik
Likinha : J
RELIK...?: EU FIQUEI AQUI ESPERANDO VC,PRA TE FALAR UMA COISA,SEI QUE VC ESTA TRABALHANDO MUITO BEM FAZ VC
Likinha : Se vai ficar me brigando comigo?
RELIK...?: MAIS SEB VC PODER CONVERSA ME FALA POR QUE EU NEMJ VOU COMEÇA A CONVERSA
RELIK...?: NÃO MAIS QUERO SABER SE VC VAI CONVERSA COPMIGO AGORA ???
RELIK...?: MEU AMOR ESTOUO QUERENDO CONVERSA COM VC,NÃO VAI FDA TEMPO VC VAI ENTRA AMANHA OU NÃO ??
RELIK...?: R QUE HOJE NAO VAI DA TEMPO !
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Likinha : Deixa eu chegar na Angelica
RELIK...?: VC ESTA AONDE ???
Likinha : Olha q hra vc vai sair
RELIK...?: SÓ QUERO SABER SE VC VAI ENTRA AMANHA???
RELIK...?: DAQUI A POUCO !
RELIK...?: ????
Likinha : Eu vou entrar 13 e vou sair 14:50 pq 3h2 eu tenho que estar na farmácia
Likinha : Eu entro amanha amor meu me pwrdoa
RELIK...?: ENTAO VOU TE FALAR AGORA MESMO !
Likinha : Oque fala comigo amor
RELIK...?: ESTOU QUERENDO FALAR UMA COISA BOA MAIS PARECE QUE NEM FAZ DIFERENCIA !
Likinha : Lógico que faz
Likinha : Amor fala
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Likinha : Por favor
RELIK...?: A PRIMEIRA E QUE EU ESTOU PRECISANDO DO "TR",OUTRA COISA EU TENHO 203 DIAS POR ALTO TEM MAIS, PRA PEGAR DE REMIÇÃO,MINHA DATA DE PROGRESSÃO E 18/09/18
RELIK...?: ABATENDO ESSES 203 DIAS MINHA PROGRESSÃO VAI VIM PRA DATA DE 25/02/18
Likinha : Kkkkkk sério amor
Likinha : O meu Deus serioo que ótimo vida
RELIK...?: AGORA E OQUE EU ESTOU PRECISANDO FALAR
Likinha : Aiii Deus sério!!!!!!!!
RELIK...?: MAIS VOU PRECISAR DE UM ADVOGADO PRA FASER ESSE CORRE PRA MIM,O ADAUTO SERIA UMA BOA,QUE ELE EU JA CONHEÇO E PAGO ELE QUANDO SAIR
RELIK...?: OUTRA COISA SABE O "AP" QUE VC ME FALOU QUE O CARA AI ESTA VENDENDO,POIS ENTAO QUANTO MESMO ELE ESTA QUERENDO NO "AP"???
Likinha : Mais se agente pedir o Adauto ele vai contar pra Angelica e eu nao quero que ninguém saiba que vc esta vindo embora meu amor
RELIK...?: TALVEZ EU TENHA ARRUMADO UM COMPRADOR PRA ELE E AINDA VAMOS SAIR GANHANDO UMA NOTA DE 5,000 MAIS OU MENOS!
Likinha : 40mil que ele quer
RELIK...?: VC TINHA FALADO QUE ERA 20MIL !
RELIK...?: AGORA JA SUBIL?
Likinha : Uai e o corre kkkk to zuando.. eu vou confirmar o valor com ele mais 20 mil que eu falei?
Likinha : Nossa eu nao.to acreditando meu Deus que felicidade.
RELIK...?: AQUI MEU AMOR EU TBM NAO QUERO QUE NIMGUEM FICA SABENDO,SE EU FALAR COM ELE PRA NAO FALAR NADA ELE NAO FALA POR QUE SE FOSSE ASSIM ELE JA TINHA CONTADO PRA ELA QUE ELE TEM ACESSO A MEU LEVANTAMENTO DE PENA!
Likinha : Eu quero ir embora da casa da minha mãe...
Likinha : Depois te explico pq.
RELIK...?: VC VAI VIM NA VISITA ???
RELIK...?: VAI OU NAO ??? FALA QUE EU NAO FICO ESPERANDO !
Likinha : A próxima eu vou lógico fiquei com coração apertado de não poder ir
RELIK...?: DIA 20 VAI VIM ENTÃO NE??
RELIK...?: AQUI QUERO QUE VC FAZ UMA COISA PRA MIM JA E ???
RELIK...?: ???
Likinha : Oque meu amor me fala !!! A Likinha aqui faz ..
RELIK...?: AQUI NÃO QUERO BISCOITO E NEM SUCO,SÓ QUERO COMIDA !
RELIK...?: PRA VC TRASER (3) TELAS PRA MIM !
Likinha : Pq vc não quer biscoito neim suquinho??
Likinha : Pode crer sem vc falar eu ja ia comprar mesmo so que ia ser duas 50x70
RELIK...?: POR QUE EU DESCUTIR COM O "PH" LA POR CAUSA DE TELA ATE DE CARA VIRADA PRA ELE VIROU TA NORMAL,MAIS AQUI PEDE A GIOVANA PRA TE ENSINAR COMO QUE FAZ AQUELE SALPICÃO
RELIK...?: ESSE E O NTAMANHO MESMO !
Likinha : Mais se tava devendo ele tele Adolfo eunnao levei 2 pocha.. arruma inimizade ai por besteira nao só.
RELIK...?: EU SEI MAIS NOIS DESCUTIU E POUCA COISA MESMO!
RELIK...?: MAIS TA NORMAL NOIS JAMAIS IRIA ARRUMA TRETA POR POUCA COISA !
Likinha : Vou vê se eu levo 4 e se fica c uma de brinde ai mais n faz jogo nessa quarta nao pq nao e certo .. calma ja e.
Likinha : Mais vcs ja ta de Boa???? Ou naao?
RELIK...?: MAIS ELE E DOIDO IGUAL A MÃE MESMO !
RELIK...?: ESTAMOS DE BOA DE NOVO !
Likinha : Viaja legal.
RELIK...?: SO DESCUTIMOS MESMO !
Likinha : Eu nao to cv c ela não mais isso n me interessa oque me interessa e vc
RELIK...?: AI QUERO SABER SE O DINHEIRO QUE O TATU TE PASSOU VC DEPOSITOU LA QUE O MANO ESTA ME COBRANDO AQUI !
Likinha : Pilha?
Likinha : Eu depositei na menina do pendrive.
RELIK...?: PODE TRASER A PILHA E SÓ A COMIDA!
Likinha : E essa não e?
RELIK...?: POIS ENTAO VC DEPOSITOU AQUELES 200 ANTES DA VISITA CERTO??
RELIK...?: ENTÃO EU QUERO O COMPROVANTE DO DEPOSITO DA NOTA QUE O TATU TE PASSOU !
Likinha : Foi .. marca ai deixa eu ver com ela se ela tem o comprovante ainda.
Likinha : Foi antes da visita 200 reais depositei na sexta
RELIK...?: MAIS AQUI ESSE 200 FOI ANTES DA VISITA QUE VC VEIO ?? POR QUE SE FOI ESSE JA CONFIRMOU !
Likinha : Mais que isso gente a. Menina foi na visita do.domingo ela não falou com ele nao que havia depositado no mesmo dia eu mandei.o comprovante pra ela eu estava dentro do Banco Bradesco ainda
RELIK...?: QUERO SABER DO RESTANTE QUE FICOU FALTANDO!
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Likinha : Depois da visita uai .. se nao lebra não.
Likinha : Marcca aii
RELIK...?: AQUI MEU AMOR,VC TEM O COMPROVANTE DO ULTIMO DEPOSITO?
Likinha : Eu tenho procurar eu vou procurar hoje e te mando amanhã eu to na rua sentada na calsada do zotro pegando Wifi.
RELIK...?: KKKKKKK
Likinha : Como e que o cara pode te cobrar Adolf se eu mandei pra menina o tr dentro da agência? Será que ela não falou com o cara ai que eu depositei não????
RELIK...?: AQUI MEU AMOR TEM COMO VC MANDA UM ZAP OU LIGAR A COBRAR NESSE NUMERO FALA COM O KURINGA QUE O CADASTRO DELE FOI LIBERADO QUE O CUSTELA ESTA ESPERANDO ELE NA VISITA COM UMA URGENCIA QUE TEM UMA PÁ PRA DESEMBOLA COM ELE,E VER COM A MAE DELE SE JA DEPOSITOU O DINHEIRO QUE ELE PEDIU::73617879 KURINGA!
Likinha : Oii ta aí
RELIK...?: ESTOU,E POR QUE ESTAVA ESCREVENDO!
RELIK...?: AQUI RAIZA TEM COMO VC PEDIR A MENINA LA PRA AVISAR PRO MARIDO DELA QUE VC JA DEPOSITOU OS DOIS DEPOSITO DE 200 QUE E DO "ZOI"..
Likinha : Passou um menino fumando maconha aquii eu vou descer la pra casa. No caminho eu faço prabvc
Likinha : A menina do pendrive?
RELIK...?: JA E MAIS AQUI 5TEM COMO VC VER COM A MAE DELE SE JA DEPOSITOU E COM O KURINGA VC ME FALA AMANHA JA E !/
Likinha : Vou desativar por s minuto saindo aqui indo pro ponto
RELIK...?: VAI LA E VER SE ENTRA ANTES DE EU IR EMBORA JA E ??
RELIK...?: OUTRA COISA,NÃO ESQUECE DO SALPICÃO QUE A GIOVANA FAZ EU COMI AQUI NA ULTIMA VISITA ESTA PELA ORDE!
RELIK...?: ESTA AI ?
RELIK...?: OIE TA AI ?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
RELIK...?: KD VC ?
RELIK...?: ?????
||||||||| It's 1:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Likinha - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
RELIK...?: '????
RELIK...?: OUTRA COISA,NÃO ESQUECE DO SALPICÃO QUE A GIOVANA FAZ EU COMI AQUI NA ULTIMA VISITA,ESTAVA BOM VIU,VER COM ELA COMO QUE FAZ JA E !!!
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'relikinha', just granted probation at 1:40 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
relikinha: oie amor m eu
relikinha: meu*
RELIK...?: oie
RELIK...?: como QUE A ANDREZA ESTA OFF LINE? NOP CHAT OU NO ZAP ??
relikinha: O Kaio Ganhou um Ps4
RELIK...?: QUE BOM HEN !
RELIK...?: QUEM DEU ELE???
relikinha: np chat amor eu entrei ai estava essa mensagem lá
RELIK...?: ENTAO VC ENTRA E DEICHA O LINKE DO OUTRO CHAT LA PRA ELA FALANDO QUE FOI EU QUE PEDIR!
relikinha: a mae dele vendeu o equibox e comprou no cartao da patricia
RELIK...?: QUE BOM !!!
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
RELIK...?: AQUI MEU AMOR VC ENTENDEU AS IDEIA DO ADAUTO???
RELIK...?: ????
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
relikinha: entendi mais me manda de novo
RELIK...?: VC ESTA NA CASA DA GELIKA ??
relikinha: to sim
relikinha: mais assim que eu terminar de cv c vc eu vou embora
RELIK...?: AQUI VC ENTRA EM CONTATO COM O ADAUTO FALA COM ELE QUE EU ESTOU PERGUNTANDO QIUE DIA ELE VAI VIM AQUI TRASER O AVEAS CORPOS DO GIOVANNI QUE EU ESTOU PRECISANDO CONVERSA COM ELE URGENTE!
RELIK...?: POR QUE OQUE ESTA ACONTECENDO FALA COMIGO A VERDADE???
relikinha: nada nao , tenho que arrumar minhas coisas la em casa so isso
relikinha: aproveitar que eu to de folga so isso
relikinha: qual numero do adauto , a Angelica chegou
RELIK...?: RESPOND,FALA A VERDADE POR FAVOR EU NAO VOU TE PERDOA HEN!
relikinha: quer que pede ela pra falar com adauto?
relikinha: oh te juro não e nada nao e so isso mesmo :)
RELIK...?: AQUI PEDE ELA O NUMERO ENTRA EM CONTATO COM ELE ,E FALA COM ELA AI QUE EU MANDEI UMA CARTA PRA ELA TA BOM !
RELIK...?: E O KAIO ESTA AI EM CASA AGORA ??
relikinha: se mandou outra carta depois daquela/;
relikinha: o kaio ta mais ta sem celular deixou cair na agua.
RELIK...?: MANDA UM ABRAÇÃO PRA ELE,AQUI PERGUNTA A ANGELICA SE A ASSISTENTE SOCIAL ENTROU EM CONTATO COM ELA !
RELIK...?: MANDEI OUTRA SIM !
relikinha ( disse ela que nao.
RELIK...?: PODE CRER!
relikinha: sobre o adauto e pra ver que dia ele vai ai no giovani e pedir pra te tirar não eh?
RELIK...?: AQUI PERGUNTA ELA SE A SOCIAL ENTRA EM CONTATO COM ELA ELA ARRUMA UM DIA DE FOLGA DELA PRA TRASER O KAIO ESTOU QUERENDO VER ELE !
RELIK...?: SIM, ISSO MESMO FALA COM ELE QUE ESTOU PRECISANDO CONVERSA COM ELE URGENTE !
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
relikinha: disse ela que a assistente social não entrou em contato com ela nao
relikinha: aqaui a nayara voltou com o ex dela viu
||||||||| Around 1:54 PM, relikinha walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| "1:54 PM? 1:54 PM!!" says Catherwood, "relikinha should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as relikinha enters and sits on the couch.
relikinha: TE FALEI QUE AQUILO NAO ERA CONFIAVEL
relikinha: Minha implicancia nao era atoa
RELIK...?: kkkkkkkkkkk
RELIK...?: aqui meu amor !
RELIK...?: PERGUNTA A ANGELICA SE A SOCIAL LIGAR NELA,SE ELA TRAS O KAIO AQUI PRA MIM VER ELE !
relikinha: ela falou assim que tem que ver o dia que eles tem disponivel pra trocar com alguem la do prediio
relikinha: aqui tem pessoas na outra sala chamando o nenzin
RELIK...?: AQUI DEICHA EU TE FALAR OUTRA COISA,FAZ UMA CONTA NESSE LINKE AQUI E BAIXA O APP DELE PRA TE AVISAR QUANDO TE MANDA MENSAGEM !https://www.classting.com
RELIK...?: AQUI FALA COM A ANGELICA QUE ELES AQUI MARCA O DIA QUE ELA PODER !
RELIK...?: SE A FOLGA DELA FOR NA SEXTA FEIRA ELES MARCA PRA SEXTA A VISITA !
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RELIK...?: ENTENDEU ?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
relikinha: depende deles liga nela
relikinha: que ela falou aki
RELIK...?: VC VIU O LINKE DE OUTRO CHAT AI QUE TE MANDEI ??
RELIK...?: E SO ELES AQUI ELA QUE VAI MARCA O DIA DA SEMANA
RELIK...?: VOU TER QUE SAIR !
RELIK...?: FICA COM DEUS !
RELIK...?: ATE AMANHA!
RELIK...?: MANDA UM ABRAÇO PRA ELA E OUTRO PRO KAIO !
relikinha: que horas vc entra amnaha ?
relikinha: 13h ?
RELIK...?: APARTE DAS 13H
relikinha: te mandaram outro
RELIK...?: ISSO MESMO FICA COM DEUS !
RELIK...?: TA BOM !
relikinha: te amoooo
relikinha: beijaao
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
||||||||| It's 2:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| relikinha - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RELIK...? - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Kelraith enters at 8:09 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| DJTweeny sneaks in around 8:29 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Two Music)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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DJTweeny: Hi Kelraith
Kelraith: Ello
DJTweeny: So, how are things in shiny ole Vegas?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Rufus_T_Firetween in through the front door at 8:45 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 8:45 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: hi there
DJTweeny: Hi llan
DJTweeny: you're early :)
Kelraith: its cold.
llanwydd: nothing else to do
DJTweeny: Warmed up for a couple of days here, but back to freezing at night this weekend
DJTweeny: Actually warm enough to get out on my bike, which was nice
||||||||| EWeston enters at 8:48 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
DJTweeny: Hi EW
llanwydd: I dont have the heat on tonight
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
llanwydd: hi wes
DJTweeny: In Florida, you shouldn't ;)
EWeston: Hi Tweeny Kelraith and an early Lian
||||||||| Catherwood ushers LorenDavidson in through the front door at 8:50 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
EWeston: Llan, I twitched
DJTweeny: Hi Loren
llanwydd: hi LD
||||||||| Catherwood leads cease in through the front door at 8:50 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi cease
LorenDavidson: Howdy!
EWeston: Cease and Loren
LorenDavidson: Are those my cues?
DJTweeny: first time here, Loren?
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
cease: Hi all
llanwydd: Hi Cat
EWeston: Made of the finest nitrocellulos
LorenDavidson: DJ: Yep. Just saw the announcement on my FB feed, and decided to drop in. "All Hail" is one of my favorite FT albums
cease: have some peas, loren
DJTweeny: Cool Loren, and welcome to our little soirée
cease: tiz a great album
EWeston: Its a howler
EWeston: Lowell George warbles away
DJTweeny: love Da Feat
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Beet in through the front door at 8:56 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
llanwydd: hi beet
Beet: Greetings all. Whazzup?!
cease: Hey Beet.
DJTweeny: Whazzz Real?
Beet: Howdy Dr Tween, Llan, Dr Cease
cease: Just roasted some beats the other day to try with new cheeses and such
llanwydd: I thought you might play that, tween
EWeston: Yup Still working with him in a studio could be a danger to your blood pressure
EWeston: Beester
cease: no collage from me tonight. still at work on new play and hopefully have a new collage for y'all next thurs.
DJTweeny: You bet right, llan!
Beet: Greetings Mr EW
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski enters at 8:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Torgo the Great plummets into the garden at 8:58 PM.
EWeston: I was thinking of a joke involving a beet roast in the oven
cease: jammyh
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
DJTweeny: Hi Torgo
EWeston: Torgo! Heel
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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llanwydd: hey JAM
Beet: Since i missed doing so last week, Happy New Year to all.
EWeston: JAM man
johan amadeus myjetski: greets, cease, et al!
Beet: Hey JAM
johan amadeus myjetski: beet! llan! E!
DJTweeny: Happy New Year To All
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 11, 2018 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
cease: an find another adam. i've got one already but i'm not enthralled with his reading. doc tech is better at directing than i.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Peter Bergman’s “TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD” Here >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
johan amadeus myjetski: DJT! G'devening
EWeston: Happy Ewe Beer
Beet: Hi Peter
cease: did tween tell you he couldn't record you in sufficient quality?
DJTweeny: I can try it and see what we get, Cat
llanwydd: frghyjukilo
DJTweeny: Was hoping Doc had a better solution
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign Theatre’s
“HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU'RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out TWO PLACES at http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv
'
cease: tween, i'm recording my grand daughters from the speaker phone.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with redbozoette close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:03 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Fellowrichpeople', just granted probation at 9:03 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: i'mhoping a background sound scene can deal with that in an interesting way.
redbozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny EWeston johan amadeus myjetski llanwydd Rufus_T_Firetween Torgo the Great hey hey fireheADS
johan amadeus myjetski: hi reboz!
EWeston: Redbozoette pull up a sanitary pedistle
Beet: hi redbo, fellow
redbozoette: Hi jam
cease: i walked the streets with a recordable walkman in 01 recodring voices from a mic in my coat pocket.
redbozoette: hi beet
cease: hi rebo
llanwydd: this is my favorite fst album
DJTweeny: that's cool cease
cease: this guy was a competitor to my dad's ford dealership in the 60s
Beet: Proctor's masterpiece
LorenDavidson: Ironic, how so many of the people looking to get away from it all take it all with them.
||||||||| Fellowrichpeople rushes off, saying "9:06 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cease: i dont know if i have a favourite. what the 4 or 5 teach us, like the tao, it flows.
llanwydd: I have seen ralph williams on youtube. the similarity is amusing
||||||||| Fellowrichpeople bounds in at 9:06 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
EWeston: Hiya, fellow
DJTweeny: Hi FRP
johan amadeus myjetski: the stereo panning was still pretty radical when initially released
llanwydd: not precisely the same, though
cease: high fellow
DJTweeny: Hi redbozoette
EWeston: And pull up the ladder behind them Loren
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
cease: indeed jammy
johan amadeus myjetski: hiya, FRP
cease: a great read. you will be illuminated
redbozoette: if you play it backwards
Beet: Ralph is everywhere
LorenDavidson: ...it screws up your needle
johan amadeus myjetski: illumined will you be!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
cease: great at electrician was, this was my first introduction to a higher vision of audio theatre.
Fellowrichpeople: Love the name bowel m oil
DJTweeny: Will it make you an Illumanaitti?
cease: electrician was more european. this is pure americana.
LorenDavidson: Antelope Freeway?
johan amadeus myjetski: i believe this was my introduction to FST. earlier albums came later for me.
||||||||| "9:10 PM? 9:10 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ralph should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ralph enters and sits at the bar.
cease: hi ralph
llanwydd: hi ralph
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
ralph: I must have dozed off.....
LorenDavidson: Hi Ralph
llanwydd: you are just in time to hear ralph
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: Lo Raph
llanwydd: no, I guess ralph has been left at the dealership
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
cease: zerno's offramp.
Beet: Is he still driving at this point?
cease: peolple at ces now are still trying to replicate this.
ralph: Hello, friends.......
llanwydd: thats the mystery, beet
EWeston: Driving in an astral plane
johan amadeus myjetski: that's what i understand it to be, beet
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Beet: Hi ralph
johan amadeus myjetski: certain hullabaluscatory substances made taking a drive very like this trip...
redbozoette: yes yes
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Beet: I just realized that "drink Me" cards, etc. refer to Alice In Wonderland.
DJTweeny: oh yeah, absolutely :)
ralph: yas
cease: rebo, i had just read Ulysses not long before hearing this album.
EWeston: I tried to remember all the climate controls. I failed
cease: torgo
johan amadeus myjetski: "... would i say yes to mean yes...."
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:16 PM and DrWho42 waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: saw interesting show about egyptian art this week.
DJTweeny: Hi DrWho
Beet: Heloo, Dr
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Dr Who42
EWeston: Dr., I've got this whinge
DrWho42: hey
cease: it wasnt blown glass, but they had a similar technique. exquisite glass fish from long before the glass blowing age.
llanwydd: lot of new people here tonight
cease: hi dor
Beet: Did you bring the Tardis?
DJTweeny: glass fish are sort of hard to hook
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
LorenDavidson: How about half a key?
DrWho42: of course
EWeston: Some really fine stone work from Eypt
johan amadeus myjetski: G7 is a chord, not a key. it's only a pound and a half...
llanwydd: my sound shut off
DJTweeny: Good point JAM
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:18 PM and late as usual, it's Not Ed, just back from Hellmouth."
Not Ed: Pork?
DrWho42: i found a few ft albums on vinyl here
EWeston: Do they weigh the flies?
DJTweeny: Hi ≠ Ed
Beet: Howdy Not
llanwydd: I miss vinyl
Not Ed: Nice crowd tonite!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bottles inside, makes a note of the time (9:19 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi NotEd!
Not Ed: Hey Beet & mighty Tweeny
DJTweeny: Hi Bottles
Not Ed: Cheers Jam
EWeston: Not Ed and Bottles
johan amadeus myjetski: greetings, Bottles!
Beet: Hi Bottles
cease: hi Bottles
Not Ed: HeY BoTTLeS
Not Ed: Evenin EW
cease: we have been friends for Many years.
Not Ed: zup cease>
Not Ed: ?
cease: Hi Not
Bottles: Smells like a dead cat in here
EWeston: Were the glass fish hollow cease?
Not Ed: cheerio
Not Ed: Hey it's llan
Not Ed: & DW42 & Loren & Torgo
EWeston: Smells like phaze spirit
cease: yes. cords of melted glass. do you know the technique, ew?
Not Ed: Talk to the hand
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Phil', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:22 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
DJTweeny: Hi Phil
llanwydd: hi phil
cease: hi phil
Not Ed: Hi Phil
johan amadeus myjetski: i always hoped FST would do an album focused on american history, as it really was as well as the way it was taught
Beet: Fortunately, I never had the experience of a cop knocking at my door.
Bottles: Put on this wide belt and work shirt
EWeston: I was thinking of a slumping techic. I'm guessing they used a form to place the cords on
johan amadeus myjetski: hi phil!
Beet: howdy phil
DrWho42: i shared this link with the adult swim chat? idk if it'll help
EWeston: A sand casting thingie?
Not Ed: Side one of Electrician, JAM?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
Not Ed: Sort of?
EWeston: Give me them! Or I'm going over there!
johan amadeus myjetski: i did, beet! i climbed out a second story window onto the roof. turned out he was trying to serve a warrant on a previous tenant.
Bottles: Leather thighs.
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
cease: this album came out when i had my first dj job in ottawa, 69-70.
Not Ed: https://youtu.be/FqUyI5IIDOM
cease: htis was revolutionary to play then.
Beet: Wow, JAM. How did you find out?
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elmer Ho in through the front door at 9:25 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Elmer Ho: do not
DJTweeny: Hi Elmer
Beet: Hey Ho
EWeston: Had two sheriffs come down the drive one day. Wrong address they said.
cease: hi ho
DrWho42: hey ho
EWeston: Hi Elmer
johan amadeus myjetski: not ed, yeah, like electrician, but expanded to the whole history of the coubntry
ralph: still a timeless classic
Elmer Ho: howdy yall
johan amadeus myjetski: hey ho!
Not Ed: an ottawa is a cute lil woodland carnivores that swims
Not Ed: ya
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and WhoAmUsAnyhow gets out at 9:26 PM.
cease: are you one of the phils, phil?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne plummets into the garden at 9:26 PM.
Elayne: Evenin' all! Wow, full house!
Beet: Did you guys hear that you can bid on the Schnifter's car?
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
cease: hi who.
DJTweeny: Hi WhoAmUs, Elayne
Elmer Ho: no foolin, bee?
LorenDavidson: Howdy, Elayne, Who. :)
cease: we have enough here to do an abbot and costello routine.
WhoAmUsAnyhow: HILO
johan amadeus myjetski: hi Elayne! And who am us anyway!
Elmer Ho: er, beet?
Not Ed: Hi Elayne
Beet: Hi WhoAm, E
EWeston: We may have Phil as well Elayne
cease: Hi El. The Queen of the Chat!
Not Ed: Cheers WAUA
Bottles: Did the doll drop?
Not Ed: indeed huzzah
Elayne: If it's Phil P, Tween would have marked him in red, yes?
Not Ed: yepsk
DJTweeny: I cannot ascertain who it is
EWeston: He's a ringer!
Elayne: I'll handle this: PHIL, BE FUNNY! :)
Beet: lol
Not Ed: lol
cease: with a stinger
johan amadeus myjetski: french legume?
Phil: EDMORE
johan amadeus myjetski: lol
Bottles: I already have one, see?
EWeston: Yup Jam
Elayne: You're welcome. :)
cease: the famous mr. edmore?
Not Ed: Catherwood give us all of his boo
||||||||| Catherwood gets us all of his boo.
cease: they do wondeful things with vegetables in france.
EWeston: Boofull
DrWho42: *throws Catherwood a Tide Pod*
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to DrWho42 and inquires "Did you want something?"
Elayne: Hey Cat, let's keep this G-rated...
Bottles: Look at this grape!
Not Ed: Where have I heard this before.....
johan amadeus myjetski: adulusian girls....
EWeston: Looks like one my granny once had
Beet: This is a truly inspired ending.
Beet: Yes
cease: indeed, beet
johan amadeus myjetski: approaching an R rating
ralph: james joyce?
Not Ed: yeah maybe
EWeston: Yesh
WhoAmUsAnyhow: catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside WhoAmUsAnyhow and mumbles "What is it?"
Not Ed: been a while
DrWho42: someone left a cake out in the rain
johan amadeus myjetski: melting in the dark...
redbozoette: atep up
Phil: it's a dime
Bottles: Native little froggy boys.
WhoAmUsAnyhow: catherwood rhode apple red
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside WhoAmUsAnyhow and asks "Something I can help with?"
||||||||| Catherwood ushers TheoJW inside, makes a note of the time (9:34 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
LorenDavidson: They never deliver to the hills anymore...
EWeston: Cake terrorists NSA guy take note
cease: G-Men Forever
Beet: Does anyone put anchovies on pizza anymore?
EWeston: Theo himself?
DJTweeny: Hi Theo
DrWho42: i remember ordering double anchovies on a pizza and the delivery service called me back to verify if it was a prank call
Not Ed: the organist is amazing
LorenDavidson: Regnad Kcin...
johan amadeus myjetski: hi Theo!
Beet: Hi Theo
cease: i'll give you 9 cents for it, phil
Elayne: Ah, here's an interesting headline: Astronomers Detect Almond-Scented Molecule That Will Help Solve Interstellar Radiation Mystery
Not Ed: Hi Theo
Elayne: https://gizmodo.com/astronomers-detect-almond-scented-molecule-that-will-he-1821986419
TheoJW: It's okay...they're speaking Chinese....
Elayne: Love me some almond-scented molecules.
WhoAmUsAnyhow: i lived in mystic ct when there was hamburger all over the highway! Honest.
DrWho42: that sounds like a mnemonic
DJTweeny: TheoJW, Nino (see link at the bottom of the page) says you are from Vancouver
TheoJW: That's all right, Sir...I've got a lid out in the car....!
EWeston: A new one on me Elayne last I remember was diamonds in Neptunes atmosphere
Beet: I think I'll light some Patchouli in honor of the current play.
DJTweeny: ** If you want to know where your fellow chatters live, ask Nino The Mindboggler by clicking on the link at the bottom of the page.
Elayne: It's called benzonitrile (or Anger Dream!)...
Not Ed: that's terrific E, thanks
llanwydd: how did I go grey all of a sudden
cease: i mistakenly took a bite out of a piece of anchovy pizza at the montreal world's fair. made me avoid pizza for next 15 years
llanwydd: thats better
Elayne: Cool EWeston, diamonds on the soles of Neptune's shoes!
DrWho42: san diego is close, but wrong
DJTweeny: ** For those of you who don't know, typing a ':' (colon) in this chat has the same effect as typing '/me' in an IRC chat
DJTweeny: lol cease
EWeston: Carbon ring type moloclue then
Elayne: Mind you, Benzonitrile only has one hexagonal ring of carbon, so it’s not a polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbon itself. But it could be a potential precursor and could help explain the mysterious radiation.
LorenDavidson picks up the pickle
Elayne: I mean, as you do.
||||||||| WhoAmUsAnyhow departs at 9:37 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
llanwydd: I dont know why some places still serve anchovy pizza. I dont know anybody who eats it
DrWho42: pickle? sounds cucumbersome
EWeston: Emitting it, or absorbing it
DrWho42: i eat it P:
Kelraith: I think its just there as a joke. Like in Futurama
LorenDavidson: Thing is, even if you take the anchovies off the pizza, you can't take the anchovies off the pizza.
llanwydd: hmm
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Elayne: Watched a really good science show on Nova last night, "Black Hole Apocalypse," minus the actual apocalypse.
DJTweeny: DrWho42: pickle? sounds cucumbersome << groan...
Elayne: VERY worth watching, if it comes 'round to your tee-vee.
Not Ed: little flat things
llanwydd: with eyes
LorenDavidson: Pickle? Not that big a dill.
cease: saw the 2nd half. looked fantastic.
DrWho42: fidget spinner
cease: wish Bit were alive to see it.
Elayne: Turns out, inside the black holes Nino is tan and handsome.
DJTweeny: lol
johan amadeus myjetski: lol, elayne!
EWeston: Current quantum gravity work says you can't compress infinitley.
redbozoette: burp the alphabet again
DrWho42: brou-ha-ha
Elayne: I think she would have loved it, Cat. So many female astrophysicists! I lost count.
Beet: I saw that too Elayne. Mindblowing. They're playing it again tonight. I'm thinking of taking it in again.
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
cease: it showed that women can make as important scientific conributions as any men.
redbozoette: cellophane
Elayne: Not that I count such things as a rule, but it was a full 15 minutes before the first snippet from a white guy. Just women and POC scientists until that point. Really amazing, terrific representation.
DrWho42: oh yea, i was quoted for a silly news story
cease: i was always encouraged, in the 50s, to look to the stars and learn. there was a sudden need for knowledge in the sputnik age.
DrWho42: http://www.startribune.com/facebook-event-calls-for-people-to-dress-up-like-birds-run-into-u-s-bank-stadium-on-feb-2/468829733/
Elayne: And they managed, SOMEHOW, to reign in Neil DeGrasse Tyson so he sounded normal and not on uppers.
redbozoette: two door
johan amadeus myjetski: and always have, cease, but seldom credited fairly
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
cease: waching that show reminded me of the films of that era, very much encouraging women to enter science.
Elayne: Sorry, rein in. Reign in is something else entirely.
EWeston: Just read a bit on Herschel and his sister Caroline. He discovered infared radiation
DrWho42: the new cosmos?
cease: good point, el.
johan amadeus myjetski: nice malaprop, elayne!
Elayne: And what did she do, EWeston?
Elayne: Well, Johan, better to serve in hell than to reign in heaven, or something like it.
DJTweeny: Hidden Figures (2016) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4846340/ << really good movie about women mathematicians in the early space program
DrWho42: oh right
Elayne: In my neck of the woords, "serving in hell" is being a waiter in Red Lobster.
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
johan amadeus myjetski: spot on, DJT!
Elayne: Tween, waiting for it to come on HBO... probably has already and I missed it...
DrWho42: working retails describes that well too
TheoJW: I first heard this Firesign track in 1969, broadcast over KMET-FM in Los Angeles. I was waiting for a high-school history final to be graded, happened onto this on an FM radio (earpiece on the side away from my teacher), and was fighting off hysterics from this epic lunacy i was hearing. Meanwhile, friends around me were convinced I'd dropped acid before class....
EWeston: His assistent. She became a scientist in her own right lster
Elayne: Thanks EWeston, a happy ending!
Beet: I thought Hidden Figures was the best film of the year.
redbozoette: side 5
DrWho42: I think i found out about FT through the Hour of Slack in the early 2000s
DJTweeny: Looks like September of last year, Elayne :/
Elayne: Well, to be fair, Octavia Spencer is dimply and adorable...
DrWho42: i still need to see the shape of water
DJTweeny: That's great Theo :)
Elayne: Will have to seek it out when it comes 'round again, Tween.
DJTweeny: TV Guide - Hidden Figures - http://www.tvguide.com/movies/hidden-figures/tv-listings/1014486/
Elayne: I came late to Firesign. Post-college, post-Lennon's murder, post-Reagan's election, sitting in the childhood home of Jill "Brillliant at Breakfast" Cozzi smoking weed for the first time in my life.
Elayne: I hear it comes in bottles in this country.
TheoJW: @DJTweeny: Better still, i got to tell that story to David Ossman when he was guesting at a listener-supported FM station which I supported.
DJTweeny: if that listing is for this year, then you have several chances to see it this month on HBO Elayne
Elayne: Jill's in NC now, where I do not believe the stuff is legal. I keep trying to talk her into coming on chat.
Elayne: Thanks Tween!
cease: a wonderful combination, el.
DJTweeny: Very cool indeed, Theo :)
Elayne: To be sure, Cat. Weed, Firesign, and Jill's company. :)
cease: i was in high school. la 67
||||||||| Catherwood enters with dmc949 close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
Beet: A Red-bearded bartender in the Colorado Rockies introduced me to FT in 1970.
DJTweeny: Hi dmc
cease: please tell, theo
cease: hi dmc
DJTweeny: "Take a tip from a cop who does..." lol
Beet: hey dmc
EWeston: dmc848 ello.
dmc949: hiya
DJTweeny: first time here, DMC?
dmc949: no
llanwydd: where did act 2 start?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “HOW CAN YOU BE IN TWO PLACES” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
dmc949: no
DrWho42: that escalatored quickly
johan amadeus myjetski: my intro to FST was from some of my older brother's college friends who were cramming for exams while listening to Nick Danger
EWeston: An aviation ordinancman handed me a copy of Not Insane. This at Subic Bay Phillpines That was my intro
dmc949: i've given tape to tj from rfo from krla
Elayne: Ooh, I've just found today's Silly Site. Trending on Twitter: https://twitter.com/hashtag/BlackHogwarts
DJTweeny: kewl
DrWho42: oh cool
||||||||| Outside, the 9:52 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving RodFlash coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DrWho42: aren't they on key and peele
redbozoette: ha e
cease: we are all smarter people because we listened to firesign, particularly when young
dmc949: kurt has them
DJTweeny: It's interesting how many people in the military got into FST, EW
Beet: hi rod
DJTweeny: Hi Rod
cease: hi rod.
Elayne: DrWho42, the ones on Key & Peele all have much crazier names.
RodFlash: hi cease
cease: related to jumping jack?
EWeston: Pastor Flash
DrWho42: nvm, i remember them on lady dynamite: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_and_Keith_Lucas
Elayne: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8
cease: what did you thihk of the new mst3k, el?
cease: you firsrt turned me on to that series.
johan amadeus myjetski: a legitimate point, cease, on FST fans being 'above average' so to speak....
cease: not unlike firesignh's rose parade naration.
Elayne: Cat, I'm a HUUUUGE Felicia Day fan, so I liked it a lot. And I'm pleased that Mary Joe Pehl is still involved.
Elayne: And of course, Kevin Murphy (big Firesign fan) also made a few appearances.
DrWho42: i'm glad the series got renewed.
DrWho42: lol i appreciate the meta jokes
cease: I had free Netflicks for a month when F was in Japan so binged on that show. the flicks were amazingly bad but in some way, was inspired to do what i'm doing now, new play
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
johan amadeus myjetski: I was in a band with a kevin murphy. must be a different fellow...
DrWho42: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Murphy_(actor)
DrWho42: eh, i had to tag a redirect on that link
EWeston: I liked the music. He tried to kill me with a forklift!
cease: the problem with netflix, for me, is that spending many hours watching other people;s creations diminished the amount of time i can actually be crearting
DrWho42: i mostly make bad puns and memes when i should be writing or reading
johan amadeus myjetski: I wonder where Ruth is....
DJTweeny: good point, cease
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
johan amadeus myjetski: ya put me through too many changes
Beet: So says the I Ching
EWeston: Emilia Earhearts secret passinger
llanwydd: excellent album
cease: beet did you hear last weeks collage about pkd and the i ching?
DrWho42: if anyone likes crosswords, they do the NYT one nightly here: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
redbozoette: I thought I was here
Beet: Yes I did cease and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
cease: next week i will have a new collage i hope you all like billy bragg and keith richards.
cease: you are always here in our hearts, rebo.
RodFlash: I'm loving the streaming (first time visitor, long time fan)
cease: hi rod
johan amadeus myjetski: Hi Rod! Nice to see you here!
RodFlash: hi cease
RodFlash: nice to be here
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Beet: I didn't know very much about Mr. Dick, cease. Amazing being.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Now playing: from the DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS Extras collection
“FUSION INTERVIEW”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
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cease: we are delighted to have you here, rod
Beet: hello rod
RodFlash: hi beet
johan amadeus myjetski: Gotta drop out for a few minutes. I... shall return!
DJTweeny: Hope you newcomers will become regulars :)
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Phil Proctor's new book is out! “WHERE’S MY FORTUNE, COOKIE?” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
cease: his book UBIK is close to being my favourite novel.
cease: 2nd would be Electric Sheep which was turned into Blade Runner, though they are profoundly differnet.
Torgo the Great: ThE MasTer Calls Next c u next Weak
||||||||| "Hey Torgo the Great!" ... Torgo the Great turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:09 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
EWeston: Have a Great eveining Torgo
DJTweeny: So Blade Runner is not a good rendering of Electric Sheep?
cease: the new tv series based on his stories is worth watching just because of the production values.
TheoJW: I'd heard Peter Bergman on KPFK-FM with
Beet: Didn't PKD wind up liking the treatment of Blade Runner, cease?
TheoJW: ...with (I think) Phil Proctor.....didn't connect with Firesign as a collective entity until june of 1969...
Elayne: Think I'll call it a night, folks. It's a nice.
Elayne: Next week, all (if I remember)!
||||||||| Around 10:11 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
Beet: Nite, Elayne.
cease: what a great memory theo
EWeston: See yah Elayne
cease: by el. new collage from me next week el
Not Ed: Bye E
TheoJW: I LOVED it when Firesign went to KRLA and scared the crap out of the management.....
Not Ed: cool Theo
cease: thar was wonderful, theo
Beet: Isn't it nice to have a record of these discussions? The guys are with us forever.
Not Ed: Indeed Beet
cease: i saw them live at some place in 69
DJTweeny: glad that so much of this sort of thing survived
Not Ed: yeah T
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
cease: beet, the play i'm writing now is kinda about what forever means.
cease: i think they will be like shakespear's english is to us in the near future
Not Ed: Hi Rod
Beet: That sounds interesting.
Not Ed: haha Toyota
DJTweeny: yeah, too funny
redbozoette: Beet cease DJTweeny EWeston johan amadeus myjetski Not Ed RodFlash Rufus_T_Firetween TheoJW redbozoette DrWho42droppin out for dinner thanks for the laughs
DJTweeny: "Put your hand up the skirt of a Toyota..." - FIRED
Not Ed: have to admire Peter
DJTweeny: mange bien bozoette
EWeston: Bu Bye redbozoette
Beet: G'Nite redbo
Not Ed: yeah T bang!
Not Ed: later redboz!
cease: by rebo
cease: yes not, it is required to admire peter.
DJTweeny: the hipification of the VW gave FST a perfect platform for their bizarre car commercials
Not Ed: upthumb
DJTweeny would love to know how they affected sales
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RodFlash - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Not Ed: for sure Tweeny...
TheoJW: @DJ: Yep. I remember those bizarre Jack Poet VW commercials....
Not Ed: I have a common cold
llanwydd: how common?
DJTweeny: It would be itonic if sales went down after the Germans told the dealership to get rid of them
cease: they are great theol
DJTweeny: *ironic
Not Ed: well, pretty typical llan
llanwydd: lol
Not Ed: heh
cease: i was a student of radio production at usc in those days and hung out at kmet a lot
DJTweeny: you can listen to them as audio but they're much better with the video
EWeston: A meat and potatoes kinda cold?
DJTweeny: I've been trying to shake a cold for over 2 weeks now
Not Ed: not a bad idea EW
DJTweeny: Wasn't that an Aaron Copeland tune? Fanfare For The Common Cold
EWeston: Avoid dairy products and your nostrils will dry up
Not Ed: there's some funky stuff abroad Tweeny
Not Ed: lol Tweeny
cease: loved copland.
DJTweeny: it does seem so, Not Ed
cease: cheese is a main food for me
DJTweeny: You were French in another life, cease
EWeston: I'm finicky m'self
Beet: Proctor had meny brushes with famous folk.
cease: definitely not japanese. cant eat raw fish or rice.
cease: read the book, beet?
cease: it is a name drop a paragraph.
Beet: In the process. Have to force myself to read anything.
EWeston: Been doing salmon steaks. I need a reason to eat rice
cease: i think that's how phil proctor staves off alzheimers. he remembers all the people he has worked with.
DJTweeny: never know, might help
cease: reading = breathing, for me.
Beet: I used to be like that b.i. (before internet).
EWeston: I read have read and hope to continue to find good things to read
cease: by the way ,i;m doing a new play. tween and llan are going to be in it. it's not firesign, but firesign inspiredl if you are interested in being in it let me know.
EWeston: I'm game Tweeny has my contact info
Beet: I remember skywriting.
cease: kppc means hour hour?
EWeston: EWeston854@msn.com
EWeston: Hope the numbers are right I haven't written it out in a while
cease: i tpaed hte last 6 of these, which are now on the duke of madness collection
Beet: Thanks for doing that, cease.
DJTweeny: DOMM wouldn't be complete without some of cease's contributions
Beet: Very important.
johan amadeus myjetski: There was more firesign history prior to 1970 than I had realized
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
Beet: Screaming hundreds
cease: i also taped the magic mushroom shows and many others from their earliest days, but the tapes have turned to dust
cease: oh yes jammy
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video of David Ossman and Phil Proctor at the LIBRARY OF CONGRESS >> http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw **
cease: this is a wonderful interview
johan amadeus myjetski: The first studio tapes of mine turned into a kind of goo. disgusting on so many levels...
Beet: The Library of Congress show is truly wonderful.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out David Ossman’s book “MARSHMALLOWS AND DESPAIR” at www.davidossman.com
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Dr. Happy Harry Cox says “I was right about the comet! Check out my new DVD set EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: THE DECLASSIFIED FIRESIGN THEATRE 1968-1975 before it’s too late!!” >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
cease: someone gave one of the phils as joint. he took a toke, then he passed it to me as i was standing nest to him, then i passed i to the other phil. then they went on stage.
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
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cease: ash grovel dont bogart that ash.
johan amadeus myjetski: fat = the thinking man's psychedelia
cease: i hacve a story about mt real.
johan amadeus myjetski: fst, not fat
johan amadeus myjetski: fst = the thinking man's psychedelia
EWeston: I shared a pipe with David and Judith up at Whitby
llanwydd: lol JAM
cease: lucky you, ew
DJTweeny: The Live At Ash Grove recording is part of DOMM
EWeston: It's a neat family.
llanwydd: I am heading out. see you all next week
Beet: Nite llan
EWeston: Bye Llan
||||||||| llanwydd is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:50 PM.
johan amadeus myjetski: me, too. see you all next week!
EWeston: Jam man away!
Beet: This was lots of fun. Thanks to everyone. Looking forward to next week's offering, cease. Of course thanks to Dr Tween. G'Nite.
cease: i think the firesign have expanded our universe moe than the universe itself
johan amadeus myjetski: love, love, love to all! thanks everybody!
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
ralph: thanks again DJ
cease: thaks dj tween
EWeston: They are a continuing education, just like you good folks byee
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening, all… See you next week, same Firetime, same Firestation...
TheoJW: Laters, All......!
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
cease: by
||||||||| cease dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's cease?! It's 11:00 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Kelraith - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| dmc949 - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TheoJW - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elmer Ho - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Phil - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Oolbenite close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 1:27 AM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the sitting room.
Oolbenite: sorry about the late hour,but i do have things to see,people to do............
||||||||| Oolbenite departs at 1:28 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| LorenDavidson - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bottles - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Not Ed - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Sixquartstosantabarbara inside, makes a note of the time (2:26 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Sixquartstosantabarbara - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DrWho42 - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ralph - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| redbozoette - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 4:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Fellowrichpeople - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bottles
cease
DJTweeny
dmc949
DrWho42
Elayne
Elmer Ho
EWeston
Fellowrichpeople
johan amadeus myjetski
Kelraith
Likinha
llanwydd
LorenDavidson
Not Ed
Oolbenite
Phil
ralph
redbozoette
RELIK...?
relikinha
RodFlash
Rufus_T_Firetween
TheoJW
Torgo the Great
WhoAmUsAnyhow
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=hcyb-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/pressrel/20171009.html
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
www.davidossman.com
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4846340/
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.loc.gov/today/cyberlc/feature_wdesc.php?rec=8134&loclr=eanw
http://www.startribune.com/facebook-event-calls-for-people-to-dress-up-like-birds-run-into-u-s-bank-stadium-on-feb-2/468829733/
http://www.tvguide.com/movies/hidden-figures/tv-listings/1014486/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_and_Keith_Lucas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Murphy_(actor
https://gizmodo.com/astronomers-detect-almond-scented-molecule-that-will-he-1821986419
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BlackHogwarts
https://www.classting.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8
https://youtu.be/FqUyI5IIDOM



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